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Two hapless labradors: Nancy is the ten year old black dog with some sense, Lottie is the nine year old brown whirling banshee with absolutely none.

United Kingdom
Joined July 2018
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2 years
Meeting-disturbing worthy level of emergency: Nancy suddenly refused to put weight on this paw, grimaced and rolled over, holding it in the air as though it was too painful to put down. Concerned, I inspected her paw. There was a strand of carpet on it.
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4 years
Anyone in need of a metronome?
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3 years
Can I interest anyone in a Friday boop?
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1 year
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOTTIE!
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4 years
There are four other dog beds in the house
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4 years
I am very concerned about what can have prompted these guilty looks
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2 years
The art. The artist.
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3 years
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOTTIE!
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4 years
Two fully grown Labradors scared of... a fly on their bed
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3 years
At some point during lockdown I started joking around with the dogs and now they wait for their hair brushing every night.
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3 years
Did someone say #TongueOutTuesday ?
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3 years
Absolutely delighted with their new elephant friends
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3 years
I’ve been away at a conference for three days. I am not forgiven.
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4 years
“Give Lottie her own ice cream” they said, “she’ll enjoy it”, they said
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3 years
We had a little visitor today
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2 years
Very much enjoying learning about rollerblades.
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4 years
Lottie helped herself to the milk jug and thought she got away with it. #ThrowbackThursday
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3 years
Pillow rota
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3 years
I am relatively sure she swallowed that sausage whole.
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4 years
I’m on a work call and her afternoon walk has been delayed.
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4 years
Never share an ice cream with Lottie
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4 years
She gets fed at 16:30
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3 years
Happy dog
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3 years
When you know you’re not really allowed on the sofa
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4 years
Happy Birthday Lottie!
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3 years
Nancy hurt her leg today. This is how they’ve been sleeping since.
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3 years
I asked Nancy to move and instead she called for back up. Is this a sit in?
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2 years
Ready for the light to be turned off now, thank you.
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3 years
The dogs are taking a well deserved bank holiday break from their stressful day jobs.
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3 years
I’m not sure Nancy is that pleased with her new hat
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2 years
Good morning
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4 years
I’m sorry but would you look at these blue steel stunners
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4 years
Did anyone want a weekend boop?
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4 years
Another relaxing visit from the bath tub bandits
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3 years
I’m not saying the dogs are spoiled but I am saying I brought their special dog ice creams out to them on their sun beds
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3 years
There has been a small mishap
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3 years
“So does this fire turn itself on or…?”
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3 years
Best friends always have your back
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5 years
These two dogs have never ever been fed in their entire lives, and have lost all hope that they ever will be fed in the future.
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3 years
Too hot to be touching. Too co-dependent to not be touching
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2 years
Lottie’s Birthday anchovies!
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3 years
Uh oh.
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2 years
Always touching
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3 years
I suggested that nurse Lottie might like some time off her duties to play outside. Apparently I was incorrect.
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4 years
Can I interest anyone in a sleepy little boop?
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4 years
“You’re saying some dogs DON’T have their own sun lounger? IMAGINE”
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3 years
Made it to the weekend
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3 years
Lottie would like to discuss breakfast in bed
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3 years
Am I imagining it or are they holding paws?
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3 years
Can you guess which dog was (very gently) told off?
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4 years
When you had the prime radiator spot and then your chocolate shadow snuck in 🙄
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3 years
🖤🤎
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4 years
Just in case you needed a black dog to bring you a flower today. The flower might be a bit chewed and damp but the delivery is very loving.
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3 years
Today’s plans:
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2 years
The puppy has taken a shine to Nancy and it’s hard to tell who is most concerned about that
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4 years
“The dog food delivery has been delayed”
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3 years
How to tell who helped themselves to some custard?
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3 years
I am being black(and brown)mailed
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3 years
Needy? I don’t know the meaning of the word
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3 years
This girl ❤️
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2 years
Puddle of melted chocolate
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2 years
Nancy was unwell and had to stay at the vets. I think Lottie was pleased to see her.
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3 years
Nancy has confirmed my suspicions that Lottie has helped herself to something in the kitchen
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2 years
TFW there’s only one porridge pot to lick
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3 years
PSA: it’s time for dinner
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4 years
Error code 241: the application “Labrador” has temporarily crashed. Please restart application.
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3 years
Peaceful harmony under threat: vicious disagreement over whose turn it is to be the pillow
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3 years
Nancy moved over here for a bit of alone time. Lottie... did not get the memo.
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4 years
Posers
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3 years
A good girl and her good but jealous sister
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4 years
Neither of these dogs are supposed to be on this bed. One feels bad. One feels comfy.
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3 years
The dogs are not very well. But not not well enough to not want dinner.
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3 years
About six years ago a solitary pea fell out of a colander and inspired never ending optimism
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4 years
Patiently waiting her turn
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2 years
Sun bed by the pool vibes
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3 years
“Ring the dinner gong Jeeves, one is ready to dine”
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4 years
Nancy is sad because Lottie is sad
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3 years
When your sister steals your Birthday present #HappyBirthdayNancy
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3 years
She IS relaxing in front of the fire but she’s ALSO asking if it’s dinner time yet?
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2 years
Happy weekend
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2 years
If you need a quick introduction to Nancy and Lottie, it’s basically this:
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3 years
So... about today
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3 years
Living life on the edge
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3 years
There is no snooze button on my alarm clock
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3 years
Peek a boo
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4 years
A single frozen pea rolled under here about an hour ago.
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4 years
“Walkies”
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3 years
I was under the impression that my hand was already clean. Apparently I was wrong.
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4 years
Just holding paws
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3 years
Sweet new ride - the Laborghini
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3 years
Merry Christmas! Lottie threw up on Nancy’s head.
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3 years
I think my meeting is disturbing nap time
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3 years
It might be time to admit that she has a yogurt problem
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4 years
She insists on doing this every. Single. Time.
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4 years
100% of dogs in 50% of the dog bed
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3 years
Very proud guard dog awaiting treats for alerting me to the presence of this dastardly woodlouse
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3 years
A joint request to come up on the sofa has been received
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2 years
She is beauty, she is grace
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4 years
Don’t you love it when you’re chatting away to your dog and they have no idea what gobbledygook you’re spouting but they’re just happy to be involved
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