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Editor in chief and main reporter for TMZ (totally made up zstories). Parody!

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@samstennnis
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Jannik Sinner teaching everyone in ATP how to handle Nick Kyrgios. Not a single word. Not even a single expression on his face. Just letting his tennis talk.
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@samstennnis
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2 years
A petition to return to original final set rules and ban John Isner from tennis instead
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@samstennnis
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3 years
Since Alexander Zverev is going to trend for his violent outburst, here's story of his ex-girlfriend and her allegations of domestic violence against him #IStandWithOlya 1/2
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2 years
Novak Djokovic: "see you next year" Entire ATP locker room:
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@samstennnis
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2 years
When will tennis media climb out of Nick Kyrgios's ass and call him out for what he really is? a BULLY
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@samstennnis
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2 years
Nick's path to wimbledon final: โ€ข Paul Jubb (WC) โ€ข Filip Krajinoviฤ‡ (won ONE match in WIM maindraw in his entire career) โ€ข Stefanos Tsitsipas (been to 4R at WIM only once in his career, 4 years ago) โ€ข Brandon Nakashima โ€ข Christian Garin โ€ข W/O
@TennisPodcast
The Tennis Podcast
2 years
Nothing wrong with a 250.
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@samstennnis
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2 years
Naomi Osaka says when she got heckled her head went straight to Indian wells 2001 incident involving Venus and Serena (crowd yelled racial slurs at serena in final and vee and their father Richard, who were in her box) #IndianWells
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@samstennnis
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2 years
@michaelqtodd 3 million people not being racist doesn't erase the trauma of someone else being racist. And it carries on no matter how long its been since that happened as long as that memory exists.
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2 years
There's absolutely no reason to touch a 16yo girl on her butt like that. It's beyond inappropriate. As the video progressed it got worse and worse. And that's not because I see her as "sexual object" or am projecting as some in comments and quotes are alluding.
@TheBoiledEgg
Eggy ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธโค๏ธ
2 years
Creepy coaches #WTA #USOpen #Bejlek Sheโ€™s 16 ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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2 years
It's kinda sad how Sania Mirza announced she'll retire this year and yet I haven't seen or recall any send off ceremonies for her. It's surprising how little people know about how big her impact on tennis is, especially in South Asia and ME. She broke so many glass ceilings.
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2 years
Jannik Sinner was this ๐Ÿค๐Ÿป close to winning US open imo. I hope he knows that and continues to put in the good work he's been putting in. Darren is perfect coach for him too
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@samstennnis
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2 years
@ media. Repeat with me. The mass shooting that happened at club Q in Colorado Springs is an act of terrorism. Anderson Lee Aldrich is a TERRORIST. Say it. Call him what he is. A FUCKING TERRORIST.
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@samstennnis
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1 year
You pay these women less than half of what you pay men even though it's the same level on both tours and every top player on both tours plays it. You really are not worthy.
@CincyTennis
Cincinnati Open
1 year
We are not worthy โค๏ธ #CincyTennis
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@samstennnis
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3 years
Time to change Margaret Court arena's name to Evonne Goolagong arena!
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@samstennnis
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2 years
We as a sport need to stop bragging about these late finishes and do better. This is not helpful for anyone's mental or physical health.
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1 year
Funny, she's advocating for the gender roles of the past. She's a 33 year old unmarried working woman with no kids. I'm not sure you'd want to go back to those times, Sorana. No matter how much you romanticize those times because of your homophobia
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1 year
Is she homophobe?
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@samstennnis
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1 year
They should've featured her in multiple episodes from the beginning and built the shows narrative around her story instead of that ATP abuser. She's way more interesting and actually SUCCESSFUL
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@Wimbledon @netflix @NetflixUK new character UNLOCKED ๐Ÿ”“
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@samstennnis
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2 years
"She's had great last year for such a young age" Amanda Anisimova, 20, French open semifinalist couple of years ago, talking about her next opponent, leylah Fernandez who's 19 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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1 year
The reason why women get less hype money and popularity despite putting way more exciting matches, storylines, and rivalries this year alone & the reason why that account talks about women only when they have something negative to say are the same. Starts with M and ends with Y
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1 year
I'm sorry, but understandable criticism of Toth has now turned into a witch hunt and harassment campaign. There is no way this much pile on is justified for wiping ball mark 5 mins after umpire made her decision or even for that celebration after retirement.
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@samstennnis
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3 years
Domestic violence allegations agaisnt Alexander Zverev Part-2. ATP said they're investigating the incident, almost a year after they had come out but it's been ~6months and they're yet to contact olya. #IStandWithOlya 2/2
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@samstennnis
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2 years
Them: "tennis needs different personalities" The personality:
@canberratimes
Canberra Times
2 years
#BREAKING Tennis star Nick Kyrgios has been summonsed to face a Canberra court after allegedly assaulting a former girlfriend late last year | Exclusive via @blake_foden
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@samstennnis
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1 year
Carlos' week: โ€ข Became an ambassador for Louis Vuitton โ€ข Got a smile out of Jannik Sinner for the first time โ€ข went from not getting a reply on insta to getting a chest bump from Iga. Man can't stop winning!
this Iga Swiatek/Carlos Alcaraz chest bump after a โ€œtennis soccerโ€ win is so cute๐ŸŽพ #USOpen2023
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2 years
What Nick Kyrgios does on tennis court is so scary and I'm not talking about his tennis. The constant yelling and screaming either at his box or umpires. The toxic environment he creates is unbearable.
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