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@OAFE

8 years

Just a few hours until things go to hell, so reminder:

OAFEnet

@OAFE

8 years

We're a bunch of straight white dudes. If you're not one of those things and you need what little help we could provide, let us know.

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Remember when someone discovered facial recognition cameras couldn't see through Juggalo makeup, then Facebook had a fun "see what you'd look like with Juggalo makeup" thing, and then facial recognition cameras could suddenly see through Juggalo makeup?

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bad news about that AI anime art generator

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@JerkPup Oh, 100%! It's always minorly fun to look at the chart and see what it would be, but never post the results!

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@SeanWhitmore @didgeridougrou A million monkeys at a million typewriters. #BlurstOfTimes

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@sakurafire1 Agreed. This is just a question of "don't make their job easier for them."

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5 years

Yeah, they don't own that character. That's how intellectual property works.

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Joker Is a Film Marvel Studios Could Never Make, Says Todd Phillips

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@Eve6 That means Zuckerberg has both 1) a wife and 2) a friend, which is more than Elon can claim.

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They may be hacked, but when was the last time ANYBODY talked about @BurgerKing this much?

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@stewpidmove @TigerDaz_ @leyawn Right, like they said: human life

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@freemmatt @ellievhall @Zeddary Guessing Aunt Peggy's condition involves some chronic constipation, because she just straight up DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT! 🤣

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9 years

Gerard Way's pretty good at Guitar Hero! http://t.co/cyjLHMqV8c

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@stangorama @briangaar Really going out on a lhim with that one!

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@LukeB_MTB @qikipedia It's the postage fees that get you. Should have ordered a pack of lightbulbs or something too, gotten up to the free shipping level.

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@KafeiAizawa @TerribleMaps That's honestly the terrible map we were expecting to see.

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@kentrmoore "Quick, name two things that never happened!"

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1 year

That's funny, I thought there was no way to track streaming numbers?

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Thank you to the best fans in the galaxy. #Ahsoka draws 14 million views for first episode. Read more:

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@GeorgiaShenk @clhubes "Also, very few people had ever been there, which he found especially important for some reason. Like, to a degree that's worrisome the more you think about it."

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@supermo0 @Suribot Like every single character is a perfect reaction image in every panel.

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@CBR Weird, because he's usually so well-informed and progressive. Who could have predicted?

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7 years

As we say goodbye to Adam West, we'd like to thank @NECA_TOYS for giving us a toy that does him justice.

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@JANETHO77837216 @leyawn Your opinion is incorrect. The guy was a coward who saw a chance to play like he was a big man, protecting the crowd from a jacket thrown on the ground.

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2 years

@nick_mcco @tinybaby Dr. Oz is the "it's Morbin time" of politics.

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@KristinChirico @Monty_Pla Reminded of the story of a woman in a writer's room for (I forget what show) who had to convince the male staff a character could come home and take their bra off without removing their shirt and flashing the camera/audience. Guess none of them had sisters or friends?

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@FGC_Crow No, it doesn't care about your selfie, but it does need to be trained on directly comparing faces with and without certain features, and a selfie is a good, simple starting point. Once it can reliably match those, its data can be turned to things that are less staged.

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4 years

In case you needed more proof @NECA_TOYS are awesome fun:

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4 years

Who could have ever predicted that acquiescing to the loudest, most entitled people would have had future negative consequences?

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. @WarnerMedia 's tweets in support of #StopAsianHate are flooded with replies from Justice League fans demanding the company #RestoreTheSnyderVerse .

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@CBR Folks, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but... Stan Lee passed away. I'm sorry you hadn't heard that until now. I guess since you're a comicbook site, everyone just assumed you'd already heard, and so never told you.

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2 years

@BrettPransky @petrockette @wwbein @NathanCHubbard "How do I let everyone know I'm the main character in this grocery store?"

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3 years

I am BEGGING headline writers to learn that the phrase "edges out" cannot be truncated this way!

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9 years

Hey, it's My Chemical Romance's Gerard Way! http://t.co/VUc3GAYLes

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@ChrisWarcraft In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only 100% humidity.

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@Patrickkerby58 @BenjaminPDixon If I saw someone complaining about Nazis my first instinct wouldn't be to run to the comments and say "he's talking about me!," but then, I'm not a Nazi.

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1 year

@JManthrow @BLACKMESSlAH As long as the smoke never leaves the inside of your body, go for it.

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1 year

@7freespeech @keithboykin That's what happens when you're rich and famous and guilty of committing crimes.

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@CBR It is entirely moral to pirate and save any shows you want. Every time.

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2 years

You see those words? "Polyvinyl chloride"? In case using the full name makes it bounce off your brain, dihydrogen monoxide style, that's PVC. You know, the bendy plastic. So imagine police exploding a cloud of it at you, then telling you it was safe to breathe.

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@dave_schilling @HalleKiefer @monicaheisey Worst Doors song ever.

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6 years

@MayorOfTV Overheard in a bookstore: Woman 1: "Wow, Bibles are so expensive!" Woman 2: "Why don't you just steal one from church?"

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1 year

Theydies and the gentlethems, your "free speech absolutist":

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@Eve6

1 year

Thinnest skinned guy in showbiz

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Reminder that from now on, "Nolan-esque" means "made less money than Sonic the Hedgehog."

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@CBR

4 years

S #ynchronic Trailer Takes Anthony Mackie on a Mind-Bending, Nolan-Esque Sci-Fi Trip

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@jamesborr85 ...you DO realize that no one looks favorably on what the US did in those situations, right? Like, the firebombing of Dresden and dropping the atomic bomb in Japan are recognized as unquestionably BAD things?

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@TexasPoonTappa_ @CBR You know the difference between "being wrong" and "lying"? It's whether you knew what you said was incorrect when you said it. So you might have been wrong this time, but next time you'll definitely be lying.

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@the_Willard

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"What did Rowling do/say that's transphobic?" is virtually always a bad faith question from people looking to justify or excuse either their own transphobia but, in case anyone wants an answer, may I present the following incomplete list:

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@pastelnoivern @SlamsFist @femderman Saw someone once call it "blackout poetry."

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5 years

@wayneradiotv The Power Rangers banished him to a dumpster on the moon.

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@AllTheClovers @iBlewupthemoon Frank somehow never sees Ryuk, always looking the wrong direction or being distracted by something. Nordberg accidentally touches the Death Note while leaning on Frank's desk, and can't stop seeing Ryuk constantly.

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@BronzeAgeFox (Psst! It was a Civil War holiday, but only to honor the Union soldiers, not the ones who committed treason. Just a heads up.) (Also, a project only being half-racist doesn't mean that half magically isn't still racist.)

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7 years

Hey @Marvel : you gonna let Cloverfield steal all your thunder? Put Infinity War on Netflix tonight, show 'em who's the boss.

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4 years

@qikipedia How can you post this WITHOUT a picture of them colliding! We demand comedy crashes!

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5 years

@catincomicsans @WholesomeMeme Bad? Not at all: it means you get to learn about new people! Mr, Rogers and Steve Irwin.

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6 years

As Toy R Us' discounts get deeper, here's a reminder: There's nothing stopping you from buying things for Toys For Tots now and saving them until winter.

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@THEKarlaPacheco @kthorjensen I, too, went to school in America.

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1 year

This is the #ReleasetheSnyderCut of action figures.

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Windows are Back for Black Series!! - thanks to @BanthaSkullcom for the heads up! #hasbro #blackseries #starwarsblackseries #starwars

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@WakeSheriff Wow, that's crazy, how come the story doesn't say who shot him it feels like that would be an important piece of information.

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5 years

@arturaposa11 @RussianMemesLtd Because no matter what language we speak, some human experiences are simply universal. We are all brothers and sisters of the burnt legs.

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6 years

@qikipedia Can we get some RGB values for these? Pantone swatches? Anything. The world must see Sad New Color!

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6 years

@garywho @qikipedia "I'm Monk Seal, and this is the nose eel challenge. *snort* I challenge my friends Monk Seal, Monk Seal, Monk Seal, and Terry."

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TMNT! #ToyFair2017

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@qikipedia "Damn, girl, I know I could get a $25 fine for saying this, but that's worth it because you are 'THIRTY dollars' FINE."

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@CBR "Local company cuts off own nose to spite face."

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6 years

In the words of @JimSterling , investors aren't happy making "a lot" of money, they're only happy if they make "all" the money, and will invariably ruin good companies in pursuit of that unattainable end.

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Thought?

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@JustinB17306656 @spoopydavid @halomancer1 If your opinion mattered, you wouldn't have eight numbers after your name.

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@CBR Wow, sounds like they should have kept the movies people wanted to see and taken the tax write-off on this one instead.

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7 years

Best new term? Best new term. #klansplaining

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@Urdelbrinkhay

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@JuliusGoat Whole lotta klansplaining going on out there.

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@BlockedBloc @HumanistReport I mean, I'd be making excuses too if I were the type of person to pose for photos with a sex trafficker.

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7 years

Science Explains Why Chocolate Ice Cream Is More Popular Than Eating Gravel Off The Ground

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Science Explains Why Marvel Films Are Outperforming DC’s

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@LouisWoodhill @the_Willard You, alone, are not "the vast majority," my dude. Most people just want trans folks to be left alone to live their lives, same as they want for themselves.

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Every company: *gets the Mortal Kombat license* Every company: *makes Scorpion, Sub-Zero, one or two other figures* Every company: *stops*

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@dylanc78 No, weird is pretending that you don't understand the simple point being made just to score some bluecheck points.

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5 years

So basically, EVERYBODY does TMNT better than Playmates.

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Here they are! The @super7store #TMNT Ultimates! More information coming soon! Stay tuned for my interview! @ThePowerCon

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Weird, it's almost like the Post Office was sabotaged in an effort to rig the election and no thought was given to what that would mean literally only one month later.

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USPS ‘gridlocked’ as historic crush of holiday packages sparks delays

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6 years

@qikipedia In the words of #SNL , "That'll really show them! "...that they were right to break up with you."

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@LyokoGem @GaukerTimothy @Leavittman1 @Defunctland @Zacc_Ccaz You wouldn't know them, they go to a different space-school.

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2 years

The "Leopards Eating People's Faces" guy was the most succinct political commentator of our time.

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“We have never really understood. We were told there was an exception.”

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GI Joe/Transformers fans, go now! http://t.co/oS5F3vIt6I

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The Michael Bay version of Transformers lasted longer than the Confederacy did.

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The Confederacy is a failed nation-state that lasting a total of five years. The Transformers toy franchise started in 1984 and is going 30+ years later. There's more legit history in the Autobot insignia than Confederate paraphernalia. Get rid of those statues and roll out!

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@IzzyHaynes1 @dvanw6 @tuffluffjimmy @peannlui @clientsfh They're going to have to add another line at the bottom, "Explaining the joke to Dvan, only Dvan. 10,000eur"

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5 years

Petition to have "movie not in production yet gets slight rewrite" join the ranks of "working actor not opposed to paycheck" in the annals of "this isn't news."

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Guardians of the Galaxy 3 Script to Likely Receive Another Pass

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@josh_conniff @EbiePipeOrgan @geriellen @StabbyLaLa @jake_wilkins @JeffLoveness Gosh dang it, did ANYBODY have a good 2016? Or was it just terrible for all of us everywhere?

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@dittobooty @ayyy_vuh The message is clear: student debt loan officers are not trans allies.

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@qikipedia UB40 tried to warn us.

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@TimHaldorsson @BernieSanders China exploiting its workers doesn't mean anyone else has to.

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GOATEE ON NEMESIS UNICRONUS

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Imagine being raised on GI Joe, Transformers, Captain Planet, the A-Team, etc., and still not being smart enough to recognize a blatant villain when he appears.

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Thank Christ CBR was on the case, finding the secret, unrevealed link between a movie and the direct sequel to that movie.

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@CBR

6 years

The Link Between Avengers: Age of Ultron & Infinity War Revealed?

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@qikipedia

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@OAFE @kfc

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@CBR Guess it's not a surprise anymore, way to go.

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@qikipedia This is why you're not allowed into the zoo any longer.

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@CBR Barrelling ahead with a movie nobody wanted and a star no one will trust? Don't worry, Kang has that covered.

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@dilemmv Funny, they used to have PLENTY of money to pay for black people.

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@markus_cali @HumanistReport A "real term" as opposed to... all those terms we found just lying around in nature? Growing on the term tree and waiting to be harvested by hardworking term farmers?

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@blitziod @leyawn Like the fact that a guy decided to kill a man because he felt he had the right to? That kind of fact?

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@jbbeverley @TPostMillennial @CitizenFreePres Big brave words from a dude scared enough to hide his blue checkmark.

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