What's going on everyone? My name's Data Douche. Well folks today we're going to talk about how my viewers missed a generational buying opportunity because I'm giant douche who thought he was smarter than the market. Then I'll talk about my paid sponsor shitcoin project.
-best performing asset of 2023
-hashrate at all time high
-blockspace in high demand
-nation state adoption occurring in real time
Data Douche: cAn aN eTf & tHe HaLvInG SaVe BiTcOiN? 🤡
-Bitcoin hashrate at all time
-Halving in less than year
-Chart looking bullish AF
-El Salvador turning into the next Dubai
-Presidential candidates from both parties vying for bitcoiners vote
Imagine gambling on shitcoins instead? 😂
Before Covid, I was expecting 100k by end of 2021. After the Covid crash and $3 trillion money printing, I thought 100k would be a joke by end of 2021, anyone else?
Why did
#bitcoin
not perform better? Something we have to ask ourselves.
@balkinishu
@gladstein
@BennettTomlin
Bitcoins energy use derives from proof of work mining, not transactions. If you can’t understand why an alternate uncensorable form of money with a fixed issuance rate that’s outside state control which can be sent across the world in seconds is valuable I can’t help you there
Why did
@RobertKennedyJr
just buy 14 Bitcoin when he could have bought 2,700,000,000 POOP and put it into Coinbase to earn yield?
Doesn't this man know about shitcoins?
No one ever talks about hyper-ethereumization. A world living under an ethereum standard. That’a because ethereum isn’t sound money and it has no connection to the real world. It’s a Chuck E. cheese token used to gamble and play video games with.