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LeBron Wade Bosh
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@RudyJUULianiV2 I just know her name is in your phone as Steph Hinge
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Illegal Zyn beer coke drunk driving widespread panic SEC Peter millar
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Who u guys got tn
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So happy for Dallas. The bench erupted. Great team stuff
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@frank_seravalli @GoldenKnights Yeah we know they’re cheating thanks
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@ArlingtonBro Holy fucking shit. Hell of a front porch across from ya AB. Respect
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@TheDegenWeekly Open up a credit card. Get a 14k credit line. 7k on tickets. 7k on rangers ML. Tickets paid off just like that
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@biggeebman Fucking amazing
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@NHL @GoldenKnights Make it more obvious you’re a Vegas fan Jesus Christ lmao
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@Doinks2Big Obama would’ve used those things in 2008 to get rid of a middle eastern village
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If one more fucking person comments about these being 4mg I swear to god. It. Was. All. They. Had. 🫥
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Happy Juneteenth to all the fat white women out there
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@JFreshHockey This guy was such a beast in his prime and this is really making me feel old if he’s a GM haha fuck I’m getting old
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@BR_OpenIce @andystrickland They tried to sneak Luke Hughes on here
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@IsItOutEA @ablack740 Your player that you create can get suspended for partying the night before
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@nbaoldboy_ I heard your mom comes with my dick in her mouth bitch
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@PHLEaglesNation Why are people so mad at this pick he’s solid
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@TerryFranconia What even happens with those grievances? They won’t replay the game lmao
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The biggest piece of shit in Trevor Connelly going to the biggest piece of shit organization in Vegas is extremely fitting
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@OakDFS @BarstoolBigCat No way you genuinely believe otherwise
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@BR_OpenIce Well maybe he shouldn’t have been standing on the goalies stick 👍 just a thought
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Everything shower
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@legsanity This fits so perfectly lmao
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Titties ranked: 1. Unexpected/public 2. In your face 3. Mature naturals 4. Perky 5. That one girls you’ve wanted to see for so long and finally see
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@Poonslayer_12 That balcony and white nails? Yeah Ronny gets it real sloppy
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@doinks65 Send her 8 ball
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@barstoolsports Why the hell is barstool randomly glazing the flyers what’s going on
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@TheLibertyYell My dad owns a shore house and his neighbor is best friends with Brady tkachuks backup dietician’s assistant and he told me
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A lot of people on here I’d get reaaaaalllyyyyy freaky with
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@theagendapusher The minorities better be ready
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Homemade meatballs and garlic bread that I made from a baguette I bought and cut up and freshly grated parm and a jar of sauce. Fuck you thanks
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The worst day on the course is better than the best day in an office am I right!!!!
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AT THE TURN THERE IS NO BETTER SIGHT IN THE WORLD
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@bongsandbuicks This is gonna lead to one of those shits you’re there for so long your foot goes numb and then you stand up and almost fall and it has that pins and needles feeling
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@AnaheimDucks One team defeated communism and the other is based on a Disney movie. Check yourself.
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Ya sure I’ll sit in my hot tub (105° btw) drinking beer and listening to the Eagles. Yeah that’s not a terrible way to spend a Thursday night. Thanks.
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@bongsandbuicks Bumping what. What the fuck are you bumping. You didn’t even post a song. What the fuck are you bumping. Hello. Can you explain. I’m so confused. Hello. Please explain. Thanks. What are you bumping. Very confused. Thanks.
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Lunch
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Bitches with big boobs rock
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Just guys being dudes
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I enjoy twisted teas
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@frank_seravalli The league should address this it’s a joke that it’s on the teams
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@gapingbum
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I've noticed men that cook tend to be really horny fuckers.
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I graduated from the @spliffsimmons school of getting bitches
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@TrillBroDude I can’t believe we’re the team that won a playoff game because of a random role player going off. I never thought I’d see the day
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Got an interview for a job in Chicago (at the Willis tower, nbd). Wish me luck. All goes well I might be chi town bound (still love you Philly)
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Have a 3rd interview tomorrow morning for this job. Feel like it’s the last and really hoping it leads to something. It seems promising. Hoping for the best 🙏🙏 all love -Phil
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What do you know about the hockey game drip?
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Thanks
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@OakDFS @BarstoolBigCat It shows you just have no sports knowledge no matter the sport.
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@heatdaddy69420 How are you not hype to watch 60 minutes of non stop forechecking and wall puck battles with 0 skill moves??? That sounds like a perfect Saturday!!!
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Did anyone else just have a heart attack because of ESPN… holy shit
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This DEFINITELY isn't just an excuse to show off this State Farm jacket...okay maybe it is.
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@JFreshHockey Where are Zach hymans parents
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@JakeStateFarm You’ll never be him. You’re just a cheap fucking knockoff. You don’t deserve to be sitting courtside at NBA games and be some hot shot now. It should be him. Hide this if I’m right
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@BeeTEE15 Difference between 29/30 and 31/32 means nothing when it comes with a rangers postseason L
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Just saw a number on the scale I haven’t seen in at least a year 🥹🥹 feels so good finally seeing a decent amount of progress
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THERE WILL BE A GAME 7 IN FLORIDA. SEE YOU MONDAY NIGHT 🛢️LETS FUCKING GO OIL. LOYAL TO THE OIL TILL I FUCKING DIE BABY
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LeBron Wade Bosh
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Nice dry wedding you stupid fucking bitch 😂😂😂😂 imagine thinking that’s gonna stop me from getting hammered and dancing with milfs FUCK YOU!!!!!
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White boy got that shit on tho 🗣️
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Recently lost some weight and wanted to share my diet hack! It’s one simple step: hate yourself.
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SOTD. Never heard this one before. Just came up on my day list. You guys gotta check this song out. Ultimate summer vibe song. Really slept on song im shocked more people don’t know this song! It’s great! Such a summer vibe.
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Hey idiot, how’s this make you feel?😢
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Thanks for 400 followers btw. I will literally have sexual intercourse with all 405 of you. #Blessed #Phil
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Very good beer 👍 they weren’t kidding about this stuff
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Bro wanted to join me outside
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Not a want but a need
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@ah_pod They think we care 😭😭 we can’t hear them from the top of the division. Talk about some lil bro syndrome
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Scottie Scheffler first day out edit goes HARD
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Cooper sharp and honey ham grilled cheese on sourdough (diagonal cut of course)
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Wow new sandwich looks pretty good. Anyways I’ll take a #1 with ranch and chick fila sauce and a Coke Zero thanks
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Every day I wake up and pray I’m back here
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@moh_bility69 Koozies so slept on. Don’t always have one but when you do it just feels better
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Hey baby
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😁
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Bobbi Althoff? More like if she comes over I’m taking her clothes All Off.
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@OakDFS @BarstoolBigCat Surely an account with the username PhilMaCrack is posting strictly serious stuff
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@jbdude12 That and the mention of left I’ve forgotten
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@TerryFranconia Your name has been more and more accurate these last couple years. League has gone to shit for the sake of a buck
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Lighting a cold one
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Has a white boy ever been this up????
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@NHL He needs to chill before the flyers can’t afford to trade for him
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I’m so tired of being out at bars and seeing fat bitches!!! Go home!!!!!!!!
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Start of summer calls for a chubbies purchase. So locked in can’t wait to get hammered in a pool in these
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Club check
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Dudes will see this and say hell yea
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It’s freakbob friday. Are you answering?
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@NHL This is the most mid playoff atmosphere ever
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I have a confession… I’ve been listening to country music the last couple days… and enjoying it
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Rate the plate gang
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@RudyJUULianiV2 The go to name. Never gets old
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It’s officially Fear Women Friday. I am deathly afraid of them
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@BarstoolBigCat Of course it’s Villanova in the background 💀 @Philly_Mays catches every stray possible
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@bongsandbuicks Saucon these nuts
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