Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male) @bdotpapi Twitter profile

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

2 days

BEV PRIESTMAN IS INNOCENT!!!

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

7 months

@3YearLetterman @RentACenter @Mike_Pence @Ludacris @BradyHoke @Caitlyn_Jenner @BrodyJenner @LaurenConrad @heidimontag @Kmart @Whitesnake Speaking of fraud… Coach, this president of Howard is fully copying you…

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

7 months

@MarkDuckweed @3YearLetterman “Mark Duckweed” Bro if that’s yore actual name there is nothing I can say that is funnier and more insulting than that. Carry on.

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@bdotpapi

1 year

@crumblebon @3YearLetterman Mr Yeast has ZERO SEC championships. Take a lap.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

6 months

@Origanalist Quote in French on the profile? ✅ Cat picture on profile? ✅ Turns doorknobs with ease? ✅✅✅ Take a lap, Origami.

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@bdotpapi

7 months

@MarkDuckweed @3YearLetterman Fact - you opened the Twitter account Fact - where it says to put in a name you put “Mark Duckweed” Therefore… You named yoreself Mark Duckweed QED… Take a lap, son.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

1 year

@Cvanhoepen @JoelHardenONDP @YahooCanadaNews Did you, as a journalist, verify that he actually got punched in the face before you wrote the article?

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

5 months

@SoundMoneyG @3YearLetterman @RepThomasMassie Enjoy yore dumpster view apartment.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

1 year

“I also owned over 150 DVDs at the time, which were my appreciating hard assets in the event the U.S. Dollar collapsed.”

Three Year Letterman

@3YearLetterman

1 year

CHAPTER 12: I Purchase a Waterbed Without Financing Part 1 of 2 By the summer of 2015, I was absolutely flush with cash. Things had been going so well at work that I went to the ATM one Saturday to withdraw some money, only to discover that I had a four-figure checking account

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

6 months

@Spoon_Esq Mr. Spork, the only thing France (and England) are good at is surrendering and begging the US to bail them out of World Wars. Take several laps and never sass the Coach again.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

6 months

@Origanalist As an Alpha Male, I would NEVER call myself an Alpha Male. Twitter puts “(Alpha Male)” automatically when a real Alpha Male signs up. Which is exactly why you don’t have it. We could all tell anywayz to be perfectly honest.

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@bdotpapi

8 months

@antxnyy1 @3YearLetterman Listen GERD, the Coach values ppl according to their ability to give devastating downfield blocks. If Tyler can’t block, she belongs here…

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

7 months

@PaulAragon @3YearLetterman Don’t you have to go help Frodo or something, Aragorn?

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

5 months

@flubber_bands @3YearLetterman @AOC *yore

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@bdotpapi

1 year

@jarretedotio @3YearLetterman Says the guy with ZERO no fear t-shirts… take a lap, Jeremy.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

7 months

@KD29442825 @3YearLetterman @kaitlancollins If “hiding in the bathroom during Oklahomas” had a face…

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

9 months

@DrystOctavius @3YearLetterman @RashidaTlaib @POTUS What’s not getting “cleared up” anytime soon is yore remaining waterbed balance at 35.06% over 60 months.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

8 months

@becker_jed @3YearLetterman @VivekGRamaswamy I can’t trust a person with no lips. Take a lap, son.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

8 months

@cruelIuver @roboloki @CarrotsMany No one cares about weed movies, hippie.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

1 year

@3YearLetterman If you tweet it out tho how am I supposed to flex that I own it?

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

5 months

@upyoursalways @3YearLetterman @RonFilipkowski *yore

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

1 year

@crumblebon @3YearLetterman Flexing that you are “going about yore day” when you live in a dumpster view ground floor apartment is cringey. The Coach has a fountain view apartment. Don’t be sassing the Coach ever again.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

6 months

@3YearLetterman @Jeremy_MacKenzi Coach, as a Canadian I’d like to apologize for Mr Mackenzie. He’s not a flat earther per se, he’s more of a diagonal kind of guy.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

1 year

@RealChicagoKid @3YearLetterman Yore twitter profile screams “i never lettered in shit”

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

9 months

@JuicyIsMyName1 @3YearLetterman @POTUS You literally signed yore name to a usurious waterbed financing contact.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

1 year

@nut_history

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

6 months

@Origanalist I bet you listen to jazz too LMFAOOOOO

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

6 months

@SJWinfoot @3YearLetterman That girl got off easy. The Coach put my son in a dog crate and benched him because I babysat a cat once. It was the right move.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

8 months

@JCampbellVA75 @3YearLetterman The Coach literally owns a gently used encyclopaedia set AND he’s got 700 DVDs. I think he knows what he’s talking about.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

1 year

@Vokane_ @TRHLofficial @3YearLetterman You realize you carry a genetic legacy of shame and impotence that began when yore grandfather surrendered at Yorktown.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

8 months

@katysswifts @3YearLetterman Says the person who failed to end their sentence with any semblance of punctuation whilst pontificating about the deleterious writing skills of others. Thou must taketh a lap.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

7 months

@CarymaRules Maybe they shouldn’t have drank all that coffee the cops helped deliver (the Timmy’s Trojan horse)🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

1 year

@crumblebon @3YearLetterman Who is Ion? Does this Ion person pay PER PAGE for laser printing like yoreself? The Coach has UNLIMITED laser printing privileges, Sara. Delete yore account.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

8 months

@HerzogShoe @3YearLetterman He also owns a 15% stake in a cash only pressure wash business. He’s not some random clown.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

1 year

@cheriesandcream @3YearLetterman As real as a devastating downfield block. Delete this nonsense.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

1 year

@Hero_of_Legend1 @3YearLetterman @ACTBrigitte About crippling waterbed payments? Sure. About winning championship? Take a lap.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

9 months

@FacelessTechie @3YearLetterman @elonmusk The Coach has diplomatic immunity to all of that.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

7 months

@LMW4USA @3YearLetterman The Coach speaks American, not sign language, Lenny.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

1 year

@JamesAddisonJr @3YearLetterman Better than surrendering on a daily basis…

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

8 months

@DaOreoVillian @3YearLetterman Tell me you’ve never had a Gatorade bath in yore life without telling me you never had a Gatorade bath in yore life.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

5 months

@RetepReinreb @3YearLetterman You might wanna do a little reading of the waterbed financing contract you signed at 27.03% APR.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

5 months

@chris_leddy @3YearLetterman @BustaRhymes @NikkiHaley @LQ @PizzaRanch @AvrilLavigne @TimHortons @WayneGretzky @Coach_Fleck @Whitesnake @CommunityNotes Maybe @WaterbedFinanc1 should step in here…

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

8 months

@cruelIuver @damnorcross @Lovemypupper Tell me you open doors with ease without telling me you open doors with ease.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

8 months

@taeisback132 @3YearLetterman The only book anyone needs is the playbook. Delete this nonsense.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

7 months

@MissPaintPot @3YearLetterman @NoContextBrits If you can’t afford a microwave just say so.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

7 months

@SJisTK @3YearLetterman @harryjsisson How are you supposed to “build the future you want” (yore bio!) when you are underwater already only 2 months into a 120 month term at 35.79% for that financed waterbed you sleep on?

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

1 year

@3YearLetterman @taylorswift13 @SabrinaAnnLynn It sucks because the Amazon headquarters are there and that’s why the packages take so long to ship.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

9 months

@rocdisjoint @3YearLetterman Listen Wade, what’s truly shameful is signing yore name to a waterbed financing contract at 35.38% over 72 months. The Coach paid CASH for his waterbed. Take a lap, son.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

8 months

@cruelIuver @damnorcross @Lovemypupper I bet you open doors gracefully and unencumbered. The Coach cannot open his own doors from all the championship rings on his fingers getting in the way. You would know this if you didn’t hide in the bathroom during Oklahomas.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

11 months

@sunshineonawin1 @3YearLetterman @smashbaals I can 100% tell yore grandfather surrendered at Yorktown. Take a lap.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

7 months

@christivl77 @3YearLetterman The Coach injected my son with his Cousin Shane’s special blend and he gained 10lbs of muscle, after he stopped all that twitching of course.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

9 months

@CP24 You mean… Canadian poet Rupi Kaur declines White House invitation over Gaza

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

10 months

@JackLinFLL @3YearLetterman @FerfeLaBat @EricPickles @JoseCanseco @JLo @BenAffleck @vanillaice @TonyDanza @jrpsaki @andydalton14 @longjohnsilvers @Whitesnake They still don’t have microwaves which is why they STILL boil their water in a kettle.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

7 months

@CarymaRules It’s not an accusation, it’s a confession. “This is a provocation” “Why are they counter protesting” “Why don’t they go somewhere else” “Why don’t the police do anything” Zero self awareness. We live in clown world. Rules for thee but not for me. Practice what you preach.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

6 months

@Sflecce My school board is looking at EA allocations of 6 to 1. That’s 6 kids with special needs to one EA. This is catastrophic. We need more “boots on the ground” in education. 6 to 1 in my board. Quote from a staff meeting two days ago.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

5 months

@brianhgibson @3YearLetterman @Liz_Cheney You just announced to the world that you turn doorknobs with absolutely no encumberences whatsoever.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

8 months

@nba2kinfohub @3YearLetterman As a first grade teacher, I recommend all the kids drop out of school to hit the weight room and learn the playbook. If the youth football player MUST be in school, I purposely fail them so they can still be eligible to play. My current grade 1 class is all teenagers.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

9 months

@artpoetryfan @3YearLetterman @elonmusk “I hide in the bathroom during Oklahomas” - Karl Marx, 1776

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

6 months

@3YearLetterman @Jeremy_MacKenzi Coach, please excuse my unfortunate countryman. Yesterday, the lady at the Tim Hortons put sweetener instead of sugar in his morning double double and now his blood sugar is all out of whack.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

7 months

@3YearLetterman We will just re-deport him to England to join his friends whose grandfathers also surrendered in the same pathetic way.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

9 months

@Charmomof5 @fordnation Getting what done? Crime?

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

1 year

@mitchlhamr @KingKirbyHBTFD Fact- the bible is written in American Fact- Jesus wrote the bible Therefore Jesus is American… This is basic logic, son.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

1 year

@John91520962 @3YearLetterman @BBCNews I’m chuckling at the astronomically high interest rate you pay over 60 months for yore waterbed.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

7 months

@PapaJimiD @3YearLetterman @thecrimson @HaidarEmma @cam_kettles

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

7 months

@__at__at__at__ @3YearLetterman @instantkarma23 @tonyposnanski @kaitlancollins You shouldn’t have registered that 35.27% interest waterbed financing contract but here we are.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

10 months

@ZucchiniSavage @3YearLetterman @POTUS Listen Zuckerberg, the Coach hasn’t stopped peaking. Delete this.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

5 months

@laggy_computer @3YearLetterman It’s as if you own ZERO carpeted bathrooms…

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

10 months

@ChanLPfa @OCDSB @antihateca Apparently I’m super dangerous.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

7 months

@robert77305 @3YearLetterman @TulsiGabbard We got a stage 3 Franklin denier, folks.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

6 months

@Spoon_Esq No his name was not Mong. The #ihaveadream speech was written in the Middle Ages by some German theologian named Martin Luther and then he nailed it to the door of Joel Olsteens mega church, kicking off the Edict of Worms. Again, what the hell does that have to do with anything?

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

8 months

@glennimages @3YearLetterman @GeorgeTakei Mick, you are talking to a youth football coaching legend. He’s not some random clown. Apologize right now!

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

10 months

@amp752 @JackLinFLL @3YearLetterman @FerfeLaBat @EricPickles @JoseCanseco @JLo @BenAffleck @vanillaice @TonyDanza @jrpsaki @andydalton14 @longjohnsilvers @Whitesnake I heard they STILL don’t have wristwatches which is why they built that giant glorified stopwatch Big Sven.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

1 year

@Vjay1 @3YearLetterman @ACTBrigitte Listen Virgil, Jesus invented freedom and America. Take a lap.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

1 year

@andeezgood @3YearLetterman Yore grandfather was really adept at pronouncing “I surrender” at Yorktown.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

7 months

@ConkleBruce @3YearLetterman @CourtAnne1225 @Ashncoll @OCHO_CS @imGingyOP @CFB_Memezone That’s a HIPPA violation, Bryce.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

1 year

@HDonDatta @3YearLetterman The Coach has diplomatic immunity. He’s a notary public.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

8 months

@RCampbellmc58 @3YearLetterman Yes the Coach IS entitled… when he wins championship titles that makes him entitled. This is basic English, son. He literally cannot open doors because all the championship rings get in the way.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

1 year

@urfavtraderr @3YearLetterman @POTUS If you’ve never had a Gatorade bath in yore life just say so.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

10 months

@amandawinnlee @3YearLetterman @AOC Tell me you’ve never had a Gatorade bath in yore life without telling me you’ve never had a Gatorade bath in yore life.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

7 months

@CarymaRules “Three shootings in one hour”… And yet here you are, tying up police resources trying to intimidate Jews. This is vile.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

5 months

@JazixOfficial @3YearLetterman @MrBeast Believe me. We know.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

7 months

@TR4NCE26 @3YearLetterman @RBurghardt @elonmusk Imagine saying this while opening a door with ease.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

10 months

@kermit77554093 @CarymaRules As someone who has followed Carymas trajectory for a few years now, I can confidently say that her credibility and trustworthiness as a media source has actually gone up. Why? She calls it down the middle.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

8 months

@123Kevak @3YearLetterman @GeorgeTakei Listen Kevin, I’m guessing 36.04% over 84 months?

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

7 months

@calm16a2 @3YearLetterman You just told the world that you are jealous of the Coach getting a higher LSAT score than you while he was hungover.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

6 months

@chaircounter @3YearLetterman @Jeremy_MacKenzi Everyone knows Coach is Jewish…

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

5 months

@alwaystara__ @3YearLetterman The Coach is a youth football coaching legend. He’s no random clown.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

5 months

@CarymaRules Goofball looks likes he helped Hans Gruber take over Nakatomi Tower.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

7 months

@CarymaRules “Why do they have to come to our demonstration” Why do you need to go to their neighbourhood? Stop being sneaky and just say you protest in that neighbourhood to intimidate Jews. Full stop.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

10 months

@DogRightGirl @3YearLetterman @theboybailey69 @JDVance1 Listen RingOfFire, the only things dense around here are all the Championship rings on Coachs’ fingers. They are so heavy and numerous he struggles to open doors. Take a lap.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

7 months

@ThatShitHurted0 @3YearLetterman @Dylanmooersr Blind raging unquenchable hatred that is not directed at the opponent on the field takes yore mind away from yore team and winning. Take a lap.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

1 year

@cometmarcher12 @3YearLetterman @Tinder I bet you have the benefit of opening doors with ease. Take a lap, Toni.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

6 months

@lott_rik @Audio312 @3YearLetterman @Jeremy_MacKenzi Ok “Angel of darkness” lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

8 months

@RobertK_2142 @3YearLetterman @VivekGRamaswamy I’m going to guess the rate is minimum 26.68% and the term is at least 72 months.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

1 year

@JackieNSFW @3YearLetterman Listen Jumanji, would a “failure” own a time share in Pigeon Forge? Delete this nonsense.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

7 months

@volksrat23 @3YearLetterman @SekushiSatsujin @NoContextBrits Try healing from the trauma of yore grandfather surrendering at Yorktown…

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

8 months

@75otingocni @3YearLetterman @TheNotoriousMMA That’s quite the word salad just to say you have ZERO SEC championships.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

8 months

@Maggiesmush @3YearLetterman @ZubyMusic I don’t understand. I speak American, not Redcoat.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

7 months

@jodyhale5 @3YearLetterman Judy, what’s really dangerous is signing yore name to a 30.24% interest waterbed financing contract with an extended term. You end up paying more in the end. Next time pay CASH like the Coach.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

5 months

@JazixOfficial @3YearLetterman @MrBeast “Discord community server manager”… Why don’t you just announce to the world that when the Coach calls for Oklahomas you pee yore pants and hide in the bathroom.

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Intolerant Lactose (Alpha Male)

@bdotpapi

7 months

@gunvals @3YearLetterman @SenSanders

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