🚨URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT🚨
This account is now called Notary Publics of Northeast Georgia (Alpha Male). No ifs, ands, or buts. To all who demand an apology:
GET. BENT.
Joe Biden HAD THE GALL to mention Lincoln Riley, but never mentioned the baseball blackout problem caused by the Diamond Sports Group deep state. He failed to condemn the escalation of the Big 10 conference alliance.
I know a candidate who would.
It was the most intense night ever.
But after verifying every ballot through Cousin Shane's secure dial up connection and McAfee scanning his floppy drive at least 13 times to verify that there was no malware or fake ballots on his copy of Showgirls,
🚨 LORD MAPLE LEAF WINS🚨
Germaphobe sounds like a real lovely individual - maybe he's friends with Lord Maple Leaf. I wonder how he'd handle an Oklahoma drill in the parking lot while being chased by Coach's
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@krmarks99
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@Phil_Lewis_
Federal prison is for people arrested by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. While Derick is outranked by the FBI because he's a cop and cops must be arrested by their superiors, he can be arrested by his fellow police in emergencies. Therefore, he's going to state prison.
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@calm16a2
Imagine Nick and Angela on the same debate stage before November, Coach. Would be the most important election since Gerald Ford, or greatest living president, was elected.
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@CommunityNotes
Notaries are the ones to notarize community notes because we're the most reliable arbiter of justice. Just ask cousin Shane about the last time a cop tried to pull him over for having a blue and red siren on his car while one of our members was riding with him.
@BailforShane
Not since famous Alpha Male of the Week
@3YearLetterman
has followed me have I ever felt more Alpha. It's as if the energy from the roar of a million alpha males is coursing through my veins.
@NickAdamsinUSA
Lord Maple Leaf should be running away with this - I can't believe it. Again: Keith Olbermann was a side dish to the Maple Leaf main course. Vote Maple Leaf.
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@TheNotoriousMMA
Ireland hasn't been relevant since Apple forced that U2 album "Songs of Idiots" or whatever on our phones. That was just a year after Auburn had a good football team, so we're talking a lonnnnng time, Reginald.
BREAKING 🚨🚨: Senator Mitch McConnell, the Senate Majority Leader and next in the presidential line of succession, has announced his impeachment (Latin for “resignation”) from the US Senate at the end of the year.
As Senate Majority Leader for the last 3 decades, Senator
I am strong.
I am elite.
I am skilled.
I am rich.
I am fast.
I am diligent.
I am envied.
I am dangerous.
I am intelligent.
I am wise.
I am trusted
I am alpha.
I am humble.
I am THE LAW.
I AM A LICENSED NOTARY PUBLIC.
"Christmas With Coach Letterman" would be the greatest holiday special in television history if anyone at
@netflix
wanted to save their streaming service
@CrimPracMan
@krmarks99
@3YearLetterman
@Phil_Lewis_
America has one capitol founded by our greatest president Ben Franklin, and it's in the District of Columbus. It's the 20th century, Lugnut. People have a right to checks and balances in government.
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@elonmusk
@CommunityNotes
Coach only coaches the truth. The only time he lies is when he calls play action, everyone bites, and next thing you know some youth football player who looks way too old is streaking down the flats uncovered for 6.
When you're on his field, his word is the law.
@beyondreasdoubt
@3YearLetterman
I can only imagine it as enlightening. I would be immediately humbled and concede to Coach's honorable title as the greatest lawmaker in the land. Sadly, Swiffers defy the imagination as much as they defy their waterbed financing contracts
Just learned that my former high school's football field is used by the soccer team to practice. I have since been randomly and uncontrollably vomiting for the last 30 minutes
If Coach Letterman were president, he would be blowing his whistle in the face of every representative and rapping his championship rings on the podium until halftime is over. It's clear who the superior 2024 candidate is.
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@3YearLetterman
With Leap Day tomorrow, it's important that we recognize the most important event on February 29th - the birthday of Coach's greatest player. His career includes two tours of Iraq, but most importantly, he has led Coach to many rings.
@JonVandiver82
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@BRICSinfo
False. Ukraine is joining a new conference because Russia is far too easy of an opponent for their strength of schedule. Russia's offense crumbles on the road in Kharkiv.
Dear America. These are not biscuits and that is not gravy. If you’d have stuck with us you’d be eating a full English instead. You must be disappointed.
Dear Cousin Shane,
Our email is full. Please, dear Jesus - and for the love of God Almighty in heaven - refrain from sending any more reminders or calls to scan your Showgirls DVD for malware. McAfee anti-virus scanned it 103 times today, and we haven't found any
@BailforShane
It was the most intense night ever.
But after verifying every ballot through Cousin Shane's secure dial up connection and McAfee scanning his floppy drive at least 13 times to verify that there was no malware or fake ballots on his copy of Showgirls,
🚨 LORD MAPLE LEAF WINS🚨
@AuburnU
@aucfwe
This is pathetic, embarrassing, and a prime example of why you have zero SEC championships over the last decade
Also trees are bad for the environment because they use up the oxygen