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Joined November 2022
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Cheers to life🥂, happy birthday to me.🎊🙌🏾❤️
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Maar let's be honest about @Top_Cheri 's body it's a 10/10, damn she's hot🔥🥵 Rate her body?❤️
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I can't be the only one?😭😭😂
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@NamibianCleaner
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Correct me if I’m wrong but it’s hard to find a lady of 24-29 years old without a child and it’s heartbreaking.😭💔
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3 months
2 guys have posted the same girl wishing her a happy girlfriends day.😂😂I
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11 months
Gentlemen! This Or That
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3 months
Convince her to come to bed in a few words.🤭
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@NamibianCleaner
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2 months
A Teacher visiting her unemployed boyfriend.😂📌
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@NamibianCleaner
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1 year
3 Mr Price jeans are better than wearing 1 Redbat jean every weekend.😔🫢😂🤞
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@NamibianCleaner
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3 months
Guys this is our staff room.🤦🏽‍♂️💔🥲
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@NamibianCleaner
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3 months
When you don’t have rent money but your friends bought you expensive alcohol.🥺😭😭
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1 year
When you do things for clout and social media, where is your money now?😂😂we didn't forget
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@NamibianCleaner
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3 months
Dear lord, why do i attract baby mamma’s?🤦🏽‍♂️😭😭
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@NamibianCleaner
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3 months
Ladies sell their friends every weekend for alcohol🍺and no one wants to talk about it.🤦🏽‍♂️😒
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Imagine getting sick for the rest of your life because of a quickie you did at groove or party. Guys learn to control your feelings 👍🏽
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@NamibianCleaner
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3 months
I always defended the Kavango people, well until I came across this at Engine, Wimpy Rundu.🤦🏽‍♂️💀😂😂
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3 months
"Hey babe I'm no longer coming" Me: 😂😭👇🏾
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@NamibianCleaner
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3 months
2014 I was in grade 12 and you?🤦🏽‍♂️
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@NamibianCleaner
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1 year
"who's on your lockscreen and be honest" 🥺😭🫶
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@NamibianCleaner
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1 year
The way people want to know who you are dating, you might think they want to sponsor your wedding.😔😔😅😅
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@NamibianCleaner
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3 months
Stop replying to our drunk texts in the morning we no longer feeling the same.👍🏽😭
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Your girlfriend when others huns are talking about gifting their BFs with sheeps and goats.😂😂😂
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3 months
Never dance in the public without checking your back. You might be wasting your time entertaining the wrong people.😂👍🏽
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3 months
If she is not like this,then I will die without a ring on my finger🥺
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They can never make me listen to your music.😭😩🙆🏾‍♂️
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@NamibianCleaner
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1 year
Before engaging with a girl, take her to the Club. In fact 3 clubs. If the Bouncers hugs her and DJs greets her, abort mission.😔😔😔😅😅
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3 months
When a footballer sees a girl coming.😭😂
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2 months
Ama 90s at the groove.💀🤣
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@NamibianCleaner
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2 months
Floyd Shivambu has taught us that you can leave your 11 year old relationship now and post new bae now now. No time to heal.💀😂🙌🏾
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@NamibianCleaner
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11 months
Which year did you do your grade 12? Me was 2014🤦🏿‍♂️
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@NamibianCleaner
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3 months
Your boyfriends when others are discussing about the Teacher dismissed for Corporal punishment.😂😂😭😭they are only good at cooking and shaming others on this app🤦🏽‍♂️
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@NamibianCleaner
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1 year
All my single people, how long yall been single 👀 I'm going on 9 months😭🥹
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@NamibianCleaner
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3 months
Idc what y’all think but there’s no lie here.😂😂😂😂😂💀
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@NamibianCleaner
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3 months
But what do broke boyfriends give to their girlfriends?🤔
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@NamibianCleaner
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2 months
When she says “yours is the perfect size, the big ones hurt so much”.😭😌
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"My boyfriend is here to pick me up. Thanks for the drinks, you're such a nice guy".🤦🏽‍♂️😩😂
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2 months
I hate impatient taxi drivers, like bro how are you more in a hurry than me? You already at your job😌
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When you realise how much your girl loves you but you still gonna cheat because it's our nature.🤦🏽‍♂️😭
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Me Crying At My Wedding,Knowing Very Well I'm Still Gonna Cheat💀😌
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@NamibianCleaner
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1 year
Prove you not toxic put all six recent emojis?🤭 😇💣❤️🤭🥹😂
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@NamibianCleaner
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2 months
Bro, what if your soulmate is a Guy? And you're busy dating ladies for no reason?😂😂🤔
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@NamibianCleaner
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3 months
Retweet when you see it?🤦🏽‍♂️😭😂😂
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2 months
Another weekend for men with alcoholic girlfriends to worry about their whereabouts.💀😂
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@NamibianCleaner
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1 year
Pretty girls are everywhere, but a woman that supports you and prays for you is rare.😔👌
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@NamibianCleaner
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1 year
Idc about bank charges, I don't even know which bank charges more. If i need money I am withdrawing at the nearest ATM, unless it's ewallet.😔😔😂😂
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@NamibianCleaner
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1 year
The Pain of being admired by 22 year-old kids, just because you have a small body🥺🤦🏾‍♂️
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@NamibianCleaner
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2 months
Sorry i didn't tell you this earlier but I'm on my period.😌😂
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@NamibianCleaner
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11 months
Today I helped a lady who dropped her books. While looking straight into her eyes, she said "This is Namibia it won't work"😭
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@NamibianCleaner
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1 year
Dating in Windhoek☝️ 1.Don’t fall in love under no circumstances, just have fun and an agreement. Please don’t fall in love, there is no love in Windhoek.😂😂😔😔
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@NamibianCleaner
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1 year
Thank u. Thank u very much. thnx 😔❤️
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@NamibianCleaner
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3 months
You can't be posting yourself everyday, tell us who you want, we'll talk to them.😂💯
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"I'm still waiting for her to turn 18" Meanwhile hood niqqas: 👇🏾😂
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3 months
Me telling my nephew that PAW patrol passed away so I could watch movies..😂😭🤦🏽‍♂️
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“I can’t wait to kiss and give you a tight hug 🫂, when we meet”🥲 When we finally meet: 😭😭😭😂
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3 months
Poor elephant.😭😭💔
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3 months
P0rn for blind people 💀
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@NamibianCleaner
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1 year
Before you break up with a man, make sure you have seen your period, cos you can't dump me and then later you tell me you're pregnant and its mine, you will raise the kid alone😔😔
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@NamibianCleaner
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1 year
Y'all saw me dating someone who never loved me and you kept quiet, you dogs.😔😔😔😔😇✌️
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3 months
"Why are you so obsessed with thick and chubby girls" Long story short: 🥹🥰
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2 months
I’m about to buy this, I haven’t slept good in a while.😌📌
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1 year
The pain of going to a party with a person who has a car,🚗Once he stands up just to stretch himself you also stand up.😔😔😔😂😂
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@NamibianCleaner
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3 months
"Yes i do have a girlfriend and I'm well aware that you have a partner as well, but we're grown and I'm confident that we can work something out"🥴
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3 months
The rent won't pay itself. Groceries won't buy themselves. A hustle is a hustle.🤦🏽‍♂️😂😭💔
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1 year
Can we stop acting like we hate marriage and relationships, love is a beautiful thing when it's shared with the right person.
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2 months
i miss cuddling so bad i dont even know what that shit feel like anymore.😌🥺
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3 months
Me and my side piece acting like we don't know each other in public.😭👍🏽
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3 months
Foetus Festus 💀😭
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3 months
Apple: IPhone 16 is out Slay Queens Private parts: 😭😭😂😂
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3 months
If I send you this pic, just know that I’m not who you think I am.
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@NamibianCleaner
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1 year
Wambos eat dogs Damaras eat donkeys Kavango eat crocodiles Hereros eat their cousins, let people eat what they want.😔😔😔😂😂
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3 months
Your girlfriend at the club when men with cars ask her if she has a boyfriend.😂😂😂😂😂😂
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11 months
29 with 1 kid, what about y'all?
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@NamibianCleaner
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1 year
Whether you post or hide your relationship it doesn't matter, if it won't work, it won't work. They will break your heart privately in that secret relationship.😂😂😂🤦🏿‍♂️
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1 year
I miss that drunk feeling when you're looking at yourself in the toilet mirror and smile because you're happy and having a good time.😇😇😔✌️
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“Baby I’m just gone play one game of pool and then I’ll come back home and lay down with you” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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11 months
December 2023 . S M T W T F S ¹ ² 🍻 ⁴ ⁵ ⁶ ⁷ ⁸ 🍻 🍻 ¹¹ ¹² ¹³ ¹⁴ 🍻 🍻 🍻 🍻 🍻 ²⁰ ²¹ ²² ²³ 🍻 🍻 🍻 🍻 🍻 🍻 🍻 🍻
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1 year
Those people who request for songs from radio stations, why can't they just download the songs and play them for themselves?😔😔😂😂
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1 year
You are in a relationship but you don’t gossip with your partner you need to find the right partner, i know what I'm talking about. 😭❤️😂
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3 months
I'm selling puppies, the gay one is free tho.💀😭😂
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11 months
May you never make this kind of mistake in your life.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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2 months
Me and my friends coming to visit you after you rejected an offer to accept the money snake 🐍
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3 months
When you take off her bra and her boobs drop like an album.🤤
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@NamibianCleaner
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3 months
These cars are for driving School, don't risk taking them home. After using them to learn how to drive and pay for your driving classes, leave them at the school and go shopping for a car of your choice which you'll drive with the experience and skills you gained from them.👍🏽😎
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3 months
After arguing with your wife then she serves you breakfast.😭😭😂😂😂
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1 year
What tribe have you dated that made you swear never to date ever again?😔😔😏
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@NamibianCleaner
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1 year
My crush status: Headache is killing me😭😭 My status: Anyone who wants panado💊for free😔😔😂
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2 months
If you know where you are when you wake up, you didn’t drink enough.😂🙌🏾
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3 months
😭😂
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1 year
As a former cheater i know when someone is trying to beat me at my own game, i have a certificate in that field.😔😔😂😂
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3 months
Signs will be there.😂😂😂💀
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1 year
Stop giving kids Bible names without Bible lessons! Moses tried to rob me last night😔😔
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1 year
This days they dont bewitch you to go crazy. They just make sure you drink alcohol whenever you have money😔😔😂😂
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1 year
Your friends are dating men with vision and you're busy ",he must be tall, dark and handsome with pink lips." My sister who bewitched you?😔😔😔😅
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1 year
Make them think your single then pop up with a wife and a brand new baby 😭🥰😂
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3 months
"Bro let's drink that N$1000 Rent Money we will pay it back tomorrow"🫰
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3 months
I gotta stop smoking I thought she was floating.🫢😂
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1 year
When you see cockroaches in your house its a sign that you have food,cookroaches are like SLAY Queens👸👸They hate poverty.😔🫢😂
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1 year
"Stop touching me. Is this why you called me to your house." 👉These words reduced Martha's transport money from N$400 to N$10.😔
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