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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

2 years

Win or lose, always a #dgd

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2 years

Breaking: Police Car Cam Catches Stetson Bennett Arrest

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@3YearLetterman #CatturdFacts

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@3YearLetterman I parfaited my cash-only business and bought real estate this weekend

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@3YearLetterman I fly this on my truck on the way to my parole officer’s office.

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@3YearLetterman

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@3YearLetterman @khamenei_ir

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Cousin Shane

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Hey Siri, how far is Moscow from a Beef O’Bradys?

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I literally cannot name one thing that Russia does better than America

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Cousin Shane

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@LordStonehands @3YearLetterman There’s many things I can’t fathom.

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Cousin Shane

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6 months

@justarushbaby2 @3YearLetterman Justine telling everyone what he’s doing about the important stuff

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6 months

This fall, you can either vote for one of two addled codgers who have to be spoonfed baby food and don’t know what year it is, or you can choose a new direction:

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@3YearLetterman @EmmanuelMacron @lancearmstrong @Dopinglist @AROD @JoseCanseco @JLo @BenAffleck @divorcecourt @Whitesnake Didn’t he invent this dance?

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@NOODLES36 @SHAQ

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@DaveHarestad @TRHLofficial Germany sneezes 100 years ago. Europe: We surrender. What’s Uncle Sam’s number?

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Cousin Shane

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2 years

@WillHartDC @3YearLetterman @GuyFieri @NYCMayor @MayorofLondon @Eurovision @kellyclarkson @PaulaAbdul @YO_RANDYJACKSON @SamuelLJackson @samsmith @sammyhagar

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@3YearLetterman @catturd2 @AARPFoundation @SWHSL I’ve seen him back into a space at Waffle House.

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Cousin Shane

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7 months

Coach @3YearLetterman has inspired me to celebrate the great leaders of the first and greatest democracy on the planet. Send me note if you want this beauty in yore front yard today(cash only)

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Cousin Shane

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11 months

@graciasthanksjc @3YearLetterman @elonmusk Wasn’t ACLU beaten by Vandy last week?

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6 months

@profamirattaran

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Cousin Shane

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9 months

@3YearLetterman Kurt Olberman would like a word

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Cousin Shane

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@3YearLetterman @JustXAshton Tell him about theDVDs coach!

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Cousin Shane

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4 months

@desertgroipa @3YearLetterman @NickJFuentes Goober State, before you delete this, can you share yore Vienna sausage recipe?

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Cousin Shane

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9 months

@bman___3 @3YearLetterman Jazz, I think we all know someone like you…

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Cousin Shane

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10 months

@UniquaJohn @3YearLetterman Uh oh, Jane. There’s a couple hundred thousand bored at work that are about to light you up. Hang on tight.

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Cousin Shane

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5 months

@bfriezen @3YearLetterman @GuntherEagleman If a box of rocks can score a 105 on an IQ test which is five points above a perfect score, then you are correct, Brianna

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

5 months

@g0th1crse @3YearLetterman Thank you Ross, everyone loves the feedback

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6 months

@3YearLetterman

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@3YearLetterman A really ungracious winner

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Cousin Shane

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2 years

@3YearLetterman One for each of the original colonies. Nice touch

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

2 years

@3YearLetterman @jamieleecurtis @cgrand3 @FrankieJGrande @Franklin_Graham @coachjfranklin @JimmyButler @jimmychoo @therealjleyritz @Whitesnake I’ll say this every time I see Jamie Lynn’s name. Tom Arnold stole the show on True Lies

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Cousin Shane

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6 months

@3YearLetterman @profamirattaran @KeithOlbermann

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Cousin Shane

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1 year

@3YearLetterman @ABC7NY If Ben Franklin can ride the lightning for his country, you’d think some gluttons could eat with an umbrella in their hand ⚡️

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Cousin Shane

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2 years

@Kathy03261682 @3YearLetterman Kitty, are you saying that Grover is not the blue one? Grow up, nerd.

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

9 months

@3YearLetterman Thank you Coach @3YearLetterman for the support. Send any single moms that need this service to my MySpace page or I can be found behind the Burger King with my vaccination business most weeknights.

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

2 years

@05Trial @3YearLetterman @BernieSanders @JENNIWOWW Vinegar as a condiment and losing a 13 colony lead. Pipe down Mr. Bean.

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

11 months

@JonRichTaino @3YearLetterman Jane, Coach owns every mint condition No Fear tshirt. You think he should listen to someone who’s never been in a weight room? Embarrassing.

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

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@Safeplanettec @3YearLetterman @SStricklandMMA Sombrero, if yore gonna use pig Latin, at least say Carpe Diem at the end

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

2 years

@3YearLetterman Coach be hiding from fame like

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

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@dropinandsmack1 @3YearLetterman Larry, you don’t have to say it out loud, you can just point

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

5 months

@3YearLetterman Coach, that’s Hacksaw Henson from 2019, I believe from the 12 year old team. He was a good recruit and was able to drive himself to the away games. Lots of intangibles

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

10 months

@SailorhalHal @3YearLetterman @GeorgeTakei Relax there, Popeye. Coach has a 4 figure checking account and a credit rating that start with a 6. Pretty sure he has a grip on the math here.

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Cousin Shane

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@3YearLetterman They would really almost have to include yore opinions

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Cousin Shane

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2 years

@Staffy_G @3YearLetterman @POTUS Just remember, you pressed send.

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Cousin Shane

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5 months

@DerekHinPGH @3YearLetterman Hang on tight Dangle

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

10 months

@August_mu13 @3YearLetterman I bet yore about to see why…

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

1 year

@3YearLetterman @Adele @jeremycorbyn Thank you for your support in Europe Winston Churchill

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

4 months

@RJSzczerba @3YearLetterman @bechey @Angelx465 How does one get 100k+ followers, but not be smart enough to know Coach is a 1%er that is a licensed Notary? #1D10T

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

10 months

@b4by_hon3y @3YearLetterman Well done, Softie. You’ve poked the bear with a stick. Delete this and help mommy with the chores.

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

2 years

@3YearLetterman Hugh Freeze approves

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

3 months

#freemeemaw

Three Year Letterman

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The fuck is this shit @elonmusk @lindayaX ? #FreeMeemaw

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Cousin Shane

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@GrailUms88170 @3YearLetterman @Cobratate With 31 followers, wouldn’t it be easier to just do a group text?

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

5 months

@AsturiasFishe @Mozz_alt Negative. South of America = South America

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

3 months

@maryangelaperna @JoeBiden @parkerpbutler Wrong side of history, ma’am

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

2 months

@BCVIPCard @3YearLetterman @realDonaldTrump Name one appliance built before Ben Franklin’s discovery, Hug.

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

10 months

@benitosversion @3YearLetterman 45 is old for boxer shorts, and is young for youth football coaching legends, 🤡. How about you pipe down, jump on your tricycle and pedal home?

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

6 months

@GaryPetersonUSA Little House on the Prairie was another reality show that helped a generation with real life hacks when the west was conquered from blood thirsty savages, Gary.

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

2 months

@BarryOnHere @3YearLetterman @PCSoonersFan Barry, some people have no empathy until they feel the grind of an SEC schedule. Mr. Grouchy Stool is gonna need his own when he loses to Vandy.

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

1 year

@3YearLetterman @neiltyson @Staples Glad you tagged Neil deGrass, Coach. I’m still seething about Pluto.

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

10 months

@midnightsmod @3YearLetterman Very nice Chewbacca. You know who else likes women? Coach. And they like him after 15 pumps of Tim McGraws Southern Blend cologne

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Cousin Shane

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1 year

@trueblueusa1 @3YearLetterman Remember Mike. You brought this on to yoreself

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

6 months

@ProgressiveExec @3YearLetterman @davidhogg111 Dr Jane, you live in North Carolina. Don’t think that’s SEC country, so I can recommend a new emoji for yore profile: 🤡

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Cousin Shane

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@rcarroll608 @3YearLetterman @RepMTG That’s funny that you should mention door knobs.

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Cousin Shane

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@ForhanForOhio @3YearLetterman You spend Saturdays in the Fall at the library.

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Cousin Shane

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4 months

@3YearLetterman Joel projecting American strength. We take a dump when and where we please

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Cousin Shane

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@3YearLetterman @nikicaga Correct. From the root word “barn”, which means stationary storage.

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Cousin Shane

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@donnydogg @3YearLetterman @ibnkhan54 @BBCBreaking Imagine trying to flex after blowing a 13-0 colony lead

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Cousin Shane

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1 year

@3YearLetterman All this was over a comment about the Buckees brisket sandwich up the road. Completely understandable.

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

10 months

@sweetkarmas13 @3YearLetterman @TheSwiftSociety @taylorswift13 Coach got a 16% raise last year from $30.13 to $30.29. He don’t need money as a 1%er

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

8 months

@3YearLetterman @DelTaco @ChoiceHotels @CNTraveler Common wisdom in Mexico is to not drink from the waterbed.

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

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@Hintza05 @3YearLetterman @TheNotoriousMMA Hanky. The dobbers all surrendered at Yorktown, like yore grandpa

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

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@Swampangel515 @3YearLetterman @cgjohnsongeo @Franklin_Graham @LilTunechi @mrvincecarter15 @Shoneys @CC_Sabathia @Ripleys @therealjleyritz @DilfersDimes @trentgreen10 @TiffaniThiessen Marcy, I think the pulp mill fumes in Brunswick have yore wires crossed. I’m not sure anyone’s trusting you after that outburst.

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

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@3YearLetterman @Constipation_ @CandaceOwensPod Kurt was fan 15,001 on the @3YearLetterman bobble head night at Truist Park #KurtOlbermannFacts

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

11 months

@MsMLJVotesBlue @3YearLetterman @WorldGoneMad_1 @SnoopDogg Coach contracts me to handle the sensible injections he doesn’t have the time for. I took care of the Clarke Central 9th grade team behind the Burger King on Prince Avenue last Thursday

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

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@AAristi1976 @3YearLetterman @farzyness @SarahHuckabee @BustaRhymes @10AJMcCarron @kourtneykardash @brentmusburger @thepigbham @piersmorgan @The_BDJ @JudgeGregMathis @Whitesnake Most watched it twice

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Cousin Shane

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@3YearLetterman @JeffreyToobin @Zoom Home to adult star Long Juan Silver

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Cousin Shane

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10 months

@allforevermore @3YearLetterman

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Cousin Shane

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@MeechAndChucks @3YearLetterman @certifiedbutter @Phil_Lewis_ Coach has one of these (and a suit of armor). Do you have one of these, Faint?

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Cousin Shane

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1 year

@lord_labakudoss @3YearLetterman Lord Licksalot, put some respect on the country that didn’t lose a 13 colony lead.

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Cousin Shane

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2 years

@3YearLetterman No standing reservations at Borscht O’Bradys

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@Libs4Canada @3YearLetterman Oh he already knows not to use that tree piss you call syrup, Agnes.

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Cousin Shane

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5 months

Well, I’ve narrowed my daily driver down to 2 choices (since I’ve burned through my leaded gas stash).

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Cousin Shane

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1 year

@shava23 @3YearLetterman @KeithOlbermann @Wikipedia Maybe the teacher will let you stay and grade papers with her, Shart Nev

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Cousin Shane

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@drewdogisme @3YearLetterman @catturd2 Mush Mouth telling new friends the good news

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Cousin Shane

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@SM_Comps @3YearLetterman That’s what we call an “oh fer”

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Cousin Shane

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10 months

@folkdramas @4SCHNEIDERS Misspelled Hung

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

10 months

Tyler Swift had a chance to date Stetson Bennett. She chose poorly.

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I have spent the last hour shaking with rage and punching my phone screen. This is without question the most shameful moment in our country’s history. Time Person of the Year is supposed to be ONLY for Americans who pulled themselves up by the bootstraps and succeeded on their

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@3YearLetterman @razimus @RealAlexJones Coach, I think means when Marvin Luther broke away from the Catholic church

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

5 months

@3YearLetterman @Wendys @DailyMail @JasonKelce Coach, they eat beans for breakfast. I’m not really surprised that they are not going after big chili.

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

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@Elchingarito1 @3YearLetterman Chimichanga, with the historically high rate of panty dropping I’ve seen around Coach, this is very interesting. 🤡

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

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@outonthepatio @3YearLetterman @Cristiano @goldencorral @FIFAWorldCup @MiaHamm @miakhalifa @TimTebow @wesleysnipes @TaxSlayer @_johnnymaga @WomensHealthMag Coach knows his sports. I’d delete this, ma’am

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

11 months

@scottkohnhorst @3YearLetterman Congratulations Snotty. You are about to be on a fun ride

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

6 months

@reallystevem @3YearLetterman @Johnny_Joey @davidhogg111 Rachael, you have 91 followers, Coach has 91 people standing outside Beef O’Bradys watching him eat in a corner booth most evenings

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

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@BradWCAttorney I appreciate it @BradWCAttorney . The line of “he was disorderly but not dunk” sealed the deal, based on the nodding heads I could see with that damn head restraint on. He

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Cousin Shane

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@Charlie1691 @3YearLetterman Chunks, 3rd day of a 12 step is where it gets real

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

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@erichustedt @3YearLetterman @BadLegalTakes If that doesn’t work, Elmo, try @VanityFair

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

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@3YearLetterman Cash-only Bouncy House rentals

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

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@bdabramson @3YearLetterman Drop the “doctor”, stay out of the library, start eating beef-fed beef and stop wearing crocs. That’s a good way to start understanding. Hope this helps

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

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@cowboyIikeyou @3YearLetterman Boy have you come to the right place, Randy.

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

5 months

@tonyposnanski College papers were on dot matrix printer

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

9 months

@Rechabitearalue @3YearLetterman @Culture_Crit Does King Charles know yore disrespecting a licensed Notary Public from a superior nation? Could be embarrassing for the crown.

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

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@Tyr406651 @3YearLetterman @SenSanders No need to disagree with Coach, ma’am. But since you did, quote tweet it so yore followers can watch the dragging.

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Cousin Shane

@BailforShane

2 years

@BoomerAaron @3YearLetterman We’ll lookie here. BoomerKaren wants to dance!

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