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@NotariesNEastGA

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You are addressing the Notary Publics of Northeast Georgia Association, the greatest organization of lawmakers on Earth. Show some gosh dang respect.

Gainesville, GA
Joined August 2023
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@NotariesNEastGA
Notary Publics of Northeast Georgia (Alpha Male)
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🚨URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT🚨 This account is now called Notary Publics of Northeast Georgia (Alpha Male). No ifs, ands, or buts. To all who demand an apology: GET. BENT.
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Joe Biden HAD THE GALL to mention Lincoln Riley, but never mentioned the baseball blackout problem caused by the Diamond Sports Group deep state. He failed to condemn the escalation of the Big 10 conference alliance. I know a candidate who would.
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A reminder that this isn't Coach's first battle with Cake's campaign account.
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We truly live in the oldest and greatest country on Earth
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@jakesjoints1 Your grandfather escaped to Argentina (gut feeling)
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Just kicked a notary out of the association for Door Dashing Olive Garden
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@Fearghail_ @3YearLetterman @AFMoish Yours hung in Nuremberg Prison
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Coach @3YearLetterman , what will your presidential cabinet look like? President: Coach VP: Uncle Gary Attorney General: Cousin Brad
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@gebr71 @3YearLetterman @DeionSanders What Coach says goes, Joel Biden.
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@3YearLetterman @VivekGRamaswamy Vivek Rippedastanky has notarized zero documents.
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It was the most intense night ever. But after verifying every ballot through Cousin Shane's secure dial up connection and McAfee scanning his floppy drive at least 13 times to verify that there was no malware or fake ballots on his copy of Showgirls, 🚨 LORD MAPLE LEAF WINS🚨
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@lott_rik @3YearLetterman @Jeremy_MacKenzi Angle, the waterbed you financed is leaking
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@beefcaketg1 @3YearLetterman @r_e_v_e_r_b @TCLThread The more you argue the more the APR on your waterbed goes up, Beaver.
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@3YearLetterman Lord Maple Leaf and it's not close. Olbermann was a side dish.
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There's absolutely nothing wrong with wearing cleats to a job interview
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Germaphobe sounds like a real lovely individual - maybe he's friends with Lord Maple Leaf. I wonder how he'd handle an Oklahoma drill in the parking lot while being chased by Coach's @2013Taurus
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@3YearLetterman Minnesotans
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@3YearLetterman The fact that Deandre hopped in your DMs gives him the edge imo. Baiting a DM from a celebrity is an instant championship ring
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@DjJnnyAppleSeed @3YearLetterman @BarackObama @JoeBiden You've never had the legendary burden of filling up a Ford Taurus
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@3YearLetterman @littlecaesars @JohnFetterman @realScottyPimp @LegendAlphaMale I never thought I'd see the day that true conservative sheilas like Brigitte Gabriel would go woke. I'm shaking with rage.
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Waterbed financiers are clambering to get in @3YearLetterman NLIS invitational.
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@DonaldLovelette @TurdMcDirk @3YearLetterman @taylorswift13 Coach doesn't vote. An hour in the weight room is worth more than a second in the voting booth.
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@krmarks99 @3YearLetterman @Phil_Lewis_ Federal prison is for people arrested by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. While Derick is outranked by the FBI because he's a cop and cops must be arrested by their superiors, he can be arrested by his fellow police in emergencies. Therefore, he's going to state prison.
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@3YearLetterman @calm16a2 Imagine Nick and Angela on the same debate stage before November, Coach. Would be the most important election since Gerald Ford, or greatest living president, was elected.
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@3YearLetterman The Jason exchange is funnier. The organization officially endorses Jason Brown in this matchup
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@NoPronouns @3YearLetterman @realstewpeters Ben Franklin, our first and greatest president.
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@3YearLetterman @CommunityNotes Notaries are the ones to notarize community notes because we're the most reliable arbiter of justice. Just ask cousin Shane about the last time a cop tried to pull him over for having a blue and red siren on his car while one of our members was riding with him. @BailforShane
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@hollymorano @3YearLetterman @NickAdamsinUSA @taylorswift13 @tayswiftdotcom @VP44 @HawleyMO @runnersworld @ashleesimpson @Shoneys @Whitesnake Imagine thinking that Coach cares about politics 🤣 politics hasn't been relevant since our greatest living president Gerald Ford has been in office
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@HoushLia @3YearLetterman @KingJames And zero notarized documents
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Not since famous Alpha Male of the Week @3YearLetterman has followed me have I ever felt more Alpha. It's as if the energy from the roar of a million alpha males is coursing through my veins. @NickAdamsinUSA
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Lord Maple Leaf should be running away with this - I can't believe it. Again: Keith Olbermann was a side dish to the Maple Leaf main course. Vote Maple Leaf.
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Who wins?
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BYU has zero SEC championships
@DrFrankTurek
Frank Turek
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What would you say if a Mormon knocked on your door?
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@75otingocni @3YearLetterman @TheNotoriousMMA Ireland hasn't been relevant since Apple forced that U2 album "Songs of Idiots" or whatever on our phones. That was just a year after Auburn had a good football team, so we're talking a lonnnnng time, Reginald.
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I call dibs on being the Notary of the Republic
@BurtMaclin_FBI
Burt Macklin
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@NFLGimpy @3YearLetterman That’s because he just wants a position in the Letterman/Gary administration. I already called dibs on FBI Director.
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The Southern Baptists of Texas untagged themselves. Very disrespectful.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨: Senator Mitch McConnell, the Senate Majority Leader and next in the presidential line of succession, has announced his impeachment (Latin for “resignation”) from the US Senate at the end of the year. As Senate Majority Leader for the last 3 decades, Senator
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I am strong. I am elite. I am skilled. I am rich. I am fast. I am diligent. I am envied. I am dangerous. I am intelligent. I am wise. I am trusted I am alpha. I am humble. I am THE LAW. I AM A LICENSED NOTARY PUBLIC.
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@3YearLetterman Looks like we have another entry to put in the NLIS invitational. David Simon's resume is definitely tournament level.
@3YearLetterman
Three Year Letterman
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David Simon is going through some things right now. @elonmusk could you double check on him trying to block me? It appears he’s struggling
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"Christmas With Coach Letterman" would be the greatest holiday special in television history if anyone at @netflix wanted to save their streaming service
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@Ludactv @3YearLetterman @NoContextBrits Bragging about the war of 1812 is like bragging about making the NIT and losing
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@notscottmasters @3YearLetterman @elonmusk There's never too many hits to the head. Coach tells his players to always lower their helmets.
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One Shining Moment for Prime Minister Poutine. It's so beautiful 🥺
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Tell me you've never panned for gold in Dahlonega without telling me
@FurDimgo
𝓓𝓲𝓶𝓰𝓸
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Bro's trying to flex his money to MR BEAST Like bro, he makes millions off each video and puts most of the money INTO THE NEXT VIDEO
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@ejcusa @3YearLetterman This is your waterbed financing contract. The name at the bottom should clear up any confusion.
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@snorfel1 @3YearLetterman @ResistMonsters @GeorgeTakei Coach is a notary public. There are as many days as he says there is
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@CrimPracMan @krmarks99 @3YearLetterman @Phil_Lewis_ America has one capitol founded by our greatest president Ben Franklin, and it's in the District of Columbus. It's the 20th century, Lugnut. People have a right to checks and balances in government.
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I will not rest until Big Lots comments on this matter.
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Terrible Maps
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A comprehensive map of all countries that use the MMDDYYYY date format
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@RaeMieA @3YearLetterman @elonmusk @CommunityNotes Coach only coaches the truth. The only time he lies is when he calls play action, everyone bites, and next thing you know some youth football player who looks way too old is streaking down the flats uncovered for 6. When you're on his field, his word is the law.
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@beyondreasdoubt @3YearLetterman I can only imagine it as enlightening. I would be immediately humbled and concede to Coach's honorable title as the greatest lawmaker in the land. Sadly, Swiffers defy the imagination as much as they defy their waterbed financing contracts
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@QueenOfEvilWit @3YearLetterman Coach has an IQ Of 104, 4 points higher than possible
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I applaud this. It's exactly how @3YearLetterman treats his opposing youth football coaches, and it's exactly what America needs more of.
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Burt Macklin
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So did anyone else see this Truth post? Yes it’s real.
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@jmbbbhale @3YearLetterman @RollingStone Dale, I'm president of the Notary Publics of Northeast Georgia. Coach is right. End of conversation.
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Just got a standing ovation in the Cracker Barrel gift shop
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Just learned that my former high school's football field is used by the soccer team to practice. I have since been randomly and uncontrollably vomiting for the last 30 minutes
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If Coach Letterman were president, he would be blowing his whistle in the face of every representative and rapping his championship rings on the podium until halftime is over. It's clear who the superior 2024 candidate is. @3YearLetterman
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I haven't heard one word about the NIL and transfer portal crisis sweeping this nation. Shows you Joel's priorities. #StateOfTheUnion @3YearLetterman
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@ONHAZE610 @3YearLetterman @DeionSanders Queen Latifah, don't finance your waterbed while tweeting. It's not healthy.
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It's your bat signal, Coach @3YearLetterman
@7rngs
𝒥𝒶𝒸𝓀💋 IS STREAMING 15 MINUTES⏰
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goodbye united states, hello hawaii 🌺
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@3YearLetterman With Leap Day tomorrow, it's important that we recognize the most important event on February 29th - the birthday of Coach's greatest player. His career includes two tours of Iraq, but most importantly, he has led Coach to many rings.
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TBT to that time I had a 28 year old war veteran born on February 29th play for my youth football team
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@JonVandiver82 @3YearLetterman @BRICSinfo False. Ukraine is joining a new conference because Russia is far too easy of an opponent for their strength of schedule. Russia's offense crumbles on the road in Kharkiv.
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@nofearshirt @Marionemmie @godlywomanhood @UselessTird_UK @PresBFLibrary @HardRainonDVD @UncleGaryUGA @guanon5 @FerrellGunsmoke A Ben Franklin, a notary public, literally passed the law that gave women the right to vote with a mere press of his stamp
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@Ruthygriff @3YearLetterman @JoeBiden Robert, there's no such thing as "trying" on Coach's field. Only winning
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@islalola22 @3YearLetterman @JesseKellyDC A man with so many championship rings he struggles to turn doorknobs never looks desperate, Twerp.
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Dear Britain, you went from ruling half the world to an island the size of Michigan. Like Miami football on the world stage.
@history99917180
Gareth Williams.
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Dear America. These are not biscuits and that is not gravy. If you’d have stuck with us you’d be eating a full English instead. You must be disappointed.
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George W. Bush (parody)
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@MyrtleNittany @3YearLetterman @AP Football is always relevant.
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@3YearLetterman @smashbaals Um, Jesus, a great American, literally wrote that Bible
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Lacky couldn't take the heat of a notary public
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Dear Cousin Shane, Our email is full. Please, dear Jesus - and for the love of God Almighty in heaven - refrain from sending any more reminders or calls to scan your Showgirls DVD for malware. McAfee anti-virus scanned it 103 times today, and we haven't found any @BailforShane
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It was the most intense night ever. But after verifying every ballot through Cousin Shane's secure dial up connection and McAfee scanning his floppy drive at least 13 times to verify that there was no malware or fake ballots on his copy of Showgirls, 🚨 LORD MAPLE LEAF WINS🚨
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@Antwerpgonus @3YearLetterman @MattWalshBlog The Japanese mainland was double covered. You take the check down option when you can.
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@3YearLetterman @taylorswift13 @biggestloser Thanks for tagging Biggest Loser coach! I think American Idol needs to know next. By the way, has Uncle Gary ever auditioned for American Idol?
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@RosemaryGalla18 @BurtMaclin_FBI @runakonkosi @krassenstein Bluey, the sitting President precedent is statutory law, and therefore it is infallible.
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We don't need oxygen, Coach. There's no such thing as being "out of breath" while doing wind sprints. That's a myth.
@3YearLetterman
Three Year Letterman
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@AuburnU @aucfwe This is pathetic, embarrassing, and a prime example of why you have zero SEC championships over the last decade Also trees are bad for the environment because they use up the oxygen
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The future of this country is in good hands. #LettermanGary2024
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Not to brag, but I just qualified for a rewards card from Circle K
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