Ricki Collin and Amy Hall were arrested after they videoed themselves assaulted a bakery store owner while confronting her for requiring masks in her store during the pandemic.
Don't be like Ricki Collin and Amy Hall.
Most satisfying part of their video attached:
You can’t just expect the police to know the super recognizable surroundings of a popular local donut place, folks.
Why would law enforcement have any experience with these kinds of places?
Let’s be reasonable.
A spokesperson for EPD said, "This was reported to have occurred in Eugene, however, this has not been confirmed as the location and the woman in the video has not been identified at this time."
Note: The department has not endorsed this replacement flag design for police that was inspired by law enforcement’s actions during the Uvalde, TX school shooting.
Someone called the police because they saw a dog roaming the streets near 2031 Roosevelt Blvd. A dog. Not a dangerous tiger or some kind of dragon, but a dog.
The first rule of Fight Club is we don't talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club: We don't get caught fighting near Elmira Rd & La Casa St.
Someone called the cops because they saw a dog walking around near W 14th Ave & Chambers St without a human like it was doing some kind of 'Homeward Bound' thing except without a cat.
A tagger dramatically overestimated their talents near 3145 Kinsrow Ave proving their imagination up to the job that their artistic abilities weren't, basically: Officers took a report.
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Someone phoned in a possible drug overdose. Remember, the law protects you from a drug arrest if you call 911 for this, don't abandon a friend in crisis!
The first rule of Fight Club is we don't talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club: We don't get caught fighting near 2690 River Rd. When cops arrived, they were gone.
A tagger dramatically overestimated their talents near 740 E 15th Ave proving their imagination up to the job that their artistic abilities weren't, basically:
Asked to leave 2828 Chad Dr, some lout decided this was it, this was where they'd make their big stand against society. "You can't kick me out, I have rights!" they asserted, wildly misunderstanding the situation. Police were called to offer constitutional advice.
Someone phoned in an overdose and help was sent. Making that call can be scary, but you're protected from arrest and can save a life so don't abandon a friend in need!
Someone phoned in an overdose and help was sent. Making that call can be scary, but you're protected from arrest and can save a life so don't abandon a friend in need!
The first rule of Fight Club is we don't talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club: We don't get caught fighting near Gilham Rd & Holly Ave.
Someone complained about seeing someone naked and the cops were like 'and?' and the person was like 'fix it!' and the dispatcher was all like '...'. Seriously, if they've got a problem, maybe CAHOOTS is a better match.
The first rule of Fight Club is we don't talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club: We don't fight near Side St & Edison St. Gone by the time the cops arrived.
Officers dispatched to 58 W 11th Ave to investigate a report of someone acting 'sus', presumably a synonym for 'suspicious' (or possibly 'sousaphone').
Someone complained about seeing someone naked and the cops were like 'and?' and the person was like 'fix it!' and the dispatcher was all like '...'. Seriously, if they've got a problem, maybe CAHOOTS is a better match.
Someone called 911 because they.... saw a dog near Railroad Blvd & Chambers St. A dog. They seen't it and called 911. It's a ruff business. When the 5-0 got there, they were in the wind.
Report that a fraudster frauded someone at the Safeway at 1500 Coburg Rd fraudulously. Say it a bunch, it's a funny word. Not as funny a THING, true.. Officers took a report.
A suicide was reported. Please call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 800-273-8255 if you're in a crisis, there are folks who care about you.
Someone called the cops because they saw a dog walking around near Norkenzie Rd & Cal Young Rd without a human like it was doing some kind of 'Homeward Bound' thing except without a cat.
Someone phoned in a possible drug overdose. Remember, the law protects you from a drug arrest if you call 911 for this, don't abandon a friend in crisis!
@orfyreus
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Life just be like that sometimes, all comes down to the nature of the calls. Hard to make light of some of the sadder calls for suresies without being someone other than who I wanna be.
A super loud noise was reported near 37 W 13th Ave, like 'oh crap, my soufflé collapsed' loud. 'Also, I was holding my soufflé at the time and dropped it but that's unrelated'.
Someone phoned in an overdose and help was sent. Making that call can be scary, but you're protected from arrest and can save a life so don't abandon a friend in need!
The traffic signal at E 18th Ave & Hilyard St has rebelled against its human masters, possibly just the first of a wave of electronic defiance against man's hubris.