Okay I'm too tempted >///<
How long would you leave this pig blimped up? For all of
#AirborneAugust
? Maybe even longer? Maybe so long it may as well be permanent...? 😳
♥️ add 2 hours
🔁 add 4 hours
💬 add 6 hours
I may or may not have put
@SirZamo
into a situation with Bowser. I didn't hear them complaining, but I also didn't hear much else other than pumps and creaks.
I reached 100 followers yesterday, and I'm feeling hyper and giddy about a lot of cool things happening in my life, so here's a little waffle uwu
Like it says in the image, like, rt, and be following to enter, and a general list of what I'm comfy writing will be in the reply!
I'm going to try this and just have my block button ready. I've been without a car since February, as people know, and that's left me with no income, and I've not been able to find an alternative job no matter my efforts. This is all I can think to do now
I once again come to you with an offer (My rates are $5 per 100 words / $50 per 1000 words! Hit me up in my DMs for the form or any questions you have!)
I feel like if I wrote a story with a king who commissioned a painting that looked like it was painted with viscera and had a monarch butterfly motif to symbolize his rule, I think someone would tell me I'm being too excessive with my anti-royalist narrative
Here’s a prompt list for
#AirborneAugust
! I hope it lets your imagination fly, rise to the occasion, expand your horizons, get bubble brained, become carried away in your creative pursuits, be entangled in the strings of productivity…Have fun with it!
Art:
@TexanSoda
I know I'm normal 'cause I saw someone playing katamari, remembered that I accidentally deleted my katamari mod, remade it in half an hour, and broke my record
Just ordered a salad, and I for one think it would be really funny if a cartoon villain put something in it that made my body expand and billow out with fat, but like I grow WAY bigger than they were meaning to, like so big that they almost feel bad about it
Have a fun story about finding out your neighbor is not only a fatass, but also so greedy and gluttonous that they can eat delivery guys like bags of chips! Commissioned by
@ButterballBarn
!!!
My stomach just gurgled so loud and instead of thinking “dang I should get food”, my first thought was “dang, what if it did that and I suddenly started feeling full and started inflating?”
Hey so like, this food I’m delivering smells *fucking* good, it’s not a problem if I just like, after I give them the food then just take it back, maybe eat them too while I’m at it right?
In light of things I saw earlier, if there are any secret zoos or pedos following me, please unfollow then stub your and/or close a door on your pinkie 💖
Doggystyle, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside-down, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin, on the living room, on the bedroom, on the fridge, on the closet, on the ceiling, on the walls, on the bathroom, on the couch, on the car and on the street.
I've done a silly and wrote a story for
@WtfGayLilBadger
's birthday >w> I'm always down to be a friend's birthday balloon! Even if it's a bit... public and embarrassing...
Aha, I got a little silly with this one 🥴
Finished up a comm for
@ButterballBarn
which happens to be a sequel to a gift story I did for them a few years ago! I'd ask if anyone else would want to try the Love Handles, but Butters seems to be hogging them~