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@NoCupsEver1970

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oldest team to never win a Stanley cup.

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@NoCupsEver1970
54 years of failure - Canucks
2 years
@MetroUK_Life You know how fucked up the work-life balance is when working normal expected hours and meeting your job description is referred to as "quitting".
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54 years of failure - Canucks
11 months
@Aviewfromabroad You've forgotten about Vancouver @canucks fanbase...destroying local businesses to over $4M damage because you lost a hockey game.
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@RinkRatReport Pretty cool that the Bruins get to relive their 2011 championship over the team that got upset over not getting their tires pumped. Long live the 2011 Bruins.
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@NoCupsEver1970
54 years of failure - Canucks
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@SNstats Also @canucks have never won a Cup. Being a 0 cup franchise (never won) for 52 years, and NHL record. This makes them the worst team in NHL history.
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@NoCupsEver1970
54 years of failure - Canucks
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@ShippySpins Dallas and Edmonton fans with mural respect. Most fanbases are this way, except the Canucks fans, who are known as the anus of the NHL.
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@stefen_rosner Horvat finding a real fanbase. Not like the losers in Vancouver who wanted him to lose games for a higher draft pick. Good for him.
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@Raymond_Hatt If people are critical thinkers, its no better than "C". Clearly struck out on plan A (Guentzel, Tanev) and Plan B (Zadorov, Lindholm). Got low risk deals and raised the floor, but lowered the ceiling for a "win now" team. It's more weird than anything.
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@NoCupsEver1970
54 years of failure - Canucks
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@dekeypete1640 I like the way you shrink his neck
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@NoCupsEver1970
54 years of failure - Canucks
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@FriedgeHNIC Edmonton beats Canucks again. And has better viral videos. Reminder: Canucks have 0 cups in their entire 54 years history. No team has been worse.
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@NoCupsEver1970
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@Keener_Jerseys The orca in the Canucks logo represents the letter c in the word "sucks".
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@TSN_Sports Hahaha, @canucks great season.
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@NoCupsEver1970
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@taj1944 I heard Mayor Ken Sim asked to have it in Vancouver, since they've never hosted a Stanley cup parade.
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@NoCupsEver1970
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@BR_OpenIce Connor McDavid has had 6 100 point seasons. That is only 1 less than the entire @canucks 53 year old franchise.
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@NoCupsEver1970
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@DhaliwalSports @DonnieandDhali Sound like he prefers Toronto.
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@NoCupsEver1970
54 years of failure - Canucks
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@NHLhistorygirl Jagr has more career assists than any Canuck has POINTS. Puts into perspective how great a player Jagr was, as well as how bad the Canucks have been (0 cups in 53 years of existence...NHL record for being a "never won" team). ๐Ÿ™€
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@NoCupsEver1970
54 years of failure - Canucks
2 years
@patersonjeff Did you mistype "Will to win"? I think it reads "Will we ever win?" Are you sure?
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@NoCupsEver1970
54 years of failure - Canucks
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@BigHeadHcky McDavid, barring injury, will surpass 1070 pts this year. That will exceed any Canucks player...ever. Just another example of the Oilers dominance of the Canucks.
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@NoCupsEver1970
54 years of failure - Canucks
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@taj1944 If EDM wins, I laugh at Canucks fans because 6 cups is > 0. If FLA wins, I laugh at Canucks fans, because there are only 10 cup less virgins left, none older than Canucks. If DAL wins, I will laugh at Canucks because they're oldest cup virgins in NHL history. Win, win, win!!!
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@NoCupsEver1970
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@TheodoreTooth NHL refuses to put @canucks on Stanley Cup Despite pleas from the Canucks fans to be put on as a participation badge, NHL said you actually have to win. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
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@NoCupsEver1970
54 years of failure - Canucks
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@MartinJD_ @Canucks @McDonaldsCanada Fun fact: @canucks have never won a Cup. They've been a "nothing but failure - 0 cup history" for 52 years. This is an NHL record and makes them objectively, the worst team in NHL history.
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@NoCupsEver1970
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@CollinDrafts_88 Very insecure fanbase. Unhinged. All of Nashville is seeing how terrible the pathetic fanbase is.
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@imacSportsnet What a whiner, ๐Ÿ˜‚
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54 years of failure - Canucks
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@CollinDrafts_88 The @canucks are the anus of the NHL fanbases. Fun fact: the Canucks are the oldest cup virgin in NHL history. Fun fact: their backup goalie was convicted of domestic assault.
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@NoCupsEver1970
54 years of failure - Canucks
4 months
@patersonjeff Jeff, isn't it a bit, uhhh, ridiculous for a reporter to tell a player how to do his job? Seems pretty arrogant for a reporter to tell him how to play. Like if Pettersson told you how to write your article.
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@NoCupsEver1970
54 years of failure - Canucks
1 year
@NHLNetwork Check out my NHL tier list as an objective way to identify who the worst team in NHL history is!
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Comparing current @canucks core to Tampa...hmm, Allvin might be an idiot, or he might just be a marketer.
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@NoCupsEver1970
54 years of failure - Canucks
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@FieryBreadman Canucks totally choked. That team and fanbase is simply full of losers. They got drenched 8-1 in the first 5 periods of game 6 and 7.
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@NoCupsEver1970
54 years of failure - Canucks
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@501Broadway The amount of disrespect coming from Canucks fans is annoying but expected. The oldest cup virgin team acts like they're somehow superior to the rest of the league. Go preds. Let's take down that terrible Canucks fanbase
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54 years of failure - Canucks
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@L_Fairy77 I live in Vancouver. The whole Canucks fanbase is incredibly insecure because no one cares about them. They're the oldest cup virgins in NHL history. The entire fanbase identity is about whining and crying for attention.
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@NoCupsEver1970
54 years of failure - Canucks
2 years
@PR_NHL @NHLBruins @canucks fans still think the 2011 finals were rigged. Lol. Still laughing at their failure today. Was great to see the bruins beat them so soundly in 2011.
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@NoCupsEver1970
54 years of failure - Canucks
3 months
@patersonjeff With respect to Jeff, what Tocchet really meant was "no one WANTED us to be here".
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54 years of failure - Canucks
1 year
@NHL Elias Pettersson may not be underrated, but he will get more attention once he can move to a winner. He's had to play on one of the worst teams in the NHL (Canucks) who have missed playoffs 7 of last 8 years! He has stated his desire to leave.
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54 years of failure - Canucks
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@taj1944 Canucks fans get upset very easily. Maybe they will use this as an excuse for never winning a cup?
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@heavyoilcontry @canucks fans are a disgusting bunch.
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@NoCupsEver1970
54 years of failure - Canucks
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@NHL @EdmontonOilers Amazing stat: McDavid can tie the entire Canucks franchise (all 52 years) with 6 100+ pt seasons, if he scores 100pts this year.
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@RobTheHockeyGuy Oilers fans...even if you lose the series, at least you're not a 54 year old cup virgin franchise. Lol Canucks are worst team in NHL history.
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1 year
@Hockey2L Maybe we should have tanked harder for bedard or at least a top 5 pick, where all the stars are projected to go.
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@NoCupsEver1970
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@BR_OpenIce @CamandStrick Listening to it was such cringe. He will be a perfect fit in Vancouver. Overrated, and always whining.
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@NoCupsEver1970
54 years of failure - Canucks
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@risingaction Patrick, this is a sad take. The Canucks simply lost. They scored 8 goals in a 7 game series.
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@GinoHard_ Canucks are the oldest cup virgins in NHL history (54 years and counting).
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54 years of failure - Canucks
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@nucksjaysnraps @wiley_canuck Maybe he doesn't want to play on a perennial doormat anymore? Missed playoffs 6 of 7, this year will make it 7 of 8. What a terrible team.
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@NoCupsEver1970
54 years of failure - Canucks
1 year
@nhlsunsets Canucks owner is an alleged child abuser but unpunished and uninvestigated by NHL. Blackhawks owner was not aware at time and cleaned house after an investigation. Blackhawks trying to redeem themselves, Canucks fans continue to support alleged child abuser.
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54 years of failure - Canucks
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@NHL Great to see Guentzel go somewhere other than the @canucks . The Canucks are the oldest cup virgin in NHL history, and their fanbase is regarded for riots and being the anus of the NHL.
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@BarDown Watching the @canucks melt down after guaranteeing a Cup win, begging for having their tires pumped and practicing carrying a cup made me a fan for life! Who are these losers? They should never win, because they are jerks.
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@NHL @AnzeKopitar @LAKings Kopitar is a 2 time cup winner, amazing career and has won more Stanley cups than teams like the @canucks entire franchise!
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54 years of failure - Canucks
1 year
@PRiMETIMESNOOP_ Why are you missing the alleged child abuse allegations
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@NoCupsEver1970
54 years of failure - Canucks
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@KailerMemeamoto Canucks fans think the Stanley Cup is awarded in January. They have to cope because they're 53 year old Cupless virgins....worst in NHL history.
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@NoCupsEver1970
54 years of failure - Canucks
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@DonTaylor5 Lol, Canucks fans need alternative realities. Here's the reality - you have 0 cups and you're the oldest team to be a cup virgin. Canucks fans would rather have excuses and lose, than actually win.
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1 year
@NHL @EdmontonOilers Two truly iconic Canadian franchises move on to round 2. Great for Canadian hockey! Although the @canucks are perhaps the worst team in NHL history (Cup-less virgins after 53 years), I'm grateful that 2 good teams will represent Canada.
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@dhockey13 @canucks fans are SO insecure and everyone knows it. Everyone just laughs at them. You've had 54 years but the Canucks still haven't won even won a single cup. Oldest cup virgin in NHL history. The league's laughingstock.
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@wiley_canuck Canucks honored Roger Neilsen as an all-time whiner and complainer. This is what happens when you never won a Stanley Cup. All you have are excuses.
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@NoCupsEver1970
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@BR_OpenIce If the Canucks don't win a cup this year, they will extend their own NHL record for being the oldest team in NHL history to never win a cup. (54 years).
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@NiqhilVelji Canucks still living in "could've and would've". It's been that way for 54 years...nothing but failure.
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@passittobulis The morning of 9/11 is a day that foreshadowed terrible events. This is also true of the events from 2001.
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54 years of failure - Canucks
8 months
@NHL @Cmakar8 Cale Makar has more Stanley cups and Norris trophies than the Canucks entire 53 year, franchise history. He made Quinn Hughes his bitch tonight.
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54 years of failure - Canucks
2 years
@DhaliwalSports This team has given us 0 Stanley cups in 52 years. This is just 53. We missed playoffs last 2 years and 6 of last 7. It was obvious our team would be bad this year Losing is our culture. It's what we do best.
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@racheldoerrie Why did this get posted? Seems like it should've been a private conversation with names deleted?
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@FarhanLaljiTSN Tocchet is a great coach, as he showed in Arizona and Tampa Bay. Already tuning him out.
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2 years
@MapleLeafs Leafs fans... You have 13 Cups. 2nd most in history. You have a drought, but remember, Cups is what counts. The Canucks have 0 Cups in franchise history. Nothing but failure in 52 years...worst franchise in NHL history. Don't let them ever chirp you.
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54 years of failure - Canucks
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@501Broadway Canucks fanbase is going to attack you all series. They're a bunch of morons. I will assist your fanbase whenever you need some chirpbacks. Anyone I should be following? Go preds!!!
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54 years of failure - Canucks
3 months
I can't believe I'm saying it...but Canucks fans are disliked and hated even more than I thought. Go Preds.
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3 months
Are all Canucks fans so dumb they can't use Google? Not all of them. But Robert Gable is one.
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54 years of failure - Canucks
5 months
Oilers - statue of Gretzky winning cup Kings - statue of Brown winning cup Boston - statue of cup winning goal Canucks - statue of coach surrendering and complaining about refs @canucks and their fans are eternal losers.
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@NoCupsEver1970
54 years of failure - Canucks
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@JFreshHockey Crosby has almost as many 100 pt seasons as the entire Canucks franchise. And he has more cups! (Although the Canucks have 0 cups, so it's more of a damnation of them being terrible).
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2 years
@criticalcanuck @Canucks Can't get enough of it...
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@NHL_Bouchard If Florida wins the cup, there will only be 10 teams left without a cup banner. Of those, no team is older than the hapless @canucks , who still haven't won after 54 years. The @canucks are the NHLs poster child for failure.
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54 years of failure - Canucks
11 months
@FriedgeHNIC Foreshadowing of the news that he's ready to bolt. Who can blame him? He's a winner and doesn't want to be stuck on a loser. They haven't made the playoffs in 3 years. That's an eternity to an NHL player.
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54 years of failure - Canucks
2 months
@Sportsnet650 Bruce Gamble. Played for Canucks in WHL. He was the first and only NHL goalie to suffer a heart attack mid-game, keep playing and win. He beat the hapless Canucks. Reminder: @canucks are the worst team in NHL history, with 0 cups wins in their entire 54 year history.
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54 years of failure - Canucks
2 years
@wiley_canuck "The beatings will continue until morale improves".
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54 years of failure - Canucks
1 year
@oldhockeycards @canucks are most famous for having no cup wins in their entire 52 year history. No NHL team has been Cup-less virgin for longer.
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@MathiasMejia_ @Canucks @McDonaldsCanada Agreed. The @Canucks have never won the Stanley Cup. They've been around for 52 years. No franchise has been a "nothing but failure" team longer. This makes them the worst team in NHL history.
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6 months
@Suark88 Yes, the Canucks are extremely insecure. Fun fact: the Canucks are the oldest cup virgins in NHL history...0 cups in 53 years. Oilers are vastly superior in any way. Unless you think Stanley cups are won in January.
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More fun pictures for the playoffs! Go Preds!!!
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@HockeySportPod Yes, but he made the NHL and you did not. It's easy for him to flex you.
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@NHLdotcom @Zeisberger @EdmontonOilers How great is McDavid? He's got as many individual 100 pt seasons as the entire 53 year Canucks history (Bure x2, Mogilny, H Sedin, D Sedin, Naslund). Just a reminder of how McDavid has dominated over the NHL's anus franchise @canucks (0 cups, 53 years as "never won" team).
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54 years of failure - Canucks
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@NJDevils Quinn wishes he was on NJD.
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@NHL @PR_NHL @canucks historic collapse, to the surprise of no one, is incoming. They can extend their NHL record for futility to 54 years...as a Cupless franchise.
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2 months
@ian_mendes Punched above their weight? They spend to the cap, all their core players are in their prime and the have no cap space and blew their prospects and draft capital at the deadline.
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@tommykippes2 It's a pretty easy response from Gazdic... - Canucks are losers, they literally lost before the playoffs were half over and have 0 cups - only a loser would say "we took you to 7". You lost. - I made the NHL, did you. Canucks fans will lose any chirp to @lukegazdic
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54 years of failure - Canucks
2 months
@MajorMoose_ The Canucks are the oldest cup virgin in NHL history. 54 years of failure. It's laughable how bad this team is.
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54 years of failure - Canucks
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The Predators fanbase seems extremely bright and confident. I love it. Considering all the disrespect Canucks fans have given to Nashville (who have outperformed Canucks over the last several years except for a slow first 1/2 of 2023-24).
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Smashville's Finest
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I think Iโ€™ve found my favorite #Canucks hater account. Give my guy a follow.
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54 years of failure - Canucks
7 months
Great to see @JoshuaGriffith0 reporting featured in the hockey news. Becoming a powerhouse in the industry. Great job.
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54 years of failure - Canucks
11 months
@patersonjeff Wonder what his excuse will be this year? I look forward to this every year. Last year he blamed the org and his dad's health and requested a trade. Then he realized the problem was himself when the entire league passed on him. Then he begged to stay. Thank God he is handsome.
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54 years of failure - Canucks
5 months
@Petey4Hart Canucks didn't want to trade Lekkerimaki, hurricanes simply had a much better offer.
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54 years of failure - Canucks
10 months
@NHL @NJDevils @ESPNPlus @TVASports My expectation is that he will convince Quinn to come and play with his brothers and win, instead of repeatedly losing in Vancouver. I don't think it will take much convincing. The @canucks are the most hopeless team in the league.
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54 years of failure - Canucks
1 month
@Sportsnet @EdmontonOilers Win or lose, the oilers will have 5 or 6 cups. Some teams have never won, none older than the hapless Canucks...still 0 cups after 54 years...an NHL record for failure.
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54 years of failure - Canucks
3 months
Nashville fans: another example of how terrible the @canucks fanbase was in 2011 and 1994. In both years, after being humiliated in the finals, the fanbase destroyed local Vancouver businesses. Total damages over $5M.
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54 years of failure - Canucks
2 months
@NavDosanjh1983 @JRLV_Inc @lukegazdic @Canucks @EdmontonOilers @Sportsnet But the Canucks fans are the anus of the NHL. Everyone knows that, Luke is just saying it openly
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54 years of failure - Canucks
2 months
@canuck5551 If Nashville held on for 7 more seconds, Canucks fans would be making up hypotheticals on how they would've beat Nashville instead.
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54 years of failure - Canucks
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@EPetey4O I have a soft spot for the Oilers because they humiliated the Canucks in the playoffs this year. I also have a soft spot for Vegas because they won a Cup in 6 years and Canucks still don't have one in 54 years. That's hilarious.
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54 years of failure - Canucks
2 months
@JasonGregor Wow, already had 7 cup finals and won 5 of them. Contrast to the Canucks. 0 cups, in 54 years. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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54 years of failure - Canucks
1 year
@Sportsnet @canucks have 0 cups wins in 53 years of existence. No one has been worse. They've also missed the playoffs 7 of the last 8 years, no one has been worse in the West @canucks are the laughingstocks and anus of the NHL.
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@NoCupsEver1970
54 years of failure - Canucks
10 months
@BR_OpenIce Canucks have been in the league for 53 years, and have 0 Stanley cups! They also have a sub .500 record. Canucks shall be recognized as the worst team in NHL history.
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54 years of failure - Canucks
11 months
@Sportsnet Niedermayer is an all-time great, and another BC kid who won a Cup by avoiding playing for his hometown team, the ham-fisted @canucks . Let's hope Connor Bedard is another, while the @canucks extend their record for most years as a franchise without ever having a championship.
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54 years of failure - Canucks
2 years
@LachInTheCrease JT Miller is the heart and soul of this lackluster team.
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