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@PaneerMakkhani

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I identify as Paneer. My pronouns are Makkhani/Shaahi/Lababdaar || Gossip Enthusiast || Mom Fearing || Fact Fabricator || Views personal

Jaipur, Mumbai
Joined June 2014
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@PaneerMakkhani
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2 years
अगर 9 तस्वीरों में से ट्रैफिक सिग्नल की तस्वीरें नही छांट पा रहे हो... तो रोबोट हो तुम। अगर स्क्रीन पर लिखे ऊबड़ खाबड़ अक्षर नहीं पढ़ पा रहे हो... तो रोबोट हो तुम। अगर चेहरा और अंगूठे का निशान दोनों ही नहीं दिखा पा रहे हो... तो रोबोट हो तुम। #verification #Robot #proof
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@PaneerMakkhani
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This is what we have lost in the process of Punjabi-fication of Bollywood Music.
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@PaneerMakkhani
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1 year
House help got us 2 mangos today since her kid passed in 10th boards. 🥹❤️
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@PaneerMakkhani
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@dulhanmaachis This is actually a pretty good idea tbh. We just need to get Bro marriages legalised and socially acceptable
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Ok this is crazyyyyyy. 😍😍😍😍 These are the BEST videos coming out from the celebrations!!
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@CherylAnnCouto She was good but outperform??
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@Nikhilgupta1104 There's no provision of Prenup in our legal system. If it was allowed, most actors and sports personalities would have got it.
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@PaneerMakkhani
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Shahi paneer will be given to people after checking their Adhaar card and Naan only once they show their double vaccinated certificate. #VickyKatrinaWedding
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Vicky Kaushal & Katrina Kaif Wedding: From Making No Reels To Approving Pics Before Sharing, The Star Couple Has Reportedly Issued Some Strict SOPs For Their Big Day! #VickyKaushal #KatrinaKaif #Koimoi
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@PaneerMakkhani
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@subha20_ This is true! Although, most women will have to lie in order to make this happen. But yes, sadly they can put any man behind bars just by saying things.
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@PaneerMakkhani
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@kritarthmittal I laughed and I don't think it's embarrassing. Easier to take a moral high ground but spend a few days with these paparazzi and you'll know the ground reality. Papps across the globe behave / work in a similar way. Just coz they are talking in Hindi / Marathi makes them uncouth?
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@Infosys When we address humans at workplace as 'people', we undermine their professional capability to work as aliens. You are being unconsciously human-biased. Spot it. Stop it.
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@PaneerMakkhani
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@sagarcasm We did a kid's show on a channel and Bhai came on the show to promote his movie. He was made to sit amongst kids and between shots, he was smoking with those small kids around. Sad that noone had balls to go to him and ask him to step out to smoke. Nahi to bhai gussa ho jaate
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Its only got better 😭😭
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@PaneerMakkhani
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7 months
@sanjeevsinghx We did a massive research in Bihar few years back and to our surprise, we found that >90% of young men want to get a govt. job (even the ones pursuing IIT). Their reason? - Job security V/S private sector - Better work life balance v/s private job or running your business -
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@mainbhiengineer As i've said earlier, the real minority in India are Income tax payers. And there's no one to protect their rights or help them for all the money they pump into the economy.
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@ndtv Is this fight over not speaking Kannada??
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@b00bie_b If you ever meet him and work with him, you'll know why most people are asking how he pulled her.
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2 years
@filmfare Am I the only one who felt this is problematic? 🤔
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@PaneerMakkhani
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2 years
@YaelEisenstat @mosseri Very valid point. The algo was modified to discourage users from posting pictures and long form / landscape videos. And now using that as an example of 'organic behavioural shift' to further change the algo.
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@toheedx_ This is a peak 'pados wali aunty' behaviour after attending a lavish wedding where they ate like there's no tomorrow and even brought home a gift.
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Wow!! #KaranKundra turned out to be insanely toxic. Just as expected. Feeling bad for #TejasswiPrakash Acchha hua jaldi hi rang dikha diye Kundra ne. #BiggBoss15
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@kritarthmittal Haven't you heard Papps in US and UK calling Vir Das - Weird ass? Or refusing to click pictures of some ethenic guests? Much worse, hosts disrespecting foreign celebs. Didn't you see how Guneet Monga was not even allowed to speak on the stage when she went to collect the Oscar?
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@akhileshutup "Jaldi se sab Indians ka mazaak udane wala tweet daal deti hun. Uske baad jhola utha ke Desh ke khilaaf naarebaazi karne bhi to jaana hai"
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@Kaafixtra Indian kids teach their parents how to lead their lives and then go crying to them for smallest of discomfort they face
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@RichaaaaSingh My observation (happens >95% times): When a girl enters the general compartment of Mumbai local, there becomes an invisible circle of influence around her and every man tries to be a few inches away from her. Mumbai locals are crazy packed usually.
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@kritarthmittal Nope. My argument is that papps behaving a certain way is a mix of multiple reasons which you'd understand if you'd spend a few days with them on ground, or better, do that job yourself. Calling them uncivil is just an elitist view of the situation.
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@AnamSanam89 This has nothing to do with politics. NOTHING.
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@jas_makkar I have seen enough of Punjabi songs made by Punjabis and / or people from Punjab to know that they can't blame anyone else for the depiction. And yes, tappe is one of my FAVOURITE folk music styles. I'll check out Suhag on your recommendation.
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@badpostblunt Miranda Priestley did not approve of this
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@rajshamani If I had fevistick with me, mein fir bhi lifafa thook se hi chipkaunga. It's not that I am chindi, I just love the taste.
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@GongR1ght This song has been played in literally no Desi wedding bruh. There are 3.8Mn weddings happening in 23 days starting 23rd Nov, attend a few and you'll find out
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@Vaishnavioffl But that's true for girls as well right? Mothers tend to not let go of their kids irrespective of their gender. 🤔
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@Su4ita Unpopular opinion: If Naina did exactly what Bunny did, we would have still celebrated her character and bunny would have been a red flag even then.
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@roshanpateI Just 6 months back i replaced alcohol with tea and cigarettes and it has helped me in reducing my sleep time to 2 hours per day. So now I have more hours in a day to work. Productivity increased by almost 69%
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@Basi_cally But she didn't say Hindi is a superior language. You just proved her point. 🤦🏾‍♂️
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@Cine_vichaar Adipurush??? Really??? .
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@her_monica_ Bit harsh of you to say that Vicky Kaushal and Vijay Varma don't look good.
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@mosseri Why are companies / CXOs so scared to admit that they are trying to make their platform more monetizable?? Just talk to us like we're grown ups man. State your clear priorities and just own what you're doing with the algo.
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@twaniimals Why does this look so wrong 🤢
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@HalToHell Never saw them do what? Run? Catch? Throw? What new is happening here? I'm confused
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8 months
@thetanmay Nikal di bhai... 🙏🏼
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@IndicVee @Ravisutanjani For any vegetarian, Kolkata would never feature in the top 10 cities. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@PaneerMakkhani
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@visvak Brain drain is not necessarily a bad thing. Thanks for making me realise this.
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3 years
Daymn!!! This girl is onto something. And i kinda believe her. What if? #HouseofSecrets #HouseofSecretsTheBurariDeaths
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@mastiicore Girls want 'Love at first sight' to happen but not to them.
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@eeliehs 《Fatafat caste ka ek angle ghusa dun, fir dekhna kaise engagement badhta hai mere post pe》
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@booksb4looks @Varun_dvn @aliaa08 @SidMalhotra @DharmaMovies This wasn't a cultural reset. It was just a half heartedly made remix of an iconic song. I'm shocked people even remember this remix version
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@TheCineprism Bhai I also mentioned something on the same lines few days back. Can't agree more!!
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This is what we have lost in the process of Punjabi-fication of Bollywood Music.
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@vadakkus I have personally seen people building their life up with the money they received from an LIC policy that their husband / father bought. LIC was primarily an insurance tool and not an investment tool. It's definitely your fault if you dont know the difference b/w the two.
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@isawsukul One basic principle of doing a shock based campaign using a leak video / footage is that your video should not have any edit jump cuts. But nevertheless, it's a good attempt.
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@bhav_paaji Shut up... You are crying...
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But he is a well known singer before being a BB contestant. Who writes these headlines? #RahulVaidya #RahulVaidyaWedsDishaParmar
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@AMAZlNGNATURE Holiday Armadillo
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@DailyCultureYT Web series when?
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@labachuka Men are not even safe in public transport now. Creeps everywhere are just trying to harass men in different ways. Shameful situation.
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@niharigoat Cred people crying on the side with their ₹2 cashback
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@HaramiParindey I have legit met girls in India who talk like this and everytime in my head I replay this scene when I have met one...
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The worst thing about the whole Hasan Minhaj expose is that now more comedians will spread mis-information to incite people and gain clout. All they have to do is give a fancy term to justify their actions. #HasanMinhaj
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@jammypants4 Anil Kapoor is looking younger than Hrithik Roshan. Strange.
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@Wander4_1 Garba and Baraat dance just rolled their eyes so hard that they fell off
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@mumbaimatterz Just for my understanding, the company / people who had made the highway, why aren't they held accountable and made to do this work instead of Mumbai Police? 🤔
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@YearOfTheKraken Ok then. I'm going to have kids just to name them Makhani Paneer Gupta Shahi Paneer Gupta Palak Paneer Gupta
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Ravi Kishan does 'humour' and 'serious' so effortlessly that very few can come close to him in terms of versatility. #LaapataLadies is a MUST watch! What a beautiful film and such a brilliant casting!!!
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@ikaveri Archies - deleted scenes
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@whenyoumetjay This is false!! I'm a second born son and I'm 'pariwar ka khilona' at best.
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@ughmylife317 Some people are just bad human beings. Let's not make it a gender thing. Check this out....
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Woman Punches Husband To Death For Not Taking Her To Dubai On Birthday
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@shutupnaina Here's rough sketch of that guy
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@Bink_80 My niece is 13 and stays in Jaipur. I get cultural shock from her all the time
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@Varun_dvn So humble!! If you zoom by 3X you can see there's 'Donate plasma' written on the poster. I'm touched!! ❤️❤️
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@PWNeha Your stereotyping is scary and reeks of misandry. Please seek help!
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@raunakmahajan Aap uska videsh ka permanent ticket katwa do. Aur mera CV uski company main dalwa do please 🙏🏼
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@championswimmer Arnav, we both know what you've written is fiction.... But ok...
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@nikhiljoisr Come to Mumbai, this bubble has become twice it's size. To start with, a 3BHK in the Mumbai city is not more than 1200/1300 sq ft. And rents are anyway.... 🥲🥹
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@sumitkbehal Exactly why I started investing from the age of 11 so that I could retire by 76 without compromising on my yearly trips to local beach
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@riteshagar People decided to enter the new year with a BANG !!
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@Koimoi Shahi paneer will be given to people after checking their Adhaar card and Naan only once they show their double vaccinated certificate.
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@chakravartiin And the guy didn't know what Mullet means. The short girl told her what to do and say.
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@ArnazHathiram @RujutaDiwekar Agree. Infact very recently I was standing with a group of 5 female colleagues at a party where they were discussing how they have 'trained' their husbands with diff things over the years I had to point out how it seems like they treat their husband like a pet
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@rajvishah30 I have faced the exact opposite problem. Joined an all women team that not only kept me out of their 'inner circle', but were extremely hostile towards me. First time in my life I legit experienced anxiety for straight 6 months till a senior called out their behaviour
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@abhiandniyu OMG2 Hands down! Brilliant writing, taut direction and Pankaj Ji was just 🤌🏽
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The rap part in the viral song 'Khalasi' reminds me of the old gem from the movie 'Navrang' from 1959. Sounds a bit inspired tbh. @mimansashekhar What's your take? 🤔
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@pratyayy This boils my blood being a Hindi bhashi... 🥲
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@thevirdas Maybe I'm missing the point but aren't people other than comedians allowed to share their opinion? So if they don't like your piece than maybe, MAYBE there's problem with the writing. Also, Vir, if people don't find something funny, it's their choice. You can't force them.
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@SmoothDunk Meltdown happening in 3...2...1...
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Its only got better 😍😍
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@Kairavii_Rajput Can't tell you how lucky I feel that I watched this movie in theatre and by sheer luck
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@raghvendra_k @DeepikaBhardwaj The kind of comment you've put proves that even IIT + IIM education cannot get you a fair world view and understanding or diverse skillsets. Do a favour to your fellow peers / batchmates and remove that from your bio.
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@banglani I speak such Hindi at times and have been made fun off by colleagues. "Who talks like that? This is such an ancient civilization speak" & this is when I work in Hindi entertainment business. So many people are unaware of how people really talk in Hindi speaking markets
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@Schandillia As @GabbbarSingh once said, sarcasm is like electricity in India, 70% of people are yet to get it.
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@5ocialOfficial Better casting. Prabhas just ruined the movie
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@Ravisutanjani A stable household and loving parents. Very very underrated but can make or break a person's entire future (personal & professional)
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😂😂😂😂 This is every Chachi / Bua in the wedding
@HaramiParindey
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Taimur ka lifafa alag se banta tha
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@hindolheroic He's the guy who'll tell Nolan... Wait, let me explain.
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Hey @jabykoay , Saw your video, have asked the concerned team to figure how and why this happened. Trying to get this sorted soon. 🤞🏼
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@mehtahansal Imagine going through a tedious process proving your financial capabilities to enter France only to get mugged in Paris in the daylight with their local police watching and doing nothing. It's pathetic!!
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@sagarcasm Most searched villain in 2023
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