My manager just said he didn’t care about the halftime show cause Usher hasn’t been relevant for 20 years. I replied “that’s how you know it’s two Americas" and just walked away
My kid just climbed in my bed, snuggled me and asked how I was feeling. When I said “I’m good baby, why’d you ask” he said “I just wanted to check on you like you always check on me”
🥹🥹🥹
Joe Biden’s justice department is sending a 69 year old grandma with breast cancer to prison for 60 days for trespassing and entering the Capitol on January 6th. Shameful.
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And then when I called to have him apologize for having her do some crazy shit like that, she scolded me and immediately called his father asking why he ratted him out😭
When I was 14 and went from a size 7 to a 12 fairly quickly, my Granny told me if she had my “big ole pretty legs” she’d wear shorts everyday. Instantly boosted my confidence and made me feel less uncomfortable in my body. 🥹🫶🏾
My kid lost another tooth last week but I forgot to put some money under his pillow. He didn’t say anything about it so I thought I was off the hook.
This morning he came to me and said “mom, did you speak with the tooth fairy about my money yet?”😩😭😭
While I was pregnant I learned you should read to your kid at least 30 minutes a day. And when they’re really young it’s so easy cuz you can just read whatever you’re reading to them! When they’re older & start requesting their favs is when it gets like this
My kid’s grandmother just sent a text asking me to see if he wants pancakes this morning and if so, to make sure I drop him off on time so he can eat and digest his food before school
The most annoying thing about changing brakes is pushing the piston back so the caliper can fit over the new brake pads. Mini C-clamp helps but it’s annoying to have to do.
ima always “back in my days!” concert tickets hard because back in my days, shit was how it was *supposed* to be. you didn’t have to sell your right kidney to see your favorite artist. you rarely had to feel anxious or frustrated purchasing tickets.
My kid is very excited today is the last day of school because he has big plans for the summer which include making a time machine and a rollercoaster😂
You have to ask,
-if they���re married
-if they are in a relationship
-if someone believes that they’re in a relationship with them
-if they have a child
- if they have one on the way
- Who they live with