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The Man

8 days

Hi my lovies😊, I’ve a few Swimsuits 👙and Sunglasses🕶️ available in stock. As it is, it’s Summer 24’💦and should you find yourself needing one, don’t hesitate to halla📞 at me☺️👍🏾 -W/B📍 -Courier countrywide🇳🇦

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2 months

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3 months

Short video of you ☺️

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6 months

25💁🏽‍♀️

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@AudiShaanika

6 months

23 to 29 gang let’s see you 🥺🌝

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4 months

Orange? A new fav please☺️🧡🤌🏾

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@Ndeukumwaa

25 days

Just an ordinary girl living life🤍

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@Ndeukumwaa

1 year

Only getting finer🥵🥂

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@Ndeukumwaa

3 months

Blessed Sunday y’all😘

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@Ndeukumwaa

4 months

Because He loves me, He be doubling them Blessings and for that I’m grateful🙏🏾♥️🥺

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@Ndeukumwaa

5 months

Felt clear as the sky today☺️🩵

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@Ndeukumwaa

4 months

A Gemini ♊️ hun, call me June the 14th💁🏾‍♀️☺️

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@Ndeukumwaa

1 year

Hi🙃 Bye😎

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@Ndeukumwaa

9 months

Bo Mma

@Mellow_Xxi

9 months

Having a natural banging body must be nice neh?

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@Ndeukumwaa

6 months

This🥵

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6 months

11. Which is your favourite picture of yourself so far this year ?

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@Ndeukumwaa

8 months

I live for these threads😅

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@KallaShiponga15

8 months

Ladies, what is that picture that made you say, "damn, I'm so thick as fvck"?

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@Ndeukumwaa

4 months

JuneDairy🥰✨

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@Ndeukumwaa

3 months

𝑴𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒙

@mirexmoses

3 months

i dare you to post a random mirror selfie 🫵🏾

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@Ndeukumwaa

4 years

Impulsive Sensitive Blunt Beautiful

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@Ndeukumwaa

1 year

Fav braids❤️

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@Ndeukumwaa

5 months

Anyway, better late, than never😎 MayDairy☺️❤️

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@Ndeukumwaa

1 year

☺️☺️☺️

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@Ndeukumwaa

5 months

Wanting me is one thing, coming to my house unannounced and knocking at my door is mad business😳😑

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@Ndeukumwaa

6 months

@Shaanika_ Y’all are being disrespectful af, making disgusting remarks about my lips smh😩😑

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@Ndeukumwaa

4 months

“Wie se kind is die? Jy gaan nie by die huis slaap nie, se jou ma, se jou pa, se chomie, jy gaan nie by die huis slaap nie”💀💀💀

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@_Lolo_Pat

4 months

Gun to your head, name any Afrikaans song

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@Ndeukumwaa

4 months

Nye nye nye “you don’t look like a wamboe”🤦🏾‍♀️ Care to tell me how a wamboe is supposed to look like?🤔

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@Ndeukumwaa

4 months

Eshi eike toti oto hongele, then something happens😩my lil brothers broke into my piggy bank, took all my purple, pink & green money and only left a N$ 10. 00 & a few coins. I’m not okay😭💔

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@Ndeukumwaa

6 months

Yoh! This mfs got no manners😭😂 I’ll block you my guy, you won’t stress me😏

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@Ndeukumwaa

6 months

This🥵

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@Ndeukumwaa

5 months

Became a fav too, it really helps hey😌

Rejoice 🤍

@maganoselly

5 months

I love the block option so much. You won’t annoy me on MY phone. Are you mad?

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@Ndeukumwaa

5 months

Something I would love to do spontaneously too☺️😋

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@Ndeukumwaa

3 months

Do you know whats a turn off? A gent telling me their street name🤮mahn what do you mean your name is Taxa?😑🙄

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@Ndeukumwaa

3 months

Usually an honest person but this is the hardest thing for me, even knowing that my money is at stake.😩

ỌMỌ́TÁRÁ LAWRENCE

@_theladymo

3 months

You are a grown woman now. Open your mouth and tell your hairdresser that you don’t like what she’s doing on your head😂

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@Ndeukumwaa

6 months

Ion know if y’all understand but kom ons bly nxah Ouens🙄😭

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@oyinloye_s

6 months

8. Are you proud of your hairline?

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@Ndeukumwaa

4 months

I always donate mine as charity😤🤦🏾‍♀️

Rejoice 🤍

@maganoselly

4 months

“I know my worth but sometimes I go on sale “ wehhh😭 💀

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@Ndeukumwaa

3 months

Moshili neh, women? The only creatures that really makes sense. Other than that go argue with that worn out underwear of yours.😎😅

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@_Mekeliwa_

3 months

Tangi tate kalunga kange eshi washita ova kulukadi. 🙏🏾😌

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@Ndeukumwaa

5 months

Moshikwanyama😩 Also add “yange” I swear…🫠

Rejoice 🤍

@maganoselly

6 months

If you call me “nkelo” - I’ll do anything for you. 😭

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@Ndeukumwaa

3 months

Yass, tall men, bald or short hair with a beard, late 20s to mid 30s🥵🫠

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@Ndeukumwaa

6 months

They walk very funny😂

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@oyinloye_s

6 months

6. What is the pettiest reason you didn't date someone?

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@Ndeukumwaa

1 year

Having a breakdown at work is the worst thing ever. You try to act all tough as though everything is okay and when you get a lil chance to yourself, you let it all out. Shem😢

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@Ndeukumwaa

3 months

I just wanna get rich like how y’all get pregnant. Unplanned and fast😮‍💨

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@Ndeukumwaa

6 months

Driving😩

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@oyinloye_s

6 months

16. What should you be able to do at your age but still can't do ?

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@Ndeukumwaa

3 months

@Ochie_Miles 😂😂😂

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@Ndeukumwaa

5 months

Because wow the devil is really at it, with the men he’s sending my way😩

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@Ndeukumwaa

5 months

@lisa_tm Bruh abundantly😂

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@Ndeukumwaa

5 months

@saxes_woye I deleted and blocked, I am loved at home please 😒

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@Ndeukumwaa

3 months

😂😂😂

_Mr. Binocular🇳🇦_

@Namkingz247

3 months

Tomorrow: “Teacher umwe ota nhu o glue”😂🤦🏽‍♂️

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@Ndeukumwaa

1 year

Wosh! It’s our man My dzeaar😎💀

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@Oceaneyez_

1 year

This one got pregnant so I can leave the guy alone 😭💀 Am not going anywhereeeeeeee sis.

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@Ndeukumwaa

4 months

@veryinsensitiv I think that will only be possible if your mother happens to be part of thee “hoeing syndicate” as well🌚

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@Ndeukumwaa

6 months

“I’ll work on it” and actually really work on it

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@Ndeukumwaa

3 months

@Pavement_Gwerer No ion but I do have an account number though😎

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@Ndeukumwaa

6 months

They’re sly

Queen Morelle ♥️

@BT_Morelle

6 months

Facts about men who don't talk too much?

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@Ndeukumwaa

8 months

Not a “little” men are gigantic liars, please don’t annoy me😑

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@Ndeukumwaa

4 months

@WillyShikongo Lmao, ion even own a bicycle😩

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@Ndeukumwaa

5 months

@noelle_ulla We were nga told to date people that loves us, but we keep ignoring that part smh

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@Ndeukumwaa

1 year

Cold allowance ngeno neh🥺😩🕯🕯🕯

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@Ndeukumwaa

6 months

“You’ve got a nice body” Agh ya’ll are lustful mahn 😏

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@oyinloye_s

6 months

10. What sounds like a compliment but isn't?

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@Ndeukumwaa

4 months

🧎🏾‍♀️🕯️

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@Getttttty

4 months

One day I will get this that I’m praying so hard for 🥹🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

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@Ndeukumwaa

25 days

@TITUSShikongo1 Openi vali wamona owambo eshi oNamibia?🤨

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@Ndeukumwaa

4 months

@___anyways Me and your mother yass

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@Ndeukumwaa

1 year

Also there’s nothing I dislike more than medicine🤢😤

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@Ndeukumwaa

4 months

@nkandi_JStyles Love is for yts🌚👍🏾

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@Ndeukumwaa

6 months

@TangosTangos3 Ove oshinona, uunona ihava danenwa, ondili ngo pakulunu voye apa😎

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@Ndeukumwaa

2 months

@_ABBU__ @__Floridaa Aweh KaSalad😂

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@Ndeukumwaa

4 months

@JackmanKuna What? This took me out⚰️💀

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@Ndeukumwaa

5 months

@_pattie98 Look I would’ve understood if I had post a whole picture, his face was covered bruh🥹

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@Ndeukumwaa

1 year

Same😫 And I always tell my friends to tell me when they see something is up, ion wanna look like a fool😤

Tuli 🇳🇦

@Ms_fritsa

1 year

My biggest fear in a relationship is everyone looking at me like "if only she knew"

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@Ndeukumwaa

4 months

@kwaggafied 😂😂😂 Not you implying that women like free things🤦🏾‍♀️ that’s a good one though👏🏾 also we won’t give in that easily. This is for my independent ladies though😎

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The Man

@Ndeukumwaa

3 months

Got the same problem, it’s that and omitting words.

Tumani Modimo

@tumanintombi21

3 months

Doctors, please help. I think I have a problem, I tend to see words, and my brain seems to be registering them wrongly, so I can misread a text or a sentence,hence, I proofread to make sure. It's happening a lot, or perhaps I'm only noticing now. What's the condition called?

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@Ndeukumwaa

6 months

Fried fish with Carrot Cake OMG! It slaps💀

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@oyinloye_s