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Patrice

11 days

People who put "ex-Amazon," "ex-Google," "ex-Facebook," "ex-..." in their bios don't realize it often just highlights their inability to grow within those companies. The Dunning-Kruger effect at its finest.

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Patrice

@PatriceBTC

3 years

Looks like someone got rug pulled. 🤣🤣🤣

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@PatriceBTC

17 days

Imagine making an update so insignificant that one week later you have to tell your users you made an update because nobody noticed. 💀

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@ChatGPTapp

17 days

there's a new GPT-4o model out in ChatGPT since last week. hope you all are enjoying it and check it out if you haven't! we think you'll like it 😃

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

Is Etherium still planning to switch to PoS next month, or have they pushed the deadline out again?

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@PatriceBTC

3 years

@danheld In case anyone is interested about the #Bitcoin downtime, there were 2 incidents in 2010 and 2013. It's now been 3,129 days since #Bitcoin has been down. Yeah, that's almost 10 years without any interruption. ✊

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@PatriceBTC

3 years

@DocumentingBTC Now, what happens when US retail stores in El Salvador realize how efficient and cost-effective Lightning Network payments are? 🤔

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

Fuck me, I just accepted an offer from HR... for my boss' job. 👀

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Patrice

@PatriceBTC

3 years

@syd_winarchist @mikealfred Don't hold your breath friend, they've been "going to fix it with Eth 2.0" since 2015, i.e. for the past 6-7 years. 🤷

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@PatriceBTC

6 months

Patiently building a stack for years, ignoring the funny looks and the eyerolls. They will never know what it feels like to see your life savings melting down in a bear market and still stacking. It took a fucking amount of conviction. ✊ Who's laughing now? #Bitcoin

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Patrice

@PatriceBTC

2 years

@BTC_Archive @TheBlock__ Maybe let the free market do its job? Bailouts are the reason why #Bitcoin exists in the first place.

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@PatriceBTC

27 days

"Optimise" is an interesting spelling. In American English it would spell optimize. Just sayin'. 😶‍🌫️ Stay safe out there, friend.

Jimmy Apples 🍎/acc

@apples_jimmy

27 days

Little birdies told me 🍓 / Q* hasn’t released yet as they aren’t happy with the latency and other little things they want to further optimise. Not sure if big patience or small patience. Either way, @ChatGPTapp Shhh patience 🤫 🤫 🤫

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@PatriceBTC

6 months

Me waiting for my deposit to buy more #bitcoin during this "dip" to $61k.

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@PatriceBTC

3 years

@PeterMcCormack @WSJ Isn't it rather dollarization that undermines El Salvador though?

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@PatriceBTC

3 years

@getumbrel @elonmusk Average person running a Bitcoin node here, participating to secure your Bitcoin too, @elonmusk . You're welcome dude!

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

@Markola21x They have no interest in limiting the supply. They own the majority of the tokens and want to switch to PoS to maintain their privilege. Etherium literally recreates on a blockchain the unfair fiat system that #Bitcoin aims at fixing.

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@PatriceBTC

5 months

"I just discovered #Bitcoin and I will explain to you how it works based on my TradFi background." 🤦

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Patrice

@PatriceBTC

8 months

Wait, so now scammers are literally buying ads on X? #Bitcoin

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@PatriceBTC

4 months

@BitcoinIsaiah More accurately, one of them sold as much as the other ones bought. But they can't sell the same #Bitcoin twice.

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Patrice

@PatriceBTC

2 years

Because Etherium is a centralized unregistered security.

Bitcoin is Saving

@BitcoinIsSaving

2 years

If Ethereum is decentralized, why is there one official ETH2 deposit contract? 🤔

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@PatriceBTC

3 years

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@PatriceBTC

5 months

@dotkrueger We're not anti-math. The beauty of #Bitcoin lies in math. If anything, the push back your getting is in the way some claims come across as "I'm a mathematician who just discovered #Bitcoin , I came to explain y'all how it works" and also the cringy PhD appeal to authority.

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

There, fixed it.

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@PatriceBTC

3 years

@CryptoCronik @BTC_JackSparrow Looks a lot like the back and forth around 10k last year. Just sayin'.

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

@VitalikButerin Congrats on the great marketing campaign! 👏👏👏

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

@thecryptoc0up1e Crypto is a solution in search of a problem.

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Patrice

@PatriceBTC

3 years

I've said it already and I'll say it again. The dollarization is undermining El Salvador, and they made #Bitcoin legal tender precisely to escape it.

Bitcoin is Saving

@BitcoinIsSaving

3 years

> board of directors at LIBERTY fund > recipient of BASTIAT prize > editor of the index of economic FREEDOM ... but ... Promotes fascist US dollar imperialism. Why are there so many fake thinktank "libertarians" like @MaryAnastasiaOG and @steve_hanke ?

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@PatriceBTC

3 years

Banking from home. Thanks @getumbrel , this was so easy! Feels great to be my own bank!

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

@PeterSchiff If only there was a store of value that can't be frozen... #Bitcoin

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@PatriceBTC

6 months

The March 15-16 2024 crypto winter was brutal. #Bitcoin

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@PatriceBTC

4 months

@Eggplant_Elon What hurts the most is how happy she looks. So respectful for her determination, but so sad for the execution. These are the people who need #Bitcoin the most.

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@PatriceBTC

3 years

@natbrunell @Dot_dots @APompliano Human to human, you could also just point them to . There, saved you another 1,000 hours of research for next year's session. You're welcome. 🙏

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@PatriceBTC

3 months

@Bitcoin_Teddy I brush my teeth, like every day.

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Patrice

@PatriceBTC

4 months

@sovtoshi Okay, how do you think it felt when #Bitcoin went from $1,000 to sub $200? Or from $20,000 to $4,000? Those who've been around long enough had several of these. Price always recovered. At some point in your journey you realize that and stop freaking out. That's all we're saying.

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

I think we are never going to see #Bitcoin below $21k ever again. 👀

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

@evan_van_ness I don't think the world wants any 🦇💩 settlement layer controlled by Lido, Coinbase, Kraken and Binance, tho.

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

Which #Bitcoin -only company is going to move first to facilitate #stackchain and #stackjoin ? Looking at you @SwanBitcoin and @Strike . 🙏

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

@NEEDcreations First cycle, huh? Here's some hopium for ya.✊

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Patrice

@PatriceBTC

30 days

@annapanart You're not alone, Anna. We're a niche group of like-minded enthusiasts who see what's coming and are rooting for it, while others sleep at the wheel or fear losing their spot in the 9-5 rat race.

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@PatriceBTC

3 years

@AltcoinDailyio Trick question. On both cases I'm expecting to get fucked.

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@PatriceBTC

25 days

Jimmy Apples 🍎/acc

@apples_jimmy

25 days

Hot take, I want the promised 4o image capabilities more than voice. Something magic about the prompt accuracy and working in tandem with an alien ai to create. “Art is the highest form of hope. What we are doing here is hope work.“

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Patrice

@PatriceBTC

7 months

Do anyone here remember "Dentacoin", the coin for dentists? 🤣 The world only needs one currency. #Bitcoin

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

@mikealfred Not trying to be a pain here @mikealfred , but I'm not taking that McDonald's hat off until my net worth is above 6.15 #BTC .

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@PatriceBTC

3 years

#Bitcoin being #Bitcoin .

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@PatriceBTC

3 years

@DeFiDuuude @Dennis_Porter_ Etherium. "Soon" moving to PoS since 2015.

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@PatriceBTC

5 months

@gladstein How about the store of value use case?

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

#Bitcoin dumping on a Friday? Perfect timing for my weekly DCA!

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

@_JeremyGoldberg Lightning Network has lower fees than Visa and is a global monetary network available to anyone. Visa requires a bank account, which limits its reach to the banked part of the population. #Bitcoin and Lightning Network are available to anyone with a smartphone.

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

@drex_jurassic Miners decided to sell. No. Miners *had* to sell, meaning the game theory of #Bitcoin is playing out as per plan. This is the anti-Cantillon effect in full display here, right before our eyes.

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

@scotoshi @RyanSAdams

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

@BeantownHodl @inmortalcrypto They needed cash for their balance sheet. Doge is worthless.

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

@BeantownHodl @BTC_Archive They can still sue the #Bitcoin CEO.

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@PatriceBTC

2 months

@BankyDaTanky Nice try IRS. To your question, I gathered all my transactions on a consolidated file and will report in good faith to the best of my knowledge. Don't have the time to pull a Roger Ver on this one, life is too short to spend it in prison.

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

@BitcoinMagazine Funny how all of a sudden the shitcoin casinos are shilling #Bitcoin all over the place.

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

@PeterSchiff Stop making excuses @PeterSchiff , you're just embarrassing yourself on this one. You know the solution. We all told you. #Bitcoin

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

@DocumentingBTC I think #Bitcoin adoption is progressing faster than Internet adoption. The coming years will melt faces.

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

Another shitshow in the making. NFTs are scams, and once again regular people are going to learn the hard way why we're #Bitcoin only.

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@punk9059

2 years

Ok. Long thread on the BendDAO situation: 1) They've run out of ETH. There is just 12.5 WETH in the contract. 2) What does this mean? People who lent money to others via BendDAO to buy NFTs on leverage can't pull their money out. About 15,000 ETH was lent. (1/9)

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

@HodlMagoo Noble intents, terrible outcomes ahead. They're about to open Pandora's box.

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@PatriceBTC

1 month

@OffshoreHODL So we've just done Germany and MtGox. Now it's the US government. Is there more coming, or is it it after this one?

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

@SenTinaSmith @ben_mckenzie The words "crypto mining" strongly suggest you have no idea what you're talking about.

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

I am a #Bitcoin Maximalist.

₿[email protected] ⚡

@BrianSchmidt9

2 years

I am a #Bitcoin Maximalist.

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@PatriceBTC

5 months

They're really trying hard to keep Ethereum above 0.05 #BTC . How long can that last though? With the looming SEC lawsuit, there's only so much money going into Ethereum these days.

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

@DocumentingBTC Fucking legend. ✊

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@PatriceBTC

3 years

@Dennis_Porter_ Vitalik is fairly smart, this is obvious from his body language... but he's unable to get things done. He over-intellectualizes things and fails to see the power of simple and elegant architectures, probably due to his lack of real world experience at running services at scale.

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

@darkougrin @CoinCornerDanny I think the whole point is to reduce the IMF's influence. Why should a non-elected body decide on what's right for sovereign countries?

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@PatriceBTC

6 months

@Eggplant_Elon @invest_answers "You buy Solano so *I* can retire on the money I made from promoting a scam".

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

@DWhitmanBTC It's not. It's all marketing hype. It's all fake "innovation". This roadmap shows no structure, no measurement of success, and no timeline. It's all BS which sole purpose is to create hype. If I produced such roadmap at work, I'd probably get fired, or people would laugh it off.

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

I can't believe you guys are falling for this! 🤦

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@PatriceBTC

3 years

@DocumentingBTC @elonmusk If they had bought $DOGE instead of #Bitcoin they'd be BELOW $0.5 billion by now. Make your decisions accordingly.

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@PatriceBTC

2 months

@nicdunz Very much possible. I had a 30 minute conversation with it while driving today (legacy voice mode), and it really felt like I had someone with me in the car. Pretty dope.

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@PatriceBTC

3 years

@mikealfred My name is Peter Schiff.

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

@BitcoinMidas_ I've heard those Asian girls in your DMs can introduce you to the #Bitcoin CEO.

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Patrice

@PatriceBTC

2 years

@Taylor_Bitcoin Laser eyes usually symbolizes #Bitcoin maximalism. You may choose to put the laser eyes on it you identify as a #Bitcoin Maxi. Some people say they'll keep it until BTC hits $100k. Others until fiat dies. I'm personally planning to keep mine for the foreseeable future.

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Patrice

@PatriceBTC

2 years

Testing is good practice, but why bother testing a dying project? Probably some weird hobby. 🤷

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@Rob_GCC

2 years

The testing keeps on going - we never stopped it. Sustained high throughput stability is what matters, even if it takes a billion transactions to get there.

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@PatriceBTC

6 months

@FiatisF00lsgold @omgbruce You really think people who find #Bitcoin too expensive at $70k will get in at $500k? 🤷 Best case, they shake their heads and keep cluelessly complain about inflation. Worst case, they'll buy shitcoins and get rekt. The train already left the station and they have no idea.

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@PatriceBTC

2 months

@tatumturnup "Zero fees" 💀

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

Dear fellow #Bitcoin -ers. I spotted this strange looking office in Paris. Any idea what this place is all about and what use it may have? 🤔

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Patrice

@PatriceBTC

6 months

What if I told you I'm starting #Patcoin ($PTC)? What if I told you $PTC is cheaper than #BTC which makes it more affordable and thus more suitable as money? Would you believe me? Would you buy it? Probably not, right? So why are you buying the 20,000 shitcoins? #Bitcoin only.

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

@jameslavish How is this time different? Why no bailouts? Is it because last time central banks bailed out customer banks, but this time there's nothing to bail out the central banks themselves?

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

Bottom line, the only thing I'm sure of at this point is that I identify as a #Bitcoin Maxi Psychopath(rice), and a penguin.

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@ICOffenderII

2 years

#Bitcoin Is Freedom

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

@jameslavish Bring it on, I'm prepared.

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

@WatcherGuru Well, it's supposed to happen soon since September 2015, so...

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@PatriceBTC

6 months

Did anyone check on this infinite pizza woman lately? (forgot her name, sorry) #Bitcoin

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

@WatcherGuru Not even close in *realized* market cap.

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@PatriceBTC

19 days

@FieldNas We don't need an emoji to win. What I really don't get, is why they kept the #Ethereum 💩 one.

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@PatriceBTC

5 months

A short story from Ethereum's GitHub. They are so fucked. #Bitcoin

Justin Bechler

@1914ad

5 months

ethereum is dying

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

Let's be clear- if Elon buys Twitter and starts shilling Dogecoin all over the place, I'm out of here. 🤷

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@PatriceBTC

3 years

@mikealfred @brian_armstrong That wouldn't be in their best interest, would it? They need to convince their users that all these shitcoins are actually valuable assets.

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@PatriceBTC

3 months

"Eth is *designed* to trend towards zero."

Joe Burnett, MSBA (🔑)³

@IIICapital

3 months

An Ethereum ETF might actually get approved? Unfortunately, an ETF won't save ETH. ETH will continue its trend toward 0.

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

@ChrisMattson11 Up to you. I'm willing to bet the wellness fee goes in the pocket of the restaurant, not the server though. 🤷

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

NFTs can't be money. They're not divisible. NFTs can't be a store of value. They're not scarce. NFTs are a 'Web3' and 'crypto' marketing ploy. #Bitcoin is money. #Bitcoin is a store of value. #Bitcoin is the money of the Internet era. Plan accordingly.

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

@WatcherGuru Fun fact, market cap means nothing for a shitcoin that had a 70% premine.

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@PatriceBTC

3 years

@_log_scale_ , looks like the US government is finally FOMO'ing in.

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@PatriceBTC

3 years

Was looking for an air-gapped, QR code-based, #Bitcoin -only hardware wallet. Went for a @KeystoneWallet . No Bluetooth, no WiFi, no USB, no nonsense. The QR code is perfect for signing transactions offline and makes it GREAT from a security perspective. 🧵👇

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@PatriceBTC

6 months

@etfbit The organizers don't care. They just want the money.

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@PatriceBTC

3 years

@dennis_porter_

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@PatriceBTC

2 years

@etherbalance @HODLneverSODL @GhostLimburg3rt @chaintip I smell despair... Poor little thing... Still trying to figure how to keep your scam afloat, huh?

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@PatriceBTC

3 years

@uberflan @GaryLeland Ethereum runs on top of AWS and it's essentially a very sophisticated marketing machine. It went from ICOs to NFTs, from world computer to ultra sound money, constantly shifting the narrative, but never delivering on any promise.

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@PatriceBTC

29 days

@iruletheworldmo All good. You have the same writing style and use the same *uncommon* expressions as someone well known around here, and it's indeed not Sam. My favorite part is when you exchange tweets with your main account. 🥂

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Patrice

@PatriceBTC

2 years

@btcdentist @BrianLockhart @stablekwon And what were "they" trying to build exactly? Cos' there is already a worldwide monetary network that's been working flawlessly for 10+ years and fits the bill to the point that entire countries have started onboarding it. Why not just contribute instead of reinventing the wheel?

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@PatriceBTC

3 years

@TimWouters13 @LynAldenContact @MASTERBTCLTC BTC devs don't force the protocol on nodes or miners. Changes are grounded in consensus and backward compatible. Attempts to take over the network through brute force in 2017 failed miserably. Also, lightning is a conceptual layer emerging from a clever use of the main chain.

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@PatriceBTC

1 year

@BitcoinMagazine @LuganoPlanB Have you guys considered rebranding yourselves as GriftcoinMagazine?

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