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@Nobummmer
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21 days
Lid was hot so I ripped a piece of the hamburger helper off to protect my hands. I’m using every part of the box, like how the Native Americans did when they had hamburger helper. Nothing goes to waste
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I say this as a Zoomer but the most defining trait of Gen Z is fear. Afraid to call people on the phone, schedule appointments, smoke, drink, have sex, etc. Very strange
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2 years
I’ve seen marijuana destroy some of the most mediocre minds of our generation
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7 months
Will always have a soft spot for this run of hipsters. Instead of just complaining online they got quite a bit done in the real world. Brought great bars, restaurants, shops, etc to crappy parts of 3rd rate cities. They gave us a lot
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@Nobummmer
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7 months
This came out when I was in high school and changed just about everything. We had it on repeat and wore crazy $5 thrifted outfits and smoked cigarettes at the public park after class. It was our Nevermind
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10 years ago today Mac DeMarco dropped his sophomore album 'Salad Days.' 🥗
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@pitythewicked My bad, was saving the rest of the box to make a hat
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@Nobummmer
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2 months
@paulpepperone This feels right at least in my experience. Add in the 08 recession too
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2 years
@Project08295095 My buddy Kyle
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2 months
@NorthSteppeson Financial ruin, layoffs, bankruptcy etc. The recession left a large impact on me as a child
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@Nobummmer
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2 months
@seltzergenius Probably some combination of this and generally just spending less time outside and face to face with people gives you less chances to establish independence and go through the typical trials that build a sense of self security and character
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@Nobummmer
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2 years
I saw my wife eating ice cream right out of the container. Gave me the oink. Cheated on her the next day with my secretary
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2 years
@fastrlife Once you get “the ick” with a man it’s hard to turn back. I got it with my ex husband when he screamed out help in a panic during a scuba swim test in a swimming pool.
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@Nobummmer
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2 months
@volvicstorm98 It’s devastating, like he’s already dead
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@Nobummmer
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1 year
Every soda brand now has the logo running horizontally across the can instead of vertically. Why is this? I have no idea.
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@Nobummmer
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10 months
It is good to eat McDonalds once or twice a month because it is sterile and resets your gut microbiome. I recommend a meal there between 600-800 calories and it must include the fries
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@Nobummmer
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21 days
@GreyM0user @Shatter242 What is this? Some sort of hand stocking?
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@Nobummmer
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2 months
@MuckDuck6 @NorthSteppeson I was around 10 years old. Step dad lost his job, other kids at school had parents lose their jobs. We might have not understood the intricacies but we could feel our parents’ panic
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@Nobummmer
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1 year
Acquiring these items to “Italian American Restaurantmaxx” my dining room
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@Nobummmer
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2 months
@JJ_McCullough Love your videos JJ you are an inspiration. Funny enough, the FDA does report a slight decrease in Vape/E-Cig usage among high schoolers in 2023. Obviously this doesn’t account for older zoomers and in my anecdotal evidence use is still very high .
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@Nobummmer
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5 months
Always wanted to try the bag of random pills at the gas station
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@Nobummmer
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8 months
I love bland foods
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@Nobummmer
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3 years
I want to be part of the 40 person team who decides what Obama’s favorite movies and music of the year was
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2 months
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@Nobummmer
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1 year
@Tydoo711 @PaulSkallas Your worst nightmare
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1 year
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@Nobummmer
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7 months
@kindlyone92 They had sauce bro imagine you live in Charlotte or Orlando and you see these dudes pull up in 2009
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@Nobummmer
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1 year
How I was part of a MK ULTRA experiment at Chili’s, a thread 🧵
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@Nobummmer
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2 years
“I always knew my ex boyfriend was back on drugs when he’d post pictures of himself in a bucket hat” - Dasha
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2 years
@lonelyfag15 Justice for bodegachad
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@Nobummmer
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1 year
Love toothpaste packaging, its completely bucked the trend of minimalism. Its packaging has more in common with a Yugioh card than it does any other toiletry.
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2 years
@300lbMorrissey True chad energy vs internet guys
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@Nobummmer
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7 months
@JerryTurin Good take, can see that in their love of military style haircuts, facial hair, bespoke dress, etc. they reached back about 60 years grasping for some kind of masculinity. Tried their best
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1 year
Somewhere there is a crystal tennis court and a pool reflecting the sun and a ten story shopping mall with everything you need and all that surrounds it for miles are green windows xp hills
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1 year
Best concert I have ever witnessed thank you Morrissey
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@Nobummmer
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6 months
Things that disgust me: - Other people’s refrigerators - Lunch boxes (smell weird) - Any noise related to someone’s nails - Cheeto dust on fingers - When people lick their fingers - Any form of store bought refrigerated sandwich - Mayo based “salads”
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@Nobummmer
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2 years
@LandsharkRides It’s because he’s at an angle. The other animals are face on when they explode. Not as funny. Also boars are known for their internal spiritual conflict
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@Nobummmer
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2 years
I need the milady people to tap in
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2 years
@LandsharkRides There is a famous story of a boar who can’t decide to eat figs that fell from a tree or to try and hunt a snake. In his indecision he is killed by a hunter. I like to think he made that exploding face
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@Nobummmer
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3 years
Design wise we are in the worst time of the past 50 years easily. Everything looks like shit. Literally everything new
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2 years
I bought a milady
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@Nobummmer
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3 years
Love your community. The local pizza joint, the city library, the Greek diner, and the public park. It’s all for you so please enjoy it
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2 years
As a teen I intuitively understood that rage against the machine is one of the gayest bands of all time
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@Nobummmer
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3 months
Today is my birthday, I am now 25
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@Nobummmer
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1 year
My strongest unpopular opinion is that I love fake plants and I miss when they were ubiquitous in public spaces. They’re charming, almost retro-futuristic. Like those old visions of the future where every balcony was a sustainable farm
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@Nobummmer
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3 months
Been dreaming about a small square pool built right into the floor. Small enough to walk around but deep enough to jump into to cool off. Like a cold plunge. Mockup below
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4 years
Why is a women only gym controversial at all? I think that would be a good thing if anything
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5 months
I don’t believe in past lives but I do believe in some sort of collective mental inheritance you get from your past ancestors that can feel similar. Like random memories that don’t quite seem like yours or natural affinity in certain fields or innate physical skills
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5 months
@troutfishfarms Taking this for a spin rn
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4 years
@Robb_gon @NormieRotten Oh danny boy the pipes the pipes are calling
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7 months
Always wanted to go to one of these underground pool cavers. Feels like they exist in the dream world
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@Nobummmer
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7 months
I’m in a terrible mood today and the deep state has hired twice as many people to be in my way at the grocery store
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@Nobummmer
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1 year
808s and Heartbreak themed workout
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11 months
Would you quit your job to work a job where you had to go in to an office everyday and sit in a cubicle and watch 8 hours of Jimmy Neutron a day? No work just sitting there and watching it with full attention. It pays the same as your current job
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@Nobummmer
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1 year
I know many of my followers have adandonment issues, so I just want to assure you, I will never leave you. What we have is forever
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2 years
Balding young is such a spiritual experience, to face your mortality head on at 18,19,20 changes someone, i noticed a lot of bald guys move in packs, like in Breaking Bad, lot of trust there
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7 months
How much money would you need to be paid to never leave the US Central Timezone? If you leave you instantly die. One time lump sum payment non-taxable
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1 year
People don’t understand the grocery discourse. The entire purpose of living in the United States is to be able to afford snack foods. You shouldn’t shame people for being upset the price of Chips Ahoy has doubled. They broke the National covenant
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4 years
@annakhachiyan Anti Italian discrimination
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3 years
Greek mass shooter named Manifestos
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4 years
Can’t trust anyone that doesn’t believe in conspiracy theories
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1 year
I did some research and I believe this is a new type of MK ULTRA experiment to see how people’s tastes can be manipulated. I can’t find any record of the song, but I’ll be back at Chili’s this week with a recorder and to interview the staff. Make sure you stick around
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@Nobummmer
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2 years
Being unemployed is so gangster, just strolling around town collecting items
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1 year
Announcement: the intention was not to make the candle and cups look like sexual pelvis and legs
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11 months
Pretty crazy that Kanye was right about this guy being a handler in the end. For what it’s worth he was also Brittney Murphy’s “trainer” when she died
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According to DailyMail, Harley Pasternak, who allegedly threatened Kanye with taking away his children and having him committed to a psychiatric hospital is suspected of tracking Ye in his hotel in Dubai
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4 months
I need to be in a pool at night. I need to float around like the DVD logo and bounce off the walls and have a conversation with my eyes closed. I need to sit on furniture made of PVC pipe and call my best friend my brother and count the droplets on my arms
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3 years
Yeah I’m a unique guy. I love the Sopranos, The Simpsons, AND Seinfield. No one’s ever done it like me
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2 years
@OsoBlancoX This inspired violence in me but towards him
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2 years
@SusieBdds I think we actually agree with each other
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8 months
Thursday in the 4HL….weird portal in my office
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7 months
The steam room is effective because it recreates the visual landscape of a foggy morning or having tears in your eyes. Good place to contemplate
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@pglonghouse It felt very lucky that we had something come out that created a real youth culture with fashion and music and all. Very lucky
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1 year
You rarely see a commercial now starring anthropomorphized versions of the product, what’s up with that?
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3 months
The best life decision I made was not attempting to buy a “gaming pc” as a teenager. I shudder thinking how sideways things could have gone
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Whenever I tell someone I’m from Florida there is a 59% chance they’ll say “uhhh you know its going to be underwater in 20 years, right?” and then look at me like they deserve a Nobel Prize
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Grandma’s house
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2 years
I pay $750 in subscriptions a month to learn how to be an alpha male
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3 years
Driving into oncoming traffic saying “Oy I’m driving British I’m driving Bri’sh” while my wife and children scream
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2 years
@Grimkaizer This is actually really good advice
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2 years
I used to be 16 listening to Elvis Depressedly and now I do spreadsheets
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1 year
@Howlingmutant0 “Appreciate it original gangster!”
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1 month
Animals instinctively turn away when you try and photograph them because they understand that demons enter through lens to lens contact and the contract to create and possess an image requires the release of one demon from your phone’s chipset
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2 months
Thrift stores have fallen off a cliff over the past few years. All $5 shirts that people got for free at a fun run now
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1 month
Happy Saturday my friends
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7 months
I’m really a poster’s poster. I’d have more followers but I’m just too deep and cool and stuff…Type of poster your old man puts you on to
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@Nobummmer
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1 year
The grocery store is a beautiful museum and soda cans are its greatest paintings
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2 years
People think being nice is unattractive (for a man) because they imagine it as being passive. Active kindness is very masculine and attractive. Doing things to make others lives easier is the most manly thing you can do
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2 years
It’s my birthday
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1 year
Pinterest is a very valuable tool for vibe creation and manifestation. Girls were right about this
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2 months
I don’t think I was conscious until i was 23, which in a way makes me 2 years old, and for a 2 year old I’m pretty ahead in life
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1 year
@LandsharkRides Here is my suggestion as a humble Brasileiro
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1 year
Many girls who were very cool in high school now frequent my gym. I am now lifting for both me and 16 year old me. We both will win…
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4 months
Beautiful overcast day here. Always that way on the 4th. Time for ice cream
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4 years
@lporiginalg Nooo not actually taking practical steps to fix my physical health which directly correlates to mental health. I need ssris monster and funko pops to fill the void
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3 months
Thinking about McDonalds…I’m double quarter pondering…
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2 years
If I could only reach into this photo and grab a cigarette and be transported to the fast paced world of cigarette ads flying down this great planes highway headed across the country to vegas to spend all night drunk around a rooftop pool shaped like a lighter
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In the sticks for today
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