Akhilesh @akhileshutup Twitter profile

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Akhilesh

@akhileshutup

2 months

Parents' visa approved. Time to give them 30 AQI air for next 3 months. They are about to find out the reality of Vishwaguru.

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11 months

If you living such a life on a daily basis, your aim should be to quit this city somehow. This consists of removing all your obligations through a combination of hard work and luck. There is nothing about this lifestyle that should make you love Mumbai.

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3 years

1. Indian certificates are not at all recognised in Paris. 2. Tourists must obtain a certificate issued by the French authority. 3. Nobody asks for a certificate here. It's a QR code that they need to scan to verify the authenticity. What a scam guy just like his website!

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3 years

Paris cafe. Waiter wants vaccination proof. I show my certificate from India. He looks at photo printed on it and says disapprovingly, 'But this is not you'. 'Quite right, that's our Dear Leader', I say. 'But why is HIS photo on YOUR certificate?' he asks. I have no answer.

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1 month

Indore really is the cleanest city on this planet 🙏

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2 months

BREAKING : Millions in India protest, demanding the establishment of advanced semiconductor manufacturing units, including fabs for 5nm and 7nm nodes.

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@akhileshutup

11 months

I left my office at 3 pm today. Now it's 7 pm. I've hardly moved 300 meters. Is this my @peakbengaluru moment?

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@ChristinMP_

11 months

🚨Massive traffic jam on Bengaluru's Outer Ring Road; traffic police issues advisory to IT companies @blrcitytraffic @Jointcptraffic @DCPTrEastBCP

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@akhileshutup

17 days

This guy was the babu incharge of managing ALL the elections in India and he thinks this girl is faster than a super computer. Extrapolate the future of India accordingly.

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@DrSYQuraishi

18 days

She is an Indian who has puzzled the world by solving mathematical calculations faster than America's super computer. Note the speed.

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1 year

While people are dunking on this it's good to remind that this was practiced throughout Europe including my country of residence, France. In France, the movement was called "Tous Ensemble" (All Together) and began on March 18, 2020. Every evening at 8 p.m., people across the

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Retrospect makes us realise how mad we may have been. Just three years ago we did such nutty things

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5 months

100 smart cities were promised to me in 2015. Name any 1 and share pics.

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@akhileshutup

19 days

I need a volunteer to visit this place exactly one month from today and give us the update. Paid gig.

ANI

@ANI

19 days

Today, on August 1, MCD took stringent action by sealing the basements of 34 coaching centers operating illegally in the West, Central, and Najafgarh zones. Sealing actions were carried out in the basements of 23 coaching centers in the West zone, 8 in the Central zone, and 3 in

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@akhileshutup

11 months

@varunramg Nvm there are no trains in america

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Akhilesh

@akhileshutup

4 months

Public service announcement.

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@DeshGujarat

4 months

After this tragic accident at Bhulabhai Park Crossroad, video of which has since gone viral, the driver of Route no. 13/1 bus of the Amdavad Municipal Transport Service (AMTS) has been removed from service and is currently in police custody. The bus operator (Arham) has been

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28 days

As a Hindu who believes in reincarnation, God can make me a cow in my next life but not a slave like Bagree, Sinha and JCB Marinebharat. Selling one's soul for a few bucks from a political party is unacceptable. Literal anti nationals in my books.🙏

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1 month

@Kannan__TS @zomato Delete the app. It's not made for customers like you lmao

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2 months

@marinebharat @Nher_who Brother time to delete Twitter. You are an embarrassment for your loved ones in real life. 🙏

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@akhileshutup

1 year

@HartoshSinghBal Lmao it takes courage to say this to someone that literally launches satellites

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Akhilesh

@akhileshutup

5 months

Man just wasted 1 hour just to tweet something that suits his narrative and for a 100 likes and 2 new followers. Crazy.

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5 months

Village road in France 🇫🇷 vs Village road in India 🇮🇳 Pic Source - Google Maps

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Akhilesh

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3 years

Also, how did the waiter said the guy on certificate is not you? Weren't you masked? Fraud insaan.

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Akhilesh

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1 year

@PicturesFoIder 20+40+15 = 75

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Akhilesh

@akhileshutup

11 months

@peakbengaluru Update: 8:41 PM : i've finally managed to move 200 more meters. Only 25 kilometers more to cover. Not sure if my next meal will be a dinner or a breakfast. Stay tuned.

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@akhileshutup

3 months

A great intellectual once said

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@IndianTechGuide

3 months

🚨 Silicon valley of India, Bengaluru outer ring road situation. (📹- @Vishwa0507 )

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2 years

@ANI This is literally one indian guy

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Akhilesh

@akhileshutup

11 months

Important takeaway for India: Relying solely on the "low wage country" advantage is not sufficient for global competition. Tim Cook has publicly acknowledged that they are in China because China possesses unique skills unavailable elsewhere.

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@marinebharat If you're a Hindu and performing last rites of your loved one near to where sewage water flows and garbage is thrown, you are neither a Hindu nor you respect your loved ones who have unfortunately departed. True Hindus would never let a holy river get dirty in the first place.

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1 year

@harbhajan_singh Tendeher feeling

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2 months

@marinebharat Share your Twitter earnings from last year. I'll pay you 2x that amount to stop tweeting for the next 365 days. You are single-handedly destroying the scope of civil public discourse here. You don't care about India. You're just worried about your week's worth of petrol money for

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2 months

@tanmay976 badi mushkil se 3 months negotiate kiya hai bhai ruko thoda

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@akhileshutup

1 year

Name: @theliverdr Number of tweets on liver: 0 Number of tweets on whey, coffee, sunscreen, creatine, ayurveda, yoga, fallacies, big-bang theory, aliens, quantum physics, blockchain, crypto, number theory, NBA, etc: 10k

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2 months

Never forget. He's literally calling losing lives as "minor accidents".

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2 years

Spending my weekend memorizing this

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Akhilesh

@akhileshutup

27 days

@marinebharat Completely agree. Singapore people don't get to take a stroll on rail routes for free.

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@rajtoday

28 days

#Mumbai local. Bamboo scaffolding falls on live overhead wires between Sion-Matunga on CR. Morning rush hour trains had been stalled, restored at 820am.

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18 days

@marinebharat bhai aapne kaunsa chehra dikhakar 10 trillion dollar economy banwa li?

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@akhileshutup

11 months

If you an IT company in Bangalore and are forcing your employees to work from office even after knowing the traffic and public transport situation, you are actively enabling modern slavery. To all of you, who are working for such companies, leave asap. You deserve better.

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@akhileshutup

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@marinebharat

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@akhileshutup

1 year

@soren_iverson I'm sorry my OCD caught this

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5 months

@mishraverse Ma'am i am shifting to bihar next year hence asking

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@akhileshutup

17 days

@mujifren The French excel at narrative management, particularly regarding potential tourism impacts. They avoid sensationalizing events that could negatively affect this. By the French here i mean the administration. Not the citizens lmao. The citizens barely agree that France is a

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Akhilesh

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3 years

Sorry but can anybody explain me how Indian talent going abroad and becoming tech CEOs is a matter of pride as Indians? It only means that they couldn't find similar opportunities back in India and had to unfortunately look elsewhere.

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Akhilesh

@akhileshutup

10 months

@marinebharat AQI on any average day in Mumbai >>> AQI in Paris during riots due to extreme tear gas usage

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Akhilesh

@akhileshutup

1 year

@mufaddal_vohra India one step closer to winning Test Championship.

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Akhilesh

@akhileshutup

6 months

Decathlon in France has 365 days return policy btw. Since forever. They never had to take such step in France. I wonder if we could blame some government in India for this? Or we can finally blame ourselves? Lesson in there. And no amount of infra, UPI, Vande Bharats will

Cycle Chain Shankar

@dakuwithchaku

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Decathlon had a really good 90 days return policy. They reduced it to 30 days. Was chatting with their store incharge. People buy their products. Use it on their travels & then come and return. Was a pain to deal with them. All good things come to an end because of some morons.

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3 months

@marinebharat how does it feel when every resident and non resident indian is bashing you left, right, centre in comments and quotes alike? truth must be hard to digest. hope you change and support us in making our country clean. false pride will take us nowhere. civic sense is important.

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Akhilesh

@akhileshutup

24 days

This man did 1 week of budget trip outside India and already started calling other people poor lmao It’s a reminder that true wealth isn’t measured by the stamps in your passport, but by the humility.

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@marinebharat

25 days

Padhai pe dhyaan de Gems of Ghonchu warna ₹10,000 wali ke job ke liye tujhe bhi MP chhod ke Mumbai aane padega 120 KM daily updown & train ke dhakee Seriously, you are wasting too much time of social media for your cringe & mostly Anti India content for mere $20 dollar payout

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@akhileshutup

10 months

@SecularTrainee No this masterstroke doesn't exist here

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29 days

@Times4India Man waited for this to happen to conclude we are not a serious country. I called it for the 100th time the day screens were stolen from vande bharat on day 1

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2 months

@marinebharat @guptadhairya1 Delete your account.

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Akhilesh

@akhileshutup

2 months

Only one life goal: become fuckin rich.

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@ANI

2 months

Bombay High Court grants bail to the juvenile accused in the Pune car accident case.

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Akhilesh

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16 days

@ParikPatelCFA Very good copy paste including punctuation

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@akhileshutup

2 months

@marinebharat @VishalBhargava5 But they are not Vishwaguru, we are. We are expected to be better.

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@akhileshutup

3 months

@marinebharat Look who is talking about low fat

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12 days

I am afraid to run numbers here

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Akhilesh

@akhileshutup

10 months

@nachiket_dessai @chiragbarjatyaa QR codes visible in this 700AQI environment?

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Akhilesh

@akhileshutup

10 months

This is the condition of roads in south Gaza. If I compare the quality of roads, the markings, the signs with the roads in India, I am in trouble. You all know the answer. You all know the reality. But you prefer false chest thumping.

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@akhileshutup

2 months

@PrimordialAA Yo Bryan my CIS friends would love your attention on this. They were shaved off for using a ref link lmao

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@degenfi_

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@PrimordialAA This cluster is not affiliated with L0 in any way and also uses normal referral links. I am 99.9% sure that wallets have no correlation with each other. If you want to skip this list, be kind enough to select individual wallets that are indeed sybils

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14 days

Being a slave to a political party is the worst thing that can happen in your life. Never be one.

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Akhilesh

@akhileshutup

3 months

@BrahmaandKiMaa People trying to figure out which party is this

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Akhilesh

@akhileshutup

3 years

@MacaesBruno The question is simple: if we're are vaccinated, why fear the unvaccinated?

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Akhilesh

@akhileshutup

1 year

@mufaddal_vohra I am ready for 17/4 Gill-4(6) Rohit-2(16) Pujara-7(6) Virat-0(4) Rahane-3*(17) Bharat-1*(8)

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1 year

@protosphinx Bangalore cofounders are busy taking interviews, hosting podcasts and writing philosophical twitter threads. Basically everything except running a startup that makes money.

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@akhileshutup

18 days

@marinebharat Brother, you are asking for help from the government to save money to buy your parents health insurance. Sit down and work harder.

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Akhilesh

@akhileshutup

3 years

Imagine paying in crores for a job and then thanking also🤣🤣😭😭

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Akhilesh

@akhileshutup

10 months

My twitter philosophy

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Akhilesh

@akhileshutup

4 months

I can bet $100k that this won't be a reality in 2028. DMs open. Details can be discussed.

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Mumbai-Pune in just 25 minutes!? Can't wait for this Hyperloop to be a reality soon! This will be a next level revolution for Maharashtra! 🔥🚩

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18 days

@marinebharat Imagine telling your parents that you are not buying them a good health insurance because you need money for petrol lmao

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@akhileshutup

1 year

@Akshat_World Agree with Akshat here. The better option was to not eat that food and put that money buying crypto from Vauld last year.

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6 years

@BachhaGormint When you tell a Pakistani to beat India in a world cup match

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3 months

@mujifren Bro is literally shaking because of his own shouting lmao

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Akhilesh

@akhileshutup

2 years

Yes. Your understanding of it

Commonsense

@sanjaymcwan

2 years

Elon Musk is bidding to buy Twitter with $43 billion. Country of Sri Lanka is facing debt of $45 billion to survive. There is something fundamentally wrong with the world.

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2 months

Not wasting my time on putting a caption.

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@akhileshutup

10 months

@18till_i_die this is being said since last 2 decades.

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@akhileshutup

2 months

@marinebharat Brother you equate Atal Setu and Samruddhi Expressway every alternate day as whole of indian infra and want us to believe we are competing with China? Delete your account. Bare minimum that you can do for Bharat.

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@akhileshutup

20 days

Heavy rains. Highy dense population metro area. Escalators working. People keeping their calm. Water clean. No garbage floating around. Drainage system not jammed. Water draining as planned. Spirit of Toyko 💪

Jeffrey J. Hall 🇯🇵🇺🇸

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For the last couple weeks the Tokyo area has had a lot of sunny days that were suddenly hit by heavy downpours of rain. Here is a video showing the impact of such a downpour today on a train platform in Tokorozawa:

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Akhilesh

@akhileshutup

2 years

Chirag before stepping outside his Wagholi 1RK flat

Chirag Barjatya

@chiragbarjatyaa

2 years

Leaving your house without applying sunscreen is a sin.

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2 months

High trust society that India should aspire to be.

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@akhileshutup

11 months

@msc_org Let's not act like there is no solution to this. We all know what needs to be done. We all know what the 'advocacy' groups have to say and offer. We just need to DO something.

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@akhileshutup

3 years

@chirag @chiragbarjatyaa Lol there's literally the word certificate in his tweet. Read it again

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@akhileshutup

1 month

@chiragbarjatyaa Increase the budget by 10x and buy a Porsche

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Akhilesh

@akhileshutup

4 months

Urging his primary school administration to issue a full refund to his parents. 🙏

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@marinebharat

4 months

Per Capita Income is a Fraud Index A person earning $25,000 in Bharat 🇮🇳 is more rich than person earning $1,00,000 in United States 🇺🇸 Pic Source - me 😇

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7 months

@chiragbarjatyaa very satisfying. better than multi-billion valuation fake garages

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@akhileshutup

1 year

@joelshansen For those interested:

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Akhilesh

@akhileshutup

2 months

the founder of Koo was more active on twitter promoting Koo than he was on Koo

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Akhilesh

@akhileshutup

3 years

@chirag @chiragbarjatyaa Sir you are elder to me. Gali dene ka mann hai but nahi dunga. Read the line after.

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2 months

Any country that houses true nationalists will not let its fellow citizens die due to accidents caused by building substandard infrastructure. India is the most nationalist county on paper and the least in reality. We should be ashamed The black pill being there is no way out.

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Akhilesh

@akhileshutup

3 months

Requesting you all to stop eating roadside food items like sev mamra n all🫡 Can be a very costly stunt to prove quality of life. Better focus your attention on clean air, water and good roads to measure the quality of life index. Your loved ones love you. Thank you.

ANI

@ANI

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Maharashtra | A 19-year-old namely Prathamesh Bhokse dies after eating chicken shawarma. The police sent the shawarma sample for investigation. The police arrested shopkeepers Anand Kamble and Mohammad Ahmed Raiza Shaikh. A case was registered against the shopkeeper under

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11 months

@varunramg Lmao he didn't dare to talk about train strikes.

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6 months

@marinebharat @moanaris Biggest bubble that will soon burst

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@akhileshutup

1 year

@mufaddal_vohra In Europe, ICC is streaming for free on

Cricket Videos | ICC

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www.icc-cricket.com

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@akhileshutup

3 months

Just a small reminder that if you over invested in politics neglecting your personal careers, you might want to reflect upon this. Your primary aim is to make a career and wealth for yourself and your family. False pride in one's country and identity and having unrealistic

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@akhileshutup

1 year

@SinhaSaumya7 It's incredible that you agreed with him on the tweet and then went on to rant about something completely different that wasn't even a part of that tweet.

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1 year

@protosphinx People love to compare countries without considering their history, geography, culture and economy.

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9 months

@marinebharat This money still won’t be used to repair the potholes just outside your residence btw.

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3 months

@mxtaverse Never forget

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@iRohanSachdeva 30 AQI air

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@DeshGujarat Please.

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@akhileshutup

1 year

For all those interested, unlike @theliverdr , who has absolutely no idea how to evaluate a scientific study and randomly throws PubMed links according to his biases, here is the table that evaluates "Selected Strengths and Weaknesses of Various Study Designs, along with

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