April Snow ⚡️ @FiatisF00lsgold Twitter profile

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April Snow ⚡️

@FiatisF00lsgold

2 years

Here is my @coinfessions story (a thread 🧵):

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April Snow ⚡️

@FiatisF00lsgold

3 months

I told family members in a group chat that pensions are buying #Bitcoin and they all will if they know what’s good for them. All I got in response was 😂 and LOL’s. They won’t be laughing for long. See you at $100,000 suckers.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

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$70K is not enough to convince normies #Bitcoin has value. Send it to $500,000 so their faces can melt in disbelief and they’d be willing to learn. They won’t learn the easy way (from us, their personal Bitcoin concierge), so they can learn the hard way (via the pain of regret)

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@FiatisF00lsgold

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I see this cycles “next #Bitcoin ” is a shitcoin called KAS. Always the same every cycle. Don’t be stupid. Just buy #Bitcoin .

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@FiatisF00lsgold

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The government can’t even ban fireworks and you think they can ban #Bitcoin ⁉️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@FiatisF00lsgold

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OMMMG I almost died laughing! 😂🤣It’s so accurate, it hurts: “Do you think you’ll ever buy #Bitcoin ?” “No. I’m much more committed to being wrong about it than admitting I was wrong about it.” “I admire your dedication.”

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@FiatisF00lsgold

10 months

Why won’t you admit #bitcoin is the answer?!

Elon Musk

@elonmusk

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@WallStreetSilv Fiat currency

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@FiatisF00lsgold

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BITCOIN SUCKS AND HAS NO VALUE BUT I’M GONNA BUY SOME JUST IN CASE YOU LASER EYED REGARDS ARE RIGHT. ~ #Bitcoin class of 2024 Welcome, comrades.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

6 months

How much longer can they keep the ball under water? #Bitcoin

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@FiatisF00lsgold

4 months

#Bitcoin casually going back to $67,000 and nobody cares.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

3 months

Some of you are acting like you didn’t buy #Bitcoin at $16,000 last year and it shows. If you’re certain it’s going to (at minimum) $100K this cycle, why panic?

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@FiatisF00lsgold

7 months

Those mf’s at Toyota won’t sell me a new minivan unless I pay a $20K-$30K markup. For a Sienna?! No thanks. So I bought more #Bitcoin instead. On a happy note, it only cost $8.64 to send it to cold storage. Tx fees aren’t that bad. Merry Christmas to all you pyscho hodler’s!

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@FiatisF00lsgold

6 months

I’m genuinely concerned we will not be able to buy #Bitcoin under $50,000 USD soon.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

6 months

I know this upcoming halving is around the corner and everyone thinks $1M #Bitcoin price is a sure thing, but I’m a lot more excited for 2028’s halving. The regret and pain of not buying now will be completely sealed by then.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

10 months

For every like this tweet gets in the next 48 hours, I will buy 200,000 sats. 👀🤭 #bitcoin

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@FiatisF00lsgold

4 months

Ethereum does have its own emoji. It’s this one 💩. We use it all the time, get on board! 😜

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@FiatisF00lsgold

5 months

#Bitcoin price would need to be at $1,000,000 for 1 satoshi to reach parity with 1 cent. That is just under 19x from here (at current price $53K). If you don’t think this is possible, Bitcoin’s price was $0.00099 in 2009! 19x is child’s play for Bitcoin.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

6 months

100% of nocoiners do not understand that #Bitcoin has a fixed supply of 21 million. They simply can’t wrap their heads around that idea because we live in a world where nothing has a fixed supply. The tidal wave of shock will make putting up with all their stupid takes worth it.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

2 months

#Bitcoin goes to $70K and cousin Eric still doesn’t get it. 🫣

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@FiatisF00lsgold

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@Vivek4real_ This is the most depressing movie I have ever watched 😭😭😭

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@FiatisF00lsgold

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Every long term #Bitcoin HODLer deserves every god & omega candle from here to $1,000,000. We’ve put up with too much shit to stay humble then, too. 😤🤣

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@FiatisF00lsgold

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You ought to be a little impressed if the 142,000 ($9.9B) Mt Gox #Bitcoin ’s being sold off doesn’t take price down below $60,000. 😉

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@FiatisF00lsgold

2 months

#Bitcoin will be at $100,000 before 2025 is over and there is nothing your family, friends, or X/Twitter trolls can do about it.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

7 months

I bought more #Bitcoin because @jackmallers says I have too much fiat.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

6 months

I’ll circle back to this post when #Bitcoin is $100,000. And $500,000. And $1,000,000. Tradfi bros have no idea what’s coming. 😱😱😱

FIRE Guy

@TheTrueFIREGuy

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$100k in $VTI pays you $1420/year in dividends $100k in $BTC gives you daily anxiety and heart palpitations Pick your poison

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@FiatisF00lsgold

2 months

Every time someone says “god candle incoming,” we go back to $69K. I don’t make the rules. #Bitcoin

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@FiatisF00lsgold

5 months

#Bitcoin woke up and said fuck your charts and models. We’re going to $60K, bitch.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

7 months

When I buy #Bitcoin , I don’t hope it goes up $5,000 or $50,000. I’m buying for the long-term. $1,000,000 in 2030 is the target I have in mind. Anything bought between now and then is dirt cheap to me.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

3 months

If we’re early to #Bitcoin at $64,000, at what price will people be on time to Bitcoin?

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@FiatisF00lsgold

8 months

How is the old guy schooling the young guy on #Bitcoin ⁉️This world is so wild sometimes. 🫶🏻 Joe

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@FiatisF00lsgold

5 months

People that misunderstand #Bitcoin the most, shout the loudest. Why is that?

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@FiatisF00lsgold

4 months

I think it’s hilarious that Tradfi bros and gold bugs immediately start posting “scary” #Bitcoin price drop charts when they happen & laugh like it’s their birthday. Meanwhile, all we do is actually celebrate so we can buy more for cheaper. We are not the same.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

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Put 10% of your net worth into #Bitcoin . HODL for 10 years. Decide how you want to live your new life when you’re financially free. Is this really that hard to do? Delayed gratification now for an easier life later.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

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Any time you get annoyed at work buy more #Bitcoin .

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@FiatisF00lsgold

9 months

The year is TBD. #Bitcoin is at $500,000 and some can retire. But what exactly is the game plan here? Do we just sell a little every year to live off of like one would do with a stock portfolio? We wouldn’t need to sell if we could pay bills and property taxes in Bitcoin... 🤔🤷🏻‍♀️

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@FiatisF00lsgold

6 months

Normies gonna normie. Sold #Bitcoin but bought a shitcoin instead? WTF.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

9 months

My Mom just told me, “I’ll buy some #Bitcoin when it drops down to $1,000.” ☠️ There’s no saving the boomers. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@FiatisF00lsgold

4 months

I can’t wait until $200K #Bitcoin is boring too. 🤭🤭🤭

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@FiatisF00lsgold

4 months

🚨 FREE ADVICE 🚨 Buy #Bitcoin . Store in on your own hardware device. Don’t shitcoin. Don’t trade. Don’t pay grifters $5K for this advice. You’re welcome.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

3 months

Why does every major bank CEO from Wells Fargo, Bank of America, to JP Morgan Chase get to walk away and only asked to pay a fine? But they’ll make an example out of everyone else? You’re everyone else. Buy #Bitcoin

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@FiatisF00lsgold

6 months

“The price will reach $1,000,000 per bitcoin no earlier than 2028 and no later than 2037. After 2037, the price will never drop below $1,000,000.” — @hcburger1

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@FiatisF00lsgold

6 months

If your parents didn’t give you a financial head start in life that’s not your fault. But crying about it & hating those who did will get you nowhere fast. Generational wealth starts somewhere and it might as well start with you. 🫵🏻Think it’s impossible? It’s not. #Bitcoin

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@FiatisF00lsgold

4 months

This guy has hundreds of #Bitcoin and can spare to lose it all. If you have 0.1 or even 1 #Bitcoin that you spent a long time saving for, please do NOT follow suit. You will get rekt, as all the little guys do. Put your ego aside. It’s not worth it.

Fred Krueger

@dotkrueger

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I'm going to get some haters, but this is the day I add some real Bitcoin, leveraged on ThorChain. Thanks in advance for all the people saying - "bro wasn't around in 2021" - "dude, do you know about Celsius?" - ⚠️⚠️⚠️ - Vorhees is a 💩🪙er - 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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@FiatisF00lsgold

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I want #Bitcoin to go to $1,000,000 so you can all start families and have lots of babies. And opt to stay home to raise them if you wish. The system is so broken that this once simple dream is unobtainable for many (and growing).

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@FiatisF00lsgold

6 months

Why are you pussies selling for so cheap?! Bid it up to $1M. Make Blackrock pay!

Thomas | heyapollo.com

@thomas_fahrer

6 months

Blackrock doesn't care about sound money or ending the Fed. But when Blackrock ETF buys up 500K #BTC     and the price goes to 1M. Blackrock makes $1.25B in annual fees - forever. Follow the money.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

6 months

I challenge Dividend Hero to a performance duel. 🤺 Don’t buy #Bitcoin for the next 10 years. I will only buy Bitcoin and no SP500. Compare performance in 2034.

Dividend Hero

@HeroDividend

6 months

I would rather own the SP500 for the next 10 years than Bitcoin That being said…should I add some Bitcoin to my portfolio?

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@FiatisF00lsgold

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@NeilJacobs Don’t fall for the hopium $100K by end of year tweets or for this cycle $1M by 2025. Gets your hopes up too much as newbie. Put the calculator away. You won’t make it rich after 1 cycle. Take it as entertainment value only! Most importantly, stay away from shitcoins! Bitcoin ONLY

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@FiatisF00lsgold

9 months

Can someone please tweet #Bitcoin will never go under $30K again? I need it to go down now….

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@FiatisF00lsgold

5 months

My #Bitcoin Twitter feed has turned into a MicroStrategy feed. BitStrategy. MicroCoin. What’s going on? 😭🤣

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@FiatisF00lsgold

7 months

#Bitcoin prediction for 2024: You don’t have enough Bitcoin.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

5 months

It’s awesome that we’re bored at $61,000 - $62,000. #Bitcoin has spoiled us. 😂☠️

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@FiatisF00lsgold

8 months

At what price does #Bitcoin need to be for your face to melt? For me, it’s $500,000. 😂🫠

Bitcoin Mindset (Flip Gold Gang)

@80IQmindset

8 months

Rate cuts by April. #Bitcoin ETF by April. HalFinning by April. Are you kidding me? #Bitcoin will be melting faces in 2024-2025. Pack your bags.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

5 months

You can still buy the #Bitcoin dip because we’re going to $80K by the end of the month.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

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$779 billion asset manager, Bernstein’s, #Bitcoin price predictions: ❓2024: $90,000 ❓2025: $200,000 ❓2029: $500,000 ❓2033: $1,000,000 Realistic, not hopium. Let’s circle back and see if their price targets are accurate. 📌

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@FiatisF00lsgold

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There’s nothing left to do but wait at this point. This is also the most difficult part of your #Bitcoin journey.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

3 months

“If you miss the 10 best days of #Bitcoin ’s return each year, you miss all the return. And you don’t know when those days will be. Waiting can be costly.” ~ @HHorsley

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@FiatisF00lsgold

7 months

They’re going to try to shake every last Satoshi out of you. Don’t let them. #Bitcoin

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@FiatisF00lsgold

3 months

My 10-year-old nephew is “graduating” 5th grade and moving on to middle school after this summer. What’s a creative way to gift him #Bitcoin that would be educational, cool, and safe from loss? He doesn’t have a phone.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

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@coinfessions Why wouldn’t you help your wife pay off her student loans? Makes no sense. You’re all in horrible marriages, I swear….

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@FiatisF00lsgold

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@StackandRun Now you sit and wait and do nothing with it. And just shitpost with us to pass the time. Before you know it, almost a decade will pass and your net worth will be much higher than it is today 😁

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@FiatisF00lsgold

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@woonomic Well fml. You’re wrong a lot so now there’s a possibility of sub $30K. 😵‍💫

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@FiatisF00lsgold

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The #1 reason why I want to see #Bitcoin go to $1M is so I never have to hear people say “greater fool theory” when describing the only sound money humanity has ever known. That price tag would put this asinine theory to rest. Thank goodness 2030 is only 6 years away. 😌

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@FiatisF00lsgold

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@depression2019 I need you to redo this tweet and add that you’re dumping your bags at $16K and will never return to this space again so I can screenshot & share in 10 years. It will be my find for the future newbs. 😁🤌🏻

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@FiatisF00lsgold

6 months

Let’s circle back to this in 2034. #Bitcoin

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@FiatisF00lsgold

5 months

I’m beginning to think this new updated #Bitcoin allocation chart by @CooliganFields will be more and more applicable over the next 2 years. It’s still possible to be a whale now. Can’t say this will be true in another 8 months.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

6 months

If you don’t plan to sell for at least 5 yrs, it doesn’t matter that you buy #Bitcoin in the $40K’s. What matters is you bought. Waiting for the dip is foolish. Last year, ppl waited for the dip to $12K & it never came. This year, ppl waited for a dip to $32K and now it’s $44K!

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@FiatisF00lsgold

4 months

Pack it up everyone. #Bitcoin ’s 500th obituary. 🤣🤣🤣

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@FiatisF00lsgold

3 months

Can you guess what country I’m in that serves fries in such an abominable way?

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@FiatisF00lsgold

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My cousin inherits $100K annually from his trust fund. He’s also a successful MD at his regional hospital. When I press him on buying #Bitcoin , he says he doesn’t have the bandwidth to study it. You are NOT late to Bitcoin. People like him are going to buy at $500K+.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

6 months

I hope my great grandchildren will one day only see fiat in museums. 😌 #Bitcoin

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@FiatisF00lsgold

6 months

There is no get rich scheme in #Bitcoin . There’s only a don’t go broke slowly scheme. Buy and hodl for 10 years. Hope you’re around in 2034. 🫡

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@FiatisF00lsgold

7 months

“I have just the right amount of #Bitcoin .” Said no one ever!

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@FiatisF00lsgold

2 months

So, we voting for him or what? 👀🤣

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@FiatisF00lsgold

7 months

I just want to go to bed with #Bitcoin priced in the $40K’s and wake up to it priced in the $60K’s. No explanation needed. I won’t need to check to Twitter to see “what happened”. I’ll just know. 🤩

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@FiatisF00lsgold

5 months

How do people fall asleep during #Bitcoin ’s bull market?

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@FiatisF00lsgold

8 months

Why do people who are most clueless about #Bitcoin scream the loudest?

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@FiatisF00lsgold

3 months

A little long on the rant, but excellent points all around. To all the TradFi bros that think $100K is a lot and people are overspending, F you. To the rest, buy #Bitcoin ; it is your only hope.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

5 months

Me to everyone I know this week….

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@FiatisF00lsgold

4 months

“At $153K, #Bitcoin becomes the second most valuable asset in the world.” ~ @jameslavish It’s actually shocking that people are not more excited about this. The whole “Bitcoin is a bubble” 🫧 FUD has really taken over the ability to think critically.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

6 months

This is the sign you were looking for. Buy #Bitcoin .

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@FiatisF00lsgold

6 months

Imagine being so mad at #Bitcoin you won’t participate. I can’t so I’m buying more. 🤣😭☠️

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@FiatisF00lsgold

8 months

All my millionaire friends are fucked because they don’t own any #Bitcoin . They just don’t know it yet. 🥲

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@FiatisF00lsgold

7 months

I can’t wait until the second week of January 2024 so we can finally put to rest whether the Bitcoin ETF was a sell the news event or not priced in at all. Everybody on #Bitcoin Twitter sounds right and wrong at the same time, all the damn time. 😵‍💫🙃😂

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@FiatisF00lsgold

4 months

Last week some of you thought #Bitcoin was going back to the $50K’s. Today, you’re worried you missed the dip and we’re going to $80,000. I don’t forget the stupid comments. 2 weeks can feel like 2 months in Bitcoin. A LOT can happen. Unexpectedly, too.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

5 months

Do people sell before the halving because they think their #Bitcoin stash or price is going to be cut in half? 😭😭😭

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@FiatisF00lsgold

7 months

Trading starts tomorrow January 11, 2024. This means @Excellion has until February 29, 2024 (7 weeks) to see his $1M prediction call come to fruition. Lucky leap year or just fluff? This year is not going to be boring, that’s for sure. 👀🤔

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@FiatisF00lsgold

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My baby cousin (who’s in his 20s) owns $30K worth of “crypto” but only 0.01 #Bitcoin . I’m pretty sure his portfolio is in full FAFO mode now. Why is it so hard to understand: buy and hodl #Bitcoin ONLY. F*ck the scammy shitcoiner’s preying on the young & foolish.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

2 months

#Bitcoin I’m ready for the suddenly part!

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@FiatisF00lsgold

4 months

14 days and less than 2,000 blocks until the #Bitcoin halving and people still think it doesn’t matter. Weird world we live in.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

3 months

Back to $70K’s end of this week sounds lovely to me.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

5 months

$72K and the world is still asleep. 🥲

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@FiatisF00lsgold

3 months

Those of you who think unrealized cap gains or an increase in any amount of taxes are “only for the rich” are both stupid & blind. It’s never only for the rich as they have ways to evade it. It only ever hurts the vast majority of middle class & below. Wake up! Buy #Bitcoin

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@FiatisF00lsgold

5 months

Did you miss the #Bitcoin dip at $50,700s again? Because your TA chartist told you “lower” or $38,000? GFY 🤝 NGMI ☠️ HFSP 🫶🏻

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@FiatisF00lsgold

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If you’re going to buy the damn ETF, at least buy @Fidelity ’s! They don’t use @Coinbase as a custodian! #Bitcoin

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@FiatisF00lsgold

5 months

@DickCuckerson I hate that irrelevant people use Bitcoin for engagement farming.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

2 years

12/ Bitcoin Maximalists don’t get enough credit for all they do for humanity. It’s a shame it took me this long to realize it. Maxi’s were the devil in 2017 but the unsung heroes of 2022. You live, you learn. Bitcoin ONLY from here on out. Join me!

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@FiatisF00lsgold

4 months

@rogerkver @BTCTN @BitcoinMagazine @BitcoinMotorist @crypto @newsbtc @TheVladCostea @Cointelegraph @MarketWatch @jimmykimmel @scrowder Give it up scammer. You lost.

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@FiatisF00lsgold

2 months

I’m ready for the exchanges to run out of #Bitcoin to sell and for the supply shock to come. 🙃🥲

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@FiatisF00lsgold

8 months

How has this guy been aware of #Bitcoin since 2013 and still doesn’t get it? He seems smart and successful too. This is why it will be nearly impossible to orange pill most of your friends. Do we continue trying or just laugh and say “I told you so” later?

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@FiatisF00lsgold

10 months

F*ck it. Let’s make it a full coin purchase this month….

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