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@njdivas
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7 months
McLeod and Foote have been removed from the Devils roster on the NHL app
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@njdivas
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Women’s hockey players are so cool like they are not only professional athletes but they’ve also given birth & have PhD’s in neurosurgery & a Masters in aerospace engineering just for fun while men’s hockey players barely made it to college with a 2.1 GPA & majored in business
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@njdivas
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“Hahahaha the Devils have affordable tickets that middle to lower class people can afford hahahaha loserssssss! I pay $300 to sit in the rafters at MSG. I bet you’re jealous!”
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Cheapest Ticket was 10$ 💀
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@njdivas
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8 months
Cutter Gauthier showed up, got drafted, gaslit everyone, won gold, said fuck Philly, and dipped to sunny California. Rockstar shit
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@njdivas
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6 months
William Nylander
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Who tf is this ???!?!???
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Jack Eichel was stripped of his captaincy, wasn’t allowed to get career saving surgery, got traded to Vegas with the chance that he’d never fully recover, is constantly spit on by his old fanbase, and just recorded 3 assists to win the Stanley Cup.
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@njdivas
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Ovechkin watching the ice crew repair the ice
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11 months
Yes I think the amount the NHL is marketing Bedard compared to past first overall picks is because they want to distract from the whole SA situation and paint the picture of Chicago being a good fun team to watch rather than one that is rotten to the core but idk
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@njdivas
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The fact that Meier scored a hatty in his first full game at RW is further evidence that Lindy is a war criminal
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OHHH MY GOD
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1 year
No matter how hard you try you’ll never be as loved as an NHL 4th liner is by girls on the internet
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Luke Hughes walking into practice tomorrow
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6 months
You know you’re in the trenches when your opps feel bad
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Devils gotta change something man, no team this talented should be this ass
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1 year
Gasly after he walks over to the Ferrari garage to confront Sainz
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2 months
OPEN THE FUCKING DOORS @NJDevils
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@njdivas
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2 years
PATRICK KANE’S NEW YORK RANGERS DEBUT: • 0 goals 🔥 • 0 assists 💯 • 0 hits 😈 • 2 giveaways 🥶 • 4 SOG 😳 • 2 goals against 🤯 Elite stuff from the GOAT 🐐‼️
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This man is truly the heart and soul of this team. Since day 1 he’s struggled through long years of rebuilding and is now the captain of a franchise that is rekindling the dynasty it once had. Nobody cares more than him and nobody deserves this more than him.
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@njdivas
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4 months
Worst tradition in hockey let them beat the shit out of each other
@Canes
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Always a battle, @NYRangers 🤝
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1 year
I’m gonna puke
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@njdivas
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I’m in tears over this 😭😭😭
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@njdivas
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8 months
Genuinely in tears.
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I’D BE PISSEDDDDDOFMGJFJFH
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10 months
Jack Hughes when he found out the Devils play the Rangers tomorrow
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1 year
Hughes loses one tooth and now he thinks he’s an enforcer
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1 year
This team. 😭
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Matt Rempe
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@whosaidshutout
keya (in need of hugs) 🏒💔
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explain barbieheimer in hockey terms
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Jack saying he was raised to accept and support the LGBTQ+ community is so beautiful thank you Ellen and Jim for all that you have done for society
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4 months
Timo Meier and Jack Hughes next season after getting bionic shoulders
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@njdivas
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7 months
Rangers fans are under the Devils statement laughing. A very serious matter and they’re using it to crack jokes and troll. This is beyond a rivalry. Scumbags
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@njdivas
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2 years
Quinn Hughes as the captain of an NHL team would be so funny because to me he seems like the most introverted non-confrontational person ever
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8 months
I love the crowds reaction 😭😭😭
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5 months
Imagine this season was a total fluke and we win the Stanley Cup next year LMFAOOOO
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1 year
Imagine this season was a total fluke and we’re a bottom 10 team again next year LMFAOOOO
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11 months
��Referring to the team you root for as ‘we’ is weird” ermmmm no it’s not because I’m literally first line center? 😭
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8 months
What rookie defenseman has any business in doing something like this????? He just said fuck it and decided to cosplay McDavid for 10 seconds. That twine has never been more tickled
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SOMEBODY SEDATE MEEEEEE
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LINDY RUFF IS GONE!!!!
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@LegendofSteph
steph (#1 hägg stan)
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why is it always devils players that people always fake date? why is no one trying to fake date a flyer? do we need to up our swag? our pretty-boy-ness? what are the flyers lacking?
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#NJDevils | #StadiumSeries : Woke Up This Morning
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This is the saddest picture I’ve seen in my life.
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1 year
“Matthew Tkachuk is homophobic I can just feel it” he is quite frankly the Panthers biggest pride advocate LOL
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2 months
How about stick handling or shooting pucks next
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Video of Matt Rempe’s fight training with Georges Laraque 😳🥊 (via @bmyhres )
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Remember when the Devils celebrated the 20th anniversary of the 2003 cup and they showed the montage on the Jumbotron and the only player giving his full undivided attention to it was Nico. Lol remember guys haha remember 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Nico Hischier when he sees a Hughes
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I FNA TBRETAHE
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Holding back tears man this was peak Devils
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😭😭😭
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A father and his son 😭❤️
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#NJDevils Erik Haula said Jack Hughes was one of his first texts when he got the deal done.
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@njdivas
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7 years ago today the Devils chose Nico Hischier first overall in the 2017 NHL draft and if you don’t like him you can go fuck yourself
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6 months
He can hold this tho 💋
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@Mikenorm72
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@Singsy24 NHL Veteran 😂😂 MacDermid couldn’t hold Rempe’s jock. No one cares what he has to say.
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My biggest contribution to society was taking these pics
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CINEMA.
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@njdivas
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Could this announcer be any fucking worse
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And if you kick every girl with emotional problems out of the country, then who’s going to support you, NHL fourth liners???
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Rempe just got waffled and he’s still taunting the crowd 😭 CTE is a bad business
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The significance of Amanda’s tweet about Nico being the most disappointed and angry she has ever seen him and the fact that she’s been there since his first NHL game…
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You ugly bald bitches wish you were this charismatic and handsome
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@fuckeveryword
fuck every word
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fuck ruff
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Eye bags gone cheeks rosy dimples present hair shiny teeth glowing eyes twinkling we are so back
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Me when Jack Hughes scores a goal
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Jesper Bratt when he got the call that he has to leave Mexico to go to Toronto for the All Star Game
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A pair of uncles and their nephew
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HAULA LMFAOOOO
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Enjoy Jesper Bratt praising Nico Hischier for a minute straight
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2 years
Realistically if there are approximately 650 players in the NHL, there are like statistically speaking AT LEAST 10 that are not straight
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Devils fans’ off season training
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If you’re over 18 you really shouldn’t be thirsting over players from the draft. Those are freshly 18 year olds AND 17 year olds. Literal high schoolers. Fuck booktok for rotting your brains and making you think that being 30 and finding an 18 year old cute is normal.
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@njdivas
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5 years ago today the Devils chose Jack Hughes as their first overall pick in the 2019 draft. The rest is history (and yet to come!)
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There’s another angle
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300 career points while wearing the Black and the Red. Hundreds of more to come. The Captain.
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I can’t breathe he really dgaf
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When he pulls up in this tomorrow then what
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I would’ve started licking the glass but that’s just me
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HES A FUCKING PUSSY MAN⁉️
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Nico on his way to hug Jack after he scored in OT
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Luke Hughes coming back from what seemed like a serious injury to win it in overtime
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It’s intoxicated. Hope this helps!
@86devilz
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whatever this genre of jack is… i love it
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THE TOWELS
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Someone give Nico Hischier a gun
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Stop tearing my family apart you bald headed freak
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Can we do this again please
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Ruff when he sees Holtz make one (1) minor mistake that he can use as an excuse to bench him
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“Team USA has zero class!!!” says the people who are threatening to r @pe a players gf in his instagram comments
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Nico and his wag
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Okay now send them back
@NHLJets
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They’re heeeeeeeere 👀
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Nico on the Devils coaching staff during his 2022 exit interview btw…
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Happy October 19th to the smartest thing I’ve ever done (get an October 19 jersey and have Nico, Jack, and Dawson sign it because it’s the date all 3 of them scored their first NHL goals)
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Thanksgiving dinner at the Hughes condo is going to be tense after this
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😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Cannot wait to see Jack and Luke in the crowd at Vancouver’s playoff games like Brady Tkachuk last year
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HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!
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Us: the Devils suck, we aren’t winning this game Timo Meier:
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Meier owns this man’s head I’m crying
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Whoops I didn’t mean to tweet this
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Me walking into the Prudential Center tomorrow to watch the Devils get eliminated
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SHUT UPPPPP
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