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The one true re-read podcast by @PoorQuentyn & @ManuclearBomb .

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@NotACastASOIAF
NotACast Pod-Cast
7 years
Hello everyone. As a programming note, the next episode: “The House with the Red Door is in Braavos: An Analysis of AGOT, Daenerys I” will be delayed for one week. The reason being is that co-host @BryndenBFish ’s wife delivered a healthy baby girl on February 1! Here’s a pic!
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It will surprise some of you to discover that @PoorQuentyn is not already married to @BryndenBFish (me, who is writing this tweet). Instead, Emmett is now OFFICIALLY engaged to @liesandarbor . Congratulations to Emmett and Chloe!
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5 years
She said yes!
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4000 followers: thank you all so much! We sail on to the conclusion of GoT, the end of AGOT, but CLASH and Stannis are on the horizon.
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NotACast Pod-Cast
7 years
The Not A Podcast, Episode 1: A GAME OF THRONES, PROLOGUE: “We Should Start Back” by @PoorQuentyn and @BryndenBFish
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The One True King and his banner become our #NewHeader as the Amen Brothers hurdle into A CLASH OF KINGS!
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7 years
This is literally the greatest iTunes review @PoorQuentyn and @BryndenBFish have ever received.
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4 years
Hi everyone! Unfortunately, due to everything being terrible, Jeff will be absent for the rest of the month. As such, Emmett will be recording several episodes with guest hosts, starting with the great @MaesterMerry ! It'll be out for patrons on Sunday and everyone else on Monday.
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6 years
Thanks everyone for tuning in this year. You’ve all made our year an excellent one. As part of our thanks, we are pleased to announce that a 2 hour, 47 minute holiday special episode is coming to EVERYONE next week! It’s entitled [Redacted] with special guest [Redacted].
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7 years
Hi gang. Did you miss us? Good, because in 2 days, @PoorQuentyn and @BryndenBFish retutn with Episode 4: “The House with the Red Door is in Braavos: An Analysis of AGOT, Daenerys I”!
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@NotACastASOIAF
NotACast Pod-Cast
5 years
We know many of you are quarantined. We want to help. So! We're excited to announce that during this time of quarantine, we are starting a WEEKLY livestream for all of our episodes. And our first weekly episode will be ACOK, CATELYN III!
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6 years
WOW, EVERYONE. THANK ALL 534 OF YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING US HIT OUR GOAL. THIS IS INCREDIBLE. I CANNOT TURN OFF THE ALL CAPS!
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Wow, guys and gals. 2424 listens on iOS and Podbean and 1416 listens on Soundcloud. We are blown away by the outpouring of love and support from everyone. Thank you all so much for listening! We are grateful.
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5 years
We hit our $5000/month stretch goal on Patreon!!
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7 years
Just finished an initial pass for our first episode. It’s 1 hour and 37 minutes without music and some fine tuning. Dudes and dudettes, I think you’re going to like what you’re going to hear. ETA for release: Monday, January 15th.
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7 years
Full disclosure: E01 will need to be re-recorded. Our audio editor decided that @PoorQuentyn and @BryndenBFish weeping into their microphones about “My Stannis. My Stannis” was unseemly for a first ep. (We had audio issues, but we’ll double-time to have something this week!)
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7 years
Episode 5: A GAME OF THRONES, EDDARD I: "This is Her Place"
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Look, I don’t want to get everyone too excited, but this “Enter the Godswood: An Analysis of AGOT, Cat I” is going to the first to get our first explicit tag. @PoorQuentyn and @BryndenBFish go HAM over how Robert’s Rebellion was characterized in Season 7 of GoT.
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5 years
FOLKS! We have just hit our stretch goal of NINE HUNDRED total patrons! THANK YOU! We are humbled by your support/friendship and excited for the future of the podcast. Speaking of that future, there was a reward we mentioned for us hitting 900 patrons!
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@NotACastASOIAF
NotACast Pod-Cast
6 years
Thank you everyone for getting us to over 3,000 followers on twitter just in our first year of podcasting alone. You all are awesome, and we're thankful for you as the New Year looms!
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@NotACastASOIAF
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7 years
Recording about this bastard. 🎧
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NotACast Pod-Cast
7 years
Episode 2: AGOT, Bran I: "The End of Summer" is coming your way in 24 hours! In the meantime, have you all subscribed to us on your feed of choice? In the replies, I'll tell you each place you can find us!
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@NotACastASOIAF
NotACast Pod-Cast
7 years
Do you hear that? Not yet. You will. Anyways, that's the sound of a finished 1 hour, 52 minute podcast all about A GAME OF THRONES, Bran I!
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NotACast Pod-Cast
6 years
Emmett and Jeff are also pleased to announce that for next week's episode all about AGOT, Daenerys III, they'll be joined by Mythical Astronomer and Long Night theorist @thedragonLML for a super in-depth conversation about Dany's mystical third AGOT chapter! CANNOT. WAIT.
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@NotACastASOIAF
NotACast Pod-Cast
5 years
In all likelihood, Ned doesn't want to endanger Jon's life by revealing his identity and backing his claim. To crown him is to kill him.
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Tom McShea
5 years
@NotACastASOIAF Why was Ned so obsessed with the idea that Stannis should be King because he's the next in line while ignoring Jon's claim? Do you think he would have backed Jon if he had escaped on the boat North with his daughters?
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5 years
We recently passed ONE MILLION downloads over on Podbean!! Thank you so much to everyone who's listened and contributed. Looking back, here are some of our favorite episodes so far.
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NotACast Pod-Cast
7 years
That sweet, sweet sound you don’t hear yet is the finished “This Is Her Place: An Analysis of A Game of Thrones, Eddard I”, the next NotACast episode, coming to your ears on Monday!
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@AnEnemySpy
Master Chef
4 years
My review of @NotACastASOIAF : A pot smoking beatnik who once took a semester in philosophy and a dad joke spewing RINO lend credence to the Horseshoe Theory by agreeing on almost everything about A Song of Ice and Fire.
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Each episode will be 10 hours in length. By hour 6, @PoorQuentyn and @BryndenBFish are grunting into the microphone about how Stannis would have solved everything. It’s great. (An hour or two, depending on how verbose the hosts get. Narrator voice: they get verbose in E01)
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These Gentlemen and Lady have been cornerstones of this community, and it is with bittersweet and sincere longing that we bid ado to ASOIAF with them as they finish AFFC/ADWD and travel onto DUNK AND EGG. Well done, thy good and faithful heroes. Well done.
@davosfingers
Davos' Fingers
6 years
We laugh, we cry, we arrive at the end (of Feast Dance, anyway). E74: THE BLOOD BEFORE THE PAIN Covers AFFC Samwell 5, ADWD Epilogue, The Queen’s Hand, Daenerys 10 Find it wherever you consume your podcasts, or at
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7 years
Don’t think we’ve forgotten about you all. Tomorrow: @PoorQuentyn and @BryndenBFish bring you episode 8: “Needlework: An Analysis of AGOT, Arya I.”
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NotACast Pod-Cast
6 years
We will NEVER do a crossover ep with our sworn enemies at @girlsgonecanon ! Except that time we had @arhythmetric on for AGOT, Dany II or that upcoming time when we’ll have @liesandarbor on for AGOT, Sansa II and of course the other episodes they’ll be on. Besides then, NEVER.
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@NotACastASOIAF
NotACast Pod-Cast
5 years
Many thanks to everyone who hung out with us for our livestream episode on AGOT Arya V (aka the Ned Stark execution chapter)! We had a blast. The audio will be up in its usual podcast form in all the usual places at the usual times next week!
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7 years
Thank you to everyone who’s listened and thank you for those who’ve said nice things to us. If you liked this episode, the Bran episode is gonna be #lit .
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3 years
The answer is yes.
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6 years
Please enjoy our 48-part series on WILD CARDS.
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✨🌙SAILOR ❤️ MOONBLOOD🌙✨
6 years
But what does the silence and lack of new casts on @NotACastASOIAF mean? Should we take this as a good sign, that means that they are furiously writing—er, recording—and have hit a good stride? Maybe they're meeting with their editors in New York?
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5 years
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NotACast Pod-Cast
6 years
So, unfortunately, it’s true. Jeff is going on a work-trip and won’t be able to take his microphone with him. However! When we return, our next episode will be a first-ever mega-massive episode in which we’ll talk AGOT, Sansa I and! AGOT, Eddard III!
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Mark
6 years
When @BryndenBFish announces there won’t be a new @NotACastASOIAF podcast for 3 weeks...☹️😢😭
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@NotACastASOIAF
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5 years
800 patrons! Wow!! As always, we are grateful for and flattered by your support. You are just the best.
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6 years
We’ve gotten a few asks on whether we’ll keep on with our weekly chapter thing while show season is going on, and the answer is ... ABSOLUTELY. We are soooooo close to the ACOK Prologue and Stannis!
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NotACast Pod-Cast
7 years
Next week will be an exciting week in the NotACast podcast with TWO new episodes coming your way! 1. Monday, 3/26: “The things I do for love: An Analysis of AGOT, Bran II.” 2: Wednesday, 3/28: “Why ADWD is a better book than ASOS” featuring special guest @bookshelfstud !
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@NotACastASOIAF
NotACast Pod-Cast
4 years
BASTARD Who wrote the Pink Letter? And I want my answers. Send them to me, bastard, and I will not trouble you or your social media presence. Keep them from me, and I will cut out your bastard's heart and eat it.
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@NotACastASOIAF
NotACast Pod-Cast
7 years
You can expect the first episode on Monday, January 15, 2018. We will inundate you with links, so it’ll be your own damn fault if you can’t find the podcast.
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Paulo Dominguez
7 years
@NotACastASOIAF when will the podcast be available on iTunes?
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@NotACastASOIAF
NotACast Pod-Cast
6 years
And now this means that @PoorQuentyn and @BryndenBFish will be forced to do a quarterly livecast episode in which you tell Emmett and Jeff that they're stupid with ugly opinions. Just. Wow. Thank you all so much!
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@NotACastASOIAF
NotACast Pod-Cast
6 years
We just passed $4000/month on Patreon!! Thank you so much to everyone who's contributed so far, and we're so excited to have you with us as we barrel ahead to Ned's execution, the rebirth of dragons, and then book two. It's a great time to love Westeros!
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7 years
And thank you for rating us on iTunes. We *so* appreciate it.
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@NotACastASOIAF
NotACast Pod-Cast
3 years
Soon!
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@Knight_2359
Red Jon Rivers
3 years
feel like shit just want em back
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@NotACastASOIAF
NotACast Pod-Cast
3 years
Thanks so much to everyone who has listened in the past year! Some incredible episodes await us in 2022: "Dracarys," the Knight of the Laughing Tree, Davos' rise to Hand of the King, Beric Dondarrion's duel with the Hound, and of course, the Red Wedding. See you next year!
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@NotACastASOIAF
NotACast Pod-Cast
4 years
There is no competition. We were inspired by many other podcasts before us ( @davosfingers and @GameOfOwns ), current re-read casts like @girlsgonecanon and, of course, our father @StevenAttewell . All that’s to say: the more podcasts, the better the fandom. So, do it.
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@NotACastASOIAF
NotACast Pod-Cast
6 years
Next week, the Amen Brothers are pleased to announce that @liesandarbor of the @girlsgonecanon and @DrunkASOIAF podcasts will join us for AGOT, Eddard X: The Tower of Joy chapter. And man, just looking at the show notes, it's going to be one of our all-times!
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@NotACastASOIAF
NotACast Pod-Cast
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And finally, for our next episode on AGOT, Tyrion II, Emmett and Jeff are pleased to announce that Aziz from @WesterosHistory will be joining us to talk all about a jam-packed Tyrion chapter and the Field of Fire from Aegon's Invasion!
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@NotACastASOIAF
NotACast Pod-Cast
6 years
So, I (Jeff) am just getting home, and to my consternation, I messed up and released our kingsguard patreon early access episode for everyone. Whoops. Whatever. I'm not deleting. Just don't spread word that it's available for early access. Plz don't RT.
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@NotACastASOIAF
NotACast Pod-Cast
6 years
We are all about having interesting conversations about deep, personal topics in a respectful manner unless you’re supporting Renly. In which case, you will be hurled from the Tarpeian Rock while we laugh and laugh and laugh.
@mattnjas_RN4L
Leon Russell Enjoyer
6 years
@NotACastASOIAF so people with differing views on religion can have a conversation that doesn’t devolve into screaming insults? We should try that more often.
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@NotACastASOIAF
NotACast Pod-Cast
4 years
Hello! We are returning tomorrow night at 8:30pm to do a brand new livecast. But given current circumstances and our desire not to trivialize events occurring around the globe, we'll not be doing ACOK, Tyrion IX. Instead, come and stump us!
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@NotACastASOIAF
NotACast Pod-Cast
5 years
CONGRATULATIONS TO HAND OF THE KING @WolfmanZack_ ! And welcome to the world, Goldie!
@WolfmanZack_
Weed Detective
5 years
None cuter. Welcome to the world Goldie!
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NotACast Pod-Cast
7 years
In case you forgot, no new episode today, but next week, we have AGOT, Bran II *and* ADWD > ASOS with a special guest who may or may not be the Night King.
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NotACast Pod-Cast
6 years
We aren’t rivals. We are sworn enemies and will march through a river of their tears as we stride to glory ... but only after we have the canon girls appear on like a dozen or two more NAC episodes for the next 5 years. But yes. After that, we march to victory. We swear.
@KWDent2
wdent
6 years
Are @NotACastASOIAF and @girlsgonecanon sister podcasts or rival podcasts? Or... is it a thing line?.. or is it just everyone against Jeff? Probably everyone against Jeff.
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7 years
TFW your plans for the robotic annihilation of all sentient life hits a minor snag, but @PoorQuentyn and @BryndenBFish ’s next NotACast episode: “Jon Gets Well and Truly Drunk: An Analysis of AGOT, JON I” is done.
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@NotACastASOIAF
NotACast Pod-Cast
3 years
Tomorrow, we will have our monthly update post in which we're going to announce a brand, new stretch goal. What will the stretch goal be, you ask? Here's a hint:
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@NotACastASOIAF
NotACast Pod-Cast
5 years
Elsie LC Lord Commander You're welcome
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@NotACastASOIAF
NotACast Pod-Cast
1 year
Next up in ASOIAF: Sam and Gilly are saved from some bad zombies by a...good zombie. Confused? So are they!
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NotACast Pod-Cast
6 years
It's happening!! #GameofThrones returns for its final season on Sunday, and the NotACast boys will be covering it every step of the way. We'll be releasing reviews of each episode on Tuesday mornings for our patrons and Wednesday mornings for everyone else!
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@NotACastASOIAF
NotACast Pod-Cast
7 years
Finally, FINALLY approved on itunes! (Be aware that there may be a lag before you see it on the e mail, but here you all go!)
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NotACast Pod-Cast
5 years
Our review of the Best #GameOfThrones Episode Ever, "A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms," is now available for all our patrons on Patreon!
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NotACast Pod-Cast
4 years
My podcast? Not.
@RadioWesteros
Radio Westeros Podcast
4 years
My Septons? High.
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NotACast Pod-Cast
6 years
As many of you know by now, we won’t have our regular episode out tomorrow. Sorry, sometimes the IRL interferes. But that doesn’t mean we don’t have something in store for you all. A little surprise if you will ...
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@NotACastASOIAF
NotACast Pod-Cast
6 years
We recommend checking out part 2 of @WesterosHistory 's Bloodraven episode or diving into @girlsgonecanon 's analysis of Quentyn II and III. Or! There's always @thedragonLML 's Signs and Portals' take on Sansa Stark. There's a big wide ASOIAF podcast community out there folks!
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Melissa Watrous-Hoffman
6 years
It’s always a sad part of the week when the newest @NotACastASOIAF is over 😭 #WhatDoIDoNow ?
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NotACast Pod-Cast
7 years
So, no new episode this week. BryndenBFish’s wife had a baby. Next week with Daenerys I!
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Norah Clarke
7 years
If I did my math right, we're due a @NotACastASOIAF episode today.
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6 years
WE ELSIE'D AGAIN. welcome to the narrative, Thomas Evans
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6 years
It took me faaaar too long to realize that Jeff was talking about Tom o’ Sevens and not someone called Thomas Evans.
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NotACast Pod-Cast
4 years
Here are the sketches that @sanrixian did for us! (1 of 7)
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NotACast Pod-Cast
5 years
At least.
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kalil flagelo estelar
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@NotACastASOIAF Can I expect a 3 hour episode on the ACOK’s prologue?
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In terms of overall misery inflicted *so far*, yes. This may change come next week with the simultaneous publication of WINDS, DREAM, DUNK AND EGG and FIRE AND BLOOD, VOLUMES 2, 3, 4 and 5.
@MorghulisVale
Vale.Morghulis
5 years
@NotACastASOIAF Only now discovered you and I'm slowly binging through all your amazing episodes right now, but a thing you said in the sixth episode, Jon I, stroke me odd: "Tywin is probably the worst person in ASOIAF." You guys think that Tywin is worse than Euron?
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@NotACastASOIAF
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Our regular programming returns next week Monday, with ACOK Davos II...and this will be our first three-part episode! The chapter is just that good. Bring on the storm.
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