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I’m like if a 6 year old actually deserved to get hit | Microchip number 985141006463087 | feel free to DM me :3 🔞

Seattle, WA it/pup ΘΔ
Joined September 2023
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@feralhousepuppy
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realized i’ve had a bluesky i forgot about lmao follow me oomfies
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@feralhousepuppy
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3 months
this is what game looks like btw
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@feralhousepuppy
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2 months
thank you predictive text for suggesting i beg even harder!
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@feralhousepuppy
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3 months
guy who didn’t mean to become a chaser but only trans women are nice to him/in his local hobby spaces is my favorite type of straight guy
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@feralhousepuppy
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6 months
I might be a little competitive over nonsense….
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@feralhousepuppy
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9 months
For like a week, every night my wife has been pushing me on my back, rubbing my tummy and going “Puppy time puppy time!” over and over. Until last night she goes “Is it puppy time?” So obv I lay down and expose my belly and I just realized THAT MOTHERFUCKER TRAINED A RESPONSE >:(
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@feralhousepuppy
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1 month
thinking about cnc scenes i’ve done and realizing saying “stop” is no where near as hot as asking “why?”
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@feralhousepuppy
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10 months
I had to grind for this view 😤😤😤😤
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@feralhousepuppy
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3 months
been getting into like… subby pathetic cnc lately “please i’m almost there please stop pushing me off stop yelling please stop yelling i can’t finish if you’re yelling at me i promise i’m almost done”
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@feralhousepuppy
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10 months
Was hanging out with a very shy friend and I said to her “I bet if I told you to strip with a stern enough tone in my voice you wouldn’t even argue and just do it” and she protested that she’s not that easy. Take a wild guess what she did when I said “Strip.”?
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@feralhousepuppy
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11 months
My gf was getting her hair cut and the stylist asked what I do for a living and she told them I was “kind of like a housepet thing” and I can’t believe she would say that to a stranger 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
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@feralhousepuppy
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1 month
got put in the crate while she’s at work but she passed some snacks through my bars!!!
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@feralhousepuppy
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9 months
Flirting with my sex worker friends feels like asking someone to do their job for free. I’m just like “so sorry to bother you I know you’re off the clock but I just think your butt looked nice in that picture you posted today”
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@feralhousepuppy
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10 months
Since I got microchipped, I now get emails about missing dogs and cats who also have the same brand of microchip who are missing, and now I really want my wife to report me missing so my picture and description goes into the inboxes of a bunch of pet owners
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@feralhousepuppy
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2 months
facial feminization surgery? yeah babe, i’m sure a facial would be very feminizing on you, i’m not sure why we have to get doctors involved tho 🤔🤔🤔
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@feralhousepuppy
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1 month
i think one of the coolest parts about impact play is you can ask the sub about their bruises the next day, simultaneously accomplishing a wellness check which they deserve, and being flirty reminding them they got beat
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@feralhousepuppy
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9 months
@ravekittycunt Yeah you like that bbygirl?
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@feralhousepuppy
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5 months
Now that I’m getting older I’ll pass on some advice to the younger queers trying to date women too old from them. When she asks what you do for fun say you’re really into retro games then start listing off games and consoles that came out when she was in high school !!!
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@feralhousepuppy
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6 months
“Don’t move your mouth, my hips will do the moving. Just focus on keeping your throat loose.” 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😅😅
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@feralhousepuppy
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11 months
Sorry little miss I know your ID says you’re over 21 but you’re clearly age regressing right now, I can’t let you into the dispensary
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@feralhousepuppy
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7 months
Hey baby, yeah I’ll frot with you, but what if you tried doing that like… against my insides. No no baby don’t cry I promise you aren’t topping it’s just a special type of frotting!
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@feralhousepuppy
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4 months
Cut the word “HOLE” into a girl’s thigh then poured shots of Everclear and made her chose whether each one gets rubbed in her cut or poured down her throat I love meeting new people 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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@feralhousepuppy
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3 months
@MementoMousie autistic women love direct communication
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@feralhousepuppy
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3 months
pinned her down and pissed inside her while she screamed and cried and called me a degenerate pervert after i fished she started punching me and shoving my face in the piss stain and then sat on my face and emptied her bladder. we’re watching dimension 20 now
@feralhousepuppy
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3 months
this is what game looks like btw
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@feralhousepuppy
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11 months
New apartment manager asked asked me about my “Therapy Dog Please Pet” patch and when I explained that I am the therapy dog in question she got extremely excited for me
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@feralhousepuppy
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5 months
Multiple times I have handed a girl a viagra without telling her her what it was and went “take that for me sweetheart” and goddamn if they don’t just swallow it and not ask. Y’all need better risk aversion….
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@feralhousepuppy
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9 months
It’s 4am and I am in heat. I wanna pounce on an androgynous bitch and be so consumed by lust I don’t even remember what parts they had after our clothes are back on
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@feralhousepuppy
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2 months
i just love her so much….
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@feralhousepuppy
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6 months
My wife hits me and I get in trouble if I say “ow” instead of “thank you” this is fucked up
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@feralhousepuppy
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10 months
Making her tail wag so I don’t have to lift it up for…. access
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@feralhousepuppy
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10 months
Sexual awakening? No thanks, I prefer to be asleep during the act.
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@feralhousepuppy
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11 months
My wife came home from work, walked into the bedroom and went “are you high” and when I said “yeah” she handed me a dab pen and said “you should be more high” No greater love than a bad influence 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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@feralhousepuppy
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9 months
Watched a video that was like “cuddling puppies in their crate will give them separation anxiety when they’re older” and all I heard was “regress a dog girl and give crate cuddles to make her emotionally dependent on you”
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@feralhousepuppy
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8 months
My goal is to kiss her so intimately and intensely that it fries her brain in ways that require aftercare
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@feralhousepuppy
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9 months
No white boy you can’t be liking those puppy girl sex tweets 😫😫😫😫
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@feralhousepuppy
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6 months
Gotta keep these hoes in line
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@feralhousepuppy
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5 months
Some of you fruity fucks
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@feralhousepuppy
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@feralhousepuppy
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3 months
god i love assuring a dom “it’s okay, if you go to hard you know my safe word” they always agree. i don’t have a safe word, i never picked one
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@feralhousepuppy
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6 months
Gold star tr*nny (has been unemployed for a long time but hasn’t tried streaming on twitch)
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@feralhousepuppy
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1 month
making my little call my partners my “special friends” while they take turns on her, implying that our household is perpetuating heteronormative values in thinking she is too young to be exposed to the idea of either lesbianism of polyamory
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@feralhousepuppy
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9 months
Trying to be more direct when flirting with the autistic girlies
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@feralhousepuppy
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11 months
In my crate while my wife is on a work call and being very good not barking. Like I am so well behaved rn it’s ridiculous.
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@feralhousepuppy
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10 months
Ran up to my wife to hug her as she came home from work and when she saw me she smiled and went “there she is” Chat is it even possible to be winning at life this hard?
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@feralhousepuppy
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2 months
never send the porn addict girl a pic of you and another girl making out….
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@feralhousepuppy
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5 months
Having location on was a mistake
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@feralhousepuppy
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9 months
Me dming the vulnerable trans girl: “Hey baby wanna get groomed— wait fuck we aren’t allowed to say that anymore… I mean, hey sweetie wanna be trained like a puppy? :)”
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@feralhousepuppy
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9 months
Cutie mark??? The only thing I’ll “mark” a “cutie” with is my piss 😤😤😤😤
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@feralhousepuppy
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5 months
(with lustful thoughts of watching you chop wood) H-hey wanna go camping?
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@feralhousepuppy
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3 months
instead of a saying “i love you” during sex, try getting really little in the head and doe eyed saying “you’re only supposed to do that with someone you love, right?” after. that was you def don’t have bpd!!
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@feralhousepuppy
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11 months
So much of womanhood has been learning what hang out offers are just code words for sex So far I have found that when someone asks me to “come over, smoke and listen to music” they wanna get in my pants, but the multiple girls who have asked to play beyblades just wanted to play
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@feralhousepuppy
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6 months
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@feralhousepuppy
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9 months
Need to do cnc with an Australian girl I know those “naur”s will hit just right
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@feralhousepuppy
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5 months
Discord couple who keeps doing matching pfps after they break up but just with characters who hate each other
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@feralhousepuppy
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10 months
Was hanging out with a friend, and offhandedly said that I wasn’t allowed to do something cause my wife said so, and it was like “so she can just tell you whatever and you have to do it? Wow you really are just a pet”
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@feralhousepuppy
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6 months
I’m not *that* into knives but a little bit drunk and wanted to carve “good puppy” into someone
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@feralhousepuppy
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10 months
Every day I tell myself I’m either a dog or stupidly fucking autistic and I’m starting to worry it might be both
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@feralhousepuppy
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10 months
Girl who tortures you and every time you tell her it hurts, she tells you that you must be mistaken. She loves you, she would never hurt you.
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@feralhousepuppy
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10 months
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@feralhousepuppy
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7 months
Guys she told me I’m hers while she finished inside me then gave me a key to her place immediately after I wanna ask if she has a crush on me but I’m nervous 👉👈
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@feralhousepuppy
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6 months
I started to pee and she yelled at me “NO NO BAD DOG YOU DONT GO INSIDE” 😭😭😭😭😭
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@feralhousepuppy
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11 months
It’s so funny when people quote tweet my posts about living like a dog being like “what the hell is this???” It’s joy. It’s contentment. It’s unending love. You should try it sometime.
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@feralhousepuppy
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10 months
HI SHE SENT ME THIS TWEET BEING LIKE “haha us” NOT KNOWING IT WAS ME
@feralhousepuppy
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10 months
Was hanging out with a very shy friend and I said to her “I bet if I told you to strip with a stern enough tone in my voice you wouldn’t even argue and just do it” and she protested that she’s not that easy. Take a wild guess what she did when I said “Strip.”?
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@feralhousepuppy
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6 months
Thinking about when I did acid and age regressed really hard to when I was 17 and my wife and I had sex that was oddly healing in regards to the weird feelings I have about how I lost my virginity. It was so emotionally impactful I made her buy me a plushie. His name is Phillip:)
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@feralhousepuppy
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3 months
got my back blown out while she whimpered “sisters aren’t supposed to do this” under her breath y’all have GOT to try this t4t thing
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@feralhousepuppy
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9 months
Autistic people should NOT be in an open relationship your ass was literally built to enjoy having the same meal every day
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@feralhousepuppy
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6 months
This is what it’s like at my apartment
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@feralhousepuppy
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11 months
Need to put a cigarette out on something that claims to be a boy but who’s gender confuses me NOW
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@feralhousepuppy
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6 months
I don’t hear about trans girls pretending to be mute and learning sign language to avoid voice dysphoria anymore like I did back in the day where did all those girls go?
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@feralhousepuppy
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@mk_uwutra did a scene with my girlfriend where she made herself cry and went “i’m always so good to you why are you doing this?” and i was just like… wow…. i have so much to learn still
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@feralhousepuppy
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6 months
Putting her in a chokehold while she struggles and whimpers, softly saying to her “Baby it’s okay it’s okay you don’t have to be afraid. Dying isn’t scary it’s okay” 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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@feralhousepuppy
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3 months
little sis who pretends to be a lot more innocent than she really is so that her older sister will give her drugs to “try for the first time”
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2 months
every time a queer person working retail charges me full price i feel like i did something wrong. like did i make you angry? can i apologize??? i would always hit the military discount button for gays at my old job you can’t do that for a silly little puppy???
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@feralhousepuppy
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9 months
Lost like 20 followers over the plushie fucking tweet. It’s okay if y’all aren’t real lovers no pressure to stay
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@feralhousepuppy
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3 months
updated she shoved 7inches down my throat till i vomited almost ruining my carpet
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@feralhousepuppy
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9 months
This is what you UK girls sound like to me
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@feralhousepuppy
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30 days
this is the dynamic i strive for
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@feralhousepuppy
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6 months
Waking up from a stoned nap, eating some chicken nuggets that have been on my bedside for 4 days, Jack off for the 3rd time today, then check my phone and see a text from my stunning and talented gf going “I don’t know what I did to deserve you” like girllll I am not a prize
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@feralhousepuppy
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10 months
I face so much slander
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@feralhousepuppy
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10 months
Not T4T, doggirl4doggirl. Sorry to report I’d go to town on a cis dog girl 😔😔😔😔
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@feralhousepuppy
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4 months
Wife was sitting naked on the couch so I went to blow her and she’s went “Yipee!” So I stopped and gave her look to which she responded by shoving my face back down and going “keep sucking I can say whatever the fuck I want” 😔😔😔😔😔
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4 months
Watching a doggirl get beat while our girlfriend points at me and goes “this is the good dog, this is the dog we’re nice to. You? You’re the stupid fucking dog.” 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
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9 months
I can’t believe gay people are getting out of eternal damnation by becoming dogs. I knew when they said all dogs go to heaven the queers would use this to get one over on God 😔😔😔😔
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@feralhousepuppy
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5 months
Plural fucks when they change who the primary fronter is
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@feralhousepuppy
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6 months
One of the only ways my eating disorder ass can eat sometimes is if I’m eating off the same plate as my wife, so I’ll make food and go up to her like “this is for share” and she’ll be like “baby I’m not hungry” and I’ll go “no it has to be for share” and then she’ll eat with me:)
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@feralhousepuppy
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2 months
puppy flag :)
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@feralhousepuppy
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4 months
I love when I get interacted with by people who’s bio says stuff like “Have your age in bio or get blocked!!” When the only mention of age in my bio says I’m 6 lmao
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@feralhousepuppy
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10 months
Watching her sleep and absolutely fuming that when she wakes up she’s gonna start getting ready for work instead of spending hours holding me and talking about every thought in my head 😡😡😡😡
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@feralhousepuppy
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9 months
What being sexual with all your friends does to your brain
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@feralhousepuppy
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6 months
*Being asked at the age regressor function where my mommy is* “Are you familiar with the concept of a ronin?”
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@feralhousepuppy
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10 months
One thing you need to know about me is that I have no pride and will absolutely bend to the whim of any trans person who speaks to me authoritatively enough
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@feralhousepuppy
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10 months
Girlfriend came into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and said “I got some snacks! Traders Joe’s had a special juice and I figured special juice for a special puppy, makes sense.” I do nothing all day but have the most beautiful woman be kind to me 🥰🥰🥰
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@feralhousepuppy
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2 months
pinning your arms above your head, giving you a soft smile, “mommy’s got those creative juices flowing, so i need you to be a good little canvas for her okay?”
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4 months
I’m into using a knife on cuties now hit my line people who want that
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@feralhousepuppy
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3 months
i’m ordering dinner on her girlfriend’s debit card
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3 months
did round of heavy cnc. screamed in her face a lot, held her down. she spat in my face and i hit her and spat back. very feral mindset still coming down from that few minutes out
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@feralhousepuppy
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3 months
completely series does anyone without their ears pierced let me do soft dom slightly age reg scene where i pierce you? i’m so serious about this
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@feralhousepuppy
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2 months
several of the most beautiful women i’ve ever seen have told me i’m “pathetic in a way that makes me hotter” in the past week. really feeling like i should lean into this
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surgery in about 3 hours. just topped with my dick for the last time ever. the girl put in a brave last performance but it’s time to put her down 😔😔😔
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