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@Newcastle

10 years

We had a 'dancing sharks' idea last year, but we're not bitter. Good to see partying sharks finding work. #leftshark http://t.co/1wvjC0kXmt

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#WeUnderstandThatAsCorporateEntitiesOurPresenceInCertainDiscussionsIsNotAlwaysRequiredSoWeWillStriveToLimitOurActivitiesToJustSellingYouShit

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@Newcastle

10 years

America, if @Newcastle ’s #IfWeWon campaign offended you, wait until you hear our apology. #IndependenceEve

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@Newcastle

10 years

If we won, actors like @ZacharyQuinto would be more respected. And wouldn't have to make beer ads like this. #IfWeWon

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@Newcastle

10 years

Two things no American can resist: @Newcastle and a gangly Brit with a charming accent. #IndependenceEve

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@Newcastle

10 years

If you’re looking for pumpkin-flavored Newcastle, look no further than this tweet, because that’s the only place you’ll find it. #NoBollocks

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@Newcastle

11 years

We’re excited to officially launch #Newcastle Cabbie, a limited edition Black Ale with hints of chocolate and coffee. http://t.co/HMqcrjebcU

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@Newcastle

10 years

1. Follow @Newcastle 2. Wait for DM with more info 3. Smile like this guy, bc you’re on your way to being $1 richer http://t.co/wrGMZk8vPr

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@Newcastle

11 years

Not sure what to buy for that special someone this holiday? Surprise them with a 3-pack of #Newcastle ... http://t.co/ocGqzrxZXm

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@Newcastle

10 years

On July 3rd, imagine how great America could’ve been, and how much beer @Newcastle could’ve sold, #IfWeWon the War.

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@Newcastle

10 years

You’ll never lose with Newcastle. You’ll never win either, but you will have a beer, which is pretty sweet. #NoBollocks

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@Newcastle

10 years

Finally, a beer that combines the ferocious bite of a werewolf and the ferocious marketing of Newcastle. #NoBollocks

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@Newcastle

10 years

Introducing the greatest Scottish/English collaboration in the history of today: Newcastle Scotch Ale. http://t.co/Ny3WiGrENf

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@Newcastle

10 years

We can’t promise you’ll like Newcastle Werewolf Blood Red Ale, but we promise we’ll only retweet comments from people who do. #NoBollocks

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@Newcastle

10 years

We asked @wilw to make a video because of his vast beer knowledge & his vaster Twitter following. #NoBollocks

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@Newcastle

10 years

Follow Newcastle to get a check for one millionth of a million dollars, which is actually $1. http://t.co/I7jxS5s9Li http://t.co/Y3UdOebShE

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@Newcastle

10 years

Fair-weather fandom never tasted so good. http://t.co/1TBt8XGPLD

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@Newcastle

10 years

In Great Britain 2 you could do whatever you want as long as a tyrannical monarchy is what you want. #IndependenceEve

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@Newcastle

10 years

Good actors endorse products for money. Great actors pretend to endorse products for money. #IndependenceEve

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@Newcastle

11 years

Nothing says world baseball championship like drinking a British beer while watching America's sport dominated by Latin American athletes.

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@Newcastle

11 years

If you see your favorite TV characters drinking a Newcastle, it’s because they love our beer. Also, we paid them a lot of money. #NoBollocks

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@Newcastle

10 years

Ordering a Newcastle Werewolf won’t turn you into a werewolf, but it will turn you into a customer, which is way cooler. #NoBollocks

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@Newcastle

10 years

Scotch Ale is a blend of malts with toffee notes, and this ad is a blend of honesty and laziness. #NoBollocks http://t.co/8qpDPgP1tT

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@Newcastle

11 years

Or you could buy him an HDNewcastle. One tastes delicious. The other tastes like plastic. #Newcastle http://t.co/RlDAw93WBD

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@Newcastle

10 years

You can get 2X as much @wilw by watching this video & you can get 2X as much Scotch Ale by buying 2. #NoBollocks

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@Newcastle

10 years

Newcastle and HISTORY® introduce full-bodied Newcastle Vikings Amber Ale. Invading pubs soon and Twitter feeds now! http://t.co/PMgDvVpRGZ

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@Newcastle

10 years

... Don’t question why a beer would be sitting in the middle of an ice rink. #NoBollocks http://t.co/nbEtsRSEEz

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@Newcastle

10 years

Newcastle popsicles are a great way to cool off this summer. They’re also a great way to ruin your beer. #NoBollocks http://t.co/y0ikxntnc6

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@Newcastle

10 years

Imagine if every word coming out of your mouth was as sweet & smooth as a Newcastle going in. #IndependenceEve

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@Newcastle

10 years

As everyone knows, NBA stands for Newcastle Brown Ale, but apparently it’s also related to some game where giants throw balls through rings.

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@Newcastle

11 years

It’s that special time on the calendar when the holiday lights you still have up go from...

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@Newcastle

11 years

Here’s to baseball - cricket’s slightly less boring cousin. #NoBollocks http://t.co/3T1o4g2xqb

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@Newcastle

11 years

After decades of research, we’ve perfected the correct way to pour a Newcastle. The trick is to tip the bottle until the liquid comes out.

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@Newcastle

10 years

We’re taking off for the holidays, but please enjoy this message from our automated holiday posting system. http://t.co/NlE8ma4E0b

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@Newcastle

11 years

Bottles of Newcastle may not contain a ”born-on” date, but feel free to add a “died-on” date after you finish your beer. #NoBollocks

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@Newcastle

10 years

Video evidence that @SpoonTheBand and @TheUSBG helped us court bartenders at The USBG’s #BartenderGigs finale event!

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@Newcastle

10 years

Here's to you, Dad. #NoBollocks http://t.co/CBvJrvXfb5

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@Newcastle

11 years

Newcastle: the only beer that almost had @AnnaKendrick47 star in its epic Game Day Ad, then didn't actually make it: http://t.co/eDeUKemHsC

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@Newcastle

10 years

Angry new followers, if you didn’t get a link it’s because we’re bad at technology. New DM coming soon. $1 check coming much, much later.

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@Newcastle

9 years

You might choose Newcastle on America's #NationalBeerDay , and you might not. But Newcastle Brown Ale is a beer, so today is our day too.

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@Newcastle

11 years

Put down your Newcastle and watch a Mega Football Game Ad ad so epic, it’ll make you want to pick up your Newcastle: http://t.co/iQ44C2uzCk

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@Newcastle

10 years

Newcastle and holiday cards: both great gifts that you can enjoy briefly and then throw in the trash. #NoBollocks http://t.co/zMNKoceKKg

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@Newcastle

11 years

If you say Beer Run three times fast, it almost sounds like Brian. Brian, sounds like your turn for the beer run. http://t.co/QDDvw0C0cD

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@Newcastle

11 years

Sliding in at #3 in "Newcastle Brown Ale's Guide to the Top 5 Halloween Costumes to Avoid:" http://t.co/rdRxiYivpk

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@Newcastle

11 years

We didn't make a Football Game Ad, but we feel 100% fine telling other brands how to make theirs. Watch tonight for more #IfWeMadeIt videos.

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@Newcastle

11 years

The 26th always reminds us of how weird it is to have a dead pine tree in the middle of our living room. #NoBollocks

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@Newcastle

11 years

WATCH: The full-length trailer for our Mega Huge Football Game Ad. Prepare to prepare to be amazed. http://t.co/dmGrfIruSP #IfWeMadeIt

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@Newcastle

10 years

And by 'shit' we mean smooth, delicious Newcastle Brown Ale. @iamjohnoliver @lastweektonight

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@Newcastle

10 years

Today is #NationalBeerDay ! Have an ice-cold Newcastle and pretend you care. http://t.co/PsJyADpwUU

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@Newcastle

11 years

Introducing the new, #Newcastle bow-tie can. It's our regular can with the sides pushed in. Innovation! #NoBollocks http://t.co/LyxcQrtrmE

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@Newcastle

11 years

We didn't make a Huge Game Ad. But that didn't stop focus groups from loving our Huge Game Ad. Watch now: http://t.co/llQoUOLOo0 #IfWeMadeIt

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@Newcastle

10 years

Congrats on getting into the next round, America. Somehow, even when you lose you win. #NoBollocks http://t.co/okFxXp85R2

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@Newcastle

11 years

We didn't make a multi-million dollar football game Ad. But we did make a multi-hundred dollar storyboard about it: http://t.co/iQ44C2uzCk

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@Newcastle

10 years

Seriously @edsbs , have you ever eaten British food? It's worse.

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@Newcastle

10 years

Newcastle is the gift that keeps on giving, until it runs out. Then it’s pretty much just a useless bottle. http://t.co/GDGn10QF5E

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@Newcastle

10 years

We may not have won the war, America, but judging from your comments we clearly won your hearts. #IndependenceEve

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@Newcastle

11 years

Hey @getcrackin , your pistachio ad was wonderful. Here’s our Mega Huge version of your ad: http://t.co/3M7ZGkt9QZ #IfWeMadeIt

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@Newcastle

11 years

. @jaguar see the mega huge version of your british villain ad the way we would’ve made it: http://t.co/bYpq9P0R7u #IfWeMadeIt #GoodToBeBad

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@Newcastle

10 years

Your response to #followthemoney was overwhelming, so was the thought of replying to you individually. So we wrote this tweet instead.

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@Newcastle

11 years

The championship always reminds us that while we're not all tall enough to play pro basketball, we're all tall enough to drink #Newcastle

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@Newcastle

11 years

All proceeds from sales of Newcastle are donated to the making of more beer.

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@Newcastle

11 years

WATCH: Keyshawn Johnson talks how he could've starred in the Mega Huge Football Ad we could've made: http://t.co/5QBLRQz11a #IfWeMadeIt

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@Newcastle

11 years

Hey @Chobani , that bear commercial was HUGE. Check out how we would’ve made it MEGA HUGE: http://t.co/c761OVXHik #IfWeMadeIt #HowMatters

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10 years

We searched high and low and found the best beers in Britain. Unsurprisingly, they're all made by us. #NoBollocks http://t.co/wNYoUaCHIF

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@Newcastle

11 years

On #IndependenceEve , party like it’s 1775. Minus the wooden teeth, wigs, rampant disease and horrific violence. http://t.co/TagDhyT4E0

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@Newcastle

11 years

Here’s another coaster we made that you’ll probably never see in a bar. #NoBollocks http://t.co/3K7T9AB4vV

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@Newcastle

10 years

You don't have to be British to drink British! Happy Independence Eve, America! #IndependenceEve http://t.co/jSDkZBdhPf

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@Newcastle

11 years

We know you don’t use Twitter to see our ads. You use it to see the crazy selfies your favorite international beer brand takes. Enjoy! ...

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@Newcastle

11 years

Hey @transformers , check out the mega huge twist we would’ve given your trailer http://t.co/JFci8gZDpZ #IfWeMadeIt #RoboHobo

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@Newcastle

10 years

Happy Independence Eve, America. We hope you enjoyed celebrating Independence Eve half as much as we enjoyed making it up. #IndependenceEve

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@Newcastle

11 years

Just because @Newcastle didn't make a Mega Huge Game Day Ad doesn't mean we can't make a trailer for it: http://t.co/D9HwvxZy0F #IfWeMadeIt

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@Newcastle

10 years

Today marks the last day of offending Americans. We’ll resume offending everyone tomorrow. #IndependenceEve

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@Newcastle

10 years

We sponsored @TheUSBG ’s @Grouplove concert to celebrate bartenders, then made it into a video to celebrate Newcastle

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@Newcastle

10 years

Click to see what your city would be named if Britain ran America. Or don't & forever wonder. http://t.co/Mp7YpaeWTY http://t.co/KJttXQxshS

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@Newcastle

10 years

Here’s to a great game, America and Belgium. May the best English-speaking team win.

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@Newcastle

10 years

Whoever said "Those who try, never truly fail." never made an ad for a chip contest.

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@Newcastle

10 years

There are better things you can do with your time than drinking Newcastle. Watching golf is not one of those things. #NoBollocks

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@Newcastle

11 years

Nothing says Pale Blonde Ale like a blonde, a beach ball and big words that say Pale Blonde Ale. #NoBollocks http://t.co/LRqShLvGFi

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@Newcastle

10 years

In Great Britain 2, baseball would be twice as long & three times as boring, & we’d call it cricket. #IndependenceEve http://t.co/deHMJsPBQo

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@Newcastle

11 years

If it’s your good friend’s birthday, don’t post on their wall. Buy them a #Newcastle at the pub.

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@Newcastle

11 years

. @AnnaKendrick47 How nervous are you about the premiere of the Mega Huge Ad/Movie we didn't make that won't be in the 2nd half? #IfWeMadeIt

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@Newcastle

11 years

Watch now: The OFFICIAL teaser from @Newcastle for the biggest MEGA HUGE FOOTBALL GAME AD never made: http://t.co/SIWSIca4ke #IfWeMadeIt

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@Newcastle

11 years

The first man who used “walking the dog” as an excuse for “going to the pub to drink a #Newcastle ” was a great man.

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@Newcastle

11 years

We've proudly sold your favorite beer since 1927. Unless you don’t like it. Then we've proudly sold beer you don’t like since 1927.

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@Newcastle

11 years

Drinking Newcastle won’t make you cool, but it will make you a paying customer of Newcastle, which we think is pretty cool.

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@Newcastle

11 years

Keep sending us your photos of Newcastle Brown Ale. Most of them are terrible but we love them anyway. #NoBollocks http://t.co/gxwS2esM3k

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@Newcastle

10 years

Celebrate Independence Eve, a holiday so real there's no need to make sure it’s not just a ploy to sell more beer. #IndependenceEve

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@Newcastle

10 years

How to celebrate #IndependenceEve : Buy Newcastle, remove cap, pour contents of bottle into mouth.

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@Newcastle

10 years

See what quaint British name we would've given your city if we conquered it. #IndependenceEve http://t.co/BQ69sTVh3G http://t.co/MgSUmeouxP

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@Newcastle

10 years

Prepare yourself for the greatest big game ad since the one we almost made last year. http://t.co/1rvLpwjaPu

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@Newcastle

11 years

Our new #Bombshell pale blonde ale features an attractive blonde woman on the label, because we gave up on subtlety: http://t.co/sDCQSEztDE

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@Newcastle

11 years

We’ve heard these work. #NoBollocks http://t.co/kaq9sh9aoA

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@Newcastle

11 years

Newcastle didn't make a Mega Football Game Ad, but we could've made EVERY ad better. Go to http://t.co/iQ44C2uzCk to see.

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@Newcastle

9 years

Thanks for your support, @chilledmagazine ! We think you should celebrate on our behalf. With a Newcastle, of course.

Chilled Magazine

@chilledmagazine

9 years

Congrats @Newcastle for taking out 2 gold & a silver at the World Beer Championships! #beer

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@Newcastle

11 years

Newcastle is the official drink of Spring. Forget what we said about being the official drink of Winter.

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@Newcastle

11 years

You know that feeling of watching the game at a bar with the sound off and having no idea what’s going on? So do we: http://t.co/SphltQRlVt

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@Newcastle

11 years

Nobody does it like Newcastle. We’re not sure what “it” means, but we’re pretty sure nobody does it like us.

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@Newcastle

10 years

...if you want to be laughed at in a bar. #NoBollocks http://t.co/vwkIIRtzsc

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@Newcastle

11 years

Newcastle is the official drink of Spring. Forget what we said about being the official drink of Winter.

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@Newcastle

10 years

#IfWeWon the war, we’d have changed the colors of buses, phone booths, cabs, and even the word colour.

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