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@PatrickBVS
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Foden’s England performances make me so excited for Pep to leave City
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Boy, Saka is just miles better than all the other England attackers
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Comunicado oficial
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This country is a fucking toilet, man. Everyone just whining about how shit and expensive things are but annoyed by and contemptuous of anyone who actually tries to do something about it
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🚨 | NEW: A man decks a Just Stop Oil protestor and throws the social media guy's phone across the street... leaving it smashed to pieces
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Men's football just doesn't care about women. If a player was accused of molesting a child, pretty certain we wouldn't see tweets saying "children lie" or "innocent until proven guilty". The defence of this player this season has been sickening, but completely unsurprising.
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Premier League international football star arrested for two 'rapes' is quizzed for 'hours' under caution by police after a third woman came forward
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I cannot remotely understand the mindset of the people who hire these pundits. Rio Ferdinand 1. clearly knows nothing about these teams and 2. doesn’t offer anything beyond “they’ll regret missing chances if they lose”. The rest are as bad.
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I have been in a studio with this guy on multiple occasions and he always had spectacularly dumb and unpleasant shit to say, but at least I didn’t have to watch him try to spell
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Jamie Ohara
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I represented England as a schoolboy to U21 everytime I put the shirt on to play for my country I felt pride I felt honoured I felt united and inspired because I was wearing a shirt that had my national flag on it, @nike give our players there flag back #England
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@PatrickBVS
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You choose your religion, and you interpret it. You can choose to practise that religion without being homophobic. And let's be clear, NOT respecting a homophobic culture means annoying bigots with your opinions. Not respecting LGBTQ+ people tends to mean murder.
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🗣️Jordan Henderson: "If I wear the rainbow armband, if that disrespects their religion, then that’s not right either." "Everybody should be respectful of religion and culture. That’s what I think we’re all trying to fight for here in terms of inclusion and everything." "You
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Quick reminder that it's gross to treat racism, sexual assault, and other moral abominations in football as club-allegiance fodder and opportunities to laugh at other fans
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My last Sunday Vibes is recording tomorrow. Send in your quick fire and personal questions and @ZacDjellab , @joethomlinson , and I will answer!
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I’ll never hate them like I hated Ferguson United or Mourinho Chelsea, but losing to this soulless non-club is wearying
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Was really hoping Partey would never play for the club again.
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1 year
Shut the fuck up
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1 year
Let's enjoy football away from any other disgusting things @FCBarcelona Disfrutemos del fútbol lejos de cualquier otra cosa asquerosa.
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You do wonder what these morons get up to in their own lives that makes them so eager to defend footballers against accusations of rape and sexual assault
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@PatrickBVS Go support some feminist sports team ass*ole.
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My wife’s book!
@thebookseller
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. @FleetReads has acquired Heartstring, the debut novel by Emma van Straaten ( @vanstraatenemma ), who was the winner of the inaugural @WomensPrize Trust Discoveries Prize in 2021. Click the image to read more ⬇️
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@czarthepoet Are you watching? He’s been the best player on the pitch by a long way
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If you’re “shocked” or “stunned”, maybe you haven’t been paying attention. After a certain number of bad apples, the logical thing is to have questions about the tree.
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Worth noting in the whole Liverpool anti-VAR controversy that if we didn't have VAR, the goal would have been offside and nothing would be different
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@PatrickBVS
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2 years
Bad owners: take money out of their clubs Good owners: put money into their clubs, sometimes install dictators who murder dissidents/start wars, sometimes are themselves those dictators What is everyone not getting, this is very clear
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2 years
If you’re angry that a crime is affecting your football club, consider blaming the perpetrator of the crime and the club for disgracing themselves by covering it up, rather than the victim
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Liverpool fans make them impossible to like, but they have been way better than City with a B team and they are at least a real football club
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3 years
Anytime someone says “I’m entitled to my opinion” what they mean is “I should be entitled to express my opinion without any criticism or consequences for that opinion”
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2023 was dog shit, straight up one of the worst years of my life. Bye bitch, rest in piss, hope everyone has a good 2024
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1 year
Funny that this is the game that will be seen as “breaking pep’s ucl curse” when they were crap and he got his tactics pretty clearly wrong
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2 years
Bautista is way better than the Rock, there is zero feasible debate on this
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“I never wanted to be the next Rock. I just want to be a good fucking actor. A respected actor” — Dave Bautista (via @GQMagazine )
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How can it be called the BBC and yet have this level of small dick energy
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Gary Lineker to step back from presenting Match of the Day until agreement reached on social media use - BBC statement
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She seems to have no idea what university is for. You don’t go solely to attend classes, you go for an intellectual experience, and to work out what kind of adult you’ll be. Maybe the murder of Palestinian kids is more important than the “spring celebration”.
@nickshirleyy
Nick shirley
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Imagine paying $80k+ for this to happen to your child’s education… I would be angry too!
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Insane that there are people tweeting “cry more” at anyone who is understandably upset about a rapist going free because convictions are almost impossible to get
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2021 was absolute trash, especially the first 5 months, which were some of the worst I’ve had in years. But my daughter arriving in May was the better than I could have imagined, and made the rest of the year magical, even when it was tiring or bleak.
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“Ooooh, Milan-Inter is a vintage match-up, football heritage” Both these teams are shit, who cares
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If only we were shooting tomorrow @ZacDjellab
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Always good when someone who is terrible at their job also deserves to fail
@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
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🚨 🚨🚨 - Erik ten Hag to @VI_nl : “I stand firm that I find it a disgrace the way Marc Overmars has been treated. The departure of Marc Overmars killed Ajax at the time. And from club perspective it was really stupid to throw him under the bus straight away.” “Overmars was the
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Podcast delayed until next week due to me having a new baby
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2 years
Guardiola is clearly the best in the world and yet everything he’s done since the Sterling-Sane era has made City more boring
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2 years
Don't understand the point of dropping refs for a game. Either they're competent refs who just made mistakes, in which case they should work as normal, or they're incompetent and should be fired. Dropping them is a weird half-and-half action.
@jamesbenge
James Benge
2 years
Lee Mason dropped from Premier League games this weekend after his VAR error in Arsenal vs. Brentford. John Brooks, who was dropped as VAR for two games after his mistake denied Brighton a goal, will be fourth official at Aston Villa vs. Arsenal.
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This is the hardest an old white guy wearing a sweater vest has ever looked
@FabrizioRomano
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⚪️🇮🇹 Carlo Ancelotti wins his 6th league title, second La Liga title of his extraordinary career. 1x Serie A 🏆🇮🇹 1x Premier League 🏆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 1x Ligue1 🏆🇫🇷 1x Bundesliga 🏆🇩🇪 2x La Liga 🏆🏆🇪🇸 …in addition to 4 (!) Champions League and much more. ✨ Legend of the game.
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This guy is a thick bigot who uses his privileged position to bully people who make him feel uncomfortable
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Utterly heartbreaking hearing the Italian boxer Angela Carini in the mixed zone. Blood on her shorts. Broke down in tears as she explained that she had never been hit so hard before. Added that she came her to honour her father, that she was a warrior, but had to stop.
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City: have talent, but don’t want to do anything United: want to do stuff, but have no talent
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1 year
Honestly, this sport is 20 years behind the culture in every kind of social justice, it's a fucking disgrace. Women, LGBTQ+ people, Black people, workers, all ground into meat to make a few people rich
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It’s been a great run Gareth but it’s time to become an accountant
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1 year
If I were writing about Mason Greenwood I would simply not include quotes saying "He's been cleared" (he hasn't), "he's changed" (no evidence), or describing his actions as "immature choices". Stop road-testing United's rehab programme
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3 years
Who knew that allowing a huge number of young men to get away with abusing women would result in many others doing it?
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I don’t even have a problem with Liverpool, they’re fine, but after months of being told I was biased and they were clearly the best, I’m compelled to point out that third best is not actually THE best
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I think that’s a penalty but Saka should just fucking shoot
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I don’t think Arsenal were very good that half but I’m struggling to see the “Spurs have played well” stuff
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2 years
Iranian fans risking death sentences to make a point. Footballers and associations unwilling to risk a yellow card.
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'Woman, life, freedom' the banner reads.
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lol we were so shit. Honestly think we’d play better against Real Madrid than this kind of team
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Saka is just never bad. And I regret that I must admit Cole Palmer is amazing
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1 year
That interview also makes clear how desperate LGBTQ+ people are for any indication that football gives a shit about them. Henderson got credit for wearing rainbow laces and being normal around gay people! That's it! All he had to do was not take $$$ from a murderous despot
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“World’s best midfielder” Rodri has not had a clue where Szoboszlai has been all half
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It's so miserable watching the Tories run a campaign against a totally fictional left-wing version of Starmer, when actually on immigration/Palestine/trans rights this guy is barely different from those ghouls
@LeftieStats
Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
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🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer says that trans women should be banned from women-only spaces. Asked if trans women (even those with GRCs) have the right to use women's spaces, Starmer said: "No. They don’t have that right. They shouldn’t". (Via The Times)
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It’s important to remember that every non-Arsenal fan currently praising Arsenal is doing it so they can say we bottled it if we don’t win the league
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What’s funny is I’ve seen a week of Liverpool fans saying that if they don’t win the league, it’ll be because of refs. You’re the third best team, if you don’t win the league, it’ll be because of probability
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At least it’s not hidden now: fans of this game think winning football matches is more important than the lives and dignity of women and LGBTQ+ people.
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Our fans will definitely respond rationally to this
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Really bad game from Rice. Need another technician between the lines, can’t always be Odegaard. A needle player
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2 years
I'm just a simple Qatari journalist. I like my free speech suppressed and my gays in prison. I shouldn't have to apologise
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2 years
Don’t leave your flags behind 🫢🤣
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Every man under 30 on here uses the word Tory as an insult, but they all think of themselves as entrepreneurs and will applaud some prick pushing women around if it means they can get to work a minute early to do worthless labour for a boss who hates them
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@joethomlinson You can't take someone out in the box, even if the ball is gone. Hope this helps
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This is in fact what it takes to compete with Manchester City. The season Liverpool got 97 points, they had 5 players over 3000 mins. The season they won the league, 8 of their first XI played over 2500.
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Really can’t make this mistake again next season.
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SCREAMING “JESUS” JUST AS MY PARENTS WOULD HAVE HOPED
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Honestly I was furious but it was really exciting to watch the attack be creative in the last half hour trying to do something
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1 year
The gods rarely give signs as clearly as this
@davenewworld_2
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Holy shit. A car smashed through a cafe while they were recording a podcast. 😳
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Journos as Arsenal go 27 points clear: Still, you scent disaster on the wind, the stench of failures past, the cold breeze of the abyss Journos after United narrowly lose a cup game: It was just such a night in Rochdale which announced a young Scot called Ferguson to the world
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Fans using this stuff to score points on rivals are disgusting and shouldn't do that, but they're not wrong that this is a shameful moral stain on everyone around the player and should not be easily forgotten.
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Arsenal should obviously replace Partey to be a morally serious club but it’s also worth noting he’s been mostly crap this season
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I think that when I eventually change job I will be done with football.
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It’s absolutely a penalty, there is no debate to be had there. It’s not a foul on Raya and the goal should stand, but once the ref gives it, the VAR can’t overturn it.
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Joe Thomlinson
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Absolute comedy from the officials today… NEVER a pen & NEVER a foul. Apology incoming again. 🙈
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Tension made that game feel closer than it was. United hanging on through that second half. Still impressed by their development though
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This mfer's body runs on Windows 95
@ai_katana
AI KATANA
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Mark Zuckerberg is in Japan right now making Katanas with Japanese Sword Master, Akihira Kokaji.
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Totally normal and not disgusting thing to happen.
@RobHarris
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Ryan Giggs in Man United directors' box for today's game at Old Trafford
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I wouldn’t recommend kids to everyone - especially not when you’re doing 2 jobs and a postgrad course - but truly, this little girl is the funniest, most charming, most interesting person I’ve ever met.
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I love the futbol
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We only refer for clear and obvious errors except for sometimes when we do it for drama
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Of course you can’t cover allegations as confirmed fact. But you probably also shouldn’t talk as if credible allegations don’t exist.
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Unbelievable player. Unbelievable.
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Incredibly cool to see people do what needs to be done for the sake of the republic. Shows anti-fash solidarity is possible
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Oh good this prick is back
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Welcome back, @IGanaGueye ! 💙
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The combination of teenage “don’t tell me what to do” sentiment and turbocharged social awkwardness means people here never listen to anyone trying to help them or take any radical action. Keep licking Tory boots until you’re paying £15 for a Pret sandwich every day 👍🏻
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PMC brain really has commentators watching a whole stadium scream “monkey” at a black man and saying “this situation is so complex”. Nope!
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Typos in tweets but whatever. Like I said, fuck this year, see you in 2022.
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Very funny to have to explain to my in-laws how football works during that game, while shouting “fuck OFF” every time the Netherlands fucked up a break
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Every time Ake does anything good I get a bunch of messages saying “thought he was shit 🤣🤣” So might as well point out he is in fact not great
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Molly Mae is the Osama bin Laden of white girls
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I’m just about the biggest Jorginho hater around and even I have no issue replacing Elneny with him
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We did in fact see
@SirMikeEdwards
ousMANE
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@PatrickBVS Don’t think you can say with certainty Arsenal are better. Guess we’ll see come May, Patrick lad.
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@MC_of_A These do exist for every player, we (at Sky) used to get sent them for all PL clubs at the start of the season. People are just lazy and refuse to make the effort.
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This Mainoo thing is unintelligible
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This is all of you with ten Hag. Sad
@WeirdMedieval
weird medieval guys BOOK OUT NOW !!
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children being eaten by bears as punishment for mocking a bald man, germany, 15th century
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The insistence on treating football transfers as a morality play is so tedious. This club spends too much. These owners don’t spend enough. That offer was insulting. Shut the fuck up
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This is pure Arteta fear. Zinchenko is who we needed in regular time, but he was too scared of Porto in the channels
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When you see a dumb opinion on this site posted by someone with a blue check, remember they don’t really believe it, they just want you to get drawn in so they can earn ad revenue from Twitter
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Delighted about extra time, following England matches on Twitter as a non-fan is amazing
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Glad I took the week off work given that everything written about the title race over the last 7 days is now irrelevant
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There was a 3 minute stretch there where Jorginho was at CB and Saliba was in midfield
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Tearing this AirBnB apart rn
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Also I’m considering making a bunch of sweatshirts and tees so let me know if you would be into that. Nothing to do with FD
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Manchester United fans talking about a title challenge that club is DISEASED
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What if nobody ate, nobody understood the assignment, and no-one was a whole mood. What then
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