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@AudiShaanika

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I chase and save giraffe for a living!

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@AudiShaanika
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Buffalo - Onyati Eland - Ongalangombe Blue wildebeest - Ompugulu Hartebeest - Oshumba Kudu - Oholongo Zebra - Ongolo Steenbok - Okapundja Common Duiker - Ombambi Springbok - Omenye Leopard - Ongwe Cheetah - Etotongwe Lion - Onghoshi HoneyBadger - Ombuluyamunkete
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Which one is Ongalangombe and Onyati here.. Because the debate I had today is not make sure.
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@MadVidss You mean “motorcyclists gets assaulted”
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@Nthabeemaringa No doubt at all!
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@AudiShaanika
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@bokoromonio If I eat meat first, I won’t eat the rest of the food.
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@AudiShaanika
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Mara before the other problem, meme winya never posted ndee paife we have a real time update on every little thing going on 😂😂 Kaume ohole ne
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@DrK3819 In Namibia, you won’t even get to drive the truck
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@AudiShaanika
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We survived one night full night without a Defence minister - do we really need this niggas? 🌚
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They finally verified Master KG after he got an iPhone
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TN mobile just showed us how cheap data can be!!
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@AudiShaanika
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Dating and marrying a girl from your village is awesome for those who have girls in their villages. My village has chickens 🤦🏾‍♂️
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@AudiShaanika
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yall remember Pandu yaMuhongi? She's married now.
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ko Twitter u’baby owayela nawa lela, hot babes, ndee reality check ae dololo 🥶🥶
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@AudiShaanika
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If you having a difficult time - just know that DR scammed 3, not 2, threeeeee memes from one family. Three, yatatu, thiliii memes 🧐
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@AudiShaanika
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Ever been to the Namib Desert? The Northwest Namibia? Namib Rand Reserve? This beauty!
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define … beauty
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@AudiShaanika
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Oka relationship kehiike kaya online. Okuskrufwa ike wategelela ☹️
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@bronze_bomber3 Mop the floor with clothes
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@AudiShaanika
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The timeline is angry cause people are with their real people. And the other slay category is not making money cause people saving up for Coronavirus aftermaths! 🌚 Must be hard not to drink champagne 🍾 at a restaurant every morning 🙆‍♂️
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@AudiShaanika
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Get your licence and stop asking who's travelling to north 🤨
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@AudiShaanika
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Tall babes don't cum fast kaa.😒
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So iStore Namibia is not an Apple Authorized Service Provider? Lol
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Namibian girls are Beautiful! Morning to the beautiful ladies. If you don't react to this tweet, you ugly asf and you know it.
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Mara that Katrina story is really eating me up kao. Like from guilty to hero? Cause we are dololo and we don’t do anything? Shuuu
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@AudiShaanika
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Mara sex is just really pushing in and out? Opuo 😭😭
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One guy in KFC just said “ogh nee kak, KFC is starting to taste like ARVs” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Girls with dark nipples are rude!
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@AudiShaanika
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Let me thread y’all how me and my friends got accused of impregnating a neighbors daughters!
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Meme winya wee wigs had a relationship online, boom okasa Meme winya wiimbulukweya yayula was here, boom okasa Tate winya wee specs, boom okaima kasa Meme wuu booty shorts also had one here, bruu okaima kasa Meme winya wetako, bikinis what what, okaima kasiixe Show me! 😒
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Yeah, cause he send your country’s fav goalkeeper to Spar and nigga ended up in Lesotho 😂😂😂 #TwarNAMvsRSA
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All i know about Namibia is Peter Shalulile #TwarNAMvsRSA
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@AudiShaanika
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So this is Maria Nepembes husband?
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Businessman Desmond Amunyela, who was very close to the late president Hage Geingob, says after Geingob lost the prime minister position under then head of state Sam Nujoma in 2002, it was never obvious he would become Namibia’s third president.
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@AudiShaanika
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City of Whk is sick. You own a house, nobody leaves there for a month and boom, water bill is $12300 😒
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@AudiShaanika
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There was a time i cried during sex.
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@AudiShaanika
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@Mothematiks If something is grabbing (maybe a croc) the baby giraffe in the water, the only way a mother giraffe can fight it off is by kicking, and in the process, the baby gets hurt.😑
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@AudiShaanika
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We can drink until 00:00 guys! Uukolwe has been extended!! 😂😂
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@AudiShaanika
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What is a nipple in Oshiwambo? 🤔
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@AudiShaanika
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This are the girls that don’t want us now apparently “you didn’t want me in high school” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Guuuuuyyyyzziiinnn😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀 2016. Vs. 2020.
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Oka relationship kehiike kaya ko social media, okena okusa ike. Show me a 4 year old relationship that’s been online 🌚
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@AudiShaanika
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Amukalumwa ko coronavirus manga mwalambalala Ee speech dho mo 1967 nuulwishi
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No reason to put Independence celebrations on hold - Shangula
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@AudiShaanika
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Ola normal people ⛰️😅
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@AudiShaanika
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Oshimbalanhu NATIS questions papers be like: “Nganyii otuwa opo wuyi vevaule nawa nawa, otoningi ngepi?” A: vevaula konima kaniiki B: Vevaula komesho C: Napakale inapa vevaulwa 😂😂
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The girl did it 😎😎😎👌🏾 Girl is showing them flames 🔥 #Mboma 🇳🇦🇳🇦🇳🇦🇳🇦
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@rachelathomson @projecctbaby @Goal_Digging @lexiju @ShayGizzleXO So basically she’s stuck with her quitar ass🤷🏾‍♂️
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So y’all at funky lab got moered yesterday 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Y’all think this guys are gonna joke with you? You will be hospitalized with a bok
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If you test positive for Covid19, heal and recover from it, can someone get reinfected with COVID-19 a second time?
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'Push Gifts" iinima yaavali! Let's drink alcohol people!
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Mara lela alishe ndino etako for someone’s son?
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@AudiShaanika
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If you under 21? Just know that eventually you’ll go to kapana one day, then bix car wash want it or not, then garden inn, and then you’ll go dance crazy at the catch and yes you’ll get skroefed too and write long ass paragraphs - you’ll also have to take it RAW someday 😎 cool
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“How did you gain weight?” Omwananga? Omnhu you won’t gain weight if there’s nobody hekulatha! 🤷🏾‍♂️ Omnhu lathwa! 🤦🏾‍♂️
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@AudiShaanika
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Ever walked to the kitchen, find a piece of meat in the pot and walk away without touching it cause who ever left it in there didn’t wanna wash the pot? 🤦🏾‍♂️
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@AudiShaanika
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@danielmarven This information is disgusting and a betrayal to the Himba people and Namibians at large. The fuckerery 🚮
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@AudiShaanika
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Meme winya had nice boobs ndee sex dololo, onghombe ike nghaa poima 😒
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@AudiShaanika
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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My proposal failed horribly last night at Kasie Vibe 🥴🥴
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@AudiShaanika
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Whether your family is poor or rich, madam we marrying you!
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@AudiShaanika
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My love for boobs once made me fail a module 🤦‍♂️
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@AudiShaanika
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1990-2000 kids are not made for marriage. Yall supposed to be stupid thru out ike. Alcohol, drugs, sex, clubing etc. is your destiny.
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Ministry of Home Affairs - online PASSPORT application is the fastest thing I’ve seen in this country. Applied for it yesterday afternoon, went in for Finger prints today and that’s it. Done ✅ Time spent: 5 mins
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@AudiShaanika
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Social Contemporary Issues should be taught in grade 12 shaashi we really out here having unnecessary arguments with people that don’t think before talking.
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Problem in Namibia is SEX. Aakwetu ningeni oSex’a aseblif. Give each other Sex pls. Paife we have to seat with your angry gf’s and bf’s in the same offices shaashi ike aanhu they are frustrated. Some are even just angry when you say “Hi” 😂 Ihayamono sha mbano 🤦‍♂️
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@AudiShaanika
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@odievezi 😳😳 ok. Unrelated to the tweet, thank you and you pretty af too😉
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@AudiShaanika
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Slower but a win 😎 🇳🇦 Christine Mboma 22.04 🇯🇲 Shericka Jackson 22.30 🇧🇸 Anthonique Strachan 23.05 #ContinentalTourGold #
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@AudiShaanika
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Study Get money Buy cement Build Get a Gf Get a side chick Grt married Make her a bridesmaid People find out Life goes one🥳🥳
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@AudiShaanika
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I need a chat pal, preferably a girl. Im going to tell you a life story.
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@AudiShaanika
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@odievezi @YuliianaK Pls Get back to the DM😉😉
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@AudiShaanika
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Not chasing anything this weekend 😎 maybe a skirt 😌
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@AudiShaanika
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Antii those panties that are also shirts that ladies wear, the ones you unhook between the legs, what are they called?
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@AudiShaanika
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Namibian leaders had the advantage of a small population (less than 3 million) to develop but - NO, they developed their pockets instead.
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@AudiShaanika
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*signs of a person about to get married 🌚
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@AudiShaanika
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I fucked up over 10 possible relationships this year. 2020 is not nice 😑
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@AudiShaanika
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Anyways, men will marry any lady - ANY - Whether she use to drink, not drink, hoe around, eat her youth, big rauna or small okahao, funny body or not - bru we shall marry you. Kapuna ngu tashupuko agh
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@AudiShaanika
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Zodwa went from umzozo to umhothot instantly
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Don't buy an iphone 7 or 7 plus. Dont!
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@AudiShaanika
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I know booty shorts when I see some, this a long ass jean!
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Omwati nee Kalahari will deal with us for wearing booty shorts? 📸 @Studio7nam
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@AudiShaanika
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NATIS be stingy with licenses like we going to drive their cars! 😏
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@AudiShaanika
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Post mall ladies: “Hallow sir come test your perfume here” Me:
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LIGUEY REK 🇸🇳🇸🇳
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Bomboclaat
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@AudiShaanika
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@Reign_Hard_ Imagine forgetting to drive after replacing your windscreen😂😂😂
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So Netflix accounts yall been crying for is JUST N$200? Ogh fuck it
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Mara in your wrong mind you ordering an iPhone 6 ike lela?
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How can you open up to people who dont even open up to their mothers?
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I miss the beer I left on the table at a bar in 2008.
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Normalize uploading your ass like Sofia... nenge kamuna waalye 🙂
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@MDNnewss Insurance wouldn’t even answer your call after seeing this video. They know you’ll call.
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Lodges and campsites should understand - we travel for noise! Allow noise! Why tf would I be told be quiet?
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@AudiShaanika
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Eee you de come, if you de go in de crowd, we go de take your sneakers 👟 one by one oga, like we de go did to dat nigha Davido 😂
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🤣🤣‼️ Namibia 🇳🇦 We de Come.
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Somebody left their wallet in a fitting room, it had money in it - I took the money and left the wallet at the teller. Short story short Anyways, who wants LUNCH? I have money ouens
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Is true mboli man, Kwanyama babes cheat a lot 😭😭😭😭
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@AudiShaanika
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Rocked up here with a hun and they said “oh my sister you back again” 😭😭😭😭
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Appreciation tweet 🙏🏾🙏🏾 If you know, you know😊
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There's a rule of no shoes entering my room and I like how people respect it except one cow 🤦‍♂️
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@AudiShaanika
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“Make a video saying I didn’t cheat on you with a Married man and I’ll buy you pizza”
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😆😂😂😅
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Cheating is cheating; no matter what reasoning you give 😂😂
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Mohole Iha Muyiwawe Nom'tima Paife, Indamo Ike Nehuli Nenge Niiti Yanathigo. FINISH ☹️
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“Nyweeee nyweee why did you two break up? You were so cool together” Mbwa I had sleepless nights with that girl 😂
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