“watching you top is like watching a teenager have sex, but watching you bottom is like watching porn”
never in my life have i been so flattered and so offended in the same breath
i’m finally just packing up whatever will fit in my car and moving across the country next week and i could urgently use some help paying for the expenses of that
if u can help me flee the south either by donating or sharing, it would mean the world to me ♥
venmo: @/anchorite
sometimes my gf will leave me on read for a bit and then text me abt smthn totally different, or will listen to me talk and not rlly react before changing topics
and then a few days later she’ll be like “i’ve been thinking a lot abt what u were saying the other day…” 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰