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@crim_tweets_

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@sirbubblesnyc @SWAVEY6X @s8n If most calendars jumped off a bridge would you do it too?

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As a Texan, I want to thank Florida for allowing me to say, "Well ... it could be worse."

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@StephenAtHome Not as long as Republicans are in charge of who gets to vote.

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@crim_tweets_ As a killer, I always crack a joke after I murder someone. Juuust to be sure.

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@Annie_LessLiam @MilkcakeAlt And they're masters at it! They're master baiting!

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@bluefolf @LeftwaffenWatch Hate is all they know. Their "Christian values" compel them to hate their neighbor.

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@esjesjesj I'm not Jewish but if someone wished me a happy Hanukkah I would just say thank you very much.

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@VirGatuss @xenex11 The decision on abortion should not be on "a level closer to the citizens". It should be with THE CITIZENS. It's an INDIVIDUAL right.

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@Mollyploofkins It's like when you're in kindergarten and something goes missing and the teacher says "Ok I'm gonna turn the lights off, and whoever took it, just put it back. You won't get in trouble." Trump had that chance and decided not to take it. Now he's in trouble.

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@bluefolf POV: You literally have nothing better to do with your life.

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@hankgreen Explain this: Why can we ban TikTok, even though it violates the 1st Amendment, for "security reasons", but we can't ban AR-15s for security reasons, because it would violate the 2nd Amendment?

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@That_RG Especially not one where he (even jokingly) purports to be the father of said groomer.

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@KamalaHarris Well that and being able to afford one.

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@RGRyan777 I kept the box my shoes came in and the box the box my shoes came in came in.

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@Narrowroadcomic You're being deliberately dishonest. We're not mad at Louisiana for "imposing morality", we're pointing out that the establishment clause prohibits government from requiring religious text to be displayed in public schools.

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@bugfish03 @ramiroferreres2 @peeeeeeeenut And I love the caption: "disclaimer: i am a cartoonist. if you follow my advice on safety around nuclear materials you probably deserve whatever happens to you."

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@ChancellorAmari @crim_tweets_ How criminal of me! 😱

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@SaeedDiCaprio "This person has failed to conform their appearance to how I think they should look."

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If I offer to give you a ride, a simple "Thank you" will suffice. None of this "Why are you tying me up?" or "Let me out of the trunk" business.

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@crim_tweets_ Don't fetishize minors challenge. Difficulty: Kim Possible.

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@bbcdoctorwho @BBCiPlayer @DisneyPlus They said the CCTV camera was 66 meters away from the church, which is approximately 73 yards.

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@Femboy_Art I once did a crossword puzzle where one of the answers was a three letter word that started with C and the clue was "ejaculate". (The answer was "CRY".)

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@RealFoxTrotFox @LeftwaffenWatch @bluefolf If being kind and empathetic makes one a freak, then baby, I'm the freakiest.

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@InfernoOmni @JavaCreates @MyUsernamesThis I wonder if this works with, say, drug dealers. "Sir, I believe my exact words were, if you give me some now, I COULD pay you after the first of the month."

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Donald Trump has spent more time in Stormy Daniels than he's ever spent in church, and he paid her more than he's ever paid in taxes.

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@averrage_joe @SpeakFreely55 But "deciding differently" isn't "accepting it as precedent".

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@unplugfitX There's video of Chauvin killing Floyd, though. Like, you can see it happen.

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@SaeedDiCaprio What woman would want to miss out on all this?

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@penisshitting "I will not be paying you" Ok well then I will not be doing the commission. 😉

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@AugustJPollak I'm hearing some people are having to do a CAPTCHA to unlock their account. Concerning.

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@JoeProton I can't think of a reason for this to exist. But I suppose I can't think of a reason for it NOT to exist either.

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@NotHoodlum How specifically do you sue the AG for New York, but in a Florida court?

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@crim_tweets_ I've been snorting 5 lines of cocaine a day for the last 20 years. If I was going to get addicted, wouldn't it have happened by now?

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@KamalaHarris It's frightening that the Supreme Court is refusing to enforce ... Supreme Court precedent.

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@C1985Bears @ShelbyKStewart Active shooter drill lesson #67 : If there's enough space under the desk for two students, make sure it's one boy and one girl. No gay stuff.

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@brclothwrites "I almost never have trouble controlling my explosive diarrhea."

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@FurryFollowing His sona is a serpent THIS IS BIBLICAL CANON.

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@StephenKing I don't own many books but I frequent the local library.

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@StephenAtHome "But Tom, I thought you wanted to spend more time with your family." Yeah ... and I did that.

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@CollapseTalkPod Elon might delete this tweet but he can't delete the post it note I just wrote on.

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@Nanode Hold on what are programmer socks and how do I get them?

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@GeorgeTakei "Well MY faith says if you won't ring it up then I can just walk out the door with it. 😉"

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@iStoleYoLighter @misseverywhereg @luhblix I don't know man. I tried shooting some people with culture but they didn't die.

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@laurenboebert Why am I not free to get a gay wedding website made?

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@partymarten @fernpubby

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If I offer to give you a ride, a simple "Thank you" will suffice. None of this "Why are you tying me up?" or "Let me out of the trunk" business.

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@Olubaks1 @ruthdorcas_xo @chemicalbrodar Quick question. When we inevitably come to the part of the active shooter drill where the students take turns with the wall phone to call their parents and say their goodbyes, how should they line up? Alphabetically? Boy-girl-boy-girl?

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@greens758 @mjs_DC "Forced Birth, Dirty Water, and Guns for All" -official GOP platform.

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@larryelder @elonmusk @Twitter It's almost like the government does more stuff than Twitter.

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@DogRightGirl "The entire world flourished"

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@RexiTheDragon Take him to the intersection of Fuck Around and Find Out.

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@PopularLiberal It's a shame that this case is being handled by one of the most biased, least qualified judges to ever disgrace the bench. Fortunately Trump has many other criminal cases pending. He'll go to jail one way or another.

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@BidensWins I was unemployed during the entirety of Trump's presidency but got a job in Feb. 2021.

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@BlueFolf Transphobia truly makes me sick. While I'm not trans myself, everyone deserves dignity, respect, and to be allowed to BE WHO THEY ARE in peace.

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@Mollyploofkins Unless the dog simultaneously pointed a gun at her and said "It's you or me", then no.

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@OrdinaryGamers There aren't many creators for whom I will commit to watching a nearly 4 hour video, but hbomberguy is one of them.

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@GeorgeTakei Advertisers are doing what Elon's dad should have done.

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@Crimson_Woof_ At the same time? 😳

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@GeorgeTakei In school I learned that a noun is a person, place, thing, or idea. The right is willing to blame literally ANY noun for gun violence ... except guns.

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@crim_tweets_ Then she said, "I'll stop you!" THEN she said, "This drink tastes funny."

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@DarkWebWarrior I don't see why Cruz shouldn't be allowed to pretend he's Asian. After all, he currently pretends he's a Senator.

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@JoeBiden I wish we lived in a world where there was never any reason for anyone to have an abortion ever. But we don't live in that world. We live in the real world. And in the real world, people should be able to make their own health care decisions.

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@RobAsmus1972 @GeorgeTakei Well if one of our law makers is breaking laws...

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@joncoopertweets I'm so sick of these investigations that go on for years and years and years. If you're going to charge him, do it before the sun goes down.

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@KathySchultheis @robreiner Biden got more votes though. Popular and electoral.

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@MeganAnnD Why? Just because we are, in fact, totally dependent on exactly 6 people for our rights? (Or lack thereof?)

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@MayoIsSpicyy Why ... why ... WHY has no one gone out there with the ground penetrating radar?

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@acnewsitics There's a church near where I live that actually DOES fly a pride flag! Go them!

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@KamalaHarris I've been fully vaccinated for two months now. But I tell you what, if/when Pfizer comes out with a booster, I'll be getting it ASAP.

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@72negawatts @SocDoneLeft Mmmm men.

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@TristanSnell Those WERE the good guys, though. They were very good. At standing around.

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@WhereTrueLoveIs Here's the thing. If you are AMAB, identify as a man, use he/him pronouns, and you want to wear a dress/skirt ... that's ok! You can do it!

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@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R Run the scan a second time. "Oopsie, now it WAS found."

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@OrwellNGoode Here's the thing, it's actually really easy to simply NOT rape people.

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@hankgreen You can break into the YouTube game if you try really hard, Hank! I believe in you!

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@NexpoYT @FacebookAIslop "If I was rich my birthday would be in September"

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@Sassafrass_84 @POTUS So if a woman is pregnant with a fetus with no skull, and will die without an abortion ... the solution is adoption?

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@jarredthegeek @TheVXTian @KivanBay "Anyone can scrape together $60." —a guy who pays money to a billionaire

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@TristanSnell People in this comment section don't understand what the blue checkmark is for. It's not a perk. It's to make sure the person tweeting really is who they say they are. It was a safety feature. But Elon has never understood that.

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@raggedydocs "We won the game. You get a prize, honey." I'm so here for it!

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@Bubblebathgirl @JoeBiden You paid money to the world's richest man for a checkmark. I don't know if we can trust your analysis of economic issues.

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@jarredthegeek @TheVXTian @KivanBay What if the abusing husband, as part of the abuse, told her she can't have any friends? It's not unimaginable.

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@eggnoggies @brosoulwatch

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SO MANY people saying they think 3² is 6. Just, how?

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@AdamKinzinger Trump: "Babies are being aborted after birth!" Jake and Dana: "Thank you sir." No, CNN did screw up.

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@ritzafranc @StephenKing Nothing on my skin, that's my new plan!

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@plasticmartyr I'm not trans but I am gay. I was gay when I was 5. But I didn't know I was gay, simply because I didn't know what that was. If I had understood such things, my life would be much different today. For the better.

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@StarDrolfie Oldie but a goodie: Yiff in hell, furfag!

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@hankgreen We have the technology to do away with undesirable traits like heterosexuality. (This is a facetious way of making the point that people in favor of eugenics might feel different if we started talking about getting rid of the things they are.)

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@annamlulis Hi! I'm a pro-choice Christian.

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@Zackdahellhound Furries put a ton of effort into the community having the appearance of being inclusive, welcoming, and inviting. But in reality, if you have under 1000 followers, don't even bother talking to someone with over 1000.

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@JoJoFromJerz "Liberty" didn't mean abortion when the 5th Amendment was written, therefore it doesn't mean that now. "Arms" didn't mean AR-15's when the 2nd Amendment was written. Therefore it doesn't mean that now. It can't mean that.

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@joncoopertweets I had a super mild case. I must be secretly Jewish.

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@TigerFolf Tell conservatives to cancel Jesus for being transfigured. (Matthew 17:1-2) They won't know what it means, because they won't have actually read the Bible. But it has "trans" in it.

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@CIIWoodworks @RBReich The Constitution may not use the word "abortion". But it does use the word "liberty". If you can't decide what to do with your own body, can you really be said to have liberty?

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@OapaKorgs No one in their right mind would believe that.

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@snayte3 @AmoneyResists @elonmusk @JoeBiden I once had a Wi-Fi router. The password for it was "password". I thought that was as insecure as anything could get. But then I found out about Elon Musk.

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@GregAbbott_TX I'm sure this Thursday the families of the Uvalde victims will gather 'round the table, join hands (except for that empty chair) and say a prayer of Thanksgiving: "It coulda been worse."

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@GuntherEagleman I'm a liberal fuck who already lives here. 😁

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@AbortionChat If something is attached to your insides by a cord and is entirely dependent on your blood supply, guess what? It's part of your body. 😉

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