96/92
Devastated we let go Paul McGregor.
When the balls in the goal, it aint Shearer nor Cole, it's Marino....
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@miller_element
@the_pieface
Could be filming his in game reactions and whacking it on YouTube for mega likes
Instead gets hammered with his mates every game 👍
I think this is a W all round.
Stoke can get someone foreign ✅
Argyle marching unstoppably up the table ✅
Schumacher buzzing for his next job at Tranmere ✅
Elliot Turner new job at Fitness First ✅
Mark Hughes forklift license application underway ✅
#stfc
#pafc
A quick word on Sheffield Wednesday, I thought they looked really one dimensional and will get found out badly this season. I'd be worried watching that if I were their fans.
#pafc
Gimme gimme gimme a janner from plymstock
Super Adam Randell he is one of our own
Submitted from the Barbican at 11pm last night. I don't hate it 😍😍😍😍
#pafc
Armed mobs of Muslims now roaming the streets of Plymouth.
You happy
@Keir_Starmer
?
Lazily reporting all concerned public were all "far right edl thugs" has created mass disorder.
Instead of trying to correct it, you've kept it going, and blame me for talking about it!
Things to expect tomorrow:
600 PNE fans singing "football in a library"
Lowes 352 and Fosters 361 producing the worst game of football in existence.
Alfie Devine on the team sheet but no one sees him all game
Late 1 nil loss, aggy crowd
Dryrobes galore.
#pafc
Thank you Pilgrims and everyone associated with Plmouth Argyle for making this loan so special. For me personally it has been a crazy season but even with the injury I have always felt the support and love throughout. As a city and as a club I will always look back 1/2
Pros/Cons ahead of playing
#Pompey
this weekend:
Pros:
* Sell out
* Matt Macey playing for opposition 😍
* Midtable fodder should be a 3pt formality
Cons:
* stinky bell man
* shit long ball football
* Can always get an upset in a derby match
* stinky bell man
#pafc
Hi
@Argyle
I've been up all night waiting for the manager announcement, I'm on my 17th can of Carabao. As an Evergreen Premium member can you just let me know if I can go to bed for a couple of hours now? I'm hallucinating a bit and I think I had a minor stroke around 3am.
#pafc
Finn Azaz's goal 🤤
Without his foot injury, being out for 12(?) weeks and then taking his time to get back to his best, he'd have ended top scorer and top assister. Would snap him straight back up if Villa want him to gain some 2nd tier experience.
#pafc
Fair play to Dewsnip yesterday BTW. Would have had pelters had we gone down, but 10 points from 6 games sees us safe. More away wins than Schuey, more home wins than Fozter. I hope we get the managerial appointment right and he goes back to being a pretty adept DOF for us.
#pafc
"I never wanna see "player x" in an Argyle shirt again"
When we've signed them for free from Walsall, or for pittance from Blackpool, or somewhere, they're on a fifth of the wages of the opposition, and they've not even been notably bad. 🥴
#pafc
Shuey was our leader
He's now bleeding red and white
Like Holloway he's jumped ship
Because Argyle are tight
Ryan Lowe he left us
But we don't give a fuck
Cos we are plimuff argo
And Paul sturrock went Southampton
#pafc
#utba
Feeling a bit bad for this guy this morning.
If he'd played all season as the central geez in a back 3 I don't think we're having these chats.
In a back 4, he's probably short of what is required.
Been an immense player for us, and can't doubt his commitment.
My CB 🎩
#pafc
Opposition fan bingo:
"plimuff haven't won away all season, bet we're their first, it'd be typical us"
Followed 4hrs later by
"yeah we beat them but they'll be fine this season, good side"
#pafc
When you're caught sleeping on a rebound, and see your 38 year old opposite number (who you tried to mug off earlier in the game) wheel away celebrating a last minute winner
#pafc
#safc
The club is offering a reward for information/names that lead to the identification and prosecution of offenders who broke into our Harper's Park Training Facility last evening.
Significant damage was caused to the recently installed pitch irrigation system, site perimeter
Take the cash for Morgs.
Spend it on filling in the corners.
Get 7k crowds in our 17,800 capacity stadium 😍😍😍
Bring back Simon Walton as captain
Durrell Berry in the free role
#pafc
@Argyle
@orlandopirates
Makes sense, it's probably a big game for them, they seem really small and don't have much weird online fans so I'm sure this will go well 👍
Big opportunity against West Brom to make a proper statement about our season intentions.
The Baggies are currently top of the league, but to me they look quite one dimensional, and I would be pretty worried if I was one of their fans.
#pafc
I would easily DOUBLE MY WAGE simply by moving to an equivalent post with the same company in London (and by working more hours than the 16 I am contracted) , but NO FUCKING WAY, because I am LOYAL to Argos, Transit Way. Shame "Schuey" doesn't have my moral compass.
#pafc
61/69 points at home this season.
Knocked out by Grimsby in the FA Cup
Can't remember the League Cup.
Didn't play any other competitions all season.
Love Dominos.
Love my Babcock Banter Enders
Love Championship football
BRING ON STOKE CITY THE VILE SNAKES
#pafc
I KNEW it was right to divert my Evergreen Premium funds to Sports Science!
Gareth Law took sperm samples from both Cosgrove and Ennis, took them back to his lab in Efford, rubbed them together in a petri dish and grew one big dreadlocked thundercunt 😍😍😍
#pafc
He's got the whole world, Finn Azaz
He gets goals and girls, Finn Azaz
He's got massive pearls, Finn Azaz
He's got the whole world in his hands
#pafc
#utba
#block3bantersquad
"We've got Super Ian Foster
Binning Saudis off to join the Greens
He's won the World Cup
And now he'll take us up
Argyle going to the Premier League "
#pafc
#utba
Goodbye Dockyard Derby with
#Pompey
and their gopping long ball football, body odour bell ringer and cesspit ground
Hello
#mayflowerderby
with
#saintsfc
, their crackhead fanbase and famously shit stripes - being 20 mins closer this rivalry could be even more intense
👀
#pafc
Anyone else underwhelmed by the prospect of playing
#lufc
again tomorrow?
- 4th time in a month 😴
- shite kickoff time because it's them 😴
- expected to compete in spite of £50m parachute payment this season 😴
- Joe Rodon passing to his keeper/right back 200 times 😴
#pafc
@WillT_19691
Hi Will please take us seriously we're league one champions, the rabid green arrows of justice, and we're yet to lose to Maidstone in our history
#pafc
Hi guys there's a "set 6" re-union tomorrow in plimuff at the guildhall at 7pm, so if you were in bottom set at school or didn't even go to school then remember to turn up and you can reclaim the guildhall and take our guildhall back once and for all
He makes me take my clothes off and go dancing in the rain,
He makes the runs from left to right and he drives a fucking train,
Like a bullet it's BEN WAINE
COME ON
UPSIDE INSIDE OUT
HE'S SCORING A GOAL AT CITY
TO KEEP THE BIG WANK DOWN
SCORING A GOAL AT CITY
#pafc
"scenes no one wants to see"
The two most uninspiring teams in the pyramid. No-one's tuned in on the chance of a good match here. This is it. I want to see punches, police dogs, horse charges, batons, blackcountry faeces being slung over segregation nets, I want it all
#WBAWOL
An we love you!
So long as you don't get tickets to any games or show your support in any way in case my pals Gaz and Scotty don't get tickets even though they live in Torpoint and could have got tickets at any point in their lives but haven't bothered until this point
#pafc
Weds
Blackburn
Preston (h)
Norwich
Bristol (h)
Rothers
QPR (h)
Leicester (h)
Stoke
Millwall
Hull (h)
If we fail to get 11 points from these games, then we absolutely deserve relegation.
#pafc
🎶"They tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It's gone to Connor Hazard
They had the ball
To score a goal
But in the end
It's gone to Connor Hazard"🎶
#pafc
(one for the goths)
plz retweet goth or not
@tatsumakibones
Hi pal,
If you've got:
No season ticket ❌
No Evergreen ❌
No friends ❌
No desire to hunt about for a spare ❌
Then your moaning about not getting a ticket is likely a self confidence issue, and not the fault of the Jannerpese fella 👍
#pafc
Anyone demanding "payback for the fans" or similar for last weekend, and demanding a "great performance", has not supported Argyle for very long.
Let's scrape a 1 nil and get back down to HP Monday.
#pafc
Someone find out where Hull are staying next Friday night, I've just ordered a Catherine Wheel off Amazon and am gonna light it in their hotel lobby at 3am then bonk Philogene and Carvalho on the conk with a mallet when the fire alarm goes off. Forza verde!
#pafc
Argyle soiling their pants at Wembley, changing into a new pair at half time, then spectacularly soiling them again ✅
Absolutely faecal performance.
Roll on Morecambe away.
#pafc
🎶IS THIS THE WAY TO PLEGUEZUELO,
EVERY NIGHT I'M NOT MISSING WILLO,
DREAMING DREAMS OF BIG JULIO,
THE SEXY SPANIARD SIGNED FOR FREE
SHA LA LA LA LA LA
🎶
#pafc
#block3bantersquad
"SCHUEY, WHAT'S THE SCORE?" if we take a 1-0 lead at any point ✅
"LUKE CUNDLE, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE SHIT" as he lines up a setpiece ✅
"NIALL ENNIS, YOUR INJURY RECORD IS SHIT" as he enters the pitch with half hour to go ✅
Wouldn't have it any other way 😍
#pafc
@ShitArgoChants
Blackburn, with 1 win in their past 15 games, have 10 remaining fixtures:
The top 4 ✅
Sunderland, Boro and Bristol all away 🤔
Us, Weds and Cov at home 🤔
Roll on El Shittico for Saturday!
(Blackburn 1-0 Argyle, soft goal and we tried our best)
#pafc
@ShitArgoChants
@kanyane23
@Argyle
@orlandopirates
Your business studies don't mean anything to us. We're more qualified in business than you are. It was completely unnecessary to bring up qualifications in a football conversation. In future, don't brag about your garbage qualifications and show us some respect.👉🇿🇦
Port Vale at home. Sellout crowd under the lights
#pafc
Coupla belting chants lined up to intimidate the away fans:
"you're just a medium town in Staffordshire"
And
"is that all you takeaway on a Friday night in December?"
#PVFC
fans gonna feel so glum
Hi
@Ryanhardie9
just wanted to check how you are feeling today pal, a bit of a bonk on the conk never hurt me, I still managed to get an NVQ L2 in business. I didn't start a business or anything but it gave me confidence. Anyway hope to see you scoring again soon buddy
#pafc
Class interview
1. Smashes
#bcfc
, calls them a "pathetic basket case" 😍
2. Explains that Director of Football..."directs football" ✅
3. Will continue to employ scousers "in spite of the accent" 😱
4. Transfer budget to double, should now finish above
#pne
and
#scfc
🤌
#pafc