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Now taking online *lab* consults. DM me for details. IM trained. P/CC doc. TRT. HRT. Peptides. Health. Vitality. Optimization. Lifting. Fitness. A Bro. INTJ.

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There are no politics or arguments about ideology in the practice of my job. There are only sick people who need help and I try with everything I have to help them. That is literally it.
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@NBCNews Yeah … little pregnant white lady decided it was a good day to steal a bike from a group of young black men. Is NBC news even a serious operation any longer? Do you actually wonder why a vast majority of the country doesn’t trust legacy media and thinks it’s full of it?
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@PuppiesIover We. Don’t. Deserve. Them.
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@DaleStarkA10 What kind of nation drafts *anyone* to fight the politician’s and banker’s wars? We can talk some kind of mandatory national service, military being one option, but dragging young people, by coercion of law, into a war they didn’t start so the old, the lazy, and the rich can
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@annievanb @Cigna Hey @Cigna care to explain this nonsense? Has the patient paid premiums to your company? It’s a yes or no question.
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@TheAfrocentricI Because sushi is the fooking tits? Love that stuff. Pretty sure any ethnic or race can make delicious rolls. It’s not that complicated.
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@HonorAndDaring Whatever it is it’s definitely not the huge numbers of vaccines, and or the garbage seed oil processed and seed oil preserved food, and or electronic devices. Confidently. It’s none of those things. I heard some Experts™️ confidently tell me otherwise.
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@OliLondonTV Nice. Glad to see some people standing up publicly instead of cowering and apologizing.
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@GrahamAllen_1 He’s spot on. Identify how you want. Have fun. The rest of us are under no obligation to join you in your identity.
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@JasonHise64 Delete this tweet if serious.
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@Oilfield_Rando I do think it’s true that you generally have the exact amount of crime you will tolerate.
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@MarmotRespecter The strongest guys I’ve ever met moved furniture for a living. Idk. These guys were scary strong. Not even that big. But definitely tough looking. Didn’t go to gyms. There is something to the functional strength stuff rather than niche specific stuff that makes aesthetics.
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Who. TF. Holds the pain meds on the cancer patients? I’m trying not to be so damn irritated and I’m failing. “It might compromise their respiratory status” So. What?!
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@hasanthehun I’ve also heard that the confederate flag represents “southern pride and cultural heritage” …
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@adgirlMM I’d agree with you on this point IF I wasn’t convinced that the experienced guy can’t remember what he had for breakfast most days.
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@Remroum @washingtonpost What is inaccurate about it? Is the truth “racist” ???
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@Doc_Kells I mean. To be fair. Doesn’t some or part of the medical community deserve some blame. I’m sympathetic to people caught up in or believing bad data on vaccine safety at the time, because I was one. But there were plenty who supported, often gleefully, coercion and mandates.
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@NathanJRobinson @Bbunchofnumbers @feelsdesperate This is really getting embarrassing now. You really don’t feel silly? And mad because you’re having to do this silly contortion in full public view so your lib friends (you probably don’t like that much anyway) won’t get mad will still invite you to their lame parties?
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@aquariusdays It’s a little dark. But. I can see that.
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@allinwithchris @chrislhayes Haven’t the police in many areas simply stopped arresting people or responding to crime?
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@lungareaux During delta I’d always bring in more than the approved *one* person when someone was dying. One particular time it was mom alone while her husband wasn’t going to make it. Her teenage sons sitting on the car in the parking lot. I went out to get them. Brought them in. I was
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@RichardHanania Being on time is “white supremacist” though. Therefore firing her for not being punctual is racist! Checkmate!!
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@verymoisturized That is actually very true. If you are attracted to a woman her nonsense can be seen as funny or cute or quaint but if you’re not all that from a woman you think is awful will be so so annoying.
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@bdomenech @RedPilledOkie No. Lol You seem really small and petty hater when one considers your bio. Tucker now thinks using nuclear weapons on civilians is more than a bad idea but rather evil. And the hurt your feelings? Induced the post above? Grow up. Man up. It’s hard out there sometimes.
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@hourly_shitpost #2 because I’m not a psychopath
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@PoleDoctress Oh! She’s 26! She don’t say … He dodged THAT bullet.
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@DanWuori It’s hard being little. We all need to remember that more.
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@shycollie Nice. It’s nice to hear positive stuff sometimes.
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@buttonslives If you literally think it’s *murder* you can’t compromise. There is no bridge over that.
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Saw my favorite patient today. First one of the day. She’s always telling me she’s praying for me (GOOD; I need it). Some doc told her she had Alzheimer’s. Same doc stopped her Amitriptyline she was on for “sleep” and she’s remembering so much better. I wanted to swear. I’m
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@MatthewGuoMD You got this bro. I’m a pulmonary and critical care doc. And I know all too well despite the best CPR, all the meds, bells, and whistles … you often can’t save people. But … there will someone you do! Many! Maybe not the first day. Go make your dad proud tomorrow.
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@OliLondonTV Why can’t we normalize putting sexual predators down with extreme prejudge?
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@AbigailShrier When you’ve been so loud about so much for so long your silence says all we need to know.
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@IDoTheThinking Whoever put it all together. You don’t have to tip. I do. Usually a couple bucks because it was just putting it together. Also. I’m blessed. They’re working at a take out spot. That $3 is helping them more than me sitting in my account. This is how I see it. Not saying you do too
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@olafapijl @thehill No reason? What about a personal preference for the kind of light they produce?
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@DavidSacks Some day every restaurant will be Taco Bell. iykyk
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@HankVenture5 @benshapiro Maybe. We don’t know her politics. But. As a white, educated lady in NYC the chance she is a lib and votes for them is high. And it’s a kind of a harsh point but … fair as far as it goes.
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@psych_biscuits @uche_blackstock Also migraine. But. Still requires stat head imagining
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@OliLondonTV That’s not the correct reason to get rid of the nonsense. They are just digging the hole deeper. Good luck @Target ! 🍀 Something tells me you’re going to need it!!
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@RebeccaCNReid All of us? I didn’t get the memo this was what we were doing this week. A guy misses ONE meeting … I tell ya …
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@CollinRugg He’s simply saying the quiet part out loud. And he’s correct. The kind/type of person with the pronouns in a bio wouldn’t be a good fit for Tucker’s team. Is this even controversial?
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@SethDillon Apologies are only used against you by enemies. Apologies to friends and family is reasonable and good. But apologizing to the prog left about anything doesn’t actually help and becomes a club to beat you with. Sorry. I didn’t make these rules.
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@MegEBrock Based. Boys/men can use a bar of soap for their hair. Shampoo is just soap. They might put MORE chemicals in it for reasons they tell you is good for hair. Almost all largely unnecessary. The young man’s instincts were correct. Don’t ruin him with more “product”.
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@KimIversenShow @yaelbt @greggutfeld @Harvard Hasn’t peace been offered to the Palestinians multiple times ?
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@Cluffalo I love your young enthusiasm and earnest optimism. But no. These women were never going to be at Trump rally. There were no cards to play. There never was a game.
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@GoToBedRory I feel like any pasta can be a personal pasta if you believe in yourself and try really really hard.
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@dammit_amy Probably not. Anything is possible if you believe in yourself and try really really hard.
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@erichhartmann I was told to literally not come home *until* the street lights came on. On the 4th of July I would be handed a huge brick of black-cats. I’d be instructed 1) not to blow off my fingers. Wanted to find us? You needed to look for the collection of bikes all on their sides.
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@wil_da_beast630 I don’t think the libs understand just how much most of us are over this homeless nonsense.
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@NoahCarl90 Is this a parody account?
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@Evie_Magazine Do people really find this surprising?
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F*ck. This guy had a nine year old son. I told the boy that his dad was brave and fought hard. Because he did. Almost lost it when the kid lost it. But kept it together. It’s important the boy knows. Some days this job …
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Just saw a new patient who had a long list of multiple NP misses, mistakes, & fails to take serious. Refuses to ever see one again. I’m not sure what the best answer is here but graduating them and putting them out into the community by themselves doesn’t seem like it’s working.
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In pulm clinic today and I’m telling you … if it wasn’t for some of these wives, God bless them, so many of these stubborn MFers would be dead. And these silly bastards have no clue they quite literally still exist due to the benign virtuous natures of their wives.
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@killersumobunny You have to let him know and move on so he can move on too. It’s not worth wasting more time.
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There really are few places left in medicine where you can still practice medicine as an art based on individuals, and their unique physiologies manifest by vitals and labs. It’s all algorithm or consensus guideline driven. No creativity. No curiosity. Critical care is one of
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@The_Law_Boy How many “conservatives” elected to high positions in this city in the last two decades?
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@spreadmyenergy The best part is when they try to tell us we aren’t experiencing these things like we say we are.
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@AmiriKing I support him standing on the gap for all those people on the subway that day. All thinking people knkw he wasn’t trying to harm but protect. He shouldn’t be a scapegoat for NYC and NYS failing the deceased.
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Couple of fat guys at the gym tonight clearly doing everything they can to be less fat guys. Working together. Carrying heavy sh*t. Sweating. Encouraging each other. It kind of choked me up if I’m being honest here. This is the way gentlemen.
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@AJA_Cortes This is what those schools are looking for though. Guys that can continue despite the awful stress, calories, physiology, and sleep. It’s not *really* testing who is “in shape”. They all are. It’s testing who can make out the other side in tact. Some men are built differently.
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@Cluffalo “Trad wife” is CLEARLY a luxury lifestyle.
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@adgirlMM Yeah. lol.
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@ChoooCole This is a basically surgeons in general.
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Been trying to keep a lady alive all day. And I’m failing. No old. Little kids. This sucks.
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@Jubilee4Jesus Atelectasis means you need to take deep breaths.
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@KimIversenShow It’s in the article:
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I just don’t know about statins any longer. I’m taking care of a patient with cardiac arrest because of a myocardial infarction (“heart attack”) from a blocked artery. On Crestor. Here’s the labs …
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@Dermin_ I’ll own that. My bad. Now what is this rashy nonsense?? It’s not like I’m asking you to help me with diarrhea or chest pain. It is your organ. Yes yes yes. I know “bigger text book than Harrison’s”. You already then know why we are bad and ask yeah?
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I’m not sure if this is unpopular but I have ZERO problems with “physician only” parking & a Doc’s Lounge for “physicians only”. 4 years after undergrad. 3 years residency. 3 years fellowship. I make the hard decisions & all ultimate responsibility & liability rests on me.
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@Cernovich The redistribution, communist minded people, aren’t really interested in getting theirs but rather making sure you can’t have yours.
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@wanyeburkett They are always “the sweetest dogs” right up until the mailings.
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@LPNH So let me check my notes here … the murder, torture, and rape of Israeli *civilians* was a “provoked”. The young people at the music festival had it coming? No. Just stop. This is a good reason why no one takes the LP serious.
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We are talking about this today. It’s interesting to me as a guy often getting the patient sick and near the end and needing the family to help make decisions, it is the family member (not always a daughter) from out of town that makes the deciding process worse. Especially if
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@Travis_in_Flint Promising people free stuff you know you can’t produce for them is a tactic as old as democracy. And yes. It works.
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@justksshit @greentexts_bot It’s simply convenience and not taking games *that* seriously. I suppose it get it if this is your serious hobby you’ll need out and get the best gear like if you were hunting or biking or playing OTB chess. Whatever. The console is simply EZ.
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@KillenMd Omg. If you’re 100. Leave her be!!
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@galaxychickens @mkhammer Is the argument then: “Because of THOSE murderers, what’s one more illegal alien one?!,!,??! Lol. Amirite?!!,???!”
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@thevivafrei Everyone has to withdraw consent here. You’re not going to beat google/YouTube You have to stop using them. Normalize a parallel system.
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55 and too fat too breathe and I’m supposed to fix you? I can’t.
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@KeenanPeachy Yeah … but … if that test is using “white words” and “white language” they won’t score as well because: racism And it’s still racism checkmate. It’s ALWAYS racism checkmate. They are undefeated when paying this game.
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@HannahDCox It’s a weird analysis - men don’t care about success nor are “threatened” by it. It’s a feminine cope. Men are agnostic of successful women ala the “success” - But ultimately here comes to the correct conclusion.
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@feelsdesperate We don’t hate the media enough.
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@jayhawkrx93 It’s not a “normal” experience doing cpr on another person. I regularly have to do such things in my particular line of medicine and you never truly get used to it or are unaffected by it. Strong. Good work. Talk about it with someone you can trust to deal with your feelings.
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@jaielaitch @SomeWelder In order for the margins to stay the same of course prices have to go up.
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@sandycheeks915 @BlueBoxDave If you begin telling someone (or a group), often enough, they are are victim they then start believing it and will find stories that fill in that cognitive confirmation bias gap, even if they have to turn normal interactions into “racist” ones. What I’m getting from your post
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@USWeightlifting This is simple. No dudes competing with real women. Trying to making this hard because it is politically fraught is craven and doesn’t protect real women in the sport.
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@AGRobBonta @HUDgov You mean convicted felons? I’ve seen no problem with the left using this terminology lately. Why so cagey here?
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@nathancofnas Seems like an irrelevant point to the pain the song is touching on. It’s like telling someone who lost an arm, is dealing with it or grieving it, thar there are people in the world who have lost two. Tone deaf.
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@RichardHanania How can I too get paid for being mid?
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@milky_selena Sometimes the wrongest takes come so very confidently from this account. Men don’t care what other men think about their woman if they are into her. I’ve never seen a man dump girl because his boys didn’t think she was pretty enough. Never. lol.
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@BrianLenzkes I’ve seen a couple of younger people 30’s without risk factors for PE show up with them. Seemed odd. The signal and noise aren’t totally separating out for me. There may be *something* else going on as well. Something the increased immunogenicity of the mRNA vax is bringing out.
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I’ve posted about this in the past & I suppose it’s time to do so again. I work with ventilators on a daily basis as a physician in the intensive care unit (ICU). I trained with one of the gods of ventilators. I know them well. Ventilators *save* lives, regularly. Save.
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@Rothmus I tried telling people this! When I talked to doctors in Wuhan after the first wave hit China, their top recommendation was to avoid using intubated ventilators for extended periods at 100% O2, as it damages the lungs. . I got the “you’re not a doctor”
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@FromKulak Price controls always lead to scarcity. Scarcity in the context of rent leads to higher rents. Rent control is a lot like having a rule against gravity.
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If you drink your coffee black you really don’t ever have to wash your cup. In fact. Washing the seasoned coffee cup, ruins it.
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@nypost I guess you can either pay fast food workers higher per our wages or have cheap AF food but can’t have it both ways. Hmm. Who could have *possibly* seen or predicted this scenario?
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@MrAndyNgo @ymcacw Oh. Look. Another pedo. 😐
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@TheEliKlein When they tell you who they are, believe them I guess.
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With testosterone men can really take back who they were truly meant to be. We see so much lower than we ever used to be. Many factors causing this. Men change for the good with better testosterone levels. TRT is healthcare
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