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R.G. Ryan

@RGRyan777

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I write stuff. I record stuff. Living with my first wife on the coast of somewhere beautiful. Can sing a little. #WeSeeYouSanDiego #ChristoCentric

San Diego, California
Joined April 2021
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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1 year
I just want to remind someone that it’s never too late! There is no "sell by" date for writers. As you age you only grow in wisdom and experience. I started when I was 57. That was 32 books ago. No plans to ever stop. #WritingCommmunity #AuthorsOfTwitter
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Can I get a witness up in here?
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If you get this, you are my people
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1 month
Sorry, sorry, i’ll see myself out
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1 year
If you know what this is for, you are my people
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8 months
Truth!
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Well, I’m not sure why this model pickup needs a jellyfish launcher, but OK
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Some of you might get this
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Made me laugh
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Can I get a witness up in here?
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Facts!
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1 year
Last week a couple from NY visited our Tuesday evening dinner that we host for the homeless. Son had been missing for over a year and rumored to be living on the streets in San Diego. Showed his pic around to the guests. Someone knew him! A search was begun. Their son was found.
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See what happens when you forget to water your wind turbines?
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Some of you will get this 😂
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Please don’t Unfollow me😬
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Who the heck knew that squirrels could even drive?😳
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1 year
Saying goodbye to our little guy today. My daughter’s closest companion for 17 years through thick and thin. Ah Sinatra, we hardly knew ye.
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Some of you will get this😎
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Some of you will get it 😎
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They’ll never take me alive!!!
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Do you ever look down at your extremities – your hands, your forearms, your shins, etc. – and see an injury and realize you have absolutely no idea how you got it?
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#SawThis Facts!
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We’re doomed, aren’t we?
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Are you ever watching a movie, a streaming series or reading a book and think to yourself, “My God. How in the world did this ever get produced/published?”
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I have questions
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A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed,
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Wait, what?
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(Please don’t Unfollow me) 😬
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1 year
Well that escalated quickly
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1 year
PSA: Did you know that removing caffeine from your diet can remove over 60% of your will to live?
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10 months
Does it bother anyone else that only one guy made it back?😳
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Just gonna leave this here and see how long it takes you to get it
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1 year
I don’t know who needs to hear this… but you have clothes in the dryer. You’re welcome. 😎
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It’ll come to you 😎
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11 months
Today is the 53rd anniversary of my 21st birthday. I am not so very old, nor am I as old as I hope to become. Nearly older than I’ve ever been.
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1 year
Not gonna lie, I’ve been better. So many battles on so many fronts. I’m exhausted and fighting to keep despair at bay. Could use your kind thoughts.
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2 months
Went to Home Depot and was surprised to see that they are now providing special parking spots for fat guys who like to grill😎
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It’ll come to you
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Sitting here in Barnes and Noble waiting for my wife to get a pedicure and I’m trying to remember how long it has been since I have been inside a physical bookstore. I’m thinking years. How about you?
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Exactly! 🙄
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I probably laughed way too hard at this 😂
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6 months
Help settle a dispute. My wife and I both feel that the ideal sleeping temperature is around 60°F in the room (15.5C). My friend insists that it must be 68° to 70° (20C). What say ye?
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Trying out a new revenue stream
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I need to know what the heck was happening here
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Anybody remember what this is?
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So we took our puppy to the vet ER. Confirmed that it was indeed a snakebite. Gave him anti-venom and will keep him overnight. At this point the vet said there’s no way to know if he will survive.😔
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Pretty much
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You know how you get up in the morning and go into the kitchen, put water into the Keurig and insert your favorite French roast K cup, and then you walk away to do your necessaries, and then you come back to the smell of freshly brewed coffee filling the air…coffee that is ALL
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If you know what this is, we just may be compatible
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I joke around a lot about insomnia, but seriously, on a good night I will get six hours sleep. More often than not. It’s between 4 1/2 and 5 hours. How about you?
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So yesterday this guy— who I am quite certain, was merely seeking a way of stirring things up and driving traffic to his account— said, “If you don’t have an outline before you start writing, you are not a writer. You are just an opportunist pretending to be a writer.” If this
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#WritingCommunity When was the last time you actually walked into a theater to see a film? Me? I haven't been since before lockdown. Going to the movies used to be such an integral part of life for my wife and I (first date was a movie), but for some reason the romance is gone.
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Deleted scene from the 1955 cult classic, “Tarantula.” 😎
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1 year
2 cans of Raid and one broken fly swatter later I finally realized that this is a hair clip. And how is your Monday?😎
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So, I got a message from someone recently pointedly asking why I hadn’t followed them back. I said, “It’s because of your profile.” The first two lines of this individual’s bio read like a litany of hate and anger directed toward anyone who didn’t think or believe the way they
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My mom, Opal Francis. An Ozark mountain maiden, who loved Clark Gable. The family immigrated to California in 1939 settling in Hollister. Then, after World War II, feeling like there was something more to be gotten out of life, she moved to New York City by herself. Went to
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It took me a long while, but I finally did it.
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Stuff you probably don’t know about me: R.G. Ryan is my pen name. My family, part of the Ashkenazim of Southern Germany, immigrated to the US in 1861, settling in Long Island. Of the family who stayed behind, several were imprisoned by the Nazis at Dachau and Auschwitz. I was
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Sorry. Sorry. I will show myself out.
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Always makes me laugh
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About 7:30 PM last evening I walked around the end of our house and hit my head on a low beam. It knocked me senseless to the ground. My wife had to help me up and I spent all night dizzy and nauseous. Pretty sure I was concussed. Starting to feel a bit better now, but it taught
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I’m taking this parrot back to the pet store. All it does is sit there. Won’t eat. Won’t drink. Won’t talk. I want my money back!
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Uhhh…wait, what?
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Uhhh…😳
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A recent post regarding the need to find common ground with other humans generated a visit from a hateful troll who informed me that there is no common ground to be had and that I am "phenomenally stupid" to believe otherwise. So, after sending said troll to Twitter never-never
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Just wanted to jump on here for a minute and say something to the #WritingCommunity . Statistically, it has been proven that fully 97% of everyone who begins writing a book never completes the process. That means that out of every 1000 people who start, only 30 will finish. My
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I have questions
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1 year
Never kill a dog in your story. Never! #WritingCommunity
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How one-eyed Sally got her name
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1 year
This just in…Mac now supports windows. You’re welcome 😎
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7 months
Okay, so why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent. Please don’t unfollow me.😬
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#SawThis Truth!
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Had my first date with this beauty 54 years ago today. Happy Valentines Day, ma cherie amor ❤️
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Came real close to canceling my plans for the rest of the day just so I could follow this guy around to see what happened🤔
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Fascinating, isn't it, that on Twitter we are all just a collection of pixels and binary code. And yet, we're friends. Do you ever wonder if you'd like your Twitter friends if you met in person?
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