Xiluva🌸 @Palesa_Dwaba Twitter profile

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Xiluva🌸

@Palesa_Dwaba

3 years

She’s not leaving so please just respect Tristan’s privacy now

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@PageSix

3 years

Tristan Thompson accused of cheating on Khloé Kardashian — again

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@Palesa_Dwaba

3 years

Twitter is goated, man. How do we have so many inside jokes w strangers?😭😂😂😂😂

the healer.

@FormerlyAwks

4 years

my bf: i have a few flu-like symptoms, do you still want to come over? me:

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@Palesa_Dwaba

6 years

We try surprise y’all but most of the time it clashes with your cheating 🤷🏽‍♀️

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@Palesa_Dwaba

5 years

A lot of us had white friends growing up, til they started realizing that they were white.

Thembalethu Seyisi

@Justice_Seyisi

5 years

This 👇👇 is the South Africa we all long for! Where race, religion, language or birthplace does not stand in our way of embracing each other!! #Ubuntu #HumanityMustRise

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@Palesa_Dwaba

6 years

Why do they have the baby against the wall like that? 😂😂😂😂

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@Palesa_Dwaba

6 years

We aren't doing it to impress anyone. Someone invites you into their home and hosts you. It's good manners to relieve them of some of the labour that comes with doing so. I swear you guys come on here and act like you were raised by wolves

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@Palesa_Dwaba

3 years

Collect refuse in townships as regularly as you do in the burbs and you’ll see how fast your heart will stop breaking

City of Joburg

@CityofJoburgZA

3 years

Our hearts break💔 when we see this. Please report Illegal Dumping to the following WhatsApp hotline 082 779 1361 or call 010 055 5990. @CleanerJoburg #KleenaJoburg ^LM

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@Palesa_Dwaba

4 years

Please only follow this advice if you’re from generational wealth. If you’re starting from zero like the rest of us then Fosta my baby

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@Palesa_Dwaba

4 years

It sucks how this woman is constantly made to justify being unmarried and childless. She can’t take any breaks from being happily single. I wish we’d just leave her personal life alone

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@xonecole

4 years

Tracee Ellis Ross Breaks Down What It Really Means To Be Happily Single

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@Palesa_Dwaba

2 years

Abafebi abafebi abo Tupac Shakwhore

bhut’ omdala

@MprueDie

2 years

I find men with nose rings so s*xy.

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@Palesa_Dwaba

5 years

Imagine leaving your/your parents’ home to go sleep on a sponge, just to prove you love a person😂😂😂😂😂 Mark me absent and give me zero, andizi

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@iam_bussie

5 years

If she cant accept your marriage proposal when yo bedroom is like this, dont let her come near you when you are living like that

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@Palesa_Dwaba

3 years

Male friends won’t even wait for you to relay the whole story before they ask you why you don’t see you’re being played 😭

DAZHANÉLEAH.

@Dazhaneleah

3 years

Male friends are so brutal with advice but sometimes you actually have to listen to them 💀

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@Palesa_Dwaba

3 years

“I’m not happy” is a valid reason to leave a relationship.

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@Palesa_Dwaba

4 years

I hate how you ladies start having this lil superiority flex against other women just because one guy started treating you well. It’s boring.

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@Palesa_Dwaba

3 years

Covid 19 is now a third world problem, as intended.

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@Palesa_Dwaba

4 years

If petrol attendants are beating you up then I don’t even need both sides, you were wrong. Those guys are so chilled

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@Palesa_Dwaba

4 years

Let’s not lie, R3000 is a lot of money.

Money May

@Milliey__

4 years

Lol You guys think 3K for date night is a lot??

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@Palesa_Dwaba

5 years

So you’re inviting us to a fire?

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@Palesa_Dwaba

4 years

This why ya’ll 36 and still read with your finger under each word?

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@Palesa_Dwaba

5 years

I’m no expert on eyesight but I see myself in your arms, please DM for details.

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@Palesa_Dwaba

4 years

Bathong. So we must drink it inside Tops?

Eyewitness News

@ewnupdates

4 years

You could be arrested if found transporting alcohol during these times

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@Palesa_Dwaba

7 months

Kanjani sikhule sonke?🤨

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@DiscussingFilm

7 months

Today is Elmo’s birthday! He is 3-and-a-half years old today.

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@Palesa_Dwaba

5 years

Who asked you this?

GO GET THE MONEYYYYYYYYYYYY🆑

@BackEndChild_1K

5 years

I’m a private person. If you don’t ask, I won’t tell.

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@Palesa_Dwaba

2 years

Taking an offramp to bed is crazy business

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@Glen30552484

2 years

Sivuke sodwa futhi😭😭 #uMjoloWithAzola

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@Palesa_Dwaba

6 years

Imagine not enjoying your win coz you’re being a thermometer

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@Palesa_Dwaba

5 years

Umuntu goes hiking in a blanket for a few weeks and swears he’s the gatekeeper of manhood.

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@Palesa_Dwaba

6 years

You’ve obviously never taken an open book test.

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@Palesa_Dwaba

6 years

Three months into my engagement at 3am in the morning. Woke up and realized that this would be it for the rest of my life and felt heart broken. The cheating and abuse were never going to stop and that just wasn’t going to be my life.

iCherry 2.0

@BiKeR626

6 years

When did you decide you were leaving?

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@Palesa_Dwaba

5 years

Ladies, please choose a man who can think so you won’t always have to do it for the both of you.

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@Palesa_Dwaba

1 year

Elibheke eceleni?😠

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@Palesa_Dwaba

6 years

Shoprite Shell garage Hungry Lion DHL McDonalds Kodak MasterCard Redbull To name a few, umhle though sis

Nneoma

@astoldbynneoma

7 years

Who knew red & yellow went so well together ❤️💛

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@Palesa_Dwaba

4 years

Guys, I am warning you. Do not enter into a contract with Telkom. Just don’t.

@TelkomZA

4 years

No waiting period or contracts, it's quick and easy to get Prepaid LTE 10GB. It's a great big deal for just R99

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@Palesa_Dwaba

5 years

Please don’t involve us in your mess

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@Lerasko_

5 years

everyone is sleeping with one of their exes

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@Palesa_Dwaba

3 years

Now, say it without crying

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@Palesa_Dwaba

5 years

Does anyone know why white people get so much pleasure off killing and oppressing other living things? Has someone conducted a study? Coz honestly, I don’t feel safe around them much.

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@Palesa_Dwaba

3 years

You guys argue with Sizwe every other month as if he hasn’t shown you a million times that he has no idea what the average South African’s experience is like.

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@Palesa_Dwaba

5 years

Need you for the old me. Need you for my sanity. Need you to remind me where I come from...

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@Palesa_Dwaba

3 years

A husband who believes that his wealth should be evident through his wife 🕯🕯

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@Palesa_Dwaba

2 years

Anything that comes out of a man’s mouth

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@Palesa_Dwaba

6 years

With this reasoning, your mom must’ve pushed you around in a wheelbarrow

#FreeAfrica

@Doll__er

6 years

Imagine buying an expensive stroller for an ugly baby 😭😭💔

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@Palesa_Dwaba

2 years

Pics of your husband and his gf in matching outfits, just roaming the internet, must be a different kind of hell💔

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@Palesa_Dwaba

5 years

It’s quite alarming when you guys ‘realize’ things that should be common sense once they’re said by celebrities.

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@MitochonRihanna

5 years

Lauren London said something during her memorial speech that I will carry with me forever. “We’re not allowed to possess people. We are only allowed to experience them” It’s a gift, not a right.

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@Palesa_Dwaba

5 years

Your exes aren’t thinking about you guys, let them go.

laphiimari🙈

@Colourphuza

5 years

There's someone out there who thinks your ex is a loyal person😭😭😭 Just Imagine!!!😭😭😭

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@Palesa_Dwaba

5 years

He can’t cheat on you if he’s no longer your boyfriend.

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@Palesa_Dwaba

2 years

That first ‘Babe’ after waiting for your apology to be accepted is such a huge relief. Yoh! I hate being the one in the wrong so much, kuthi ngikhale

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@Palesa_Dwaba

4 years

Only people with reliable dads are hurt by Cyril rn🤷🏽‍♀️

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@Palesa_Dwaba

6 years

Men won’t even let you see Beyoncé in peace😭😭😭 Rha!

Faith

@Faye_Faye_m

6 years

Someone just got proposed to 😭😭😭😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️ #GlobalCitizenFestivalSA

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@Palesa_Dwaba

2 years

That’s why I’m arrogant right now so no one can say “heh heh money changed her”

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@Palesa_Dwaba

3 years

So SA dudes don’t travel, have friends from other countries, watch travel/cooking shows, nothing. It’s just Shias nyamas and slay queen obsession day in and out? Sad

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@Lxngelo

3 years

Lmao some dude posted a Nigerian dish on the TL, SA huns are calling it by name but SA dudes are asking “what’s this?” 😭😭😭😭😭

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@Palesa_Dwaba

3 years

Sis!!! At least my flowers will see the top of the table 😑

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@HlebbyKe

3 years

You want an Arsenal shirt but you don't want to buy me flowers? Your team is ass even. 💀

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@Palesa_Dwaba

4 years

Men always wanna be built, bro. Why can’t they just build themselves? Ah

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@Palesa_Dwaba

2 years

Idk man, old people smell funny

Thah Mazikode

@MazikodeThah

2 years

Date men who can’t even reinstall WhatsApp when it’s expired. o’ “Sthandwa nakhu ingasavumi lento” and thank me later

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@Palesa_Dwaba

7 years

Broke women have the longest list of standards I’ve ever seen because they have no idea how expensive maintaining your own life is.

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@Palesa_Dwaba

5 years

You guys are so quick, please find my dad next?

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@Palesa_Dwaba

5 years

Keirnan is the one kissing a girl but it's Zinhle who's trending... Waze walithwala idombolo losisi wenkosi :(

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@Palesa_Dwaba

5 years

@UnculturedSavag @_PrincessZay And confirming that the word you want to use is in the correct context. Madness 😂😂😂

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@Palesa_Dwaba

4 years

Licken

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@LESEGOBvckwards

4 years

Cow - Beef Sheep - Mutton Pig - Pork Chicken - ??🤔

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@Palesa_Dwaba

4 years

We’re getting fingered, Logan.

logan bartlett

@loganbartlett

4 years

Couples that sit on same side of the table. Why are you the way that you are?

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@Palesa_Dwaba

4 years

The justice system

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@DJYung228

4 years

Who beating Kellz in a Verzuz??

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@Palesa_Dwaba

4 years

“You’re mature for your age”🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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@Palesa_Dwaba

4 years

Couldn’t get in the city that day, didn’t have my dom pass 😔

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@JaniAllan

4 years

Does anyone remember snow in Johannesburg in September 1981?

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@Palesa_Dwaba

4 years

Ginimbi died doing what a lot of y’all do every weekend. Please get off your soap boxes guys.

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@Palesa_Dwaba

5 years

No. Dunusa

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@Palesa_Dwaba

4 years

We’re going to be killed by Christians who think they’re protected by the blood of the lamb😩😭😭😭💔

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@Palesa_Dwaba

3 years

Loving someone is so wild because your heart just decides “this one” for no real reason. Wild.

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@Palesa_Dwaba

3 years

No flowers, no dates, no sweet gestures. Just arguments and raw sex. Smh

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@Palesa_Dwaba

6 years

So basically, you’re inviting people to a fire?😕

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@Palesa_Dwaba

3 years

@JHARRISB1 Women believe this because we’ve spoken to the women in our lives about marriage and motherhood. Men think we’re lying because they don’t really see the maternal figures in their lives as actual humans with aspirations and autonomy 🤷🏽‍♀️

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@Palesa_Dwaba

6 years

Don’t see how this would shock me when I went to bed alone.

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@Palesa_Dwaba

2 years

Mohamedwenkosi Abdulenhle Rajeshwethu Aarushomhle Abhayamakwenkwe Devanshabafanabakayise

AYANDA 🧚🏻

@ayanda_yandiey_

2 years

Iam expecting a baby boy. Please help me with Indian names 🥺🙏🏻

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@Palesa_Dwaba

6 years

Imagine dying for South Africa😂😂😂🤣 Please be serious.

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@Givenazo_

6 years

Ya'll seriously won't die for your country? 😂😂😂😂😂🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

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@Palesa_Dwaba

4 years

What I love about receiving flowers is the constant reminder when you walk into the room that someone made an effort to brighten up my life with these 💓

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@Palesa_Dwaba

3 years

Have they tried disguising the hoop as an ovary?

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@larryhornSR

3 years

Tristan Thompson needs to work on his free throws. 😆 #BullsNation #NBA

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@Palesa_Dwaba

4 years

TL asleep? I know we’re all savage or whatever but having someone excited about you, down for you and interested/fascinated by you just existing is unmatched

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@Palesa_Dwaba

5 years

Supporting your own team so you can troll your man when his loses >>>

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@Kay_Nobangule

5 years

Umntu usupporta iteam yendoda yakhe bethuna

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@Palesa_Dwaba

3 years

@justkuda It’s really bordering on bullying now

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@Palesa_Dwaba

2 years

I don’t enjoy talking. The least I can get away with saying, the happier I am.

feyisayo 💸

@feyiszn

2 years

As you get older what irritates you more than anything?

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@Palesa_Dwaba

5 years

The sexiest woman alive, no cap

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@thecosmiq

5 years

Bomboclaat

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@Palesa_Dwaba

4 years

A person faked being abducted and pinned it on someone just because she was mad he didn’t like her like that. That has to be the most disgusting and evil thing I’ve seen on this app in a while. Nimdaka maan.

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@Palesa_Dwaba

6 years

Who’d you fuck to get that many chips in your box?

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@Palesa_Dwaba

6 years

Men hang out with abusers and rapists all the time, same rules?

IG:@Alex_Nxumalo

@MondliXL

6 years

If umnganakho eyi sfebe nawe uyi sfebe...inja ayihambi nezimbuzi

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@Palesa_Dwaba

4 years

Bathong guys, people’s parents decide to loot the state and SOEs but now it’s ‘we’? Ningasifaki, please

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@Palesa_Dwaba

2 years

“If a man buys me a car, it has to be under my name” was the chat on the TL a few months ago nje🧐

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@zarmaaaaa

2 years

How does someone “buy” you a car but requests that it be under YOUR name with YOUR banking details nawe uvume??? Hhayi kodwa naye usisi🫠

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@Palesa_Dwaba

3 years

Guys, please, I’m begging you-no discourse about Uncle Waffles, let the girl have her moment pls🥺

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@Palesa_Dwaba

5 years

You walk into a retail shop then get upset that you aren’t the only person who owns the item that was mass produced😕 There’s nothing wrong with ‘everyone’ having that pink dress, it’s pretty.

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@Palesa_Dwaba

3 years

I know I’m getting a grasp on my abandonment issues because I no longer feel the need to go above and beyond for people. I haven’t tried to prove my worth in a while and I no longer fight to stay in people’s lives-I just leave them alone without taking it personally. Proud o me

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@Palesa_Dwaba

3 years

Silent treatment doesn’t even work on me. I’ll be halfway into a new relationship by the time you decide to talk to me again. Excuse?! 😭😭😭

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@Palesa_Dwaba

5 years

And some of y’all drop stacks at church. To each his own, famo

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@spoonfeed_Arc

5 years

Kana some of you pay good money to have these predict your future or past?

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@Palesa_Dwaba

5 years

The first Zulu guy I ever dated when I wanted to break things off😭😭😭Wathi “ungishelile?” I replied no wathi “Pho uyiqeda kanjani into ongayi’qhalanga?” Haibo😂😂😂😂

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@Smaangele

5 years

Angithi wen' uyi ntombi yam? Ngithi washelwa yim Manje ufuna ukthini Lana indoda yimo

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@Palesa_Dwaba

3 years

Younger guys don’t care about anything you say mabek’funa. Umuntu ufuna nje ukuzi pressela isenior😭😭😭

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@Palesa_Dwaba

5 years

They’re moving to a bigger area because it became impractical. I swear you guys loathe yourselves, always ready to take offense for being black as if there’s something wrong with it

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@Palesa_Dwaba

5 years

The fact that we’re in a sexual relationship doesn’t mean we should treat each other like trash. Respect isn’t reserved for romantic relationships only.

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