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Penny Tresjon

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10 months

The is left is getting they own bud light psychosis

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10 months

Crazy how Starbucks lost $12B yesterday and all of a sudden Kim K is photographed with Starbucks in her hand. She’s such a ghoul

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@FixTechStuff1 @DanFmTo @AllezLesBoulez Rubbing two Emus together to power a lightbulb doesn’t count

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@poopswag34 There is no way to know if you’re actually straight unless you do this

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@lmNOTcatholic @SuslovsG The film literally had Oppenheimer look away from a film reel showing the Japanese experience, it could not have been more obvious or intentional to have the film not show that

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@lurkin37665068 @kinematografi @douzmanian @CarlBeijer Women are terrible for the environment

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@poopswag34 And it’s like weed first time isn’t enough to really understand

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"How is Bloomberg worth $60B? Wtf did he ever invent? An atari that sucks your dick? Is that what a Bloomberg terminal is?" - paraphrase of @CHAPOTRAPHOUSE @virgiltexas

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@metalgearobama People! Lend me your Cum!!!!!

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@abolishcxps The important thing is that you’ve found a way to feel superior to both the world class directors and global audiences

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@patrickbasedmn @VDAREJamesK The irony is that an incredible amount of time, thought, and effort went into this piece. Its anything but meaningless. If you think you’ve transgressed or rebelled against modern art by doing all of this, congrats you’ve only reinforced it lol

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@theseantcollins One of the perhaps undervalued benefits of piracy is that it preserves classic movies and tv in their original form. Cloud is just “someone else’s computer” - if you truly love something you MUST torrent it. The culture depends on it

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@drommba Is “naan is good but the rest is mid” the new schizohitler meme

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7 months

@softminus Then why does it take 20 seconds for my TV remote to change the channel now when it was instantaneous 20 year ago

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6 months

@oldfriend99 Season 2-8 of the Simpsons would be better if they were replaced by 22 minutes of freeze frame on various paintings of sailing ships, horses, and biblical scenes.

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Penny Tresjon

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@BrendaHazelhur1 @LeftJaddi you can easily compare those numbers with high school math. 1900/3.25 = 585 hours of work. Cheapest VW today is ~19,000 / 7.25 = 2,620 hours of work. That's well over an average working year (~1800 hours) more to buy a roughly similar car.

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@Hezbolsonaro I retract any previous criticism. A negative times a negative is a positive

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10 months

@IHateNYT We never escaped Total Reddit Supremacy, the 2028 Election will be determined by a complex system of Upvotes and Karma and totally undemocratic, only slightly worse than the current system

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3 years

@R1ceRYS @kimpossiblefact if u want to steal the Mona Lisa you have to do cool black ops shit and dodge lasers and build a heist team. To get these guys you just have to say "hi i am microsoft, please enter passwrod"

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5 years

@neeratanden Neera Tanden formally endorses Boris Johnson and the Tory Party everyone.

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1 year

@Seamus_Malek Very surprised to find out the incandescent CGI rendering shine is somehow natural.

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@lubbockchick @magdalenapaz22 @tressiemcphd I'm terrified of my kids seeing my folder WEIRD PORN

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@speterdavis @dennisbhooper Science has yet to understand

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@tgirlFightClub It is easier to fit a Panda through the eye of a Baozi than to enter Heaven with your shoes on.

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3 years

@michelletandler The emphasis on the plight of your favorite luxury brand chain stores and not human beings is hilarious. Where can I donate to help support Burberry in this trying time?

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@argowasalright X gonna give it to ya (It is the Good News of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, pbuh)

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@viperwave I hope this thing starts appearing in every AI generated photo

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@JFrankensteiner You know who else was both a Carpenter and a King?

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@MandelaFace He figured out that the ideal thumbnail is a David Dees style collage minus the substance

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@b_rye_crush Get that baby a ps4 and a flatscreen on the floor pronto

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@VivianKesandre You can see his reptilian political instinct. In the 80s he had to be a smooth Wall Street guy. In the 90s a slacker computer guy. And now a synthesis of the two, some kind of Batman Villain. There is no Gavin, only a collection of masks and a gaping hole that yearns for power

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@srslyberserk when this normal worker saw that the 5-year plan was just short of its goals for coal production, he picked up his shovel and mined 102 tons within a single 6 hour shift!

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@Version69420 @njsilvadyne Demanding a literal bail out

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@Spagh3ttiJoe Every day I walk around in my life thinking “why am I not getting more unwanted phone calls”

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@mertcentury Kid should be deported for using POV incorrectly

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@Light15Z @nikicaga Probably on purpose as Oppenheimer was frail and would forget to eat all the time, also had weird spine issues

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@Sturgeons_Law “At the present time they have received the wings of angels?” “Indeed, the wings of angels have been receiveth”

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@Ruth_Mensch Israel Before Zionism

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@calebsaysthings Sitting my white ass down and simply listening to the President of these United States

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@MargBarAmerica I would give my life to defend my appointed retail location’s merchandise for $8.25/hr but not a Penny less

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@TheRedApeFamily @BoredApeYC This is like Mattel creating shitty TV shows to sell toys but there are no toys.

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@_artsartsarts Utterly brilliant. As the meme-cycle has condensed to infinitesimal units of time, Kyle Gordon saw the opportunity: we can generate nostalgia for things that happened 2 weeks ago

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@ByYourLogic I'm proud that they found a way to make the Israel/Palestine conflict about them. Good to see 20 year old white girls still got it!

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@trevorcumbo They should rub their bellies to signify hunger then smash cut to patting bellies to show satisfaction, no reason to show food - not everyone can afford to eat 🙄

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@Clippopotamus @screenrant the obvious answer here is that they had an idea for an animated TV show but the networks wouldn't greenlight without a pre-exisitng IP

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@marina0swald He’s exactly like my ex boyfriend

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@catboyranch @tristan__isaac did u kno time machines arent actually real???? nice try

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@Thelegendarydu4 @progibbon @westernunion2k Emperor shit ngl

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@donaldp1917 They’re calling it “the gayest supervillain origin of all time”

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@CoreyAtad Stuck in a rut of $100 million dollar a year contracts

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@dwdavison It's amazing how competent they can become when their class interests are actually challenged

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@CarlBeijer I’m giving Hamas Dasha’s real time coordinates, I have affixed a GPS tracker to her in the form of Catholic sacrament shaped jewelry for which she paid me $39.99

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@peterdaou An avenue for expressing real frustrations (some legitimate, some whiny white entitlement, some utterly despicable) and channeling it in a way that does not threaten the powerful and instead targets the most vulnerable.

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@alexandra_jam89 @1776ProjectPac It sounds like you’re mad because you think this book is full of lies , but I am a scientist and can confirm that human beings are indeed made from Sex.

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@IHateNYT @crulge This is exactly what they want in the Great Reset. If I can visit an “Austin” themed restaurant and axe throwing pub 20 minutes from my home why ever need to actually travel to Texas?

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@Sturgeons_Law Ian getting run out of town by a vigilante mob in Kuala Lumpur would be the funniest possible outcome

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@AstuteCFO I made it even better

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@dunksdeux He’s deadnaming Twitter

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@schmoogerbooger Appeal to emotion

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Congratulations on giving yourself another new fake job @GunterFehlinger

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@paigelgreene1 @AbbieEvansXO Correct. Motorboating is an inalienable right, I'm drafting a constitutional amendment to that effect to finally end the tyranny of w*men once and for all

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@worsematt No Loads Refused Trucking, LLC

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@aquaimperium8 For my friends, everything; for my enemies, the Senatorial Dress Code.

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@river_is_nice “Hey buddy I went out to IKEA and bought this special orthopedic FATFÅGOT Chair just for you!”

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@vodk_anon no AI could replace the vaguely eastern euro guy who does wargames analysis with his muppet

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@jeanlucpeakhard Totally sidelined

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@TheKommunist @Ukraine Where’s the USSR?

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@patton_metheny Printing 10,000 of these dropship in bio

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@AnimeSerbia I like this comic because it’s a beautiful little bread crumb of “he’s Hispanic”

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@sock_dem How about “my family was forced off the land I have the literal paperwork for”

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1 year

@allahliker Mr. Dude, do you think it’s possible that the speed with which they began to consume one another created a vacuum effect which caused an implosion? Perhaps “implosion” is technically correct, but as a consequence of the proximate cause of the disaster (cannibalism)

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@dodgonkulator i think it's pretty cool that he essentially got really into Gamergate in 2022

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@guy_freire “Bruce Lee” ??? I’m supposed to believe there are Chinese guys running around named after both Batman and the Confederate General Robert E. Lee????

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@vanillaopinions Alternative model 1 minute city

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@p8stie I don’t think any male is legally capable of consenting with Marie due to the IQ/EQ differential, regardless of age

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@neko_girl92 In China the ancestry tests break “Han” down by province, and then for people who think they’re 100% Han it’s not unusual to have Manchu, Mongol, Korean, Vietnamese, etc.,

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@World0fEcho There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

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@shoe0nhead inside of you there are two undergrads

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Starbucks has lost another $12B since I posted this

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@NRO this is demonstrably false

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@Kithas @hoosteen They look infinitely more like angels as described in the bible than actual Christian art

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@semiopath I don’t think women of any age have the cognitive capacity to “consent” to anything. She should have her fathers written permission to do anything outside of the home until that responsibility passes to her husband, or in cases of death, brother.

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@largersandwich NATO has intervened to stop Baby Gronk, but there are real concerns NATO is just using Bay Gronk’s Genocide for clout

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@Srirachachau This past week was the anniversary of when Mao’s entitled bratty son, on the frontline of the Korean War, demanded against orders his soldiers cook fried rice. The fire they lit guided the American bombers and he blew up. So every week on Chinese internet they ban “fried rice”

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@StyledApe The most powerful Jews in the world are digging shawshank redemption tunnels and getting caught by the NYC zoning board

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@real_lord_miles Is it an email from a Nigerian prince? He emailed me too and yeah his situation is crazy bro

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@imbenbeal Why would I care about this when inflation is at 8.6%

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@RacismFactory men gaming their own way

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@trash_ebooks Christopher Walken was such a weird choice, good to know Lynch tried to go even weirder

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@YOJIMBO_KING And so it begins.

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3 years

@CPCHamilton damn sounds like Taiwan needs an internal revolution to overthrow the Chinese imposed dictatorship and establish a Taiwanese democracy, it would be cool if that happened like 30 or 40 years ago

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@Kal1699 @cityafreaks imagine letting guys like blake masters anywher near a space ship "pffff what do these eggheads think we need TWO life support systems for??? I can make this so much more efficient"

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@ahabstanaccount They cannot resist posting stuff that makes him look cool and good

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@VikSoho @Farbod_E Australia and New Zealand are doing quite well

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@willmenaker My man overdosed on the Fentanyl Rocket propaganda

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@AstuteCFO Israel has the right to be attacked.

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@JohnWakefieId That’s just a prop they bought second hand from Star Trek The Next Generation.

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@Votto007 I bought ecstasy off this Pakistani guy once and he asked me if I ever read Koran because it’s the most beautiful thing ever written and he cares about my soul, and this was exactly his affect, bro

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@CharlemagnumPI What shall the punishment for “Word of Mouth Recommendation in the 1st Degree” be?

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@GarbageApe AOC's response to the anti-semitism report has been woefully insufficient and we must expel her from the party

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