I post Springfield police dispatches. This is a tool for both community crime awareness & promoting police accountability.
@PoliceEugene
is my counterpart.
Arrest warrant executed at.... executed? That sounds wrong. Performed? Warrant 'performed' at- no that's dumb. Um, warrant...was done did at the flippin' JAIL at 344 A St.
Something went down at 832 Water St requiring a response, but it didn't fit into any of the known categories we have. Guys, someone INVENTED A NEW CRIME. 2 units responded.
Officers sent to check out a report of someone acting super prowlery near 157 12th St, like they were working up the courage to steal something. 2 units responded.
Someone complained about seeing someone naked and the cops were like 'and?' and the person was like 'fix it!' and the dispatcher was all like '...'. Seriously, if they've got a problem, maybe CAHOOTS is a better match. 2 units responded.
Someone phoned in an overdose and help was sent. Making that call can be scary, but you're protected from arrest and can save a life so don't abandon a friend in need! 2 units responded.
SOMETHING was reported at the Candlewood Suites at 3005 Franklin Blvd, Eug, something so odd the dispatcher had no idea how to categorize it. Think on that. Oh dip, 4 units responded.
Someone phoned in an overdose and help was sent. Making that call can be scary, but you're protected from arrest and can save a life so don't abandon a friend in need! Officers took a report. 2 units responded.
You know that dream where you forget you parked your car at 363 Lindale Dr and you're running around town but never think to check there? Welp... someone may be experiencing that one right now.
The traffic signal at Pioneer Parkway East & I-105 On-ramp has rebelled against its human masters, possibly just the first of a wave of electronic defiance against man's hubris.
Cops were dispatched to the WinCo (Waremart 4EVA!!!) at 1920 Olympic St because someone was acting just a little too rowdy for the society in which we live. Jimminy crickets, 4 units showed up.
'I have no mouth but I must scream-' began the person at 212 S 34th St before touching their face and realizing they had overlooked something important. 2 units responded.
Arrest warrant executed at.... executed? That sounds wrong. Performed? Warrant 'performed' at- no that's dumb. Um, warrant...was done did at Gateway St and Game Farm Rd. 2 units responded.
The kind of folks at 213 S 52nd Pl who would think this is a good time to have a loud party exercised exactly the poor judgment you'd imagine. 2 units responded.
Someone scarpered from the Jerry's at 2525 Olympic St with stuff that didn't belong to them. (Not actual video of the event) Officers took a report. 3 units responded.
Cops were dispatched to 222 S 5th St because someone was acting just a little too rowdy for the society in which we live. By the time police arrived, they'd boosted outta there.
Report that a fraudster frauded someone at 4475 Daisy St fraudulously. Say it a bunch, it's a funny word. Not as funny a THING, true.. Officers took a report.
Got a call from Game Farm Rd & Gateway St for something that doesn't fit any of the known dispatch types. Could have been anything. Could have been a sorcerer? We literally don't know.
A super loud noise was reported near 1100 B St, like 'oh crap, my soufflé collapsed' loud. 'Also, I was holding my soufflé at the time and dropped it but that's unrelated'. By the time police arrived, they'd boosted outta there. 2 units responded.
A tagger dramatically overestimated their talents near 755 Harlow Rd proving their imagination up to the job that their artistic abilities weren't, basically: 2 units responded.
Encouraged to depart from the sorta sketchy Chalet apartments at 2555 Gateway St , someone chose to make a scene instead long enough for the cops to get called. Gone by the time the coppers arrived.Great googly moogly, 5 units responded.
Someone contacted 911 but the call got cut off so police were dispatched to 452 S 4th St to check it out and make sure everything was okie-dokie. 2 units responded.
Big o' frackas, confipulation, or powabanga at 1263 Main St (the Springfield Mobile Home park). These are real words to describe a dispute, no need to look them up. 2 units responded.
Report received near Franklin Blvd and Glenwood Blvd, Eug of someone doing their best Pole Freakin' Position impression with their car. 2 units responded.
Arrest warrant executed at.... executed? That sounds wrong. Performed? Warrant 'performed' at- no that's dumb. Um, warrant...was done did at the Springfield Jail at 230 4th St.
Someone at the Chevron at 3375 Gateway St simply Would. Not. Leave. even though they had been enthusiastically invited to do so by the folks who work there.