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Author. Dreamweaver. Visionary. Plus actor. You're about to enter the world of my imagination. You are entering my Darkplace. #NUFC

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Joined July 2016
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As a life long Manchester United fan. I feel we need someone who knows the club to get us out of this. Steve Bruce would be my shout to steady the ship #mufc
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@GaryLineker What are you talking about? He played in a charity football game?
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5 months
Bottom right is Keira Knightly in Bend it Like Beckham
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Which four Premier League legends do these haircuts belong to? 🧐 Find out the answers at 11:00 BST when the next episode of Footy Triv drops on our YouTube channel! πŸ“Ί
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Lewis Dunk having 2 England caps when Michael Keane has 12 and Connor Cody has 10 is absolutely ridiculous
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1 year
@ladbible If the average working class Brit had half as much backbone as their equivalent in France, we would have no monarchy, lower energy bills, better pensions, better working hours.... etc etc etc
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2 years
Can't wait for @ToonPolls to get Miggy goal of the month
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@Football__Tweet The disrespect to BoΕ‘ko Balaban is unreal
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2 years
Went to Nisa this morning and bought some Lucozade sport. Didn't even have to chin a 12 year old to get it
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2 years
Absolute carnage in Aldi… people trying to get hold of prime #aldi #prime
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Pickford has the body of a fat 14 year old
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@manxpie86 The replies are glorious. Great work
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@ODDSbible Miggy has scored more MLS and Premier league goals than Messi. He's clear
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@DailyMailUK Its a TV show not a miracle worker
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3 years
If Spurs could just do us a favour and stop being shit, this would be an amazing night of results for us #nufc
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@VishnoiRMA @FCBAFC_GAVI @1aurarose You know they're not owned by the Saudis though yeah?
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2 years
@judesummerfield Should be going for someone who's going to keep McTominay out the team and be an improvement. What about Dan Gosling, Jack Colback or Jeff Hendrick?
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@bruceywells @GeorgeLineker Some collection that
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@LastLegsFC @ToonPolls Nah deffo not Plymouth. They played we are the champions and gave us a standing ovation at Home Park when we won the league there on the same night they were relegated. Massive respect for the club
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Worth remembering were a wrong penalty decision away from qualifying
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2 years
Love to see the rejuvenation of Shay Given as a Newcastle legend. I think many people were bitter when he went to Man City and it soured the way his legacy was looked upon. Doesn't take much to see he still absolutely loves the club so great to have him back!
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@JordanCrane97 @benjy_613 @wiIIbanks @nocontextfm1 Literally every single day on #nufc twitter. These days thats all we have to cling to
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@CharlesLawley Has anyone checked to see if the prison was vaccinated?
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2 years
There was a lad behind me at the match on Tuesday who thinks the words to Blaydon Races are "we took the bus from Barbera's and she was heavy laden" I think he thinks they got a taxi from a fat lass called Barbara's house #nufc
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2 years
Here I'm still very nervous about this Isak deal. I hope Brentford don't swoop in and offer him Β£10k less at the last minute
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I always think that I'd love to go to Glastonbury. Then I watch the coverage and see all the posts from people there. That reminds me that it's full of utter Bell ends and I'd spend my entire time there hating everyone.
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@JayMotty Not sure he would work with Bruno and Joelinton but I suppose it's worth a try
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@NUFCblogcouk Could it be Andros Townsend back and a fresh new hair cut?
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3 years
@SkySportsPL 3 things are guaranteed in life. 1.Death 2.Taxes 3.Newcastles takeover talks ramping up in a transfer window, to district from a complete lack of investment in the club. Before ultimately collapsing
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@anon_opin Somebody has no mates
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@Football__Tweet 41 with that hair πŸ˜‚
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1 year
No way should Steve Mcmanaman be on the Champions League final ffs. He's absolutely shite
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7 months
I think NUFC Twitter is full of mongs until I have to read Man United blue tick Twitter. Thick as fucking mince
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@HLTCO Only one man for the job
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@PeteGravesTV @Sela Apparently the best place to see them is on Twitter, when 5000 people post the exact same 5 photos.
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2 years
Ally McCoist must be the busiest man in football these days. I am absolutely not complaining mind
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@gw850 Wilson, Almiron and Trippier are the ones that we might actually get some coin for and all need shifting
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2 years
@sportbible My first ever shirt
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4 years
Favourite part of Sunderland till I die so far is Will Grigg talking about getting to 10 goals and going from there. That was January 19. Still hasn't got 10 in total πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #SunderlandTillIDie
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@nufcsanjay You're wrong on this one. I agree you've got to be patient but when both fullbacks have been torn to shreds and are blowing out their arses. One of which was on a yellow from the 66th minute it's mental not to make a change. Especially when we had Targett who isn't a youngster
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When you're picking up your anti-depressant meds and as the pharmacist hands you them she says "still miserable?" Before quickly realising and adding "outside" I nearly hit the deck!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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2 years
@NOWSport @England Tripper at RB man. Should start in his actual position
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2 years
Its mental how we have went from Steve Bruce talking utter shite, blaming the fans for his failings as a manager to Eddie Howe who is do unbelievablely composed and professional. Absolutely different level #nufc
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@paarsons Kevin Gameiro anyone?
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@lowes_mick @AdamP1242 Erm so are they now not allowed to heal? Does this apply to all people? I've got a sore throat. Do I need to keep it the whole period of mourning? I'm new to this so just keep me informed
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Just left one of the biggest bars in Dortmund on the Square and he genuinely said he hopes were back soon as were the nicest English fans whoever been there. Decent πŸ˜‚
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2 years
@ToweyLinda I also don't want to be 48 tomorrow. The great news is I'm 36 and my birthday is in January so I'm sound
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3 years
In Boris's defence. I've had a few parties in my house that I can't remember either
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1 year
@NCL_Uncovered I personally say Gosforth but I know some weirdos who say it Gosforth
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I'd rather Sven was taking England to the Euros than Southgate. At least then we'd be certain it's his last tournament
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@AyEminent @SkyFootball You get lucky over one or two games not 20+ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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1 year
These fuckers can get tickets for literally anything. I might have to join and see if they can sort me a season ticket out for next year #nufc
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🎾 BREAKING: Just Stop Oil Disrupt @Wimbledon πŸŽ‰ β€œOnce more, orange clouds hang over a British sporting event this summerβ€”this time it’s ticker tape rather than paint dust, but it is an intrusion and will need sorting out.” 🚷 Sign up to take action at
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As if I'm still not home from a game of football that happened 2 days ago. Ffs
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2 years
@ChristianKWatt @washingtonpost Some people already live in the UK
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2 years
@DHNE31 Pardew at 2 is harsh as fuck. Not a massive fan at all but we finished 5th and played the best football since Robson that season
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2 years
It's absolutely ridiculous that in 2022 we can't stream a cup game agaisnt 2 Premier League teams
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@Football__Tweet Shola Ameobi
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So many morons on here. We need to get the right players at the right price. As we grow and improve, a better tier of players will become available. Thats when you go big.Spunk the money on average players now and you know who we become?Fucking Everton. Now shut the fuck up #nufc
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Some things never change
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1 year
β€œIf I was playing in red that would’ve been a certain penalty” Alan Shearer after not being awarded a penalty at Old Trafford.
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@Im_RobM @NUFC360 Which misplaced pass did it for you?
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@fun88eng Bruno Fernandes
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Poppy is ready for the match #nufc
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@killshoteminem @Perezlecroulant @Football__Tweet Wow, tell me you know nothing about football without telling me you know nothing about football
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@AdamP1242 Why did you only shave part of your head!?
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@AdamNUFC_ Philip Billing
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1 year
I was right. This is a different team
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1 year
It would be very "Newcastle" to hump Spurs then get beaten by Everton.... however I really believe that Howe is breaking that old mentality. I really hope I'm right on Thursday
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Tense stuff
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Several sources claiming, the Madame Tussauds waxwork of Margaret Thatcher is the strong favourite amongst Conservative MPs to replace Liz Truss
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Well I for one am shocked that Connor McGregor is a nob
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@HLTCO Florent Sinama Pongolle
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2 years
Out of office on for 2.5 weeks. Get the fuck in 🍻
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2 years
Feeling really star struck. Night out in Leeds and I've bumped into Daft Punk
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As adults you should only be vaping the following flavours: Despair Debt Rising cholesterol Anxiety Depression Key lime pie
@BBCPolitics
BBC Politics
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"If you are an adult, are you really going to be buying bubblegum-flavoured vape?" Labour MP Stella Creasy tells #PoliticsLive there's a "public health challenge" surrounding children and vaping
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@Football__Tweet Julio Arca and that's South Shields
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1 year
Poor old Real Madrid. Really had do things the hard way... definitely no ties to General Franco or the King of Spain... or maybe its the same shit different era?
@MiguelDelaney
Miguel Delaney
1 year
It has been an incredible level of superiority here but, to a large degree, an inevitable one. This is what the club project and European football has been building towards, never more financially staggered and vertically stretched, with state clubs at the top.
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Fixed it #nufc
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Just FYI. I know the lass in this photo and it's definitely not someone called Jess Phillips. Pure weirdo using someone else's photos #nufc
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Jess Philips
11 months
It's cold and wet outside, so we'll just stay here and drink cocktails all day!
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7 years
Passed the chequered flag. My targets done! Sage For Education is racing ahead... #sage #sageforeducation
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2 years
I never want to see an alcoholic drink again
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@gw850 Such a shame I'm blocked for calling him an alien nonce
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It's still absolutely mental that Bruno and Trippier signed for us in a relegation fight. I love the lads who have signed since but for me those 2 will always have my upmost respect #nufc
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1 year
Oh your family has dogs? That's nice. It's not quite a full set of labradors though... #labradorrainbow
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@anon_opin Fight Club
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I'm 37 years old and have literally no fucking idea why the date for Easter changes every year
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1 year
Apparently I'm bald because I go down on women. Absolute peak Twitter
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@JNH37__ @PeterLarsen_01 If you put your mouth near where people poo it is possible that bits of poo will enter your mouth. This contamination causes your baldness. When a man can’t satisfy a woman naturally they resort to oral sex.
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I really really don't like this build up. Feel like we're counting our chickens here.
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3 years
Your town might be good but I bet it doesn't have a giant fucking spoon #eatforengland #Northumberland
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2 years
Fucking hell man Adam. Please leave some women for the rest of us #nufc
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The maddest thing is, This Morning has already had a convicted nonce working on it
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Villa Watch after seeing the force's of evil walk to an easy away win
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2 years
Me talking about Love Island: "It's utter shit, you have to be a moron for any of that fake reality TV rubbish" Me hearing Big Brother is coming back:
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Beer time!!!
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@ColmMc9 @talkSPORT Absolutely shocking. Never a striker. If you followed her career at all you would know she was a left back in Portugal
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I think this is terminal
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Nick Pope
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