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Rory Schweinfurter

@RorySchweinfur1

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I'm a 66 year old retired taxi driver from California I'm into music movies cannabis comedy and cooking. I like parody and trivia games. Laugher is life.

Martinez, CA
Joined January 2023
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@JuicyMomx How about skinny dipping in a hot tub
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@Glamorousws2 I may not use all the right words. But believe me I am a cunning linguist
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@Rivershedge @BigCrafterTv @InternetH0F No one knows what getting old is like until you're experiencing it
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@BaddCompani AND IT NEEDS TO BE TELEVISED LIVE ACROSS THE PLANET. It's to important to be restricted to second hand coverage. And why isn't it happening already? Is that rule saying it can't be televised real or is it in a memo somewhere?
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@Glamorousws2 Hot enough. No doubt But unless you're over 55 you're too young My favorite musician is Jimmy Buffett. How do you feel about his music?
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@KatherineKsz Don't ruin a friendship over sex
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@PowerMommy2 I'll go downtown with you in a flash and stay for the rest of the night
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@amandawaif You're hot enough for me
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@KatherineKsz @RoseRossyxz How do you feel about kinky
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@Nsh_Allie Good morning
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@girlnextdoor17x What a money shot that was
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@GilfSingle9 What does pubic hair and parsley have in common? You push them both to the side, And keep on eating.
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@Nsh_Allie Lady Long Legs
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@caitlin_HotS2 But you're not older than me. I'm rocking a big 65
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@WilsonCami84291 Yes you can. I'm still waiting for you to get back to me. And see as what we have in common
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@MarlenaMarieLuv I gave up coffee years ago. And tea is okay But.....
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@momsnextdoorx I'm 65 and looking for a lady with similar life experiences
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@Glamorousws2 You're a smoking hot G'ma
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@bluertwo The definition of wisdom is knowing what to say. And when to keep your mouth shut
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@YourFavori31 Where do you live?
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@AmiraKbackup2 It'd be more fun to go commando
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@CamGirls2x You got it going on
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For anyone BBQing this weekend. Try my tri tip marinade recipe. It's a guaranteed crowd pleaser. The Red Beans and Rice makes a great side dish
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Are there any Navy vets who spent time in the. P.I.s that remember MOJO
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@WilsonCami84291 Just my type
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@Sparzito_ The ones I made today are. I made a pizza that I put a 1/2oz of weed in the crust and weed and shroom infused sauce. And a pile of cheeses and pepperoni. Baked it for 25 minutes and been baked for over 12 hours and still going strong
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@YourFavori31 But do you like kitty's and ganja too?
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@EkatarineS94675 So hot. You should be in a cloud of steam
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@EmillyMiaDivorc Hi from California
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@mirellawilliss You look ripe enough for me to peel and eat
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@KatiePhang @GravityWhimsy And anything you say can AND will be held against you in a court of law.
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@grandma_natural I like the patch of pubic hair
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@realmom2s Where do you live?
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@BonerMaterial2 Got it bad. Got it bad. Got it bad. I'm hot for teacher
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@hotyoungmom23 I quit drinking coffee But I'd love to have some sweet tea or hot chocolate with you
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@SexyManager99x I like miniature golf Does that count?
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@AmiraKbackup2 I'll say hi I like your music. Me I'm a PARROTTHEAD if you know what that is Let's chat
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Sometimes I'll put a couple under my hips for when she goes rodeo
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@amandalaura1976 But abroad the rules are topless
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@dwiemann23 Except that women don't want honesty. Unless it's what they want to hear.
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@MariaA2480 @Abby_Velazq I can't sleep if I have anything on at all. And been like that for over 40 years
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@stnrcreations I only smoke real weed and eat it in garlic butter blended with shrooms
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@GOPisComplicit @tedcruz He announced his candidatcy as soon as he took his "oath " In 2017
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This is the only bling I've ever worn
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@HotWivesClub7 I don't think you are old enough for me
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@RoseRossyxz Where are you I'm in California
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@Sparzito_ Easily I learned a long time ago that you can only get so high. And smoking more after that is just wasting your weed. And you're just smoking to be smoking. And it's not a contest. At least it's not to me.
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The best part is how it tilts her pelvis up and allows me to use my tongue from taint to clit and back again over and over as she holds my face against her as she moans in ecstasy
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I'm a 65 year old ParrottHead who's new to Twitter Are there any 60 plus ladies that are into Jimmy Buffett like me
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@Odyne_LaFee That sounds like the first line of a letter to Penthouse Forum
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@AlyssaMoomyy @EvaMoomyy Hi. You're in the right age range for me at 65
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@YourFavori31 Rock On G'ma
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@ErmaFord95947 I like miniature golf Does that count?
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@robhardyjr @JoJoFromJerz Just watch George Carlin's view on politics. He said it then What we're seeing now. Lock, Stock and Barrel
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Anybody BBQing for the 4th should try this award winning. Tri Tip Marinade and cooking directions. For a sure winner at any party. It's also great on chicken and pork too
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I need to put a couple pillows under her hips every time for the same reasons you just explained via @refinery29
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@princes_grandma Where do you want to go?
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@Jennyjacksonbb I like TGiFs Tequila and Grapefruit juice. Or rum and cokes
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@Wanda0x @Saragameri Hi there. I'm Rory and I'm a 65 year old retired taxi driver. And I'm tired of dealing with women 30+ years younger than me. So at 61 you're in my comfort zone
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@properpeachclub I'm a guy who makes passes at girls who wears glasses
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@WilsonCami84291 @RoseRossyxz That's what I keep saying
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@amandalaura1976 Yes you are
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@CamGirls2x And I make passes at ladies who wear glasses
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My parrot. Viva
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@Gone18Wild What do pubic hair and parsley have in common? You push them both to the side and keep on eating
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@BellaRamaTV And my aloha's too
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@Brunasxy_ It's number one on my list.
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@clarencebodd And I lost my shirt again
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My favorite hot weather meal Peanut butter and banana on toast
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@PatriotGal480 @VanchieriJr @OmarRiverosays Find some other band that wants you to use their music. And honor the wishes of the Petty family.
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@clarencebodd Has anybody seen where I left my shirt
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@truth_finder40 @GeorgeTakei Maybe he'll finally talk his way into a jail cell
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Part of my hat collection
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Because of my pinch hitter this bag will last me way over a week. Smoking all day every day. How long would it last for you?
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@RoseRossyxz I'm 65. If we much in common, maybe. But the first step is where do you live? I'm in northern California.
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@DatingWife No id want to see you in panties and an aloha shirt
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The shadow knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men
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@amandalaura1976 I saw on your profile that you live in L.A. what part? I used to live and work in the south bay.
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@amandalaura1976 I'd rather have the pie Hair pie that is
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@MissSamanthaD1 A fellow Zcorpion I'm 11/20/57
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@TojaBeth @Mollyploofkins I can't watch anymore because causes there's tears streaming down my face now too
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I like watching my smoke dancing through the sunbeams
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