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I’m just here to have fun | Jokes & Sports (Mainly Futbol & Athletics) | 🇨🇩🇰🇪

London 🇬🇧
Joined May 2022
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@AskCoachKev
Coach Kev - Belly Fat Pro
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After 8 years in the gym, here's every fitness tip I could come up with: 1. Stop drinking alcohol.
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I miss old athlete posts like this, them just posting themselves doing very regular everyday activities but now it’s only 4K images with billion dollar brands.
@Cristiano
Cristiano Ronaldo
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Hey guys, today I've been filming. Have a nice weekend everyone. http://t.co/haEHznzI
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@YourBoyJemz
Jemz 🥷🏿
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They gave that Hawk Tuah girl all the hype but women like this go unnoticed? Cruel game man.
@MailSport
Mail Sport
3 months
This England fans message to Gareth Southgate after reaching the #Euro2024 final is too wholesome… 🥹👏🏻
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@YourBoyJemz
Jemz 🥷🏿
4 months
French slander name for Adeyemi btw 😭😭
@aaaanis_7
twittos médiocre
4 months
Ptdrrrrrrrrrr HDMI le joueur de merde
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@YourBoyJemz
Jemz 🥷🏿
4 months
Never seen the World Cup get downplayed until Argentina won it 2 years ago, wonder why?
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
4 months
🚨🚨🎙️| Javier Tebas: “The Euros are 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐓 than the World Cup.” 👀
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@YourBoyJemz
Jemz 🥷🏿
2 years
Haaland is exactly what HitIer would’ve wanted as his ideal athlete
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@YourBoyJemz
Jemz 🥷🏿
2 months
That uncle genuinely saved his life, that boy owes him way more than a few £10 notes man.
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@YourBoyJemz
Jemz 🥷🏿
1 year
This one 😭
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what is y’all most liked tweet?
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@YourBoyJemz
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10 months
LMAOOOOO
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@YourBoyJemz
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4 months
Sending £10-20 Million to my bank account because like in the trailer I’ll have to switch back.
@Fcb_Ivy
Ivy💫
4 months
You wake up as Cristiano Ronaldo, what is the first thing you’re doing?
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@SarahSalahpour
Sarah
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the day our dreams came true 🥹 18/12/22. goosebumps till this day. 🪄 @alpagocreations
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@YourBoyJemz
Jemz 🥷🏿
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This is the calibre of women you’d slaughter a village and start a war for
@sunisalee_
Sunisa lee
1 month
appreciation post
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@YourBoyJemz
Jemz 🥷🏿
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England kit is literally better lol.
@rordrygo
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the difference in kits england MOGGED
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@YourBoyJemz
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He who laughs last, laughs best, remember that @loski_hs 😂😂😂
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@YourBoyJemz
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10 months
Nah this might be the greatest football slander name 😭😭😭
@araghrebin
MOHΛ 🌶️
10 months
Rwanda Congo Mali qui change ses crampons dans les vestiaires
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@YourBoyJemz
Jemz 🥷🏿
3 months
Would thirst but my respect for Saka is too high, he’s bagged a worldie though.
@vsrsus
VERSUS
3 months
Tolami Benson with Bukayo Saka’s MOTM award ❤️
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@YourBoyJemz
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1 month
Cheating is trash but they’re treating him like a War criminal 😂
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@YourBoyJemz
Jemz 🥷🏿
2 months
Uncle probably could’ve used his survival instincts to act a bit quicker because I would’ve been OFF but I think we can let him off.
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@YourBoyJemz
Jemz 🥷🏿
1 year
It kinda feels like he already retired 5 years ago tbh
@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
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We're not crying, you're crying 😭 (via @visselkobe )
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Jemz 🥷🏿
1 year
MBAPPEEEEEE, INCROYABLE!!, It’s 2-2 and France have found their way back in the final.
@ZoeT3
Dame Zoe T
1 year
My sister was assaulted on her way home yesterday around NW on the Jubilee Line. He tried to intimidate her and when she started filming him for proof, he then attacked her. She's reported this to the police but if you recognise him please let me know.
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@YourBoyJemz
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9 months
Sometimes I wish the UK had the University/College sports culture that the US has.
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1 year
The guys a Premier League footballer, he can bag women who look like this all day, you footy fans gotta realise your options aren’t the same as theirs 😭
@JeromeH8sWoke
Jerome 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
1 year
Mason Mount is the biggest wet wipe ever. Imagine being 'terrified' of this dolly. Generational homosexualist.
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Jemz 🥷🏿
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Stome Cold expression, he knows the job is not finished, killer mentality!
@BramptonManor1
Brampton Manor
1 year
Congratulations to Jamal who achieve A*A*A and who is off to Cambridge to study Economics. A fantastic result. Well done Jamal.
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@YourBoyJemz
Jemz 🥷🏿
1 year
America could’ve been a serious footballing nation without pay to play because Speed probably couldn’t even do 6 kick ups a year ago
@ishowspeedsui
Speed⭐️
1 year
20 kickups do I play in the charity match now @KSI
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1 year
“Serving cunt” is the worst thing I’ve ever heard, what does that even mean blud.
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@YourBoyJemz
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So THIS is where it started…
@Trujista
TS🍇🇧🇷
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His aura even at 37 is brazy
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@YourBoyJemz
Jemz 🥷🏿
2 years
Meanwhile his brother drill rapper Y.CB is smoking his 10th spliff in Northside Newham 😭
@AFCAjax
AFC Ajax
2 years
When dreams come true... ❤️ 🥹 @CalvinBassey
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@YourBoyJemz
Jemz 🥷🏿
3 months
That version of Messi there (2011 CL) is the highest level any footballer has ever reached in the sport.
@centurysznn
SZN (fan)
3 months
If you know, you know
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Jemz 🥷🏿
1 year
He’s actually one of the best non-pros I’ve seen online
@socceraid
Soccer Aid
1 year
Pochettino LOVES @noahbeck 👏
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Jemz 🥷🏿
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@OldEraJackson8 He was likely in shock and plus saving him in itself was a risk, I think one of them said “get the cabdriver” too or something, ultimately he didn’t have to help him but he eventually did, also it’s on the guy for being involved in that lifestyle.
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Jemz 🥷🏿
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One of the scariest cases in human existence, one of the worst things that can happen to a human being.
@yakobper90
Yakob
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Don’t even wanna pile on but come on man this is a massive own goal from you
@_Asznee
🗣️
1 year
Do they know?
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@YourBoyJemz
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1 year
Unrelated but this might be Real Madrids best kit in over a decade easily
@idoxvi
🫵🏽
1 year
Oh he’s not playing fair 😍
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@YourBoyJemz
Jemz 🥷🏿
2 years
Rapists don’t even get the abuse he got lol
@whujoe
Joe Davis
2 years
Kurt Zouma speaking publicly for the first time about the cat incident
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@YourBoyJemz
Jemz 🥷🏿
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Nah his friends put him on TikTok and it’s going viral, I’m too happy for him, so proud man 😭❤️🥇
@YourBoyJemz
Jemz 🥷🏿
1 month
My youngest brother got NINE 9’s (A*’s), a 7 (B) & a 6 (C) in his GCSE results today, what a guy, absolutely smashed it, very proud of the him.
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@YourBoyJemz
Jemz 🥷🏿
1 year
He’s undone all of MLKs work in a single week
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@YourBoyJemz
Jemz 🥷🏿
1 year
😭😭😭
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@YourBoyJemz
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@Nostalgistt Idek if he can pay him back honestly
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@navxafc Aryan ball is crazy, Pep really carrying the torch & legacy in todays era
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@YourBoyJemz
Jemz 🥷🏿
1 year
Why are black people upset that a white women is going outbid her way to cook an African dish appreciating the culture? Chinese & Hispanic people don’t complain when others cook their cultural dishes.
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@YourBoyJemz
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Shameless statement in this documentary 😭😭
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@YourBoyJemz
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2 years
They got a Lightskin nigga with Waves playing for Qatar 😭😭
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@YourBoyJemz
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4 months
When England lose but Saka has a good tournament >>>
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@YourBoyJemz
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@elonmusk care to explain?
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@exauldn French niggas are creative, I remember Rwanda Congo Mali for Kolo Muani 😂
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Jemz 🥷🏿
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Not that I care but crazy how Saka gets the most heat when 3 players missed pens and he had by far the best tournament of the 3 that did too, oh well.
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@YourBoyJemz
Jemz 🥷🏿
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They’re treating BL4KEGRIFFIN like he’s the one behind 9/11 😭😭
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@YourBoyJemz
Jemz 🥷🏿
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Look at what Messi had to compete against 😭
THREE Ballon d’Or winners signed in 2009.
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Jemz 🥷🏿
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Digga D, Achraf Hakimi, DDG & Gloria James? What a stranger link up 😭
mr. front row
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I need that Mizzy guy to hold the nastiest beating of his life man. An absolute clown that prick is.
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Tion Wayne beat up Dutchavelli in Dubai 💀
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@PauloCartiV3 You see it man, you can’t be coming home to someone who sounds like a gang member.
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@YourBoyJemz
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@prime_jordan1 I miss that old iPhone selfie quality but I guess you’ve got a point
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@YourBoyJemz
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SJ finding out he was wanted for murder in this crib session makes this hilarious 😭
@goneclear0_
M
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After this there was no more gun leaning
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@YourBoyJemz
Jemz 🥷🏿
1 year
Tennessee is way to beautiful to be fighting
@MisfitsBoxing
Misfits Boxing
1 year
Tennessee Thresh vs Paigey Cakey 🥊 Watch on PPV 👉 #KSIFournier | TOMORROW | @MF_DAZNXSeries | @PrimeHydrate | @Stake
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Everytime I see Calvin Bassey I remember his brother Y.CB is a drill rapper and I just chuckle 😭
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Awful mindset to have as a human being
@1doubleC
goal digger
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idc for yt homeless people. how you fail in a world that was built for you
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“Ay Noni don’t worry about that grey don, the pens are a minor cah more time you’re rated round these bits dukie”
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A European mans nightmare but a Jamaican man’s dream.
@swanlbs
lily
5 months
this is fat
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Jemz 🥷🏿
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The fact that this is AM (410) running from SR & SD (Harlem) kills me man, UDN from 2016-2018 >>>
@yakobper90
Yakob
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. @yungfilly1 when I fucking catch you......
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Let’s fucking go Albania 🇦🇱🔥
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@YourBoyJemz
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@TJayyyy_1 The French pronunciation of the letters “HDMI” sounds like Adeyemi if you say it quickly 😭
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@YourBoyJemz
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Corn is one of those black guys from America who says nigga at the end of his sentence to make what he says sound funnier or when he’s nothing else to say when he’s done speaking 😭😭
@YBplugs
P 𐕣
1 year
THIS MF CORN GOT HIS OPPONENT IN HIS FEELINGS LMAOO 😭😭
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@YourBoyJemz
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@PulisicSznnn @loski_hs That’s not what I’m flexing, you clearly can’t read 😭🤦🏿‍♂️
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Jemz 🥷🏿
4 months
Ignoring the racists in the comments this picture is actually insane, full Negro outfield in a major European Nation, who would’ve pictured this decades ago 😭
@ramzpaul
RAMZPAUL
4 months
The “French” soccer team.
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1 year
@Dex0us I guarantee you 95% of FT aren’t hitting 12 clean kick ups
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5 Years ago today, time flies man 😂
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2 years
If I tried to do this in London I’d get called a blick orangutang then Taneesha from Hackney would write a thread of icks 😭
@RichieMerkz
Merkz
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Paris 🇫🇷 someone try this in the UK💀
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@YourBoyJemz
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@exauldn French niggas are creative, I remember Rwanda Congo Mali for Kolo Muani 😂
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Right on Farage, very glad to say I voted Reform yesterday 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
@reformparty_uk
Reform UK
3 months
Vote for real change tomorrow. Vote Reform UK.
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@YourBoyJemz
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Vini got more UCLs than Neymar
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@elonmusk Just seen 6 Black SUV’s pull up outside my house with 5 men leaving each SUV fully armed with suits with the “X” logo at the back, it’s over for me 💔
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@YourBoyJemz
Jemz 🥷🏿
2 years
Icl the World War 3 & Super League memes still outclass today tbh
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2 years
1, 3 & 6 move me man 🥛
@4KTZINO
Top
2 years
Anyways
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Proof Twitter is just an extremely loud minority, social media is NOT real life.
@TikiTakaConnor
Connor Humm
1 year
Arsenal fans signing Zinchenko’s name at the end of the game 🎶
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Lukaku when Megan moves onto to Memphis Depay after this stink fest
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@YourBoyJemz
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7 months
Harry Kane when it doesn’t matter is the best in the world
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
7 months
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤯 Harry Kane in the Bundesliga this season: 🏟️ 23 matches ⚽️ 27 goals 🅰️ 5 assists 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐄! 🚀
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Jemz 🥷🏿
2 years
We get it, you prefer thugs who were kicked out of school over behavioural problems who then began to perpetrate knife crime in London because someone stepped on their 5 year old Air-Forces, you’re so cool 😜
Ikenna personality is so weird. I bet he watches anime and names himself after cartoons
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Messi really won in life, beautiful wife, 3 boys, greatest of all time, won everything he needs to in his sport, he’s genuinely completed life.
@LeoMessiMedia
Messi Media
2 years
Messi on ig story:
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I can’t lie I chuckled but insane racismo no? 😭
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@YourBoyJemz
Jemz 🥷🏿
2 years
Yes, in fact I am.
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@ultimategoat867 Amazing World Cup trophy tbf
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I was such a dumb teenager man, that bus video is my biggest regret ever 😭
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Jemz 🥷🏿
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@Chief_Omz Euro final 😭😭
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11 months
Our milk is so low quality compared to the rest of the continent
@LindyTasteful
TastefulLindy
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Late Night in London: Filmed in the style of a wildlife documentary
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She also stalked him using over 20 different phone numbers
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Jemz 🥷🏿
2 years
Not American but I’m in a New Jersey 👀😁🇦🇷 (I need a haircut badly 💀)
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@YourBoyJemz
Jemz 🥷🏿
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Still can’t believe was an outfield 11 for a European team in a WC Final, Deschamps you are special 😂
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Jokes aside Free Loski we’re cool now but had to get my jokes in icl 😭
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Jemz 🥷🏿
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@sadeeq_mm Yeah he was really good in the sidemen charity game, his technical on ball ability was FAR ahead of anyone else’s (not that it’s a massive accomplishment).
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@prime_jordan1 Skxksjsjs didn’t even think of that omg, we’d just have to keep sending back and forth or just hope he doesn’t care 😭😭
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@YourBoyJemz
Jemz 🥷🏿
1 year
I’m sorry but she could GET ITTTT
@SabjiHunter
Sabji Hunter
1 year
What in the London Underground is going on here
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Jemz 🥷🏿
2 years
Attractive woman was sexually active at one point in her life? Wow shock
@scubaryan_
ryan 🤿
2 years
we lost. just found out ice spice has given someone head before
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Calvin can have sex with any upper class white model with his status & the baddest IG Ebony social media influencers meanwhile Y.CB with have to settle down with hoodrat Ayesha from Hackney who has a son from a deadbeat drug dealing father called Devonte from Peckham.
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@OldEraJackson8 @ya_unseen Idk how that law works but fair enough, kills me how he took long though 😭
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@DonWanyama_ Idk but that’s jokes man 😭
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@browndinho10 I think it was first used for VVD back in 2019/20 ish
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@YourBoyJemz
Jemz 🥷🏿
2 years
I don’t think people are realising how crazy this is, Calvin is going to be playing UCL football against some of the best in the world earning 6 figures a month meanwhile his brother Y.CB will be perpetrating knife crime & selling cocaine to Barry for under £200 a month 😭
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@YourBoyJemz
Jemz 🥷🏿
3 months
Once again if you were born or even raised in England and you’re not happy that we won today, I please beg you to return to your country of origin I’m so serious.
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@YourBoyJemz
Jemz 🥷🏿
1 year
@omilana_niko @Dex0us You think these guys on FT who chat shit about Wan Bissaka & Lukaku’s first touch when they couldn’t get onto their school footy team can do that? Lol.
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