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janelle

@queefermadness

4 years

Sometimes the fart goes from my asshole directly into my vagina

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janelle

@queefermadness

4 years

My friend broke quarantine to have sex and got covid 😩🤣

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janelle

@queefermadness

2 years

getting cheated on > suggesting polyamory

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janelle

@queefermadness

5 years

Do boob guys without MAGA/Kenny Powers vibes still exist? My ass is fine, some would even said big, but the boobs steal the show and I’m tired of being told “I’m not really a boob guy” by soft boy creatives with no muscle mass.

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janelle

@queefermadness

5 years

Do LA guys like FAT girls with SAGGY tits and BAD personalities???? ASKING FOR MYSELF!!!!!!

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janelle

@queefermadness

5 years

Aren’t you dead?

Joan Rivers

@Joan_Rivers

5 years

Hey Covid-19!! Pick a finger!!

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janelle

@queefermadness

4 years

@margaritaevna95 Liu’s is more realistically rendered but with pretty bad light logic & color. Van Gogh’s demonstrates a better understanding of space, light, color plus a clearer sense of time of day. Skill doesn’t end at how realistic something is rendered. It’s ok that you can’t see that tho❤️

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janelle

@queefermadness

5 years

@mitchysuch Please do not disrespect white culture like this

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janelle

@queefermadness

3 years

@lunch_enjoyer Just in a silly goofy mood 🤪

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janelle

@queefermadness

4 years

Name a place in LA worse than Tribal Cafe in Echo Park, I’ll wait...

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janelle

@queefermadness

4 years

Normalize 👏 being 👏 a 👏 chubby 👏 lazy 👏 piece 👏 of 👏 shit 👏 loser 👏 stoner 👏

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janelle

@queefermadness

6 years

Driving in LA is like: 🏚 | 🚖 || 🚍 | ______________ 🏚 | 🚘 || 🚴‍♂️ | | Do you | 🏚 | 🚔 || 🚍 | | have | 🏚 | 🚴‍♀️ || 🚖 | | Chlamydia? | 🏚 | 🚍 || 🚔 | |——————|

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janelle

@queefermadness

2 years

Love bombing works on me just in case anyone wants to try!!!!!!

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janelle

@queefermadness

5 years

I wonder what would happen if you put a dildo in the cupboard from Indian in the Cupboard

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janelle

@queefermadness

1 year

@ZeroSuitCamus Remembering how PISSED everyone was when that one album got automatically added to everyones iTunes library for free

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janelle

@queefermadness

3 years

Every time Aziz Ansari is brought up I can’t help but imagine him whining about not getting sex in that little voice of his.

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janelle

@queefermadness

4 years

My sister might be hotter and skinnier than me but I’m in a happy, committed relationship and she’s getting caught on her neighbor’s ring running into the street after her sorta boyfriend screaming and crying “I fucking love you”

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janelle

@queefermadness

3 years

Manifesting that Robert Pattinson has a chubby brunette fetish and also we meet in a casual social situation. He notices me from across the room but I don’t notice him. Intrigued, he approaches. “Ohh you’re the guy from Twilight? I think I’ve heard of it..” 5 yrs later, we marry.

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janelle

@queefermadness

4 years

no you won’t be “fighting” in the “civil war” you can’t even tell that lady you were actually the next in line

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janelle

@queefermadness

4 years

I GOT IN TO HARVARD LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤯😭🙏

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janelle

@queefermadness

4 years

The older I get the more I understand how much protection children need. I always thought my childhood trauma was the exception but damn... nope... just so many evil people in the world. Especially for teenage girls. Just insane. Blows my mind how bad life can be for kids.

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janelle

@queefermadness

4 years

Remember how mad people were about the free U2 album

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janelle

@queefermadness

3 years

Peeing into a towel next to my bed because I’m too lazy to go to the bathroom

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janelle

@queefermadness

2 years

Please don’t post your beautiful happy families this weekend. It’s insensitive to those of us who can’t go home cause I owe my mom $300 and am afraid she’ll bring it up.

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janelle

@queefermadness

4 years

Can’t decide if I want to get back on antidepressants, or devote my life to diet and exercise, or get a life coach, or move to New York, or go to therapy, or kill myself 🤔

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janelle

@queefermadness

4 years

Everyone talks about the school to prison pipeline but no one talks about the three vodkas to doggy style back at my place pipeline

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janelle

@queefermadness

3 years

If K is the new coke why am I still doing meth?

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janelle

@queefermadness

4 years

Yeah, I have a BFA 😏 Big Fucking Areolas

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janelle

@queefermadness

4 years

@mag_pie28 CREDIT ME!!!!!!!!

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janelle

@queefermadness

4 years

Bad people are right some times. Good people are wrong sometimes. All people do fucked up shit. Everyone is capable of everything. Moral hierarchy is a myth. Maybe there’s no such thing as a bad person or good person. All people deserve access to food, water, shelter, happiness.

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janelle

@queefermadness

4 years

Every day I log on, tweet about my butthole, and lose 2-6 of the followers I gained when my LA video went viral...

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janelle

@queefermadness

4 years

Moved to LA to follow my dreams of spending $1300 a month to smoke weed in a 400 square foot studio and squander every opportunity that comes my way

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janelle

@queefermadness

4 years

5’1” 150lbs Big titties Fat belly Good artist Ok at blowjobs Bad at cardio Broke Funny Big ass Diarrhea all the time Hemorrhoids

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janelle

@queefermadness

2 years

@DojaCat Pay my student loans

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janelle

@queefermadness

4 years

Just me, myself, the three guys I send nudes to, the guy I’m obsessed with who isn’t interested, and I

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janelle

@queefermadness

5 years

Cum? On my face?? In THIS economy??!!

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janelle

@queefermadness

3 years

Who wants to see my titties

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janelle

@queefermadness

3 years

The boomer urge to say “I don’t care if you’re black, white, yellow, or purple”

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janelle

@queefermadness

4 years

I like LA because no one expects you to be deep or smart. No one even cares about you. You can just be like, “Yeah I thought Inception was really good” and no one even gives a shit, they probably agree!

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janelle

@queefermadness

4 years

I’m not dumb I just grew up in Southern California

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janelle

@queefermadness

4 years

What if Trump and Biden both died before November lol

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janelle

@queefermadness

3 years

I miss when tiktok was just some random dude without an arm going viral for not having an arm. Now everyone is like, trying to “teach” me something. Bitch I’m here to gawk and giggle, not learn to identify early signs of narcissism.

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janelle

@queefermadness

2 years

I got bigger titties and an even more racist family im @coming for you Sydney sweeney

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janelle

@queefermadness

5 years

@MayorOfLA @LACityParks Rent freeze

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janelle

@queefermadness

3 years

@lunch_enjoyer Ok so dress like Willy wonka then I do not see a problem

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