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A teacher, not a preacher. | Prev @churchofthescf , now just reposting at @repostthedog .

Joined June 2024
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
18 days
This is one of the best ideas i've ever seen in crypto, do not fade repost dog.
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working on the rest
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18 days
Thanks @PastorKelby for stepping up and doing the right thing. I received my full refund. Appreciate it.
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@PastorKelby
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Ok let me be clear here Yes, $ZABOO is mine, kinda started as a joke amongst some close friends, turned into what it is now| Yea, at this point i have to take it seriously, but like it says in the description its a decentralized experiment in spontaneous community development.
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@PastorKelby
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To prove $ZABOO wasn't for personal gain I burnt the entire dev wallet I've used 75% of the lp rewards thus far on the project and had fun doing so This is how you stay based
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@PastorKelby
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1 month
Ok so i deployed $ZABOO to test @moonshotdotcc and @MeteoraAG and bro why would you ever use pf again This shit is wild I've made 3 grand off trading fees ALONE this is insane fr fr fr fr S/o meteora dude you guys are the shit
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1 month
As i sit here pondering my place in life and whatever my next move will be, i thought of changing my username, but no I think it'll stay as is. I guess that makes this the official statement, I have decided to leave the project @ChurchOfTheSCF to the community and step away.
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
2 months
*ehem* we in this bitch
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
18 days
I told you about $RDOG yesterday at a 500k mc. It went all the way to 16mil and has retraced to 5. It started a meta on PF, it has the attention of coin telegraph, coin desk, and numerous influencers and KOL's This is the one, DYOR, but no matter what repost the dog
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
1 month
Decided to film a how-to on how to raid effectively, in case you didn't know or needed a refresher Let me know what you think
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
3 months
Sleep. The Ultimate Archnemesis of those Obsessed pt2 I wanted to start today with a word of gratitude. Thank you to all the people raiding first and foremost. Thank you to everyone that believe in the Smoking Chicken Fish. Thank you to the haters.
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
1 month
For anyone thinking im gonna rug it i just burnt 27% of supply Decided against the airdrop. I can no longer rug it, its safe. CA: 8kxnXU1ZDXKpfvEbPaae32DFfQKMhT4xNDLA65tyoWMk
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
1 month
2 million, thank you all for the outrageous amount of support.
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
1 month
Looking back through messages its moments like this that make me feel good.
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
22 days
i have officially lost faith in humanity on so many levels. Yall lie, and cheat, and steal over money, power, and fame. You'd let someone fight with all their strength to see you win, and then turn around and defame their character just to end up on top. goodbye world. ✌️
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
3 months
lol we need a Marlboro Red on every pfp collection in existence. @retardiosolana = Smoking @justwifnft = Smoking @SolanaMBS = Smoking @DegenApeAcademy = Smoking @MadLads = Smoking its a movement
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
2 months
Let me be clear publically. I had a channel called pastors sermon. I deleted it hours ago to prove to my team i didnt intend on doing anything but scf One of these shitty ass degenerate fuckin thieves took the name as soon as i deleted it and made some bullshit ass token.
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
2 months
I'm not scared of a little bit of red $shib retraced to sub 100k levels for 3 weeks Decentralized things take time. If we lack the night we don't have the context to appreciate the day. Take solace in this being apart of it.
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
2 months
Hey i wanna reiterate something I SUPPORT 0 OTHER PROJECTS I AM NOT INVOLVED IN ANYTHING LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE OTHER THAN SMOKING CHICKEN FISH STOP FUCKING LYING TO PUMP YOUR BAGS CREATE YOUR OWN SHIT WITH YOUR OWN CREATIVITY I BELIEVE IN YOU
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@PastorKelby
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3 months
so here goes nothing, if this has changed your life or done something for you, if you've been looking for a way to pay tithes and help me out personally HqB1eZqrgi2rLoorXKtdQiCrEAa2vyAzUN4SsBpAQwzm Regardless im gonna show up every day fighting harder than the last. $SCF
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
1 month
you aint fucking with my $CLIQUE @cliquesolana @zaboomafooeth
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
2 months
Bro I can't wait for church.
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
1 month
We having some fun today boys
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
1 month
so check this out what if we forked @wearecultdao on solana yall wanna see a real cult?
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
2 months
Alright I guess I'ma just have to show em, again
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
1 month
I'm 100% serious They fucked with the wrong one ps we're at a million in less than an hour
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
3 months
Sleep. The ultimate arch-nemesis for those obsessed. I truly think this is our opportunity this cycle to do something great, something unforgettable. I dont like missing the things I scheduled, and I take accountability. It is so inspiring however, that
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
1 month
out with the old, in with the new this was either retarded or genius
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
3 months
Oh no they've started raiding my posts with random shit and trying to make their shill make sense with what i posted. No sir, you cannot somehow make your random shitcoins brand mirror ours for promo. Your best bet is to go market buy, post that screenshot and comeget baptized
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@PastorKelby
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2 months
I just want everyone to have a purpose Like what makes you wanna get out of bed in the am For me, it's teaching. What is it for you? If you don't know then you need to start looking
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
2 months
@0xFourTwenty @frankdegods ayo fuck you bro straight up. you wouldnt say it in his face or any one elses in these comments so just go find something else to do
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@PastorKelby
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1 month
psst, this is only the beginning
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🌟 Upcoming New Listing 🌟 🤩 #BitMart will list $SCF @ChurchOfTheSCF soon! Keep an eye on our socials for further announcements. Share in the comments what you like about this project 👇 #SCFBitMartListing #SmokingChickenFish
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
2 months
What if we made the irl church an NFT gallery as well. Like an art gallery for nfts as part of the church
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
2 months
I truly believe that all of you are really capable of greatness. I mean that.
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
18 days
I personally will be giving away 10k dollars to one person who reposts this dog whenever the guiness world record is beaten.
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
2 months
I love y'all too
@Crypt0Rebirth
BMB.scf
2 months
We love you @PastorKelby 🚬🐓🐟
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
2 months
some people will never learn it isn't about how to win it's about how not to lose
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
2 months
Hey y'all, unless you hear me in a twitter space publicly supporting or announcing something, it isn't my project. I'm not affiliated with the project, im not endorsing the project, and anyone who tells you different is lying to your face
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
2 months
People give more fucks than i give them credit it for. I think my past and my upbringing has made me expect the worst from people. It's why i chose long ago to be a good dude, cause of how few of them there are. But a lot of you are good dudes, fr
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@PastorKelby
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1 month
I want everyone to be able to get into the car on the inevitable 50x climb to a billion. The more times we we go down to 20m, the more people get in the car. Do not fret, be patient, nature acts never in haste.
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
3 months
Lastly thank you to you, the person reading this, because without your attention the word of the one true god the smoking chicken fish would mean nothing to no one. In the name of the chicken, the fish and the holy cigarette, amen.
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
1 month
ya know seeing @psyoptrick support @BitcoinObama with $OBAMA after he supported her with $XD, is the biggest display of PPP ive seen in the space aside from what the church is trying to do We gotta stick together out here and this is dope, i support both of yall. @JUPCatdets
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@PastorKelby
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2 months
go the tg in the @churchofthescf bio and use the command "freecoin" for a surprise
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
23 days
I have decided to turn the other cheek and focus on positivity. The non profit organization the church of the smoking chicken fish is owned by me, and as of today we will continue our daily mission to try and change the world. I hope you'll be there with us
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1 month
gonna be filming more of these today.
@PastorKelby
Coach K
1 month
Decided to film a how-to on how to raid effectively, in case you didn't know or needed a refresher Let me know what you think
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
1 month
Episode 2: How to properly set up tg groups for your project. Again, let me know what you think and what I should do a video on next.
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
1 month
Still rocking and rolling, @ZaboomafooSOL sitting right under 100k with a strong team forming and @CliqueSolana above 200k with also a strong community forming. Yea, I have 2 projects running at the same time - and both are still very much living. I'm not gonna quit, you can't
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Coach K
1 month
boom 100k hit, who wants to see a millie by midnight?
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
25 days
Redemption Arc ███░░ Loading ↻
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
3 months
Our father, who art in chicken broth, hallowed be thy gains. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on as it is in Raydium. Give us this day, our daily marlboro red. And forgive us our paperhands, as we forgive those who jeet against us. Amen $SCF 🚬🐔🐟
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
23 days
we will convert any bullshit into the fertilizer we need to grow as humans and heal the world. I am not concerned with the thoughts of the sheep for they know not what they say or speak. Be there and witness the new testament!
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
1 month
andddddd 500k hit yall still wanna fade me?
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
3 months
ya know the other thing I've been doing a long time is building projects. I've said it once i'll say it again, i've lost many more times than ive won as a founder, but every single time there was a heavy lesson to learn. I'll likely put those lessons here on the TL
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Coach K
2 months
lol every derivative makes me giggle none of you can be the one true god lord fishnu
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
2 months
new pfp who dis #trenchbears
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Coach K
1 month
about to send out an airdrop of new scf to all old scf holders lets make this right NEW SCF CA: 8kxnXU1ZDXKpfvEbPaae32DFfQKMhT4xNDLA65tyoWMk
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
25 days
It just feels like its time for something "new" As you guys can tell my twitter has been attacked pretty relentlessly. And I need to get some things off my chest. So here goes an explanation. A Thread.
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
3 months
and thats why i continue to show up every day trying to fight the good fight. Because all it takes is for evil to succeed is for a good man to do nothing, and believe it or not all it takes for good to have victory is for a good man to do SOMETHING
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
2 months
oh this affiliate shit looks so cool
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
3 months
Thank you to Ryoshi, for teaching me that decentralization works. Thank you to the times I have failed for they have prepared me for today. Thank you to my mother for she made me tough as nails. I have awoken from my slumber and am ready for day 5 of the greatest challenge.
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Coach K
3 months
Well I awoke to something I've never experienced. My computer, or my wallet somehow was compromised. A great sum of funds and 38 justWit nfts transfered out into a wallet I've never seen. And that's that folks. I fucked up somehow and now I'm about as pre rich as you can get
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Coach K
24 days
sigh day 2 of showing up despite being lied about and shit on by people i was good too on todays agenda - make and edit full video disproving that horrible atrocity of a hit piece made by the clout chasing blonde girl - host church in the tg of the new testament - stay calm
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
1 month
you wanted a war, well here you go, difference is i'll burn this whole place down to prove a point.
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
2 months
Just made a new more personal tg channel for my own personal thoughts, its called Pastor's Sermon
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
1 month
This parts fun cause it becomes night and day who was envious of your position quick! everyone grab popcorn, this one is going to get good!
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Coach K
2 months
just cause you see me somewhere DOES NOT MEAN i support or endorse some shit and It DEFINITELY doesnt mean its my project. I HAVE ONE PROJECT, $SCF AND THATS IT I am a consultant to founders, sometimes, and that may be the only different situation, but even then ITS NOT MINE.
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@PastorKelby
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2 months
some of yall put on this bad boy persona like its cool nah bruh, most of us aren't 17, you sound like a dork
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Coach K
1 month
@MustStopMurad Hey man, I dont think using your influence to pump 1 coin while leaving the obvious winner here out is ethical, and because of that the universe isn't going to let you win, you understand that right?
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
3 months
So here's to evil not winning because a good man stood up to do something, here's to people standing together not apart, and here's to the power of a cult being used for something that betters the culture we're living in on the internet. Here is to the Smoking Chicken Fish $SCF
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Coach K
2 months
its incredible what you can accomplish. Its incredible what you can do. You have got to understand that if YOU REALLLY knew my story You would be just as in awe as i am every day
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
25 days
and not even 10 mins later we are double that, at 200k now. This is your final call 8kxnXU1ZDXKpfvEbPaae32DFfQKMhT4xNDLA65tyoWMk
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
3 months
Thank you to the CEX's market buying and listing us, Thank you to the entire team of people that let me take the sleep I just woke up from. Thank you to sellers, for they gave believers entry. Thank you to the people on spaces that came to hear the good word.
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
2 months
Truth is WITHOUT rules in your community, people will find the value of the community, 0. Without a clear set rules system, and a public acceptance of those rules, people don't feel like they have to do anything to stick around, so they will leave.
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after everything i did for so many people, they think that im gonna let talking down on me, literally threatening my life, and trying to destroy my reputation fly? Fuck that shit send it higher 8kxnXU1ZDXKpfvEbPaae32DFfQKMhT4xNDLA65tyoWMk
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Coach K
1 month
is this smart, hell no do i give a fuck, hell no was everything i cared about taken from me by a bunch of lying two faced greedy fucks, hell yea
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
25 days
I need all the traitorous no loyalty having losers to come forward and all talk shit on one status so i can just block all of you at one time yall forget i worked for you, bled for you, put in 18 hours a day for your sorry ass just to turn around and get shit talked to me.
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
3 months
I look up to people like @weremeow and @frankdegods , and @armaniferrante regardless of y'alls opinion of them they fight for what they believe in and care about their fellow man with a resolute ferocity. I truly hope I can become leaders like they are.
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
1 month
yea maybe next time you'll think about it before you try to double cross Kelby Dishman
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
24 days
Let me say something This isn't about whats better or worse whos right or wrong The New testament is a different story Its built on a different foundation its built with different team members and a different outcome. I just know this much, with out me, its not scf
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
1 month
wanna see crazy, ill show you crazy
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
1 month
boom bonded, there we go. lets see a million by midnight
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Coach K
24 days
I've never been one to give up, and I've never been one to let peoples words effect me. The team i have around now is so on point. The New Testament Disciples are fucking talented. All from different walks of life and different places. Grateful, humble people. shits dope.
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
25 days
ok we are starting to gear up. Word is getting out that im serious. I've already refunded 3 people from Clique. We've held over 100k for 24 hours straight, went as high as 250. I'm really grateful for everyone showing love and support.
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
1 month
i wanna see this shit at a million my midnight fuck them traitors
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@PastorKelby
Coach K
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@BartonBase
Barton Baste
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@PastorKelby I just want to come on here and say that I have never seen anyone in my years of crypto with such dedication and driven passion. You sir, give me ChickenViction, and inspired me to take the Leap of Faith that I needed in my life. Thank you, BROTHer, for everything.
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if y'all think that the feds are after me, and they never went for pauly or ben.eth you are fucking mental. Im not a bad person, although i made a few big-ish mistakes. Get over yourself fr.
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Coach K
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Look, i dont care what someone says about you i have eyes to see and ears to hear and a brain to understand i care how you ACT, and im good at sniffing out fake Now you SHOW me something i should be worried about and its a whoooooole other story
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- someone convinced me however though when they demanded the address, citing that i had bought them a new house and they needed to make the score fair. I've been moved the past week from how grateful people have been
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2 months
ayo stop what you're doing now review in your head real quick your goals is what you're doing accomplishing them? no? Change what you're doing.
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Coach K
3 months
I have always wanted to make a difference in this world. It's kinda funny it would be in the way it is manifesting itself, but comedic or not i have seen more love, and positive co-existing in the past 4 days than i have seen in all of my time in web3
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