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@OVECHKlN

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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
4 years
but she caught me on the counter !⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱 saw me banging on the sofa !⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱 i even had her in the shower !⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
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finally a tweet from an actual eagle
@Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles
8 months
HFDCEOHWJD:IOSHCFO:DSWHFHFHOU:DWIDASWLASQW"OPSW)_DQJ
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
7 months
me trying to remix mr. brightside and the sopranos theme song
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
2 months
them winning was an international tragedy but this photo goes so insanely hard
@NHL
NHL
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A year ago today, Vegas' heart grew. 💛 #StanleyCup (📸: @AP_Images )
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
1 year
you know keep it simple, get some pucks deep and take it one shift at a time
@vidsthatgohard
vids that go hard
1 year
WYD in this situation🧐
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
2 years
torts and deangelo after one period of preseason hockey
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
7 months
the lore of this goal is insane with gretzky as the opposing coach and matthews in the audience
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
1 year
nhl players getting into a scrum with fanatics jerseys on
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
1 year
panthers want to eliminate baptist health next
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
3 years
[dude gets stabbed] dude: please call 911 hockey man: no you should've kept your head up bud, first lesson
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
3 years
nhl buyout season
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
3 years
"so this is called a multi-goal lead, what it means is--"
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
4 years
i'm annoyed that the character limit made me leave out "she even caught me on camera"
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
5 years
The Office intro, but with the Washington Capitals
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
1 month
6ft7 dude with Satan Jr on the back of his jersey is the future of hockey enforcers
@sammisilber
Sammi Silber 🏒
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Miroslav Satan Jr. is a 6-foot-7 center. Good pick
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
9 months
so close, that's his front 👍
@NHL
NHL
9 months
Jack's back. 😈
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
4 years
this video on ovechkin's celebrations by the nhl is incredible
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
3 years
panthers management hearing people clapping for their team in the next suite
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
4 years
in just one year, pat maroon has turned into florida man
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
3 years
coyotes new arena looks nice
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
3 years
this is connor mcdavid if he went 2nd overall
@cjzero
CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable
3 years
That's a look
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
3 years
me leaving the outdoor rink after 5 minutes because i fired all the pucks over the boards and can't find them in the snow
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
3 years
need more HONEST and HARDWORKING goals like this back in the game
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
5 years
look at our extremely wholesome boi
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
2 months
the nhl should be funding this
@CultureCrave
Culture Crave 🍿
2 months
Scientists say they're close to a breakthrough drug that can regenerate human teeth 🦷 • Successful in animal trials • Human trials start in a few months • Aim is for commercial availability by 2030
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
1 month
incredible
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@Capitals
Washington Capitals
1 month
M😯😯D
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
1 month
some of these words are in the bible
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@CapitalsPR
CapitalsPR
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Satan, son of 14-year NHL veteran Miroslav Satan, tallied 30 points (14g, 16a) in 26 games with HC Slovan Bratislava (SVK-JR) in 2023-24. The 6’7”, 190-pound forward also represented Slovakia at the 2024 Under-18 World Championship, collecting four assists in seven games.
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
4 years
world juniors, with the same concept but it's for retired players and it's called the world seniors
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
5 years
Ben Bishop could catch Thor's hammer
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
3 months
the search for the new maple leafs coach is over
@PopBase
Pop Base
3 months
Hailey and Justin Bieber are expecting their first child together.
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
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every team has one fear this season, to be the first one to lose to the sharks
@Sportsnet
Sportsnet
9 months
CANUCKS MAKE IT 10-0‼️
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
3 months
i think either stars, rangers, panthers or oilers could win it all
@soIoucity
Tony X
3 months
who we got?
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
3 years
laine after being benched by tortorella in his 4th game
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
7 years
OTT: so we get Duchene COL: ok NASH: and we get Turris OTT: sure *NASH and OTT leave* COL: wait a minute
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
4 months
if nhl wants to make real money, they'll make ovi and mackinnon swap diets for a week and film it
@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
4 months
"still going strong at 38 years old, how does he do it?"
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@OVECHKlN
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tired: stanley cup playoffs logo on the ice wired: my chemical romance concert in august ad on the ice
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
6 years
pulled mr. goalies brightside 🤜🏻🤛🏻 coming out of my cage
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
4 years
*blue jackets force a game 7* "AND THE JACKETS ARE BRINGING THE SERIES BACK TO FLAVORTOWN"
@thehill
The Hill
4 years
Thousands sign petition to rename Columbus, Ohio "Flavortown" to honor Guy Fieri instead of Christopher Columbus
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
9 months
maybe it's just that i've been more focused on it recently but skates do indeed go high a lot
@Capitals
Washington Capitals
9 months
a boone hit
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
2 years
hockey fans be like "i don't even like f1" and then go watch CAR play against VAN??
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
1 year
three staal brothers have hit the eastern conference finals
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
7 months
them
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@SEllisHockey
Steven Ellis
7 months
So... who does Chicago send to the all-star game?
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
1 year
don't call yourself a capitals fan if you don't know who this is
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
5 months
good motto for nhl free agency
@abbygov
abby govindan
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that emotionally unavailable 33 year old man will not save you
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
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the combine was really tough on celebrini
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former wild card spot haver
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
2 years
the colorado hockey team going through this series like some sort of force of nature, maybe a rapid flow of snow down a slope, such as a hill or mountain.
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former wild card spot haver
5 years
hockey twitter when don cherry gets fired
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
4 months
what happens when you offer a metro team the wildcard spot
@historyinmemes
Historic Vids
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What happens when you throw a brick in washing machine.
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former wild card spot haver
4 years
1st ot should be 5v5 2nd ot should be 4v4 3rd ot should be 3v3 4th ot should be 2v2 5th ot should be the head coaches in a try not to laugh challenge
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
3 years
the nhl was actually paused because they needed more time to look for mat barzal
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
9 months
he's not wrong, the nhl probably made a billion just milking these two pictures for a decade.
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@theScoreNHL
theScore NHL
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Ovechkin reflects on career with Crosby: 'We saved the league'
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
6 months
rookie lap outdoors followed by fighting matt martin on your first shift is the most insane way anyone has started their nhl career
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
5 years
when the team's 4th line gets a goal
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
2 years
one of those "i'm not a robot" captcha tests but your task is to watch an nhl goal and determine if there was goalie interference
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
3 years
jim matheson, an empath, sensing leon draisaitl is being pissy
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former wild card spot haver
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@adater
Adrian Dater
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Cale Makar: "For me, it was a little lucky to be honest. Their D, whoever their name was, he overcommitted a little on me"
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
2 years
what's up nhl fans, kevin weekes reporting here from all the goalies alex ovechkin has scored on
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@PR_NHL
NHL Public Relations
2 years
Somebody had to allow goal No. 800, and it was a familiar face! Do you see your favorite netminder? Petr Mrazek is one of 165 goaltenders @ovi8 has scored against, which marks the third-highest total by a player in NHL history. #NHLStats : #Gr800
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
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i thought he joined nashville
@PierreVLeBrun
Pierre LeBrun
1 month
Steven Stamkos joining us now on TSN
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
1 year
watching the nhl playoffs 🤝 drunk at the zoo man these panthers are something special
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
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kevin weekes with a picture of the white house and the 👀 emoji
@markyarm
Mark Yarm
17 days
If Biden drops out, which outlet do you think will break the news?
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
3 years
coincidence?
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@redford
patrick
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What is a piece of writing, on the internet (i.e. not a book), that you return to or at least consider foundational?
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former wild card spot haver
4 years
lmfao
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former wild card spot haver
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nhl scouts when a skilled draft eligible prospect is under 6' 0"
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
2 years
the ice looks like shit
@Capitals
Washington Capitals
2 years
We’re headed back outside! #StadiumSeries | #ALLCAPS
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
3 years
they even got dom from the athletic at 4c
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former wild card spot haver
5 years
what ryan callahan saw when brad marchand came up to him in the 2018 playoffs
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
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me when it's time to sleep after a long day
@NHLBlackhawks
Chicago Blackhawks
5 months
OH MY BEDSY
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
3 years
columbus vs anaheim seems like the most random beef in the league
@BradyTrett
Brady Trettenero
3 years
John Gibson takes his W against Columbus and waves them goodbye
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
3 years
dougie hamilton seeing canes throw 6 million for a guy just for a joke
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
10 months
just hoping they'll score more goals than that
@Sportsnet
Sportsnet
10 months
32 teams, 1 goal. 🏆 Who's winning it all this season? #NHLFaceOff
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former wild card spot haver
2 years
let's rock
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
3 years
in canada if you name your kid connor, the chances of them turning into generational hockey players go up at least 40%.
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@Left_Wing_Lock
Left Wing Lock
4 months
Michael Bunting (PIT - L): Plans to play in tonight's game despite being suspected of leaving Saturday's game with diarrhea. #LetsGoPens
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former wild card spot haver
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he's 2 years old and already flips the puck on the blade like it's nothing??
@NoVa_Caps
NoVa Caps
4 years
No days off for Sergei Ovechkin. Draft days is coming... #ALLCAPS #Capitals (📷 @Nastyashubskya )
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former wild card spot haver
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nhl all-star skills competition event where the player has to give an interview without using "yeah", "you know", "uhh" or "obviously"
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former wild card spot haver
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some nhl employee running to gary bettman while he's in a meeting or something like "mr. commissioner, they're fucking at the panthers game"
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former wild card spot haver
2 years
you can't tell me this picture didn't curse the whole thing
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
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prepared for everything
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
2 years
good dog
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former wild card spot haver
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Ovechkin showing up to the same spot on every powerplay and still scoring
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former wild card spot haver
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skinner no playoffs streak vs perry finals loss streak
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@frank_seravalli
Frank Seravalli
1 month
Sources say #Oilers are landing forward Jeff Skinner.
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photo of all the goal scorers for the oilers so far in these playoffs
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former wild card spot haver
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ovechkin be like "i know a spot" and takes you to the top of the circle and stands there for 2 minutes
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
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truly hope bieber has another post like this in store for saturday
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former wild card spot haver
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winnipeg jets could use a goal scorer like patrik laine for example
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@OVECHKlN
former wild card spot haver
2 years
reject modernity, embrace the goalie sitting on his net tradition
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"insiders" when a bot beat them by 4 months
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@bot_nhl
NHL Rumor Bot
2 years
@That_Mike_Guy27 Johnny Gaudreau has signed with the Columbus Blue Jackets.
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i can't believe we went through all this bullshit
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@NHL
NHL
8 months
CONNOR vs. CONNOR 😤 Don't miss Connor McDavid and Connor Bedard facing off for the first time tonight at 10p ET on @espn and @TVASports !
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former wild card spot haver
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zdeno chara in the caps locker room
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@veryharryhill
Harry Hill
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I’m so serious when I say the president of the United States should be 45 years old and HOT AS FUCK
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former wild card spot haver
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a cube artemi panarin 🤝 lives in new york, costs 11.7M
@artnet
Artnet
3 years
New in NYC: A cube made from $11.7 million worth of solid gold is sitting in Central Park—and has its own security detail:
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this is definitely what he wanted to say
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@njdivas
😺
7 months
I’D BE PISSEDDDDDOFMGJFJFH
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@domluszczyszyn
dom 📈
2 years
Stanley Cup odds after Game 3
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former wild card spot haver
3 years
"the north division" was a 6 month sociological study conducted by the nhl
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former wild card spot haver
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@NBCSportsHockey
NBC Sports Hockey
3 years
What's the most unforgettable hockey moment of the last 20 years? 🤔 #StanleyCup
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pov: you're trying to enter a bar and evgeny kuznetsov is the bouncer
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babcock checking an employee's phone to see if he's really fired
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