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King Mitch

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6 months

You know how some people brag about quitting smoking cold turkey? Well I just picked it up hot turkey. Straight into addiction.

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6 months

@LSDinmycoffee I'm on vacation, they don't even count

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King Mitch

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3 years

Shoutout to @Pentosh1 for being bearish at the top Probably shoulda listened I didn’t

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King Mitch

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3 years

Ex girlfriend just added me on snapchat after a 5 year hiatus Happy Tuesday

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6 months

@0xAcexv Clearly you've never had a menthol cig on vacation

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King Mitch

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2 years

@Pentosh1 I would start jerking off in the crowd so they'd have to stop the performance

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

1 year

There is nothing, and I mean nothing, better than seeing a 40 year old Discord addict get his $150 dollar trading account liquidated followed by Cred throwing a pound of salt into the wound.

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 years

I’m out here making it look easy

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 months

Jesus Christ I really didn't want to write this but here goes. Some unfortunate life circumstances combined with the market on impossible mode (for me) has forced me to put a temporary hold on my crypto career. It's delusional to say I'm "quitting" crypto because we all know

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 years

Canada starting to shut down again Imagine getting vaxxed Imagine wearing your mask and social distancing Imagine following all the rules and still getting locked down The people who complied over the last 2 years must feel like IDIOTS

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

I WILL BUY AN M3 THIS YEAR I WILL BUY AN M3 THIS YEAR I WILL BUY AN M3 THIS YEAR I WILL BUY AN M3 THIS YEAR

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

@cobie Jesus finally someone that agrees with me

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

11 months

@Bagsy Trying to buy the U.S. Constitution, MoonCarl saying he's a billionaire or Lana Rhoades making millions off an NFT scam

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

Not listening to @ColdBloodShill 🤝 Being poor

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 years

@Pentosh1 Who’s cock do I have to suck for the invite?

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

1 year

Story time: This is beyond embarassing for me to admit but I figured CT is the perfect place to do it. I was recently catfished lmfao. I matched with a pretty attractive girl on Tinder who I didn't recognize (I live in a relatively small university town) but decided to go with

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

Many tried to short $KNC and many failed, Loma, Mayne, you name it, but in the end a 90 year old British male by the name of @ColdBloodShill came out on top with the god short. Congrats daddy

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

I fucked around and found out. My new enemy is @Pentosh1

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

FUCK THIS I'M OUT. I LISTENED TO LOMA AND COLD BLOODED SHILLER ON TWITTER AND MARKET LONGED AT 50X LEVERAGE ON BINANCE YESTERDAY. NOW I'M FUCKING LIQUIDATED..AGAIN.. I'M DONE WITH CRYPTO FOR GOOD. I'M NEVER DEPOSITING "JUST ANOTHER $1000" ON BINANCE. FUCK THIS FUCKING SCAM.

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 years

@LomahCrypto Actually I am fucking worried and I’m gonna be in your DM’s asking for money very soon

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

9 months

Her: you're fucking retarded if you think we're back Me:

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 years

I open the $CRV chart and see this lmao, then I check funding and it's negative Holy send it

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

My dad, who takes maybe 1 trade a year, bought Moderna puts 3 weeks ago and is on top of the moon right now. Shoutout to my dad

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 years

I open Discord, @ColdBloodShill says one bullish thing about $AVAX so naturally I long 30 minutes later I get a tweet from @Pentosh1 with a bullish chart This is what dreams are made of

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 years

@CryptoGodJohn Bro its actually 69.420% hahahahahahahhaha

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 years

Die motherfucker die $SOL

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

DO YOU LIKE IT? $BTC #Bitcoin

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

27 years old today Some thoughts: my circle is much smaller, I'm a lot closer with my family, I spend too much time on Twitter, and not having a "real job" has its ups and downs but quality of life has improved since choosing this life and I'm happy overall. Fuck it we ball

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 years

Already down bad in NYC Credit card bill maxed, Depression is being a lover boy with his girl, sent a drug dealer 1000 dollars extra worth of crypto for fun, got kicked out of dinner, and the sink only spits out hot water so I’m dehydrated Feeling like @gainzxbt right now

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

I can tell you with 100% certainty that this will happen and if it doesn't I will be providing full refunds. $ETH

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

8 months

Big shoutout to @TheHavenCrypto for keeping me and my portfolio alive during a MISERABLE bear market so I could FLOURISH during the bull market. @CryptoUB @ColdBloodShill @LomahCrypto @pierre_crypt0 @LSDinmycoffee @Tradermayne Fuck bears. Higher.

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 years

@Pentosh1 fixed it

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

@HsakaTrades Mr. Robot was a top 3 show for me. Better Call Saul is probably up there as well strictly because of Kim

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@MitchsDiary

3 years

@imBagsy Thinking doggy style but it might have to be reverse cowgirl

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

@trader1sz Took ur mum here one time. That night was magical

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 years

Let’s fucking go $LUNA !!!!!! WE LOVE THIS COIN @CryptoKaleo

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

I SUMMON THE $LINK MARINES. TODAY WE CONQUER

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 years

All I want for Christmas is to be added to the @LomahCrypto and @Pentosh1 group chat

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

@ViaPurifico10 I don't care if I've never hit a massive banger. I pay all the bills by trading and I hope that never changes. The most important person in my "journey" has been @Crypto_Chase . Taught me how to really manage risk / never lose it all before he taught me how to trade.

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 years

@LomahCrypto Jokes on you because the molly just hit and I don't need a DJ

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

10 months

A guy in Discord asked to bet $50 that the ETF will be approved tomorrow, to which I gladly accepted. Being the degenerate that I am I hedged my bet with a 250k BTC long.

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 years

Puked on the plane, haven’t slept in 4 days, got in a huge fight with my princess who will probably never talk to me again, and got rinsed trying to short $GMT last night. In short, I’m now poor and very single but I am happy to be back on CT, the only place that feels like home

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 years

Just finished watching @Tradermayne 's video from yesterday. I learned absolutely nothing except he looks fucking sick in a hawaiian shirt

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@MitchsDiary

3 years

Fuck this looks so bad hahahahahaha @depression2019

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@MitchsDiary

3 years

@LomahCrypto We shouldn’t have given this guy all of our money at the top

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

1 year

@depression2019 "Sorry hunny mommy is working right now, go play in your room"

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

1 year

@Pentosh1 Not the coins I'm in thanks

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 years

@Pentosh1 You didn’t answer my question

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

7 months

Some guy accidentally texted my burner number looking for painkillers so I told him I'd cut 25 bucks off the price if he got me a coffee and a bagel. I am also sending him to an address that's 30 minutes away. I hope he uses today as motivation to quit doing drugs.

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

#FF my favourite public traders over the last few months @Crypto_Chase @Awawat_Trades @ApeDurden @LSDinmycoffee @pierre_crypt0 @trader1sz @Tradermayne @Livercoin No hindsight, just great calls

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

You probably want a 25 bps increase I want Sadie Mckenna We are not the same

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

@trader1sz Be there in a few. Just finishing up with ur mum

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King Mitch

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3 years

@CanteringClark

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

NO ONE IS COMING FOR MY STOPS Bulls strong Fuck bears I love litecoin. Best coin, best chain, best community,

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 years

@BeegSmokey @MoonOverlord Bro Chris Sky is a legend in Canada hahahaha

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

@Pentosh1 Jesus christ did I ever learn something new today. I am now bullish on goldfish

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

@devchart They've got nothing to lose, all their money was on ftx

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

Could everyone in the NFT community please report @Zech3D for pretending he owns @gainzxbt ape

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

1 month

WHAT THE FUCK LOL HOLY SHIT

Blockasset

@Blockassetco

1 month

It’s time to announce our winners! First off, a huge thanks to everyone who joined in. We’re excited to have you with us on this journey and can’t wait to bring more of these opportunities to get you closer to your favourite events & athletes. Make sure to turn notis on so

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 years

@Pentosh1 I didn’t quit to trade crypto, I quit because I hated my job, am I fucked?

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

Asked a girl that's 5 years older than me on a date last night, didn't go well

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 years

@gainzxbt Hey Gainzy, What mustard:ketchup ratio do you use on your hotdogs? I'm personally a 1:1 guy Cheers, Mitch

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

@GCRClassic It'll become cool to kiss your homies goodnight / tuck them into bed

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 years

Another day, another @Pentosh1 call saving my goddamn portfolio

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

Also shoutout to @Pentosh1 for being right from the top

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

1 year

very interesting....

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 years

@gainzxbt Gainzy man I have this toaster and it fucking sucks. It gives you a picture of how you want your toast done and it’s a complete lie. Fuck this toaster, it’s superficial

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

About to have an orgy AMA

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

@Pentosh1 Tether is going to be the last thing standing after alls said and done

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

Been grinding recently with one goal in mind: get rid of my stupid fucking Jetta and purchase the car I've always wanted. Lesss get it

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

@Pentosh1 You've taught me lots Pen, thank u :)

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

Friendly reminder that @LomahCrypto is the fucking goat. THANK YOU BROTHER

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

Spread the word, CT is a family

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 years

What a beautiful chart :) @SolApeFinance $SOLAPE

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 years

Just looked up one of my highschool teachers salaries and he makes 42k a year LOL. That motherfucker told me I'd never get through university and would probably end up in jail. Well jokes on you buddy I made 42k in my sleep last night and yes I'm probably still going to jail.

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

1 year

Wake up after full blackout in Barcelona Check Binance Forgot I longed 6 figs Up 7% The Loma Effect Ily Loma

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

Spent some time away from the charts for about a week and am now ready to start a new challenge account (inspired by @LomahCrypto ). Let's get this bread

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

Saw ex girlfriend at bar last night for the first time in years. Was tempted to hiss at her autistically (shoutout @gainzy222 ) but decided against it. She has gained about 50 pounds since I last saw her. Big mental W for me. She broke, I'm up

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

7 months

Did a quick scan and $RLC caught my eye Soon

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

1 year

The iPhone they were texting from has been disconnected They know I'm close Trying to find a phone carrier employee that I can pay off to send me the details to the account. I will find you bitch

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

My 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th and 7th fathers. Big year incoming. @CryptoUB @LomahCrypto @jimtalbot @ColdBloodShill @pierre_crypt0 @LSDinmycoffee

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

Market needs to go back up and maybe she'll respond to my DM

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

4 months

A lot of people owe Zoran an apology

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 years

@TheCryptoDog I received a @Pentosh1 tweet about $CRV 5 minutes after I full sent a long, it is the best gift I've ever gotten

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

7 months

Bullish on $BLOCK Sub 20m market cap is just free money

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 years

@Pentosh1 @pierre_crypt0 Whatever you guys think I will blindly follow with 0 risk management

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

1 year

2021 purchase vs 2023 purchase I am maturing

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

Minted my first NFT in literally a year. I am now a @KanpaiPandas . Shoutout my guy @DaRealMilkBagz

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

6 months

@0x_guapchaser Looks amazing

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 years

@TraderKoz Fuck man if it goes to 1000 I’ll make 500 bucks

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 years

@CanteringClark Your 100x smarter than me but this monitor is the exact opposite of ideal for shooters

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

23 days

My good friend made a new site for TradingView lists because Sandwich Finance died, check it out :)

TLX - Tradingview List Xpress

Create custom watchlists for cryptocurrency exchanges

www.tvlist.xyz

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 years

After months of trying, I have finally convinced @ColdBloodShill to take his shirt off during the stream

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 years

@Pentosh1 Jokes on you I’ll only lose 46 bucks if I get liquidated

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

5 months

After 15 years of brutal consolidation I think $ONDO keeps ripping

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

1 month

Unreal weekend. Unfortunately I got way too deep into the bottle and don't remember much but big shoutout to the guys at @Blockassetco , goated team.

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

1 year

Never forget when some gigachad on Kraken hacked someones account and realized he couldn't withdrawal so instead he nuked the BTCCAD pair and filled his bids on his own account.

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

3 years

@imBagsy 2017 crowd strong as fuck tho

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King Mitch

@MitchsDiary

2 years

Little update on the trading challenge I started last June. Started with 50k but due to some FUD I have been withdrawing profits to ledger throughout the year so it's tough to get my actual PNL. 145 trades so far with 117 wins and 28 losses = ~80% winrate.

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