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I talk about anything but mostly 🎾|| 🌈 || Iga Swiatek and Carlos Alcaraz truther || fungi🍄connoisseur || fafifuwasweswos biologi

she/her Bi 23
Joined April 2021
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@OmnipotentBi
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@yeaitstrill Nah, this is the worst
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My girl summer
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Girls summer
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@timpenguinnas @aniesbubble cie sesama unggas harus bersatu teman teman
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@OmnipotentBi
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2 years
And when will the sun shine on us again 😔😔😔
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@OmnipotentBi
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The way Carlos now is the only non dad left in the draw 😭😭😭
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Dads on a mission 🕵️‍♂️
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I kinda think he has a glow up recently... Is the puberty finally hit him
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Baby Anders predicted that he and Viktor will be wr #2 and #1 and thats so true of him 😎
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@jejenjreng Sandi kalo yg mintain Janggar jg dia mau bayarin kok 😭😭🫢🤭
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2 years
Lakshya: you guys lost?
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Jahat la meme nii😭😭😭
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6 months
Iya, haram hukumnya mengkultuskan publik figur esp politisi. Supaya tidak buta, tuli, dan bungkam akan apa yang terjadi. Tetap harus meluangkan ruang kecewa ya teman temanku.
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Zuko is here, always
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Menurut gw lu semua gausah terlalu berlebihan muja muja 01 atau 03 deh. Mereka keliatan bagus karena 02 jelek banget. Padahal yang mereka kasih itu barely touch the tip of the iceberg. Stop glorifikasi setiap hal kecil yang mereka lakukan.
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He's so cute in this pic hehe #NewProfilePic
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Yo Carlos team been yapping and spilling non stop someone gotta stop them 😭😭😭
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"The racket will talk" said by the greatest champion Muguruza 🤭🤭🤭
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Anything Carlos can do, Jannik can do better 😮‍💨
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@OmnipotentBi
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Mutus pencaharian orang because of your jealousy and pettiness is evil as fuck and you expect me not to demonize you lol?!!?! If that stops at "kan sebel ya" ok fine but you framed your ART ANJINKKKK awardee/wannabe IISMA dari kemaren kok banyak yg ga beres
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MAU KIRIM MENFESS? 📨 CEK PINNED 😬
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(isi caption sendiri)
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@Txtdariiugm Kursi sepuh ini lebih enak dari kursi lipat hitam putih btw 😩😩😩 cuman mejane cilikk
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Never beating sheltered kid allegations 😭 zero survival instinct
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3 years
@animefess_ Pak, tolong anaknya jgn ditelantarin. Kasian itu mau turnamen aja galang dananya susah 😔🤌
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1 year
Charlie in highschool 😸😸😸
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Them rn
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Just ijboled, they be saying anything
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MD 2 Denmark
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@WAPamungkas Because we are a dramatic nation mas 😭
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@OmnipotentBi
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It's time to log off the app and continue my book
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2 years
@literarybase Well that's it, kinda shitty right? But that's how life is. Shitty or not, at least you've learned something.
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@tomhidganteng Would jump over the podium ngl 😭☝️
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2 years
@ainurohman Mau nyebut nama Viktor Axelsen aja kok ya kaya nyebut Voldemort si mas
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Pretty face pretty face
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#1 Carlos Alcarizz (903 votes - 27%)
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Ada baiknya kita menerima keadaan kalo votersnya dan pendukungnya itu ya beragam dari yg eljibiti sampe pun yg radikal juga ada, gausah kita tone down. Yang penting kalau visi misi dan kebijakan sejalan sama apa yg kita mau yasudah dukung aja senormalnya.
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@700juta @timpenguinnas Ini tetap satu bentuk pelaksanaan kewajiban check and balance sbg kalangan intelektual negara, dan perlu diingat pernyataan sikap beliau beliau sekalian akan memantik pergerakan 😉
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Yeah, he's not austrian
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@UGM_FESS Biology student having hemo-rage reading this... Yg pengaruh itu golongan Rhesus kalian, bukan golongan abo nya in general
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One thing about Rafa and his tennis kids is they have the best ass
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1 year
Pointing at his tennis dad old photo 😂
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@badminton__fess He is incredible. Orang mungkin taunya Viggo mode monster yg sekarang, tapi kalo kalian inget dia dulu wonderkid yg naik ke senior menggebrak dunia tapi juga pernah punya dark agesnya sendiri pas asmanya kambuhan+cedera kedua anklenya di 2018-19
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Fuck quads tho, who needs quads when u skate like deniss
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A kid dropped off on first day of school:
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Maia PS
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@JUJUTSUFESS Aku Dulu : marah marah mencak mencak mau marah ke gege Sekarang : ya sama si, cuma ketambahan pgn nonjok aja
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Uh, that's fast 😭
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THIS SMILE AHSGSBXBNANANNA WHAT ARE YOU SO CUTE FOR
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@HAIKYUUFESS Akashi Kakashi Makashi 😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏
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@txtdarirohingya @neohistoria_id Goblok gabisa biologi bilang bang, satu spesies itu syaratnya bisa prokreasi dan hasil anakannya ga steril
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@BwehRublev Daniil is me trying to sell myself in work interviews 😭😭😭😭
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Literally them
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“they’re so insane” and it’s a man and his nonbiological child
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AAAA LUTUNAAA REUNI
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Atlet itu sebenernya duitnya ga banyak kalo ga ada bantuan bonus (ntah dari klub/gov/sponsor). Kelihatan banyak karena kalian convert USD ke rupiah. Tapi coba pikirin atlet lain yang cost hidupnya tinggi, kurs nya ga selemah Rp. Mana duitnya sering telat dikasih
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@badminton__fess Komen soal badminton yang bikin kalian di posisi orang ini:
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*Gasped* HES SO BABY GIRL
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@DrewPavlou You are harassing her with your performative activism.. you targeting wrong person here
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He cried it destroys me
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@HardingerSj @PopCulture2000s Goated actor with range
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@tkrhoki Pak hans, tolong bimbing 3 anak muda ini kembali ke jalan yang benar. Liat mereka masi suka main judi
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@txtdarihaikyuu_ Anjir baru sadar mirip bgt.. YA ALLAH PGN AKAASHI SM BANG IWA KETEMU
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INI BENERAN DANIEL ˡᵉᵒ
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@UGM_FESS Iyo soale aku ndak seneng Prabowo!
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That's a FATHER 🔥
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2 years
Forget about tennis flops, look at this badminton lord right there
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Waking up to them as #1 and #2 wtf 😭😭😭🤭
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Lalu anak negri (ganies), anak sekolah inter (sandi & tom) dan anak pondok (mahfud imin) ini bertemu ketika main di alun-alun (san dan tom main di alun-alun karena kepo) terus mereka pergi ke gramed yg lagi diskon 30%
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Jeje packing orderan 🍉
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Aduh, kepergok…kena iqob deh 😔 #Pilpres2024
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@HAIKYUUFESS Anjer 2gether sampe hqfess 😭😭🤟
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Happy pride everyone
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Got new nails!
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I'm so proud of him omg 😭😭😭😭
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🎾🏸Tennis and badminton player as each other🏸🎾 [A silly fun little thread]
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@SoffiaAgustinaa @vindersss ADEKNYA, SI AA ITU DIBAWA DONG BWANG
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@JPFBASE Tanjiro, izuku, shoyo ama asta cocok jadi anak 15 taun, yuuji naruto macem 17, kuroko kek maba sementara ichigo macem mas mas nunggu sidang skripsi 😭😭😭🤧
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@OmnipotentBi
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Girl why are you so proud of being a zverat fan omddds
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@Fans4AlexZverev And this one... She's being so ridiculous I really enjoy her making a fool of herself that way 😆
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Smile if you have a slam as a teenager and beaten Casper Ruud en route!!
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@badminton__fess MS 😐😐😄😁
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Mahfud melihat ke arah kamera, breaking the 4th wall. Kamera zoom out dan muncul credit roll. CINEMAH
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My fav genre of badminton is Denmark player crying bawling after winning a match and hugging coach kenneth
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2nd set:
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GRADUATINGGGGGGGGGGGG TODAYYYY
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@OmnipotentBi
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Not Ben getting hyped as Carlos' rival because he made SF at USO despite losing against everyone and their mums outside of AO and USO, meanwhile Carlos getting called a fraud because he was cramping at RG this year (crampitos) after he won 2 masters this year 🧍🧍🧍
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Saying Alcaraz is the least talented from the kids flock (with sinner and rune) is crazy tho idk what y'all smoking but it's working ig
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@HAIKYUUFESS YOK SAMA SAMA
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Little Shaff/ Big Shaff
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little harry / big harry
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@OmnipotentBi
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Yang penting aku ngga pilih yang udah jelas track recordnya ada culik culikan dan nepotisme
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Reminder aja, semua kandidat punya potensi yg sama utk membangun politik dinasti atau main culik-culikan. Saat ini kan waktunya tebar janji, yakin besok kalo udah jabat bakal inget janjinya? 😅 10 tahun lalu, pernah kepikiran gak anaknya yg tukang martabak bakal dicawapresin?
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Did it with his whole body cramped, no fh, shit bh, no brain, head loss, but he came through 🥹🥹🥹
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@OmnipotentBi
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Just so you know I actually ran the babolat account
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We had to endure 8 months of smack talk and when we start to get our luck back now we're evil...
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We got so much reaction pic stocks
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@badminton__fess Paling brubru pada masanya
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It's very late but anw this is my #TTselfieday
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@JUJUTSUFESS Good looking little piece of shit 😭🤙👎
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Their top moment
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Why are they hot
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Kkkkkk Venus 😭🤣
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damn the amount of disrespect carlos get post wimby is crazy, WAKE UP BIG BOZO @.carlosalcaraz
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Idk about the end of the season but it's 4-1 now 😘
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Alcaraz: US Open 2022✅ Wimbledon 2023✅ Sinner: Aus Open 2024✅ What will it be by the end of the season? 👇
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@JPFBASE Sherliam kalo ga kehalang genre pasti canon, ASH EIJI KALO ASHNYA GK ----
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Happy 20th birthday for thee Carlos Alcaraz, just hope you'll stay healthy for the rest of the season (and forever lol) be happy and keep slaying!! @carlosalcaraz Here is my fav Charlie in pink moments
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Yes, he's so insane for this
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coya ꩜ ⥉🦢 READ PINNED!!!!
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“he’s so insane for this” and it’s just a man rocking the color pink
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I think this is quite a reach
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@WelshSwan @samstennnis Ok it was ‘we want to keep dreaming’ but it’s got to be deliberate, Carlos is too smart for it not to be and it’s the only time I remember him saying something like that
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Stfu, this is sport, and you talk like struff wasn't making it to m1000 final last week as LL
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Cristina Penalda
1 year
Women tennis "we want equal pay" #3 Pegula knocked out by #168 #2 Sabalenka losing to #134
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@zhangbohengs This face economy from a boy who suffer..... Welcome back messiah
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Not Daniil basically saying "you guys are not him lmao so keep try me" 😭😭😭😭 alcaniil crumbs
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Oleg S.
1 year
“[Alcaraz's] dropshots are unbelievable... A lot of guys maybe saw the Indian Wells final, so next week in Miami they started to do only dropshots against me. YEAH, IT'S NOT THE SAME. LIKE, OKAY, CONTINUE DOING IT.” 🤣
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Queer women are like "he saved my life" and it's Waymond Wang played by Ke Huy Quan from EEAAO
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yall are so full of yourself, i cant even... bukan berarti karena queer trus jadi bisa suka sama sembarangan orang lol bjir
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Tugas muslim/muslimah semakin berat. Gue nangis bgt emang dunia udah setua ini ya bgst. Sampe ada queer yang bercadar. Bayangin ladies udah jelas2 tujuan tempat laki2 dan perempuan dipisah biar menghindari segala macam zina tapi lu sharing toilet/tempat wudhu dengan orang2 -c-
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