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Joe Short

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5 years

Jonas Wind just scored this Panenka for FC Copenhagen, in a crucial Champions League qualifier at Red Star Belgrade. In front of one of the most intimidating fan bases in Europe. He’s 20 for goodness sake. The absolute cheek of it. #ucl #fcklive

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Cristiano Ronaldo said this about his future after the Champions League final: "It was very nice to be at Real Madrid. In the coming days I will give a response to the fans, who have always been at my side." #RMCF

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Pierre-Emile Højbjerg.

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Blimey. Leeds v Fulham isn't on a Tuesday night. Nor is the reverse fixture. Wow the Premier League is a weird and wonderful new world. #lufc #ffc

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4 years

How's this for an international break from Denmark's combined first team and U21s: 🇩🇰6 wins 🇩🇰20 goals 🇩🇰0 conceded 🇩🇰2 groups topped

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1 year

That Panenka from J̶o̶n̶a̶s̶ ̶W̶i̶n̶d̶ Roony Bardghji. Where have I seen that before…? #fcklive

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Joe Short

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6 years

WATCH Alan Hutton's goal for Aston Villa vs Hull

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Seb Larsson's 12 yellow cards earned during Sweden's 2021 Allsvenskan season are just marvellous. He argues every single one of them. @dplus_sportSE have nailed it again. 👏 #SAFC #BCFC #AIK

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Joe Short

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7 years

North Yorkshire pub quiz. Someone lost @Herring1967

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3 years

↔️ Fool me once, shame on you ↔️ Fool me twice, shame on me #Daramy

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4 years

Plenty has been written about Marcelo Bielsa’s training regimes and fitness demands at Leeds United. And it’s clear to see why he sets such a high standard. Here’s RB Luke Ayling in the 89th minute, running box-to-box in 11 seconds to set up the #lufc winner. Ridiculous.

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Joe Short

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3 years

Danish club Brøndby IF will reverse their colours and play in blue shirts and yellow shorts against SønderjyskE tonight. The club will be collecting for Save The Children, with a focus on the 7.5 million kids affected by the war in Ukraine. The kits will also be auctioned off 👏

Brøndby IF

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Hjælp os med at hjælpe Ukraines børn🇺🇦 Til aftenens kamp samler vi ind til Red Barnet, der p.t. har fokus rettet mod Ukraines børn. Brøndby-spillerne vil i aftenens kamp spille i det Ukrainske flags farver - blå øverst og gult nederst💛💙 Læs mere her:

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F.C. Copenhagen’s injured centre-back David Khocholava in the stands everybody.

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4 years

As the sport's most vocal advocate of equality, and in a sport where it's not exactly in abundance, Lewis Hamilton has proved this season he's worth more to F1 and Mercedes than mere race wins | @iPaperSport

Hamilton is more than an F1 driver and it's wrong to suggest Mercedes can quit contract talks

Jordan’s comparisons to Senna’s death show a lack of compassion that remains in F1 – a sport Hamilton has dragged into the 21st century

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2 years

I can't stop watching

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4 years

It’s derby day in Copenhagen, so time once again to watch the best goal ever scored in any derby. (Tell me I’m wrong) #fcklive #fckbif

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4 years

Aston Villa have put in a bid for F.C. Copenhagen centre-half Victor Nelsson, according to claims in Denmark this morning. Plenty of Danish papers reporting it but FCK keep transfers close to their chest. Somewhere around £9.3m. #avfc

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Joe Short

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4 years

If you create a European Super League you don’t get moments like this. You don’t get millions of fans from clubs in Scandinavia, Scotland, Eastern Europe, Belgium dreaming of ‘giant killings’. You disenfranchise them. They’ll switch off.

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3 years

Daramy ➡️ Kristiansen ➡️ Wind A goal made in F.C. Copenhagen's Talent Department. No wonder Jacob Neestrup was so pleased. #fcklive

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It’s almost 10 years to the day I contacted @FCKobenhavn about writing for the club (doing the English stuff). Daniel kind enough to give me a shot...and I’m still here. It’s been a pleasure to follow and support the team down the years. #fcklive

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Sensational headline from @LewesFCWomen on the announcement of their new signing Kallie Balfour

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Christ, Parken sounds loud. #fcklive

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That's how it's done…

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5 years

Robert Skov is just a marvellous man.

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4 years

For those surprised at how well @FCKobenhavn played against @ManUtd on Monday, please note they have now gone 32 European games without conceding multiple goals. This is no accident. It's the organisation, work ethic and drive required to compete.

F.C. Copenhagen's impressive European record over last 32 matches | F.C. København

F.C. Copenhagen lost 1-0 to Manchester United in the UEFA Europa League on Monday night - but the Lions still continued an impressive European record.

www.fck.dk

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2 years

Mohamed Daramy, getting you through Monday 🇩🇰

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6 years

Marcelo Bielsa to Leeds is almost complete. Let's hope he stays in the job longer than it's taken to appoint him #lufc

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11 months

Roony Bardghji. Honestly. What a talent. Two in the Derby. That Panenka. His goal tonight. Brøndby await at the weekend. #fcklive #ucl

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2 years

Wow Sektion 12 is rocking! #fcklive

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3 years

He's not going to like the Qatar World Cup much then

Zach Lowy

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3 years

I am a slave, says Ronaldo as he pushes for Madrid move | Manchester United | The Guardian

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1 year

Looking back at last night, I think Neestrup has taken F.C. Copenhagen, as a competitive force in Europe, to a level beyond Ståle. There's still the discipline and commitment that Solbakken demanded but there's such a lovely flair that runs through the team now. #fcklive

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3 years

Twenty years ago today. Still not sure as a goal (ridiculous overhead kick) and a moment (winning your team the league title against your closest rivals) has been beaten since.

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Joe Short

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10 months

Yes yes yes yes yes! @FCKobenhavn are into the Champions League knockout stages for only the second time. First since 2010/11. What a performance across six gruelling group games. Four points taken from Gala, three from Man Utd, one from Bayern. #ucl #fcklive

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Joe Short

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2 years

Pep's twice been denied in Parken now. #fcklive

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Joe Short

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1 year

F.C. Copenhagen take on Manchester United tonight. It's going to be loud in Parken (no jumping, mind) and I keep thinking back to what Jacob Neestrup said last month: "You can't compare it (Old Trafford) to Parken. Parken is way more intense." #fcklive #mufc #ucl

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Sometimes the simplest instructions are the best. #sldk #KeepAttacking

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Mad to think Pierre Bengtsson's debut for F.C. Copenhagen was against Chelsea in the Champions League 11 years ago. Wish him all the best at Djurgaardens. A great left-back and a proper professional #fcklive

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4 years

Proper question in @TheAthleticUK ’s Leeds Q&A with @PhilHay_ today. More of this please... #lufc

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Joe Short

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10 months

Image of the night last night. These two have been superb for F.C. Copenhagen in the Champions League group stage (and qualifying). #fcklive #ucl

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Joe Short

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3 years

Nicklas Bendtner retires. Here's his last goal as a professional player, for F.C. Copenhagen in 2019.

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1 year

This shirt. Yes please. #PanIdr æt

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3 years

Thought Zanka was excellent for F.C. Copenhagen today. Perhaps his best performance of the season. In near-total control of the defence and Brøndby's forward line. #sldk #fckbif

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Goodness me. #sldk #fckfcm #fcklive

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Another sold-out Parken. Sektion 12 in full voice. It's topbrag time. #fcklive #fckfcm

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15-hour drive to Frederiksberg Rådhus Plads. Will the party still be going by then? #fcklive

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There's that grit. If you haven't seen F.C. Copenhagen's doc series on Mohamed Daramy, then check it out. (English subtitles if you so desire 😉) Daramy's physicality has developed with his footballing nous. He'll be in Denmark's 2022 World Cup squad.

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5 years

Show me a better penalty miss.... I just love the commentator here #htafc

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6 years

Oh Memphis Depay. Lovely assist. Reckon he could play in the Premier League that kid…

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Sunday saw seven home-grown @FCKobenhavn players contribute in a 3-0 win over Vejle in the Danish Superliga. They all came through the F.C. Copenhagen Talent Department. Six of them are 18 years old.

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11 months

Neestrup has it right here. F.C. Copenhagen may not have "deserved" to win or even draw last night but over the course of Group A the team at least deserves four points. You don't always get what you deserve. And sometimes you do. That's football. #fcklive #ucl #mufc

Telegraph Football

@TeleFootball

11 months

Copenhagen's head coach claimed the 4-3 win over Man United was his side's 'weakest performance' of the #UCL group stages so far 😳 #TelegraphFootball | #MUFC

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Martin Justesen, spin doctor for Danish prime minister Mette Frederiksen, looks worryingly similar to @MrMichaelSpicer

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2 years

I still can't believe that finished 1-1. Dortmund had their chances but FCK could have had six or seven tonight. An exceptional performance from FCK, especially when you consider so many of these players are teenagers in their first #UCL campaign #fcklive

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5 years

This is world class but because it’s not Lionel Messi no one will notice

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Joe Short

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6 years

Very jealous of those going to cover Malmo vs Chelsea tonight. Malmo's stadium is one of the best out there and their fans are ridiculously loud.

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1 year

I do love hearing F.C. Copenhagen fans taunt opposition supporters in English. Warms the heart it does. #fcklive

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6 years

“I used to pay to play football.” They say romance in football is dead. And yes it is. City are gonna win everything, PSG can’t move for trophies (bar the CL of course), Chelsea. But sometimes romance shows signs of life. Fleeting, but very much there.

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11 months

I wasn't able to watch the Copenhagen Derby over the weekend but I followed it on the FCK App. Would I be right in assuming "you know who" was the man behind these two shots? #fcklive

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3 years

How about a 30-yard stunner for your first career goal? Remember the name… Roony Bardghji

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6 years

It's Aaron Lennon's birthday today. Still remember his professional debut. Still love the way he runs. Still got that blue #lufc away shirt (and it's still three sizes too big).

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and when they did…

GOAL

@goal

3 years

Not many players did this to Carles Puyol 😳

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2 years

Viktor Fischer: "I love a good Tuborg Rød… the biological one. The unfiltered Tuborg… that's a beer that I really like." Never change Viktor.

Axel Franzén

@AxelFranzen

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Han skulle bli den charmigaste drengen, i hele vores liv

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Best podcasts of 2020 | My piece for @RadioTimes 🍽️Home Cooking with @CiaoSamin and @HrishiHirway ⚽ @stadio 🗳️ The Political Party with @mattforde 💡Where Should We Begin with @EstherPerel 🗞️ @yourewrongabout …

Best podcasts of 2020: This Is Love, Off Menu and more

Our top podcast recommendations from a year where there was plenty to discuss.

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1 year

F.C. Copenhagen have four players on the @GoldenBoyAwards list of Europe's top 100 youngsters: Elias Jelert Valdemar Lund William Clem Hákon Haraldsson Only Salzburg have more (5). And it's no coincidence.

Four FCK youngsters on Europe's 'Golden Boy' rankings | F.C. København

Elias Jelert, Valdemar Lund, William Clem and Hákon Haraldsson are among the nominees for the prestigious Golden Boy talent award.

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6 years

@MundialMag Youth hosteling with Sylvan Ebanks-Blake

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4 years

Legend. #fcklive

F.C. København

@FCKobenhavn

4 years

READY FOR QUARTER-FINAL ⚪️🔵💪🏼 #uel #fcklive 📸

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6 years

This remains one of the naughtiest tifos in football. Copenhagen fans knocking down Brøndby Stadium before the derby. Afterwards: “Copenhagen is ours”. #BIFFCK #sldk #Copenhagen #derby

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Joe Short

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2 years

I'd say Viktor Claesson was FCK's signing of the year in 2022. Positionally disciplined, cool-headed in attack, and gets just about everywhere. A delightful pre-assist assist from the weekend… #fcklive

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2 years

🔵⚪⚫ F.C. Copenhagen back in the Champions League for the fifth time since 2006 🔵⚪⚫ In a European group stage for the 14th time in 16 seasons Well done lads. Congratulations to the staff. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. #fcklive

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3 years

That Pep Biel turn is just delicious. #fcklive

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4 years

As I wrote for @iPaperSport last month, the Lewis Hamilton / Mercedes contract is about more than money. And F1 needs him more than ever.

Hamilton is more than an F1 driver and it's wrong to suggest Mercedes can quit contract talks

Jordan’s comparisons to Senna’s death show a lack of compassion that remains in F1 – a sport Hamilton has dragged into the 21st century

inews.co.uk

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4 years

Zanka passing to Delaney in PARKEN #deneng #fcklive

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3 years

Mohamed Daramy is moving to Ajax. But not before he says goodbye to the F.C. Copenhagen fans. "I promise I will return!" #fcklive #ajax

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Joe Short

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6 years

They talk about the Yellow Wall at Dortmund and Spurs’ new massive home end. Here’s both tiers of @FCKobenhavn ‘s Sektion 12 in full voice. European nights in there are incredible. And a cheap ticket too!

Jes Mortensen

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6 years

Sikke en dag og forrygende med dobbeltdækkeren bag målet⚪️🔵👌🏽

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5 years

Incredible stuff from @FCKobenhavn to bypass Celtic after the winter break. It’s so difficult for Danish teams to hit the ground running following two months off. #fcklive

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4 years

F***ing Zanka (saving the day again) #daneng

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2 years

Ali Almosawe was a slalom ski champion in a previous life #FCKlive

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3 years

So @martin_vingaard is the new U15 head coach at F.C. Copenhagen. #fcklive Oh go on then…

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5 years

Show me a goal you watch at least once a month...

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11 months

When Jacob Neestrup says tonight's 0-0 draw at Bayern Munich is "one of the greatest European displays in F.C. Copenhagen's history" he's not wrong. FCK have always had to strike a balance between competing at the top of the Superliga and being underdogs in the UCL.

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In all honesty, I think we saw the best of F.C. Copenhagen at Old Trafford. They were far more resolute and adventurous when 11 v 11 in Manchester. Rashford's red card changed the game but you can't fault FCK's determination and persistency tonight. #fcklive #ucl

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Joe Short

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10 months

To be fair they had a really hard group. #fcklive #ucl

The Athletic | Football

@TheAthleticFC

10 months

Manchester United are eliminated from the Champions League at the group stage for the fourth time in their last nine campaigns. This season is the first in which they have lost four group stage matches. #MUFC 's worst #UCL showing in their history.

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Late getting home. Log onto my @FCKobenhavn vs @BrondbyIF stream. First thing that hits me is the noise from Parken. Wow! 11,800 making it sound like 118,000. 30 seconds later Rasmus Falk scores the opener. Oh the Copenhagen derby is just magnificent. #sldk #fckbif

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@_jshort

4 years

Not a cell phone in sight. Just people enjoying the moment.

Lars Rønbøg

@LarsRonbog

4 years

Dengang for 10 år siden, sad jeg ikke helt optimalt for @mzanka 's scoring... #sldk #derby

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Due to Covid I haven't been back to Denmark in more than two years. Being double vaccinated means I can travel but need to self-isolate for at least four days upon landing (possibly 10). Hoping at some point to see a full house like this again in real life. #sldk

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2 years

Noah Sahsah's goal for F.C. Copenhagen U19s vs Manchester City is rather marvellous. #fcklive #uefayouthleague

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Joe Short

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4 years

Notable take from the Lewis Hamilton contract announcement: "A significant part of the new agreement builds upon the joint commitment to greater diversity and inclusion in motorsport that was made last year by Lewis and Mercedes."

Mercedes-AMG PETRONAS F1 Team

@MercedesAMGF1

4 years

#LewisAnnounced 😉

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Huddersfield Town: The club that didn't even bother to dream | @DExpress_Sport #HTAFC

Huddersfield Town: Mocking Terriers for shock playoff win embarrassing

HUDDERSFIELD TOWN — the team that didn’t even bother to dream — will play Premier League football next season. And the moaners can shut up if they have a problem with that.

www.express.co.uk

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4 years

Reckon Copenhagen could have won that....

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6 years

@HectorBellerin Smug.

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2 years

Hello Copenhagen. Still beautiful, still wet, and Rådhuspladsen still a building site.

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Watford supposedly in 'advanced talks' to sign former Malmo and F.C. Copenhagen keeper Robin Olsen from Roma. What a scoop that would be for the Championship club. Olsen is a terrific goalkeeper. Can play out from the back, is gangly and imposing, doesn't mind clearing the box.

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6 years

Grayson: "Everyone is so desperate to see Leeds United back in the Premier League." Everyone. #lufc

BBC 5 Live Sport

@5liveSport

6 years

"Everyone's so desperate for #LUFC to be back in the Premier League" Is Marcelo Bielsa the most exciting managerial appointment of the summer? ⚪ Former Leeds manager Simon Grayson says it could go 'one way or the other':

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Copenhagen has some of the best medical facilities in the world. Please let him be OK

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Please tell me Steve McClaren is doing the co-comms for Leeds vs Fulham today. “Heh heh heh.... Well let me tell you a story about Mitrovi....” #lufc #ffc

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Oh lovely. #fcklive

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Oscar Wendt’s still got it

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3 years

Just seen that FC Barcelona HD video of the players entering the field. Amazing isn't it? Revolutionary… Sorry lads, but F.C. Copenhagen were doing this in 2015. #fcklive #sldk

Copenhagen Derby

Der er ikke noget, der overgår en sejr i et Derby og i denne smukke video kan du komme helt tæt på før, under og efter 3-1 sejren over Brøndby. DJI Ronin an...

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2 years

Take care of Man City…. then cycle home. #fcklive #FCKMCI

Copenhagen Sundays

@CphSundays

2 years

GODNAT KØBENHAVN ⚽️🤍💙 📷 Jes Dorph-Petersen/Copenhagen Sundays #fcklive #ucl #UEFAChampionsLeague

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Mo Daramy with the assist of the season

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My favourite Danish phrase, topbrag, is happening again this weekend. F.C. Copenhagen vs FC Midtjylland. First vs second in the Danish Superliga. An incredible array of talent on show. Could be beautiful, could be a scrap. Sunday at 5pm BST. Marvellous.

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