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Weed Detective

@WolfmanZack_

9 months

She listened to 2 hours of this and yelled at me every time I tried to take the headphones off

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@WolfmanZack_

3 years

@Sethrogen This is dope but.... filter AFTER rolling? Must be a Canadian thing

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9 months

Eve Fartlow getting killed after gleefully crossing an ocean to join a genocide would be one of the funniest things to ever happen on this site

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8 years

@mikehearn @Chris_Sherwood Michelle is copying everything she says! Disgusting

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5 years

When Anakin goes "now THIS is podracing" the 5-y/o gave an enthusiastic single clap and said "YEAH it is!" as if he fuckin knows anything about anything about podracing

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8 years

@yng_kara that's the joke

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1 year

@averyhatestwt not resume student loan payments, thanks for asking

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6 years

@Official_Alec12 @Xeans @devHoodie @lyserrrgic Something about the way he refers to "father" is also super disturbing

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7 years

@AintShitBen It's definitely funny but also my farm burned and my career is in jeopardy so it's kinda not that funny

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8 months

Lord forgive me but it's time 2 go back 2 tha old me

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5 years

So my homie ran into someone at the airport

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@fellawhomstdve

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2 years

@EKaht @jk_rowling This is one of the saddest & most pathetic things I’ve ever seen

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7 years

@AintShitBen Thanks. But on the real our 60-year old neighbor was like "it smelled pretty good!"

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@_danbe @isaiah_bb

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@ManuclearBomb

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7 years

@AintShitBen Hey, laughter is the best medicine. And right now around here it's kinda laugh or cry

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@WolfmanZack_

4 years

If anyone slanders Buster Posey they can meet me the fuck in Temecula

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4 years

Buster Posey and his wife are adopting identical twin girls. That is why he has missed time in camp. The twins were born prematurely and stable but will be in NICU for some time. He is opting out of the season.

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2 years

House of the Dragon review: they showed someone’s straight-up butthole. 5 stars no notes

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@fellawhomstdve

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2 years

@fellawhomstdve I have ascended beyond emotional connection to tentpole IP, I am immune to any level of quality; I am not afraid

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4 years

. @BryndenBFish ya done fucked up

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1 year

@averyhatestwt @tnelly31 if McCarthy has more leverage and power than the President then we need to unplug it and start over from scratch

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7 months

@ManuclearBomb the colors here, plus the little perspective shifts while everyone was trying to stay out of sight... just kicks it all off so masterfully. Immediately hooked

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5 years

Why is it so hard for you to imagine going through life without acting like a total piece of shit?

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8 years

@mattgaetz this is a cowardly and selfish statement.

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@ManuclearBomb

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6 years

@UrbanAchievr

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2 years

@GRRMspeaking Linda Antonsson, the notorious racist? That's a yikes from me dawg

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2 years

@tredhawk3 @NickoGallo Wow they put up a real fight

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3 years

@CaitlinPacific How do those fucking boots taste

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8 months

I need a minute here ok

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7 months

@ManuclearBomb shit man i was just stoked they were using Japanese, i fully expected it to be 100% english going in

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4 years

Hark, . @PoorQuentyn : a raven from the Wall

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6 years

@nytimes Have you checked the NYT opinion section yet

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2 years

💀💀💀

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1 year

@LoveyJess @THR This is one of the worst tweets I've ever seen. You've ruined my day. Thanks

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8 years

@yng_kara nah, it's all good over here

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4 years

@NeilYoungNYA Guessing they've never listened to the verse lyrics

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@ZeroT_H @PUNISHEDASH

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5 years

What was the point of resurrecting Jon Snow if no one is gonna talk about it and it had zero effect on his character

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7 years

@GrantBrisbee @estherschindler I've been sitting here for 5 minutes trying to come up with a response and I've got nothin. I feel so owned

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@WolfmanZack_

4 years

@robdelaney The other three ARE his legacy

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6 years

@MrFilmkritik Wait... Chris Pratt is a republican???? Bummer

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2 years

@Hey_Brian

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@lukeisamazing

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4 years

@maddow @timkawakami Telling people to "go vote" is missing the entire point by a country mile

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8 years

@CNN @robdelaney I have nipples, Rob, could you milk me?

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1 year

@lukeisamazing The GOAT

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2 years

😓😓😓

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2 years

@HeheWaitWhut this is some shit a 13-year old would post and think they made a new and profound Point about something

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8 years

@TheEconomist go fuck yourself

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11 months

@fellawhomstdve Piss Ascendancy

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6 years

@erikmal @whatwouldDOOdo He's right. Put Stan Van Gundy in shorts + tank. Put Andy Reid in full pads

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1 year

@fellawhomstdve family coded

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1 year

@SonyaShaykhoun @jg4lt2a BBQ smells fuckin delicious

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3 years

@michelletandler Sounds like a personal problem. I was jerking off by age 8 and fuckin by age 14. Grow up

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5 years

None cuter. Welcome to the world Goldie!

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7 years

@rustymk2 @CrystalPepsi Or is he implying that she has no idea what she's doing down there?

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1 year

@awards_watch @AvryRobinOtt You know he's sitting on so much b-roll foot shots from Once Upon a Time

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7 years

@jowrotethis @patman23 @HuntPants @BryndenBFish My theory is that GRRM's kink is to go out in public with the finished manuscripts tucked under his clothes

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1 year

@fellawhomstdve its the only one with Watto. it defends itself on that merit

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1 year

@averyhatestwt right so making all these people living paycheck to paycheck further tighten their spending in order to resume loan payments is definitely gonna be great for them individually and the country as a whole, got it

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@NotACastASOIAF @BryndenBFish @PoorQuentyn I love you guys, and your silly little podcast too. Congrats on finishing off ACOK!

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5 years

@jowrotethis @StormofSpoilers Ant-Man, to the sea!

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6 years

@Official_Alec12 @Xeans @devHoodie @lyserrrgic One common thread among these types is an extreme lack of self awareness

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5 years

Tfw I put the kid to bed and load up the bong

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@jowrotethis

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2 years

Sports can be so stupid (and this is pretty stupid!) but think about how much joy these two men have brought to our lives BEFORE you even consider things like the homer in DC or the 37-pt quarter. Just these silly moment and quotes alone, for a decade +

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Brandon Belt on Klay's invitation to go boating on the Bay: "I'm 100% down for being co-captains. I can be captain baseball. Klay can be basketball captain. We can have a football one and hockey one, too. We can even have secret captain meetings. I'm down for anything."

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@NoahGrayCNN @WHPublicPool @kinja @Gizmodo Narc

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@MarvelMultive @4KSpideyShots This looks like a shitty PS2 cut scene

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@slickDA1st @warriorsworld those white dudes on the bench looked fuckin terrified

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7 years

@gwiss @samesfandiari And now this exists

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5 years

Kobe Bryant the rapist?

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7 years

@SheaSerrano dude, the graph about Matt Barnes driving 95 miles and maintaining his level of hype the entire drive had me weeping

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1 year

@HeheWaitWhut They were recently exposed after a recent meltdown, definitely a teenager

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6 years

@kwilli1046 This is district 34, try being better at lies & fabrication

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1 year

@fellawhomstdve They shoulda just let Cobb Vanth take over the name & armor

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@lukeisamazing

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8 years

@seanhannity holy shit that is fucking fascist

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@mrfeelswildride @elbee37 I sometimes reference the hair-bonding thing with my other bearded friends...

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@DannyVegito

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@ThompsonScribe @StephenCurry30 @KlayThompson

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@ESPNStatsInfo Pablo Sandoval did it in the 2012 World Series and won MVP

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@AintShitBen 🙏🏼

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5 years

@pattymo Where the guy who plays Thanos sat on his own balls and they had to stop filming for a few days?

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8 years

@NRA god-given? You're fucking trippin'

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2 years

Ok the news is not great. In fact it's the Bad news. Hug your pets.

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2 years

Well I drove 45 minutes to the emergency vet at 4am because our cat was freaking out and breathing weird so this year is off to just a fantastic fuckin start

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@JaneOst_ 9000 lbs is a batshit insane amount of lbs for a vehicle to weigh

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@mviser Said the guy who voted for $1.5tr in tax cuts

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@jowrotethis @StormofSpoilers

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@chrislhayes Good, they can get fucked

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@skjask We don't support apartheid states, sorry if that offends. Wait, no, I'm not sorry.

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@Ken_Rosenthal Wrong. The model should be that the player is banned for life. No quarter for abusers.

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8 years

@darth @BuzzFeedNews @mikehearn @ellievhall I can't believe we have this clip of Michelle copying Melania and no one is doing anything!

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@WolfmanZack_

1 year

"compassion is killing people" is one of the worst, most soulless quotes in the 150,000-year history of human language. congrats to @LondonBreed on this stunning achievement.

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What's going on in San Francisco? Here's a mayor who oversaw the closing of a center that reversed hundreds of overdoses turning us back to failed War on Drugs tactics and openly advocating that we remove "compassion" from our policies.

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Wow Danaerys fans are toxic as fuck and are, as a group, humorless. How exhausting

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