Bennett @bennjeff Twitter profile

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1 year

Ok the absolute funniest thing about this is Stephen A calling someone a "fat bastard" and then coming back from a break to say "just to clarify it's not Dan LeBatard" as if to say "I know Dan is fat but it's not him" lol

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Stephen A. Smith blasts ‘seed of the devil’ Jason Whitlock

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@robrousseau Can’t believe the girl who lives in the wilderness and hunts robots with metal scraps doesn’t do her makeup

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2 years

@BobbyBigWheel Reminds me of when we told people we were having a kid and my mom kept suggesting family names and at one point was like “these ancestors would be called evil slave owners now 🙃” and I was just like well yes mom owning other humans is very evil

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11 months

@edzitron From what I've seen online the thing that breaks the cybertruck is just driving it lol

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2 years

School lunch should be entirely funded and free but it's kind of insane that they are trying to extend the program to September 30 because that just means kids can only eat at school for like their first 2 months back after summer then just fuck em I guess

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2 years

New: A bipartisan group of legislators introduced the "Keep Kids Fed Act" that will extend school lunch vouchers through September 30. They are currently set to expire June 30.

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8 years

So now do you get a New Balance tattoo to low key let people know you're a Neo Nazi?

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3 years

Has Bluey been renewed until the end of time yet?

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6 years

@justin_halpern My dad was VP of a small construction company and at Christmas I was like “most VP failsons get a cushy office job making 100k a year. You got me $8.50/hr to pour concrete” and he just laughed at me

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1 year

@willmenaker The American landmass is famously only 100 years old lol

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3 years

@imillhiser The whole point of voting for Biden was the belief he could get republicans to work with him so it’s entirely fair to criticize him for not even being able to get democrats on board

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3 years

@JordanUhl Wiped out an entire innocent family for no reason and all we get is a "whoopsie daisy"

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3 years

@BrandyLJensen The phrase “let him play with my mom” is upsetting

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4 years

@robrousseau Trump gave $1800 while president but Dems think they’re doing big shit giving out $1400 in month 11 of a pandemic lmao

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1 year

@ambercrollo I think people took the podcast saying he was out of the icu to mean everything was over. Wishful thinking probably. Positive vibes still for you guys

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@bennjeff

2 years

@kenklippenstein It really is straight out of the Epstein playbook

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@lib_crusher

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4 years

@DragonflyJonez Motherfucker is worth $2.5 BILLION and is on tv crying about Tommy from Target making an extra 5k trading on his lunch break

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2 years

@BrandyLJensen The movie The Pelican Brief made some interesting points especially the beginning

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3 years

@willmenaker Nobody makes films that look like they would be miserable to live in like Robert Eggers

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@bennjeff

4 years

This is a good thread on how dumb the NYT is because literally anyone who has been around a farm could smell that this story was bullshit from miles away

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3 years

@liz_franczak Kobe throwing up 60 in his last game energy

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3 years

@willmenaker Why does it feel like no one learned from Trump that you never have to apologize for anything and it will just go away and work out fine for you?

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2 years

@carebecc Tfw your husband doesn’t wear his ring on camera again am I right

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4 years

@daveanthony ahh so the answer to solving a lot of life's problems it to be rich

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2 years

@SaraCivian Gimme fuel, gimme fire

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7 months

@MrWorkrate I noticed this too and it legit made me mad

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1 year

@willmenaker Favorite criticism of it is "it's dangerous and can cause injuries" as if we all didn't see a guy die on the field on prime time tv last year and then be resuscitated

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3 years

@hasanthehun cool that he will just openly admit he was just fucking around this whole time and nothing will happen to him

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@bennjeff

2 years

My small hometown is 15 minutes from this hospital and everyone I know avoids going there at all cost. They would much rather go to Goldsboro if necessary and Greenville if possible to get any treatment.

More Perfect Union

@MorePerfectUS

2 years

NEW: A North Carolina hospital owned by private equity giant Apollo is descending into extreme chaos. People are dying and ER doctors say it's the worst they've ever seen. We went inside with @MoeTkacik to investigate the meltdown of for-profit health care in rural America.

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2 years

@joshgondelman Same thing with Yang wanting to start a new party, like isn't he a billionaire why not just go be super rich on a yacht and leave us alone

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@bennjeff

4 years

@JordanUhl Pete is the definition of what people mean when they say that. they hate politicians, he's who they are talking about

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1 year

@BrandyLJensen She was enamored after hearing him on center left podcast the Adam Friedland Show

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@bennjeff

6 years

I ate McDonald's tonight and also skipped the gym and I just feel like I would have support from @ElyseWillems but then @JamesWillems would be disappointed in me at the same time

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@bennjeff

8 years

@jonfavs but but but emails

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@bennjeff

2 years

@SaraCivian Yeah it’s real bad. Clearly they picked two words that start with N and C so they could make rally towels

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@bennjeff

4 years

@RahulKohli13 Clearly the key to you getting roles is the mustache

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11 months

@mattlieb But Matt it’s so uncool to be against 10,000 preventable civilian deaths

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9 months

@saywhatagain I’ve found it funny that they all wanted to murder her for dating that guy but don’t seem to care about her being buddy buddy with Mahomes gross brother

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@bennjeff

7 years

@DragonflyJonez That's like starting a Christian rock band and telling everyone God isn't real

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2 years

@ByYourLogic Mics are for singing not for swinging

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5 years

@libbycwatson I assume she figured no one would notice because they were too busy posting sunglasses and torn paper gifs

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@bennjeff

8 months

@austin_johnson Win 2 more games and I will start strip mining the metal ore needed for his statue, lose one of the next 2 and I will begin packing up his office for him

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@bennjeff

3 years

@DragonflyJonez Killing them Softly is maybe the greatest hour of standup ever but yeah.....

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2 years

@willmenaker They tried to do it with that mom of 4 losing money to SVB but then everyone found out she worked for Mckinsey lol

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3 years

@david_j_roth Running everyone out of the saddest places on earth and thinking "hell yeah we showed them"

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7 years

@KrangTNelson Requirement for my George Soros humanitarian scholarship

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1 year

@JordanUhl The world catching fire everywhere is good actually

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3 years

@hasanthehun @willmenaker How else will we create super soldiers if our best athletes aren’t nutting in one another

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@bennjeff

7 months

@lebrownlow lol I just had this text exchange

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@bennjeff

5 years

@libbycwatson Hopeful Matt is a strange feeling

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@bennjeff

5 years

@liz_franczak I have friends who are convinced she she be Sanders’s VP and I’m just like dude she probably won’t even endorse him

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@bennjeff

2 years

@dieworkwear But do they look better? Oh that actually depends on how good of shape I’m in. Huh

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@bennjeff

1 year

@ByYourLogic Just wiping out every hospital and saying “we had no choice because the underground tunnels” just pure evil sanctioned by the US

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1 year

@daveanthony It's super weird to care how her kids are dressed but also they just have long hair. They are dressed like every weightlifter with a youtube channel

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@bennjeff

5 years

mfw Constance Wu complains about her network tv show getting another season while I receive job rejections constantly

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@bennjeff

2 years

State didn’t complete a pass after Leary went out and still won lmao

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1 year

@dieworkwear Because of you all I see in this clip is collar gap

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8 months

@ByYourLogic Wearing one of those Vietnam veteran hats but from the “Mics are for singing not for swinging” wars of early 2000s Long Island pop punk

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@bennjeff

3 years

@EoinHiggins_ Considering his comms lead bought into the Dore grift it’s really no surprise though

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@bennjeff

5 years

@DragonflyJonez After all the terrible shit Cersei did they let her die with her true love while Dany loses everything and we’re supposed to be mad at her burning everything down?

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4 years

@JordanUhl Bernie can’t even sit out in the goddamn cold without getting shit on

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4 years

@TrueAnonPod Didn’t Owen spend like the last month of the 2016 election writing fan fiction on twitter of trump losing only to be incredibly wrong?

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9 months

@ByYourLogic What shinobi prosthetic do you think he was promised?

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@bennjeff

2 years

Very funny that the world cup had to say “San Francisco Bay Area” in their release because none of the stadiums are actually in SF but instead like an hour away

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2 years

@willmenaker The Kyle MacLachlan ep is top tier

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4 years

@JordanUhl While the majority of Bernie endorsed candidates won

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5 years

WHERE ALL MY ACC NETWORK HEADS AT?

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5 years

@lgbtqfc Donald Trump Jr

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@JordanUhl

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1 year

@TheBenSwain “They didn’t get Timo Meier who had all of 1 goal and 3 points in the playoffs”

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4 years

@daveanthony Liberals be like “interesting that riots started at 9:30am Moscow time”

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11 months

@dieworkwear Stormy Kromer cap Filson Mackinaw jacket Bielby's black fatigues Red Wings

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@bennjeff

2 years

It’s crazy how big of a crowd they got to show up for this club hockey game

Tuffy Talk

@TuffyTalkNow

2 years

Is there ANY club sport or game in the COUNTRY that has gotten as much support as this game has??? This HAS to break some kind of record… Like WOW…😱😱😱

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1 year

@dieworkwear Lol even worse people were buying the $107 Merz shirt not knowing that the wardrobe department also altered It

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@bennjeff

2 years

@intellegint I honestly can’t keep up anymore about what I need to stress about or not with this shit

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2 years

@EoinHiggins_ At least Bezos had the decency to hire a trainer, nutritionist, and HGH plug if he's going to wear tight shirts in public

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6 years

@DragonflyJonez Looks like this motherfucker burnt an oatmeal raisin cookie and called it bbq

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5 years

@MikePrysner @PhilMQuinn Nah it’s cool dude, the pod saves guys told me this was good

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1 year

@edzitron Shouldn’t she be getting sued for that NFT bit she did with Fallon

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5 years

Steven Adams after Westbrook gets traded

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@netw3rk Motherfucker is 55. This is unfair

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@willmenaker "Hitler was bad but he actually made some pretty compelling points" - M4L

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@SaraCivian Eddie thinks Aho is the dirtiest player in the league lol

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4 years

@BobbyBigWheel Stuck in the Middle With You and Reservior Dogs

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4 years

@lib_crusher @daveweigel I mean fuck at least McCain was a no vote on something that would harm people

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@bennjeff

3 years

@daveweigel Love the one dude with his baby that I guess he’s just refusing to support by quitting his job

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@bennjeff

7 years

I never knew that fact. Prosecutors struck the fuck out when they were being intentionally walked

👻🎃✨America Is Musty✨🎃👻

@DragonflyJonez

7 years

Always knew he did it. But when I recently found out there were bloody footprints at the scene of a rare pair of Bruno Magli shoes (only 299 pressed up. And there's pictures of OJ wearing a pair) IN OJ'S SIZE thats when it really, really sunk in how badly prosecution blew a layup

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4 years

@bomani_jones It sounds like a snl parody that’s purposely trying to be awful

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1 year

@AGoldFan Making Chatfield play his offside where he’s going to have to cover for tda all the time seems like a pretty big downside

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@bennjeff

7 years

@RahulKohli13 I saw Dunkirk today so now I'm terrified of drowning on a torpedoed ship so yes I shall worry about ships

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@bennjeff

7 years

Uhhh twitter worlds colliding for me here @ElyseWillems or should I say Tony Tofu @JamesWillems

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7 years

when I'm a pretty sincere guy but also I'm tired

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1 year

@corylav Why are there 14 refs on the ice to constantly get in the way if they can’t see the guy with the puck get hit in the face?

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@bennjeff

2 years

@VinceMancini Walking back to the car in a stupor and asking “is butterbean ok?” before you put the key in the ignition

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@bennjeff

11 months

@SaraCivian “He was trying to cripple his leg but it’s the other guys fault he domed him” is certainly a take

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1 year

@kenklippenstein He also doesn’t have stans who think he’s a genius

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6 years

@patrickklepek wait what is the pewdiepie reference in it? I hadn't heard that part

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@bennjeff

7 years

I didn't realize Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor split until @ElyseWillems mentioned it in a video and now my day is ruined

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@bennjeff

6 years

I can’t believe @yusefroach when he says he’s lonely because he talks about cracked dot com and Harry Potter and shitting your pants. I feel like that’s everything you want in a friend

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