Ndx @NdaliGregory Twitter profile

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Ndx

5 years

Just because someone's perceived story doesn't "make sense" doesn't make it a lie. There are so many possibilities outside the realm of your own individual reality.

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@NdaliGregory

2 years

I know this conversation is tired but I genuinely cannot comprehend that moose are really this big. All my life I was led to believe they were the size of cows.

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@NdaliGregory

7 years

My heart goes out to his ex. It is so important to always make sure that you are not making any serious life-changing decisions based on other people.

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Ne-Yo Flaunts Pregnant Wife After Making His Ex Tie Her Womb Saying He doesn’t Want Kids

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

It’s a tutorial and her partner is Nigerian. When we record ourselves making Asian style shrimp and such nobody complains. There’s literally no issue here, free it.

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@NdaliGregory

5 years

Not a single measurement was taken

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5 years

ON MY WAY #AMVCA7 IN LAGOS

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@NdaliGregory

2 years

The “like she originally asked” made me laugh so hard

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

What sucks the most is losing that connection with someone that had you speaking every single day.

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@NdaliGregory

5 years

They obviously don’t fry plantain

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@nytcooking

5 years

When it comes to cooking and dining, many nudists are unequivocal: It’s better naked

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

2020 remains undefeated.

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

I really marched for the protest on Sunday, campaigned all week non-stop, been emailing and writing petitions morning to night and still aced my Statistics midterm that I was so worried about today.

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

When you want to share your excitement but you grew up in a culture where the release date for good news is 3 - 5 business months after it has happened ✨

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@NdaliGregory

5 years

To paraphrase an icon: "Some used their meeting with Jack to connect to Elon Musk. Others used the meeting to record confirmation videos of baby boy status"

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@jack

5 years

This is @Samrif , CEO of @rideEthiopia . Over 90% of her employees are women. @elonmusk : she’d love to introduce Tesla to Ethiopia!

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@NdaliGregory

5 years

Men are so adamant that kids should take their surname but they didn’t push them out of their vagina. You don’t even know if they’re yours. Interesting.

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@Unkle_K

5 years

If she likes let her keep her surname, the kids are taking mine. She can be the foreigner in the family unit

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@NdaliGregory

5 years

A Nigerian with a US passport is a US citizen.

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

I’m surprised I didn’t get this update from aspire to perspire abi inspire twitter

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@NdaliGregory

8 years

I'm so bored of this. Post your picture and go, why bring other women into it. Congrats on your soup.

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8 years

While some women are running away from cooking, some of us enjoy it somehow. Vegetable sauce with prawns & goat meat

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@NdaliGregory

9 years

Why are there biscuits in the sewing kit tin?

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@NdaliGregory

3 years

So excited to be working at Mattel this summer as part of the Global Brand Marketing team for Barbie 💕

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

With this, I am well pleased.

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3 years

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3 years

Husband closes work 4pm, wife closes 7pm, who should prepare dinner? 🤔

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

I feel like the “honeymoon period” is a social construct society invented to feel better about reducing the effort they put into their relationships after getting comfortable.

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@NdaliGregory

6 years

Ghana has a modern fully functional international airport, a thriving tourism industry, avenues for repatriates to celebrate their heritage and cheaper flights to Europe. Who cares if their jollof is ugly.

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

I’m about to cry because my Stats professor emailed me commending me and asking my permission to show my final project to future students. I got full marks 🥺

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

It actually worked so perfectly. They blocked Lekki Toll gate and Sanwo-Olu appeared like ojuju calabar. Jack-in-the-box.

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

Repeat after me: there is no prize for suffer head.

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@NdaliGregory

5 years

I think it’s so wild that this man - who at least makes an effort to comment on social issues relating to Nigerians - lost to a man who ignores us and regards us as a mild inconvenience at best

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5 years

The rate of suicide among our youth is worrisome. I believe that as parents and community, we need to pay close attention for early signs of depression among our young people, particularly in this depressing times. -AA

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

It’s always interesting to see how far crayfish will bend because of situations

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4 years

Alcohol laws relaxed in Dubai as state seeks to ease economic slump

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@NdaliGregory

6 years

I had no idea Janet Jackson was bulletproof

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

*whispers* they’re all the same song

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4 years

Japa, Soapy, Tesumole, Issa Goal, Mafo, Am I a yahoo boy, Opotoyi. Lol plis dear

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@NdaliGregory

5 years

Lovers becoming strangers is quite possibly one of the worst aspects of life.

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@NdaliGregory

3 years

Not Mr. Krabs as a kupe boy

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

Africa is in chaos at the moment. Our brothers and sisters in Namibia and Congo are also facing several injustices, harassment and abuse while we beg for our basic human rights in Nigeria. When will this cycle end #EndSARS #SARSMustGoNow #ShutItAllDownNamibia #CongoIsBleeding

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@NdaliGregory

5 years

Internet: Kim only has water and milk in her fridge Kim: You guys are so funny! That was my water and milk fridge silly x 😂😂

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@NdaliGregory

5 years

My uncle went to the hospital yesterday (he’s in London). He had complained of a rising fever and some other COVID symptoms. I just found out he didn’t make it.

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@NdaliGregory

1 year

I’m eating the onions, the cabbage, the cucumber and maybe even a little newspaper if it gets in the way.

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1 year

There’s actually no reason for you to eat the raw onions that your suya is spiced with. No reason

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@NdaliGregory

5 years

Comfortable silence while we’re next to each other doing separate things

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@Kishwitty

5 years

My idea of intimacy is cuddling up quietly. What is yours?

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@NdaliGregory

7 years

Nigeria to the world! 😂

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@NdaliGregory

5 years

Madame Tussaud’s

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@BashirAhmaad

5 years

President @MBuhari ; still at work!

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

This was me when I saw that we had water canons in this country. How many markets have burned down in the past few years but we have water canons?!

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@Bisolaaa

4 years

The kind of equipment / vehicles the Nigerian Police brought out to scatter the Abuja protesters, I have never seen such in this country in my whole life. Not for actual criminals o. But for protesters

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@NdaliGregory

3 years

I can’t believe I was ever a girl who thought male friendships were “better” and “easier” than female friendships. Adolescence is truly a frightening stage.

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@NdaliGregory

6 years

I’ve had three jobs in four years and a 775% salary increase.

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@BusinessInsider

6 years

Job hopping is the biggest mistake millennials make in their careers

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

Just to be clear, you mean Clifford Orji the serial killer and cannibal that sold his victims remains for rituals?

Uti Nwachukwu

@SirUTI

4 years

FAMILY FIRST! ALWAYS! U SEE THIS LOVE THING, IF IT MAKES YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON YOUR FAMILY, THEN HMMMM WATCH OUT!! EVEN IF CLIFFORD ORJI WAS PART OF MY FAMILY, I WOULD NEEEVERR!! JOIN ANYONE (ESP A ROMANTIC PARTNER) TO BRING DOWN AND CONDEMN MY FAMILY..NEVER! #LOYALTYISKEY

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

What kind of spiritual hold does SARS have on the Nigerian government that they have chosen this as the hill to die on. Is SARS by force?? #EndSARS

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@thecableng

4 years

‘Police murdered my cousin’ — Nigerian-born Canadian minister endorses #EndSARS via @thecableng

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@NdaliGregory

3 years

The Jollof disciples are awfully quiet today. I’m surprised they didn’t wake up with the passion of agbalumo and that the clarity of puff puff didn’t inspire them to join in the remembrance.

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

This is why we said lend your voice. Not to be typing typing paragraphs. Just lend your voice.

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

Tells the truth to CNN, yet lied to Nigerians #EndSARS

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@BabatundeCASH

4 years

The Governor of Lagos State has finally admitted that the military carried out the shootings #LekkiMassacre

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@NdaliGregory

3 years

Peppersoup and white rice >>>

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@NdaliGregory

6 years

Imagine trying on trousers in a size you know is too small, that you know you’re not even going to buy without wearing underwear just to show us you have a big bum. That’s actually very unhygienic and dirty behavior. Do better.

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

Online protesters your work was not in vain. I’m actually about to cry with how overwhelmed I am that the international community is finally taking notice. Nearly 14 days of non stop amplifying our cause. You all did so well - we worked tirelessly and the work isn’t over #EndSARS

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@NdaliGregory

2 years

I promised I wouldn’t cry today. Master of Science in Integrated Marketing with a minor in Marketing Analytics. That part #NYU2022

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@NdaliGregory

2 years

@SarafromMI Are they aggressive?? Also props to your uncle for not screaming because that would be me

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@NdaliGregory

3 years

This is the funniest thing 😂 IG @/lickmyfashion

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@NdaliGregory

3 years

I’ve gotten to the stage where I only ever interact with people that I genuinely like. In the past few weeks I haven’t had a malicious exchange or feeling of dread about anything personal life related. My mind is blown.

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

Twitter Warrior Challenge. N1000 airtime for 212 people. NGN: 145,842.37 USD: $50 (converted to Naira) GBP: £50 (converted to Naira) N20,000 pledge (exc.) Online protesters - we have to make #EndSARS trend like nobody’s business tomorrow. Drop: Thurs 12pm WAT

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@NdaliGregory

5 years

I was feeling really down and driving along Awolowo road crying and the danfo conductor next to me started telling me sorry. Cheered me up immediately!

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

Enjoyment is actually a mindset. Income allows for more ways to express it - but enjoyment is a constant.

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What I’ve learned is that people committed to enjoyment are committed to enjoyment at any budget level.

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@NdaliGregory

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There's nothing more disheartening than pushing and pushing and not seeing any results.

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@NdaliGregory

5 years

Pensioners are obviously his thing

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@TheTirex__

5 years

I wonder the type of women Osi follows, I am worried about him.

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@NdaliGregory

5 years

Finally some good news!! #JAPA #90DayFiancee

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@NdaliGregory

5 years

The Nigerian Sexual Offenders Registry is finally here:

Nigeria Sexual Offender & Service Provider Database

www.nsod.naptip.gov.ng

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

He looks so stressed out that you guys actually want him to do his job. He’s like “I didn’t sign up for this” 🥴

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@fancy_temi

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SANWO-OLU IS HERE #SARSMUSTEND

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@NdaliGregory

3 years

…a man that I’m what?

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

One day I'll address the irrationality of being so anxious to do well you completely avoid doing things you may not be perfect in.

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@NdaliGregory

2 years

Manifested this apartment so hard. Manifested this life. I got every single thing I said I wanted.

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@NdaliGregory

5 years

To be honest Nigeria’s obsession with suit and tie to work is rather disappointing. The Emirati all wear their national dress to work with pride.

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@NdaliGregory

7 years

Just got a call from reception to come and pick up a delivery, only to see this on arrival. I’m so happy, it’s beautiful 😍

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

So much can happen in the space of a few days. Two great recruiters have reached out to me about internship opportunities but I already accepted my dream offer last week. When it rains, it pours.

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@NdaliGregory

5 years

Someone in the replies said power bank. Can Nigerians be serious for ONE. SECOND.

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3 years

Praying that all my loved ones see the new year with me. 2022 will be full of peace and prosperity for us all.

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@NdaliGregory

6 years

Good morning all. Just got hit by a keke so I’ve seized it. Cheers x

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@NdaliGregory

5 years

Glorymakpa, please dear

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@NdaliGregory

6 years

I hope Missandei carried shea butter to the North with her - before her hair breaks.

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

@thegoldskittle I'm sure she wasn't trying to be spiteful but I didn't like the slyness. Babe was making dinner for her family and did a really good job.

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

That's why it's so important to sustain our online twitter protesters. We must amplify the shame and disgrace! #EndSARS

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You guys were 100% spot on in stating that these guys only fear international disgrace. Look at the printouts on his desk fgs 💀

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

I really do respect people in Nigeria that try to do business the right way. The system is honestly against you right from business name/company registration.

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@NdaliGregory

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@CrylieJenner @beigetweeter They put it in the oven two times and it was still uncooked

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

Me: *gets small money* My brain: Spend it

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@NdaliGregory

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He’s always at Polo Club - yet no membership, no horse 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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@NdaliGregory

5 years

I hate when Nigerians in the diaspora do things like this. Loud and wrong for no reason

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Nigerian accent is not just about the intonation, but also the expression. She nailed it! 🤣

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@NdaliGregory

5 years

Great airport. Security (freedom to walk around safely). Clean environment and well maintained tourist attractions/ beaches.

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What did Ghana put in their tourism stew?

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

Buhari said stop protesting and that since you’re all very angry he’ll give 100 lucky winners 30k. Did I miss anything?

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My internship is almost over and I have anxiety about going back to freelancing. I love work so much. I love a steady 9-5, give me that over entrepreneurship any day.

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@NdaliGregory

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Getting misunderstood by someone you thought “gets you” really throws a curve ball at you.

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@NdaliGregory

4 years

Get your mind right by periodically reviewing the source of the content you consume everyday. The influence on the mind may reach further than anticipated.

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@NdaliGregory

3 years

Men that will carry the upcoming AGM on their head for weeks. Circle it three times in their calendar. Show up early for a chance to schmooze with the boss. But when it’s their child’s birthday suddenly they’re “bad with dates”.

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@NdaliGregory

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Famz has grown up and changed its name to 'Networking'. Stay woke.

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I remember when famz was a real thing and no one wanted to be seen doing famz. Lmao Famz is my favourite thing now. Hi, lovely to meet you

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@NdaliGregory

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Or rather… Media: “I wonder how I can sensationalize a title without context knowing the audience will never read the article”

𝕁𝕩𝕟-𝕂æ𝕫𝕒𝕞𝕒🇯🇲🇰🇳

@Junxrrcarter

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No one : Jada : " I wonder how I can embarrass this man this month "

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Smiling to myself because I’m getting everything I want this year.

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@NdaliGregory

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Everyone is getting good news. My own testimony will be here before the year is out. Amen.

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I don't get it oh. Nigeria my people, what's the matter #EndSARS

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People seeing women living their best life and immediately attributing it to some unknown benefactor won’t ever stop being hilarious (silly) to me.

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5 years

Situationship 101

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@NdaliGregory

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I’ve never really understood the need for all these power ranger antics at a wedding

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If your asoebi girl doesn’t lit up & dance like this, is she really your friend?

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Tall, devoid of emotion and expressionless? I'll ask my ex if he's free.

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@NdaliGregory

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Do honorable work so that you don’t have to hide your husband to fit a narrative ✨

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@NdaliGregory

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If we’re being real this is why I left. I kept striving to make more and more money and got tired of seeing it go less further every day.

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If you earn 500k a month and don’t spend a single naira from your salary, it’ll take you 20 years to buy a very small semi detached property on 400sqm in lekki phase1. Fun times

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Erica seems to have a beautiful personality. In addition to that, her management/ PR team is fantastic. I hope they’re open to taking more clients because one or two people desperately need their services.

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@NdaliGregory

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@tundemason I can’t breathe

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