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@ParadePaper

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@ParadePaper
otaku bestie
6 years
I am the David Miscavige of homosexuality
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@ParadePaper
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8 months
@ihatejoelkim The talent on DRPH is unmatched it’s literally incredible
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8 months
@DrayneYCJohnson It’s hard for me to see this person as a comedic type as everyone who looks like him is typically this mean? Like in real life? Could be a me thing but..
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@ParadePaper
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3 months
@prasejeebus On a plane to Hong Kong physically reacting to the point of a flight attendant asking if I was okay
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2 months
@imcoolwithyouth Sorry are you asking if we listen to the music they released?
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@ParadePaper
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4 months
@Sophie7VWs @Krashy @AceDoloX1 @oshmcsr They all need to defend king loser or their whole lives will fall apart.
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@ParadePaper
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4 years
@Jabrilllllll HAHAHA IMAGINE SAYING GHETTO AND HAVING A BLM HASHTAG IN YOUR BIO.
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@ParadePaper
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6 months
@ihatejoelkim So she means nothing to you
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2 years
@aidanthereup WHAT SHOW IS THIS
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3 years
@Andy Dorit, do you ever consider that Garcelle is actually just holding you accountable and calling you on your shit and it’s not bullying at all? - Thomas from Vancouver
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3 months
@ReclaimD1 @alrightabigail @DrewAfualo “Playing fair” and it’s literally attacking a successful gorgeous woman who’s more relevant than you’ll ever be. Bro take a seat
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@ParadePaper
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2 years
@martinidayz @KahmoraHall Hey have you ever thought about therapy for your disgusting racism and need to assault someone you don’t know on Twitter?
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@ParadePaper
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9 months
@Dusterz we NEVER forget sunshine (Justin) EVER.
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@ParadePaper
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2 years
@fIeafag You guys!!! Be nice to him!!! It’s so hard coming out even once!! He had to do it 842 times!!!
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@ParadePaper
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3 years
What kind of anxiety do you have? Mine is when I have to wake up early for an appointment so I can’t sleep because I have anxiety about waking up on time.
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@ParadePaper
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2 years
@Zvbear Really just showing your whole misogynistic ass aren’t ya
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@ParadePaper
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Sorry Sakura duck walking to “I’m an Otaku bestie” is the most insane combination of words I’ve ever seen and it’s the cuntiest.
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I'M AN OTAKU BESTIE
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@SheaFromTheBay She for sure said it and nothing she will say could ever change my mind
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1 month
@INURAREA_4 Love when you choose this clip and avoid the rest of the performance where they’re incredibly on key and stable. Yall are so exhausting fr.
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5 months
@cjnieI @CTRLPOV Watching this video and not thinking about how they set up the phone to record them being cute while they paint as if that’s what everyone does just normally like be serious please. No ones jealous of this pretend rom com
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@ParadePaper
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2 years
@zycr9 @getFANDOM @samba_tv Mmk well the whole point of the show is her religion and culture so thanks for that feedback
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@ParadePaper
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4 months
@jnkdomination Every single part of the kpop industry hated them it was insane. And still do. And yet love to cruise on the highway literally paved for them by BP.
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@ParadePaper
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@awejones And that’s not you! Next
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@ParadePaper
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3 years
@curlproblems Imagine being this insufferably narcissistic and annoying
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@ParadePaper
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@slingenthusiast Yall love to hate on someone navigating success. Embarrassing.
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@ParadePaper
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6 months
@upuntil_dawn Like 6 years ago I went to LA my friend who was a y*utuber and we went for lunch with those 2 and it was the most insufferable exhausting 90 minutes of my life. Joey would only talk to his bf who would then talk to us. I lost 3 years of my life that day.
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@ParadePaper
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3 years
@gayandsweaty This can be considered sexual assault. ALSO I’ve fucking met this loser. Him and his gross bf were syringing GHB into their mouths to avoid calories and I just think it says everything about them.
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@ParadePaper
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4 months
@mrmightyrezz @the_Bradster007 You’re basing this off of a show that hasn’t finished airing yet. Are you aware television narratives typically carry beyond one episode? Have you also taken more than 10 seconds to not take every line face value and maybe use some critical thinking to dig deeper? Just an idea
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@ParadePaper
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@illupurple I can’t fucking take this 😭
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2 years
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@Kiriyuki_1998 Me when I’m unable to see someone’s personality and heart.
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@ParadePaper
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4 months
@rxsieysl @Rosetheswift @pvssytightt Respectfully this entire family profits off of advertising unattainable beauty standards and then bold face lies to their entire fan base about it. Be serious.
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@ParadePaper
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3 years
@soneall89 She has aged 25 seconds only
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@ParadePaper
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2 months
@imcoolwithyouth So what exactly are you asking
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@ParadePaper
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3 years
@Muffin_Chips I just don’t understand people who literally would rather rob themselves of happiness than consider topping? Why do f*gs constantly have to define themselves as a top/bottom. It’s exhausting.
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@ParadePaper
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5 years
This is the best thing on the internet. We can close now.
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@ParadePaper
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5 years
Dead
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@imnotpopbase Asking for follows on a racist post promising more racism? Weird behaviour
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@ParadePaper
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5 months
@KharloKong White dude wasn’t ready for his queerness to be public and immediately got aggressive when he realized that was happening
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@ParadePaper
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4 months
@giohalliwell It’s so fun being spoiled on twitter died thing in the morning from a show that aired at midnight. Begging you to get a job
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@ParadePaper
otaku bestie
3 years
Do you ever just look at photos of your dog (who is very much alive and well) and just cry
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@ParadePaper
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@INURAREA_4 So you did watch the clip and ignored where they were good just to post one small clip. Got it.
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@ParadePaper
otaku bestie
4 years
@chelseahandler @piersmorgan I worship you and I despise him. I WISH had an opportunity to speak to him the way you did. It would feel so fucking good I bet. Did it feel good?
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@ParadePaper
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5 years
What I actually sound like when I belt this in my car
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What do we think about this ladies
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2 years
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@ParadePaper
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4 months
@ParvumPrincipi @_artfulnerd @Miles_Thunder @Deviija “Honoured the eleven folklore” babe it’s pretend. The cool thing about pretend is you can pretend anything.
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@ParadePaper
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5 years
@EugeneLeeYang We can also eat the rich. That will help.
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@ParadePaper
otaku bestie
6 years
Today is cancelled. I accidentally stopped on my dog’s paw and she yelped like I’ve never heard. If you need me I’ll be crying in my bed for the next 8 hours until Captain Marvel tonight.
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@ParadePaper
otaku bestie
5 years
There is the sexiest daddy in my building. He’s like in his 40s, bald, fit as fuck and scruffy. I’ve been obsessed with him for over a year. I finally heard him speak today in the elevator. He’s Australian. I’m pregnant.
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@ParadePaper
otaku bestie
4 years
@veg_daddy I think the best part is he’s so exclusionary but not attractive himself so. OOP
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@ParadePaper
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2 months
@jrxdcruz I’ll stand by Meredith until I die.
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@ParadePaper
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2 months
@MallardDuck13 @MorePerfectUS You’ll never have to feel robbed though because you’ll never make that much. So don’t you want the benefit?
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@ParadePaper
otaku bestie
5 years
I definitely DID NOT just make a Neopets account at 1am on a Tuesday as a nearly 30 year old adult male.
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@ParadePaper
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2 months
@upuntil_dawn It’s so fucking fierce. 10/10 Fortnite skin
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@ParadePaper
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@milfbeomgyu “Nothing against the girls” and you’re actively discussing completely avoiding them and supporting at any cost. So.. not nothing
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@ParadePaper
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4 months
@ceisiwr1 @TheAshRendar Why can’t you just believe what somebody is saying. Bro scroll twitter. These losers are literally attacking anybody who has a positive opinion. Just believe what they are saying.
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@ParadePaper
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1 year
@AshleyRoboto Who needs feminism when twink vampire king exists
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@ParadePaper
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4 months
@nunyabizness555 @AGuyWhoTweet5 Spend 5 minutes on twitter and you’ll see clearly that it’s a race issue. I know you don’t want to accept that but it’s the reality.
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@ParadePaper
otaku bestie
2 years
Seattle pride Grindr pic coming in hot ✈️
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@ParadePaper
otaku bestie
5 years
@brad_polumbo @outmagazine @ewarren Imagine making fun of people trying to make a difference and encouraging people to contribute to their electoral system.
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@ParadePaper
otaku bestie
2 years
Sitting in my condo In Vancouver eating a Kit Kat and thinking, has @LisaBarlow7 had a Canadian Kit Kat? Does she know they’re better than a US one? Will she let me mail her some?
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@ParadePaper
otaku bestie
3 months
@the_lort_god @DenimsTV Maybe he should think about that before trying to fuck a teenage girl then, just a thought
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@ParadePaper
otaku bestie
4 months
@Krashy @ChefTaco_ @oshmcsr You’re actually willfully stupid if you think an ex twitch employee would expose something like this to “cancel” someone for entertainment value of which they get no benefit from and not try and protect the victims.
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@ParadePaper
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@SPKolten @sw_holocron What a stupid thing to say
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@ParadePaper
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4 years
@cody_elvin Muscular gays referring to themselves as “thicc” makes me homophobic.
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@ParadePaper
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5 months
@bryentmicheal @M3a411 @StreamOnMax @BellaRamsey @HBO Teenagers on tv are played by 30 year olds. Bella Ramsey is 20. That’s exactly what a 20 year old looks like.
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@ParadePaper
otaku bestie
5 years
I don’t care about the backlash I’m just going to go out there and say it: I have always been and always will be, a Paris Hilton STAN. Fuck I worship her.
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@ParadePaper
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2 years
@byrgnwerth And what life would that be? Bullying strangers in a group chat without them? You’re embarrassing.
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@ParadePaper
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4 years
@discoballsack @squillbox Wow you’re so much better
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@ParadePaper
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4 months
@warriorwoman91 @DiscussingFilm Telling the female leads of shows to kill themselves isn’t a complaint. Why are you blaming executives for the behaviour fans are exhibiting.
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@ParadePaper
otaku bestie
3 years
@KharloKong Kathy‘s warning walked so Dakota’s “no, actually that’s not true, Ellen” could run.
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@ParadePaper
otaku bestie
4 years
You ever just get a random chest pain and fully accept that you’re dying.
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@ParadePaper
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3 months
@blazejowski19 @keldorjedii I think you don’t know what acting is
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@ParadePaper
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7 months
@thequeenpri I’m obsessed that from the back it looks like you’re reading her when you’re just gushing. 10/10 performance
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@ParadePaper
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2 years
@KharloKong My favourite video of all time. He rly thinks he’s EATING
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@ParadePaper
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3 months
@Botimus_Prime69 @khaliltooshort @Kozzist @bulepidr He doesn’t have specifics because he can’t actually find any to critique. All of these “dedicated fans” are mad that men aren’t the center of Star Wars stories lately and they have to deflect it onto “bad writing” which is a total cop out and also wrong.
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@ParadePaper
otaku bestie
7 months
@kornbreadTMFS She was also one of the very small group of PV partiers during lockdown. Truly the worst behaviour all around
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@ParadePaper
otaku bestie
4 years
Current mood
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@ParadePaper
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2 years
@Champagneriqo1 This is embarrassing for you. I would delete this
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@ParadePaper
otaku bestie
3 years
Henlo please look at my dog
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@ParadePaper
otaku bestie
3 years
Feeling blessed to be a part of such a great community. @podgie_TV you’re a real one.
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3 years
Today was the most insane meeting of my life. I’m so fucking happy I could cry. One of the biggest factors to my mental health issues is solved next week. My career is about to fucking explode.
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@ParadePaper
otaku bestie
2 years
@KharloKong GAY MEN NEED TO BE JAILED
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@ParadePaper
otaku bestie
2 years
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Real Housewives if Dubai Severance Legendary The Staircase Kenobi Rewatching Stranger Things WORKING A FULL TIME JOB It’s too much!!! I NEED MORE TIME.
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@ParadePaper
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5 months
@cfree94 This sounds like my mother. Jesus Christ my condolences.
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@ParadePaper
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3 years
Is this my dog or is it a weird alien seal.
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@ParadePaper
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5 years
Ask me how many time I ordered from food delivery apps I fucking dare you.
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@ParadePaper
otaku bestie
6 years
My dog had to meet 4 men today that she didn’t know and her response was to immediately vomit from anxiety. I’ve never felt more connected to a living thing in my entire life.
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@ParadePaper
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4 months
@KharloKong Animal Crossing: Big City
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@ParadePaper
otaku bestie
5 years
My relationship with my father has gone from small talk and being nervous about talking about dudes to sending him Grindr profiles of guys I think are hot. Wild.
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@ParadePaper
otaku bestie
2 years
Everyone look at my lil bub
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@ParadePaper
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3 months
@chaerinscrush ACCORDING TO WHOM. they literally invented the cool girl style and were like the first global exposure group??????????
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@ParadePaper
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4 months
@adamtotscomix Like.. sick burn bro. We tell people how we prefer to be addressed…
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@ParadePaper
otaku bestie
5 months
@bryentmicheal @M3a411 @StreamOnMax @BellaRamsey @HBO Well Bella Ramsey is 20. So that is what a 20yr looks like because they’re.. that exact age… Sydney Sweeney is 26 years old playing a 16yr old on Euphoria. Maybe worry about something else rather than if you want to fuck every female presenting person on your tv.
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@ParadePaper
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3 months
@the_lort_god @DenimsTV Spewing this copied false information is so exhausting. Keep projecting.
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@ParadePaper
otaku bestie
3 years
@MattBellassai LIKE ARE THEY STILL GOING TO JUST HABD HIM HIS OSCAR AFTER THIS?
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@ParadePaper
otaku bestie
4 years
. @piersmorgan is a little bitch boy. Fuck off you racist asshole.
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Piers Morgan just walked off the Good Morning Britain set (!!!) after co-presenter Alex Beresford defended Harry and Meghan and condemned Piers' treatment of them in yesterday's programming
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@ParadePaper
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4 years
This is THE vibe.
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@ParadePaper
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5 years
How soon after you buy a home security camera does the paranormal shit start?
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