Everyone other than the Bhuttos are Irrelevant. No wonder you called so many of us Barsati Maindak for complaining about rain destroying our city.
And me, Irrelevant? Lol I didn't need a family name to get where I am. Doing pretty well. Can you say the same?
Why is this kid allowed to be on a tv show until midnight every night? Doesnt he have school?
I dont get why hes made to sit with a group of adults instead of letting or encouraging him to do things kids his age do
Is this the level of entertainment in our country? Disappointing
Some personal news:
I'm excited to announce that I've joined
@Reuters
as the Pakistan Correspondent.
Happy to join
@gibranp
's Afghanistan- Pakistan team.
Looking forward to reporting on Pakistan!
Today's kerfuffle teaches me that I will forever be a second-class citizen in this country, much like the rest of you. As long as dynastic politics is celebrated, this will continue.
You need to have zero regards for people to call them irrelevant.
Called a patwari, jiyali, and ugly just because I pointed out the total SBP reserves weren't $22bn when PM IK was dismissed.
Btw. Writing an article on this to explain it all because I'd rather fight ignorance with educational means. Stay tuned
I like the fact that some Pakistani men don't wait for you to ask them to help lift your suitcase into the overhead compartment. They just do it for you while making zero eye contact. 👏 👏 👏
Want to announce myself as Prime Minister of this country. My parents voted for me.
I'm thankful for this opportunity. Will make Pakistan great again.
First thing I will do is increase petrol prices, restructure tax reforms, and ban any biryani without aalu.
Your yearly reminder that today isn’t a military day.
The Pakistan army didn’t fight a war to win independence in 1947.
This day is about revolutionaries, you, me, our families that struggled and made it to Pakistan, and families that welcomed people to Pakistan.
This jalsa is probably bigger than PDM jalsas even though Fazlu forced his madrassa students to join in.
Massive turnout. I guess this answers how popular IK is.
#KarachiJalsa
My mom thinks that she needs to compliment everyones story she sees on Instagram.
Her logic is "woh dekh rahay hain k mein ne dekh liya, tou phir sochenge k mein ne tareef nahein ki"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
P.S. I wonder how many of thr 90k people that voted for Bilawal in 2018, and for PPP for years before that have access to water, electricity, sanitation, education, and Healthcare. Or are they irrelevant too?
Delhi: Wing Commander (now Group Captain) Abhinandan Varthaman being accorded the Vir Chakra by President Ram Nath Kovind, for shooting down a Pakistani F-16 fighter aircraft during aerial combat on February 27, 2019.
As my dad went for his Maghrib prayers he saw a
@foodpanda_pk
rider crying. He was mute so someone else told my dad what had happened. Apparently some people had beat him up very bad.
I dont know why people think they're entitled enough to beat someone up.
Just for context, I belong to a regular middle class family. I have no generational wealth nor do I have generational social capital. My parents put in all their savings to send me to the best institutions they could. I worked harder than my peers to get where I am.
Brace yourselves. We've officially entered, "Eid k baad dekhengay" territory.
It's the last week of Ramzan, might as well schedule everything for after Eid.
One of our old housemaid's has made it in Dubai! She learned a lot of English from me and other places she worked.
She now works as a nanny there.
Her whatsapp statuses make me so happy. She always wanted to live abroad. She's living the life she always dreamed of MashaAllah🩷
The rules for Eid are the same as last year.
1. Will not respond to any Eid Mubarak message that doesn't have my name. Personalized messages preferred
2. Brownie points for brownies
3. The word auspicious is banned
4. Please do not wish from the depths/ bottom of your hearts
We have been here for 3,000 years and we're here to stay.
Terrorists trying to plunge the region into violence and darkness will never prevail.
#IsraelUnderAttack
I will not be engaging with the lady that called my existence bitter and irrelevant.
I'm overwhelmed by the love and support I got today, but also know most of this is because of your dislike and discontentment with her and her clan.
Regardless, I'm thankful for the support
I dont want to brag, but I'm thankful that I'm here based off my own hardwork. I'm read by important people, I've impacted policy making without being in then government, I've written exposes, etc. All without having to use my non existent inherited social capital
My mom is in her 50s so I tried my luck sending her CNIC to 1166 last week to see if it would work. It didnt. Tonight, at 12 am I didnt even need to text her CNIC again. 1166 had already allotted her vaccination centre! Excellent!
Its very heartwarming to see the prayers people are sending PM IK's way. PM or not, he has been a hero for many over the years. May Allah protect him ❤🥺
It’s easy to condemn police brutality around the world without looking inward. Criminalising torture is the first step towards ending this culture of impunity and bringing the perpetrators, whoever they may be, to account. Torture is criminal, make it a crime!
#CriminaliseTorture
I'm going to jump out of character for a bit so bear with me.
The end to this regime, and this embarrassing end of PM IK's tenure is enough to shatter a young set of voters that believed the status quo could be challenged.
Someone else someday can. Trust in that.
Committed men cheating on their partners are trash
Women that are an accomplice are also trash.
I dont care if it was consensual or not, cheating is cheating and they're scum. If you think otherwise, dont @ me.
More power to Syra, she's rid herself of trash.
Growing up middle class leaves its impact on you.
I think 14729293 times before buying fries at the mall/ restaurants because I could just make them at home for less.
Will this habit ever change?
It's 7am, and the airport is filled with insufferable A-level kids from KGS going to Nathia Gali.
Mentioning the school is irrelevant. But the number of times I've heard "oh my Gawhhd" this morning is enough for months
I'm not a caffeine person but I need a fix rn
On another note, I did not think my previous tweets would blow up to that extent.
Lots of well-wishers in my DMs and whatsapp asking me to stay safe
It's a scary world but not worth being in if you cant be honest.
Anyone ever wonder who the Zenab behind Zenab market, Tariq behind Tariq Road, Hasan behind Hasan Square really are?
Who are these people? How did they become so iconic and important to Karachi?
Dr Miftah Ismail is a PhD in public finance from Wharton and has worked for the IMF. He now serves as the finance minister of Pakistan.
But now that
@arhuml92
is crafted the term Cocomo man, I'm sure Twitter will make it a thing. 😂
Journos like
@shazbkhanzdaGEO
have a dedicated research team that talk to experts & get the right facts. Very few on tv are as informed as this guy & have the ability of schooling people without raising their voices. His job is not to be an expert but to ask qs and present facts
We are all one tweet, one conversation, one graphic piece of clothing, one disagreement, or simply one anything away from being lynched.
This is the darkest of times.
THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT AN ACCURATE INDICATOR OF THE ECONOMY.
BUT YEAH, THORA GHABRANA HAI ABHI...
THE ECONOMY IS IN SHAMBLES AND NO ONE IS BOSS ENOUGH TO MAKE TOUGH DECISIONS
I hate to say this, but I honestly think Islamabad is a pretty decent place to live. No pot holes, everything close by, and pretty views.
I mean, i can make up for the lack of good food by cooking myself.
Political econ decisions
1. Blame the govt for high fuel prices when in opposition
2. Pressure them into providing a fuel subsidy
3. Dismiss the govt & form govt yourself
4. The new opposition will now pressure u to keep prices unchanged
Rinse & repeat while the country burns
Thread on Karachi rain:
More than 11 people have passed away in rain related accidents in addition to the 22 that passed away earlier this month.
Yes, we've experienced a lot of rain this year and this spell has been terrible. But does that justify suffering?
No. Here's why
I will launch the largest ever needs-based undergraduate scholarship programme in the history of Pakistan today. 200,000 scholarships will be awarded over the next 4 years, 50,000 every year, 50% of these for women to promote human capital development under my
@Ehsaas_Pk
umbrella
Hello guys. Lots of news going around about who the next governor SBP is. I was told to keep it a secret but I cannot any longer. It is me. I am your new governor sbp.
Even have this picture of my reaction to the CAD aa proof.
Hope to make you guys proudt
Very important to point out, petroleum prices should never be politicized. In an ideal 🇵🇰 they shouldn't even be regulated
The current govt wouldn't have found themselves in this spot if they didn't criticize the PTI govt for passing on intl prices- making them choose to freeze
If PMLN had
@UsmanAKBuzdar
as CM Punjab, I can 100% guarantee that
@ImranKhanPTI
would have been asking for his resignation a month into him taking up office.
I don't know who needs to hear this but PSO will always be available with petrol every time a petrol strike is announced.
Basically Pakistan STATE Oil doesnt protest against the STATE.
All of you in lines, go home.
Gotta admit,
@BBhuttoZardari
was right, more rain means more water.
What he isnt right about is the utter incompetence with which his party has been "ruling" over my city. They've destroyed Karachi. They don't care.
When Jacinda wore a scarf on her head to meet Muslims, y’all applauded it. And now that a Pakistani minister has covered her head in reverence to the customs you guys are hating.
It’s call respect for customs, but then again, what would you know about respect?
This weekend, a group of my friends and I went to the
@SBPMuseum
Karachi.
Hands down, it was one of the best afternoons I've spent in the city.
Without giving lots of spoilers, I'll try taking you through the museum.
@StateBank_Pak
Museum: A THREAD 🧵
Repeat after me, governments come and go. Institutions like the SBP are here to stay. Strengthened, autonomous and independent SBP is what we all should be striving for.
Will never understand mental gymnastics people pull for the political party they support.
REPEAT AFTER ME:
YOU DO NOT SELL YOUR SOUL TO A POLITICAL PARTY WHEN YOU CHOOSE TO SUPPORT IT. STAY A FREE THINKER.
Repeat after me:
THE IMF IS NOT YOUR ENEMY.
If we completed programs and stayed on track we wouldn't have to keep knocking at their door.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
Simple solution, make better films.
Don't ask for sympathy or charity support.
In a free market, people should be able to choose what they want. If your films don't perform well enough, do better.
How much more support does the industry need?
Releasing Doctor Strange could have waited for a few days. The last thing we need when the industry is finally opening up after two years is some foreign film hijacking our screens and relegating us in a corner. Home grown cinema has more right any day.
@CMShehbaz
@Marriyum_A
I don't care if it's a fancy restaurant, talking to thr waiter in English is something I can never understand. The waiting staff isn't fluent and they would be more comfortable with urdu. Make their jobs easier
Interviewed the Governor
@StateBank_Pak
, Dr
@rezabaqir
today
Stay tuned for
@Profitpk
's exclusive story where we talk about inflation, PKR, the usage of central bank tools, the Afghanistan issue & the impact on the Pakistani economy, housing, RDA inflows, & a lot more
@meiryumali
Stay tuned for
@Profitpk
's exclusive interview of
@Asad_Umar
, where we talk about Pakistan's economy - the past and the future.
P.S, thanks
@Noorinkhaan
for your help today!
I promised myself no twitter drama, so I'll say this
Your CV needs to be plain and simple. Follow a basic format. Use buzz words that match the job description so that your CV gets detected and picked up
Dont use a fancy design, dont add your picture and address. Keep it simple