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rough as toast, foghorn for a mouth and knickers never on - chocolate malted milk stan account #BeMoreMartyn (he/him) 🤪

Manchester
Joined February 2009
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@LiamLambrini
Liam
4 years
tomorrow marks the start of a perfectly rectangular February, something that we only get on the calendar once every 200 years!!
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3 years
where’s HER origin story?!
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@LiamLambrini
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2 years
it’s time to ⚠️BeReal⚠️
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@LiamLambrini
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29 days
I am 33 years old and I still consider the first week of September to be more of a new year than January 1st new pencil case new me x
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3 years
I just fainted
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4 years
February 2020 February 2021
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Liam
4 years
you scumbag you maggot, she’s an African Grey parrot
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2 years
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@Independent
The Independent
2 years
King Charles III ‘to break from tradition’ with coronation outfit choice
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4 years
wouldn’t it be great if all supermarkets only advertised with PoC from now on and then all the racists just starved and died x
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6 years
is that a threat?
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@LiamLambrini
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3 years
I’m seething with rage
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@LiamLambrini
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3 years
6 years since one of the most tragic moments of my life 🙃
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@LiamLambrini
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2 years
crazy to think that it’s now been 5 years since I walked down to the arena with Martyn to see Ariana and he never came back 😔 I can’t thank him enough for everything he did for me before he died and for everything his memory continues to do for me 💖
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@LiamLambrini
Liam
2 years
obsessed that this is real #CDWM
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3 years
I (for reasons I don’t know) follow the mum from “I’m in me mum’s car” on Snapchat and it warms my heart that she’s so supportive of her son’s transition
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@LiamLambrini
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3 years
I hope the person who invented the Dishmatic is having a lovely day 😌
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@LiamLambrini
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10 months
I’ll be home for Christmoth
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@SkyNews
Sky News
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Tesco recalls Christmas stuffing because it may contain moths Read more 🔗
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@LiamLambrini
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3 years
omg walked past 2 builders and thought I was about to get gay bashed cos one went “look at that tshirt” but then the other went “ah Britney that’s mint” then the first one went “have you seen she wants to get all her dough back from her dad?” and the other went “good for her” 😭
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@LiamLambrini
Liam
4 years
Tamisha Iman is the drag mother of the late Tandi Iman Dupree, who is responsible for one of the most iconic drag moments of all time
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@LiamLambrini
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2 months
when you’re pissed and your friend asks what you want to drink from the bar
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@LiamLambrini
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1 year
was chatting away to this lovely straight woman in a club and she asked me “so when did you come out?” and I started going “oh well I was 18 and I had this boyfriend…” and she goes “oh sorry to stop you but I meant when did you fly out to Ibiza 😭😭
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2 months
19 years ago today, Kinga shoved a bottle of wine up her fanny in the Big Brother garden
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2 years
I absolutely love going out on a Friday cos it means you get my favourite thing which I coined as a “double Sunday” cos Saturday feels like a Sunday but then you get another Sunday on Sunday x
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@LiamLambrini
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9 months
dunno why people waste their annual leave taking the time off between Christmas and New Year, in 3 days the only email I’ve had is from Hello Fresh from when I signed up with my work email to get another free trial
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4 months
I’d be fuming if I was a pop star and had to take me Apple Watch off to do a show, all them wasted steps on stage not being recorded x
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@LiamLambrini
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2 years
Frankie, Mollie, Una, Vanessa, Rochelle, whatcha doing Saturday, girl?
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@trussliz
Liz Truss
2 months
What happened last night was not funny. Far-left activists disrupted the event, which then had to be stopped for security reasons. This is done to intimidate people and suppress free speech. I won't stand for it. Would we see the same reaction if the activists were far-right?
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Liam
1 year
when I tell you I have been CACKLING like a school girl
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@LiamLambrini
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2 years
Prince Louis sat at home cos he wasn’t invited to the funeral after he lamped his mum in the mouth at the Jubilee
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@LiamLambrini
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3 years
I’m shaking that Sophie Anderson is in hospital after one of her implants literally exploded in her chest and her fella this morning has jizzed in a cup to bring and feed it to her when he visits, never a day off
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@LiamLambrini
Liam
8 months
Andrew claiming to be too thick to use the word elusive is literally the cleverest thing he’s ever done 😂 #TheTraitors
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@LiamLambrini
Liam
7 months
THE UNKNOWN HAVE INFILTRATED KYLIE’S #BRITS PERFORMANCE
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5 years
I just don’t understand why you would choose to run a marathon when you could choose to not run a marathon
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3 months
imagine being Anne Marie rn, performing at Glastonbury on the Friday then you’re in court on Monday watching your husband get tried for two counts of rape 😬
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3 years
wtf I’ve been using this water bottle for 2 weeks and only today found paper instructions inside it like wtf?!
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4 years
After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.
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@LiamLambrini
Liam
9 months
Ariana Grande describing her taste in men
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6 years
13 years ago today, Kinga shoved a bottle of wine up her fanny in the Big Brother garden
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@LiamLambrini
Liam
9 months
back in my day you didn’t have step counters built into your phone, you used to have to buy 3 boxes of Special K, cut out the coupons and post them off to Kellogg’s for a free pedometer
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3 years
this is the kind of attention to detail you want from a cat sitter
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3 years
I’m a member of this rate my takeaway group on Facebook and....
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1 year
there are certain jobs where I just don’t understand why the staff have to wear formal wear, like why is the bloke helping you choose glasses in Specsavers basically in top hat and tails
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@LiamLambrini
Liam
9 months
✨ 2024 ✨
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@LiamLambrini
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4 years
shaking that Cher Lloyd has a face mask with the DISGUSTANG girls on it 😂
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@LiamLambrini
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4 months
…who has been logging their hob cleaner consumption on MyFitnessPal, may I ask?
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@LiamLambrini
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3 years
when your waitress brings over 2 cheese pizzas and wants to make sure she got your order right
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3 years
I’m so glad I don’t date because to me this is totally mental? the fella probably chose a pub he was familiar with and thought his date would like, and then this guy pathologises the whole thing and puts him on blast like wtf 😅
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11 months
Hate going to gay Halloween parties. What do you mean you’re Claire from Come Dine With Me?
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3 years
cos there’s nothing scarier than a microwaved steak on a plank
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5 years
14 years ago today, Kinga shoved a bottle of wine up her fanny in the Big Brother garden
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10 months
Cheryl looks like she’s about to shoot a pheasant
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8 months
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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In honor of the 15th anniversary of ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race,’ what’s your favorite moment from show?
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1 year
they need to do an official investigation into how French and Saunders managed to look EXACTLY like whoever they were spoofing for decades
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4 years
when the takeaway people put 2 sets of cutlery in with your order
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3 years
cos there’s nothing scarier than a microwaved steak on a plank
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@LiamLambrini
Liam
7 years
Theresa May repeating that she's strong & stable is like me when I was 14 insisting I was straight every 20 minutes.
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Liam
1 month
Keisha from the Sugababes once pulled up her Wikipedia page to show to the cashier at a shop she was trying to buy a bottle of wine from after they ID’d her, and they still didn’t serve her
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Name your favorite celebrity fact.
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I remember when I used to go out to parties, events, clubs nearly every night of the week, and now my diary is full of… the opening of the Arndale B&M 😭
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3 years
Agatha [2023] starring Brie Larson
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2 years
thinking about them
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Liam
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there’s an elephant in the womb
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🚨 OMG, STOP THE PRESS 🚨 Alexandra Burke has announced the exciting news that she is pregnant with her first child 😭❤️
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2 years
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 “where’d ya get ya car from, eh?” lady announces she will be running for Prime Minister
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4 years
@amycookuws the same people who know it’s an aubergine not eggplant and coriander not cilantro
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7 months
I would pay every penny I have to just watch these two in a house sniping at each other for three weeks #CBBUK
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9 months
everyone still gunning for Jonny based on ‘feelings’ after Anthony laid out a perfectly logical and well thought out explanation as to why Paul must be traitor, thick table #TheTraitors
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2 years
I’m screaming at Alison trying to keep a straight face after Dermot called her a bitch live on air 😭 #ThisMorning
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Liam
1 year
accidentally ordered grilled chicken in my McDonald’s wrap instead of crispy
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10 months
rhinoplasty, lip filler, cheek implants, chin implant, jaw shave, brow bone reduction, buccal fat removal, botox and eye lift
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can’t hear can’t speak can’t see can’t flush the toilet after they’ve had a shit
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#TheTraitors prayer circle: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Diane 🕯 doesn’t take 🕯 a sip 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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calling Liz Tress a former Prime Minister is like calling me a former gymnast cos I did a forward roll once when I was 5 years old
@danwootton
Dan Wootton
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BIG NEWS! We’re taking the show on the road for an exclusive town hall event with the former Prime Minister in Leigh on June 15. Liz Truss said: “It’s great to be returning to Leigh with Dan Wootton and GB News. We want to get Britain growing again.” 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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Paul and Dylan both gone in one night, I could not be happier, the British public do get it right sometimes #bbuk
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4 years
as a Notts alum I knew I recognised Tia Kofi as the star behind this ICONIC piece of Student Union election promo - can’t wait to see what the verse she puts out on #DragRaceUK
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1 year
18 years ago today, Kinga shoved a bottle of wine up her fanny in the Big Brother garden
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1 year
why does the larger Camilla simply not eat the other Camillas? #Coronation
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3 years
there are so many levels to how chaotic this notification is
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2 years
Harvey Weinstein, R Kelly and Stephen Bear all sentenced in the last 10 days
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Liam
4 years
I can’t tell if people are retweeting this because they genuinely think this only happens every 200 years, because they know I’m taking the piss about how often it occurs, or because they just like that it is a rectangle 😂
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Susie Dent scheduling tomorrow’s word of the day tweet
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2 years
me when Sarah Lancashire so much as breathes #HappyValley
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2 years
17 years ago today, Kinga shoved a bottle of wine up her fanny in the Big Brother garden
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2 years
there are FOUR 500g blocks of Cathedral City cheese in my mum’s fridge
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Liam
2 years
if Carol Voderman is responsible for the downfall of this government then I am going to need a 10 part Netflix dramatisation of her life: from her childhood in Prestatyn, getting a third class degree from Cambridge, Countdown and being usurped by the evil RR, to the present day
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Liam
3 years
me: only buys medium eggs since I found out large eggs are specially bred for and really hurt chickens’ bums also me: literally eats chicken
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Liam
4 years
Search “water” in your camera roll and post your favourite.
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@Lukehstyle
Luke Heywood
4 years
Search “water” in your camera roll and post your favourite.
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2 years
one of my fave CBB moments is when Christopher Maloney is all timid trying to approach Gemma like “erm… I heard… erm… a couple have people have said…” and she just goes “that I called you a silly cunt and walked out? yeah I did”
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my GOD I miss having little grey dots on my calendar 😭
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