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Where are the helicopters, @KamalaHarris ???

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6 months

@eigenrobot Crocs used to be bigger.

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@AfricanHub_ This bridge was built 2,085 years ago and is still in use today. It was built in a country with a lower per capita GDP than the Democratic Republic of the Congo. It's not like the art of making bridges is some sort of SECRET.

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@GreenTextRepost The worst thing about this greentext is that OP failed to specify the sex of the roommate. That matters. A lot.

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@USArmy Excuse me, the Army hates and abuses White men.

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@mrexits This kind of dense, walkable, mixed use urbanism is illegal to build in many American cities 9,950 people — footprint under SIX ACRES

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@GreenTextRepost Google yields ONE result for "honganahoogs" — which references OP. OP is a modern day Shakespeare, just making up new words.

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@wayotworld The best detail from the cop's firing was that one of her violations was: "accessing a restricted database to snoop on the partner of her former wife" Disgruntled lesbian cop. Gould is lucky to be alive.

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@narrative_hole He's being held for his own safety. Really.

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@GreenTextRepost Bro gave Anon a COMPLEMENT Writing in the "Apology," Plato has Socrates explain why he appears wiser than any other person — because he does not imagine that he knows what he does NOT know because he wasn't an "intellectual" Intellectuals are frauds Philosophers seek WISDOM

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@GreenTextRepost "Not today, Satan."

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@ShitpostGate many such cases

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@9mm_smg My heart says 🇮🇱 but my brain says 🇮🇳

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@narrative_hole "nothing" just like Nord stream

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@stone_toss If someone says "our democracy" and not just "democracy"... it's because YOU are not part of the OUR

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@Babygravy9 It wasn't a gnome, it was Robert Reich.

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@BdsmHookah Have you found this to be true of all Pakistani fathers?

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@lporiginalg Son should reject the college money and take the car. Given the whinging over $4K, there isn't much saved up anyway.

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@GreenTextRepost @boymoderology it's time

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@robkhenderson Correct. Costco's genius was coming up with a legal and defensible workaround to the Civil Rights Act. We can expect "membership models" to dominate more and more previously public spaces. Nothing else can work under current law.

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@60Minutes lol, 60 Minutes doing an expose on a WiFi router

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@GreenTextRepost Anon is clearly the retarded one since he isn't even curious as to why his mother was LOCKING HIM IN A ROOM while she entertained DAILY VISITORS...

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@9mm_smg If I understand this correctly, The Jewish leader of Ukraine is willing to spend an unlimited number of slavic lives to end as many other slavic lives as possible.

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@iamyesyouareno Um, could you IMAGINE telling her? It might take hours of effort before she understood. Best to leave her alone and delete her account.

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@hartgoat Part 2 is even more ominous

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@bizlet7 They could all lose some weight.

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@GreenTextRepost Bro should have bailed and joined the Navy that day.

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@paulg Careful, given the unprecedented good he's brought to El Salvador, you're not smearing Bukele by calling him a "dictator." You're making "dictator" sound more appealing. Or am I wrong and you meant "dictator" in the classical sense?

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@GreenTextRepost Get three AIDS tests. And a vancomycin drip.

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@DaddyWarpig Normies can't even tell a crow from a raven, smh. That's clearly Muninn. Huginn is, well, Huginn could be anywhere.

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@TigardTualSD Hey, @TigardTualSD , so the forum on "Student Safety and Well Being" you held YESTERDAY. You seem much more concerned about forcing students to submit to trans-terrorism than protecting students from trans-terrorism.

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@GreenTextRepost Not gay. SA.

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@mymixtapez Project 2025 being fulfilled already!

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@Cernovich Yeah, those were great questions. I've never seen a coherent argument why we can drone strike weddings but not cartels. We're WAY past formalities like "Declarations of War."

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@xavierverse @libbyemmons This is Aggravated Assault. She used a weapon, and it resulted in serious bodily injury. We're watching a Traumatic Brain Injury happen. In Texas, we give brigands anywhere from 2 to 20 years in prison for a felony this serious.

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@BillboardChris Shape-rotators, just let the Wordcels win. Winning is losing. You think he'll feel like a winner tonight?

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@JoshLekach Since nobody else posted it, here's what the... locals... are seeing:

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@GreenTextRepost Serve yourself by first serving others. That's how it works.

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@lporiginalg Look, "Prostitution" is a helluva thing to leave off your relationship resume. Finding a much better woman won't be hard at all for him.

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@GreenTextRepost FBI would never pass up on the opportunity to groom a potential domestic *********.

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@bizlet7 This part of the story made me choke on my coffee: "The 13-year-old, who has ADHD, said he was so traumatized by the encounter that he tried to take his own life."

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@lporiginalg I don't understand why anyone goes to Mexico. There's more than enough Mexico here already.

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@Stone_tossers "They don't think it be like it is, but it do."

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@GreenTextRepost "2 out of 3 commercial diving fatalities involve ΔP"

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@stone_toss The original artwork, "The Morning Visitor" (1967) by Dino Buzzati artwork was about feminism "rescuing" women from happy lives of quiet domesticity. The artist shows the woman trapped in the drudgery of household chores before being fulfilled in the final panels.

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@GreenTextRepost Sincerity is a helluva drug.

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@sahar_tartak I cannot seem to find any old tweets of yours going after the vandals who desecrated or destroyed symbols of my own culture and history. Kindly GFY.

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@Nassreddin2002 Ecstatic. Moroccans have Morocco. Holland is Dutch.

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@lporiginalg "I believe it's a 50s Chevy Bel Air" The fact that this "father" didn't name the specific year, model, and color irrefutably demonstrates that he is spiritually gay. The longhouse got him good.

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@JoshLekach Bro would have made this exact same face if he saw Blondie fall into a gorilla enclosure (other than Harambe's). The fear in this man's eyes.

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@SaysSimulation It didn't help that the subset of their staff with the most risk analysis talent got run off for refusing to comply with the vax mandate. While people with a go-along-get-along and do-what-you're-told mindset complied and kept their jobs. Double whammy.

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@bizlet7 Church bros have to watch out for used cars that have had their odometer rolled back. There's highway miles. And there's city miles.

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@michaelmalice Jillin, Chillin, & Thrillin

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@greentexts_bot You can't just download Player firmware onto an NPC bot. That will just break it.

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@GreenTextRepost 25-round detachable box magazine (F1) 30-round detachable box magazine (STANAG) (G2) At least they fixed it when they got cucked by NATO.

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@covid_clarity Minnesota going full Soviet Communist. Solzhenitsyn explain...

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@ComradeDoyIe Trump about to have his Saint Francis moment.

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@stone_toss He made Velma White. Kid was dunzo.

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@GreenTextRepost It was a Comfort to them.

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@greentexts_bot "somehow they know" dudes, if you like anime, we can pretty much smell it on you

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@adbraa Not until we have justice. There must be trials and severe punishments for the perpetrators.

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@frogNscorpion "Carer" is such an awful term. It implies strangers with no qualification befitting an actual title.

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@USArmy @USArmy , if you're looking for the White Men who used to join the Army, try checking the following bases: • Fort A.P. Hill • Fort Benning • Fort Bragg • Fort Gordon • Fort Hood • Fort Lee • Fort Pickett • Fort Polk • Fort Rucker Hopefully, you didn't change the names

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@ScottAdamsSays Chad flex.

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@AkkadSecretary When people do money laundering, I wish they would open nicer little businesses. I had a favorite chocolates shop that was obviously a money laundering front. Delightfully delicious, but I never saw another customer even once.

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@JoshLekach @BenAffleck this is your most prestigious award yet.

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@amuse $1000 tickets and normal gate etiquette no match for a Columbian Camp of the Saints. Seal the border. Deport them all.

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@PeterRQuinones "homeless lgbt youth" is the worst euphemism I've yet heard for trafficking victims

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@OwenBenjamin 1994. The property value of my parent's house, as well as the rest of the neighborhood.

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@Indian_Bronson Recruitment needs to come to a complete stop for a few years. If we cut the number of soldiers by 75%, we might have the funds and competence to actually care for them. Neocons can volunteer to fill any gaps that appear.

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@9mm_smg This is why the Jews had to convince the Romans to nail Christ to a cross for them.

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@martyrmade Real test will be whether Jews will be allowed to defend themselves without fear of predatory prosecution by the local DA

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@GreenTextRepost Prostitution is only the second oldest profession.

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@Tr00peRR looks familiar

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@GreenTextRepost Wholesome.

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@stone_toss Public Schools are rape engines. It's what they do. Your kid's teacher may not be one of the rapers, but it's likely they know one of the rapers — and they help keep him/her hidden.

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@treblewoe "It says here in this history book that luckily, the good guys have won every single time. What are the odds?" — Norm MacDonald

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@PaulSkallas Police Officers kill at a higher rate than Pit Bulls. So I approach police encounters with at least the caution I would with an unfamiliar agitated pit bull.

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@PaulSkallas Older fathers (and mothers) doesn't help either

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@ScottAdamsSays The "product" that scientists manufacture isn't knowledge, it's grants. For a scientist, getting the next grant is the same as winning the next election for a politician. It's EVERYTHING. Which is why science works as well as Congress.

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@rmcentush It's fine. Just the right combination of speed and viscosity.

Saturn's Strange Hexagon Recreated in the Lab - ScienceNOW.wmv

Reproducción en laboratorio del hexágono de Saturno.Credit: Ana Claudia Barbosa AguiarTomado de: http://news.sciencemag.org/sciencenow/2010/04/saturns-strang...

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@bennyjohnson Alright, so Joe is incapacitated. Fine, it happens. But we have RULES for this. Why haven't they had Kamala step in to assume duties as President. This would hugely help Kamala's campaign, so it's bizarre for them to do this. How much do they hate Kamala?

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BREAKING: The White House just held its first cabinet meeting in 11 months Jill Biden sat at the head of the table

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@nypost "CALLOUS TRIOS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be CALLOUS TRIOS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE CALLOUS TRIOS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making

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@kxly4news third time the "pride" paint itself was the first instance of vandalism

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@GPrime85 Pro-lifers that say they won't vote for Trump are fake Pro-lifers. Literally none of them are actually Pro Life. It's all an act. A pose. They don't really care about abortion at all. Heck, the per capita number of abortions among them is almost certainly greater than one.

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@GreenTextRepost @seanlafool Ah, the dystopian SyFy future we were all promised. Effing finally.

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@stone_toss @Nature_and_Race

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@GreenTextRepost You know this post is pre-Biden because the rent is so low.

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@McDonaldsJapan Translated lyrics: "The soap bubble flew up to the roof, it flew up to the roof, it broke and disappeared. Don't blow the wind, let's fly the soap bubble." Japanese people use "soap bubble" to describe something that is short-lived, insubstantial, or ephemeral. Like love. ❤️

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@DMichaelTripi Astonishing.

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@Ike188711 @Teamsters The @UAW needs to run a poll of its membership with the same level of transparency as the @Teamsters have. I assure you, the rank and file are NOT with harris.

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@k9_reaper Choose your fighter.

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@EndWokeness The "No U-Turn" signs were installed to discourage cruising and solicitation of prostitutes. Gays oppose these signs for the same reason they opposed the closure of their bathhouses in the early days of their AIDS crisis. Rampant promiscuity is just what being gay is about.

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@9mm_smg @USArmy You have ratioed the United States Army. Now you know how the Taliban felt.

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@GreenTextRepost I love how people are amazed how every ancient culture built pyramids without taking a moment to realize that big pyramid-shaped piles will stay stacked about 10x longer than big cube-shaped piles. Did none of them play with blocks as a kid?

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@GreenTextRepost ADA compliance in villain facilities is insightful game design because the worst villains in the real world operate out of ADA compliant government buildings. Pics related.

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@upstatefederlst The best detail from the cop's firing was that one of her violations was: "accessing a restricted database to snoop on the partner of her former wife" Disgruntled lesbian cop. Gould is lucky to be alive.

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@GlomarResponder Well... From 1984 to 1996, India's population increased from a massive 763 million to an outlandish 983 million. Yet they famously earned only ONE olympic medal in that period. Advantaged by the HOTTEST modern Olympics, Leander Paes won Bronze in Men's Tennis singles in 96.

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@bryan_caplan If there is a menace that is causing a 100% death rate in Haiti, the LAST thing we should do is allow a SINGLE Haitian into our country! Is this menace only affecting one end of Hispaniola? How are the Dominicans handling this crisis? Sounds like we need a QUARANTINE.

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