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Mrs. 1500

2 years

I made this recipe last night and it is so good it should win the Academy Award for Best Starter Chicken for any Mexican Dish. @MasonWoodruff , I kind of love you.

The Best Mexican Shredded Chicken Thighs | Instant Pot or Ninja Foodi

A simple recipe for Mexican shredded chicken that can be made with chicken thighs or chicken breast in a pressure cooker or slow cooker.

masonfit.com

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3 years

@CortesSteve THIS is what you took away from this commentary??? Not the fact that our Black mothers are DYING due to poor quality health care, but because she used a gender neutral term? Cory almost died during childbirth, but please focus on that which you can attack. You ooze class.

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4 years

My father in law passed peacefully yesterday. He had marked Organ Donor on his drivers license, and while not everything can be used, his donations will help up to 100 people. You can't use anything after you're gone. Become an organ donor.

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6 years

21 yrs ago, I had a different view of @MonicaLewinsky . Knowing what I know now, after living life that isn't always perfect, I am even more sad for that time in our history. Do you want to see the EPITOME of strength? Look at Monica. I can't even imagine going through that at 24.

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@Mrs1500

2 years

@PoRican @rebecgeo So does "No, we won't be refunding you" They aren't losing a customer...

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2 years

Sometimes being a parent is really fucking hard.

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@Mrs1500

4 years

If you are not prepared to say "don't lick the shopping cart handle" and "stop rubbing your butt on your sister" Parenthood is NOT for you.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

6 years

I bought a coworking space!!! (Well, partnered on an existing coworking space.) Maybe you've heard of my partner @mrmoneymustache ? Looking for #Longmont #coworking space? Join @MMMHqCoworking for $50/month!

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

4 years

(I do not say this for sympathy.) We are about to lose my father in law. Not to Covid, but an unrelated thing. Reach out to those you love. Tell them you love them. Hug them. Kiss Them. Take pictures of the mundane things. Bill, I love you. You were an EXCELLENT Grandfather.

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@Mrs1500

5 years

Racism is NOT ok. Not before Coronavirus and not afterwards either. This epidemic may have started in one area of the world, but that does NOT mean it's OK to call it those horrible, racist things. PLEASE stop following me if you disagree. I don't want you in my life.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

5 years

Anyone else just sitting around, waiting for that email from their school district, cancelling classes? Thank God for Financial Independence and a husband who is retired.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

3 years

Pfizer shot #2 in the bag! Or, well, in the arm anyway... Definitely not looking forward to tonight/tomorrow but it will be totally worth it.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

2 years

@JackBarnett101 But somehow, I find it offensive to be asked to strip the beds and start the laundry. That's a job. I don't stay at places like that twice. And I'm moving back to hotels more and more, simply because there are so many requests that are like a job, while I am paying $150 in fees.

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@Mrs1500

5 years

"I’m thankful that I have the ultimate passive income source, a spouse that works." - @retirein1500

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@Mrs1500

3 years

This remains my favorite pumpkin my kids have ever carved.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

2 years

Touring a new gym in town, they said, "Our water is filtered seven times. Starbucks water is only filtered four!" Honey, I drank directly out of the garden hose as a kid. Your filtered water isn't the flex you think it is.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

2 years

If you are Barista FI, Slow FI, Coast FI, Fat FI, or any other type of FI, I want to talk to you.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

3 years

I just discovered that both my husband and daughters pronounce crayon "cran" so I don't have time for anyone else's problems right now...

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

6 years

BREAKING NEWS: I don't normally brag, but it is OFFICIAL!!! I am the Meanest Mom in the World!!!

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

2 years

@VanceBarse I know lots of people under 40 who want to work, but instead of grinding it out for little pay, for incompetent bosses, they're striking out on their own. THEY decide what to do, when to do it, and most importantly, they don't have to answer to people who treat them badly.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

9 months

PSA: Cumin looks an awful lot like Cinnamon. This message is brought to you by the Taco Oatmeal I made this morning.

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@Mrs1500

5 years

So we moved about a month ago. Apparently next The Griswold's... Yes, those are lights in the backyard, too

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@Mrs1500

5 years

Dear @WellsFargo , Can you please explain how you charged a $7.20 "Cash Deposit Processing" fee on 2/27? We are a Girl Scout troop who collects cash during our cookie sale, and a lot of it! Please kindly refund the charge.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

1 year

Oh my God I just went on a hot air balloon ride!!!

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

4 years

Just asked my 10 yo if she wanted to help me record an ad for the podcast and she said "Do I get money?" Am I doing this right or wrong?

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@Mrs1500

4 years

For the record. It is "all intents and purposes" NOT "all intensive purposes"

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@Mrs1500

3 years

Men who fold towels in half and half again - instead of thirds - how much of a mess is the rest of your life?

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

3 years

@matthewlee7 I'm going to spoil the entire gum road class right here. He made his minimum mortgage payment for 360 consecutive months.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

5 years

"I have The Ultimate Passive Income Strategy: I have a wife with a job." - Mr. 1500 @retirein1500 at @togetherwefi #CampFIRockyMountain . . . . . . Hey, wait a second...

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@Mrs1500

5 years

Moms of Twitter. 9yo's teacher is pregnant. 9yo has been crocheting a blanket for her. Today teacher off-handedly commented she'd like books & clothes. 9yo is crushed and doesn't want to give blanket to teacher. Please tell 9yo how special a hand crocheted blanket is.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

1 year

Selfie with @WarrenBuffett and Charlie Munger!

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

5 years

9yo on the phone with Grandpa: I'm reading Work Optional. (pause) Work Optional. (Pause) It's about early retirement. I'm also reading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. So I guess she's 9 going on 25? @our_nextlife

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

3 years

First shot in the books!!!

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

5 years

Why does every day of homeschool end with beer?

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

3 years

Donovan, the boy in my carpool, made this origami elephant. Please let him know how awesome it is!

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

3 years

It has arrived!!!

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

5 years

Help me prove @retirein1500 wrong. After showering, do you dry yourself off and then step on the bath mat like a civilized person or do you step on the bath mat dripping wet like a hillbilly?

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

3 years

I have found the best video on the internet.

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3 years

😂 #fuckinggoat

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

1 year

16 started high school yesterday. This year she has to take Personal Financial Literacy (be still my heart!) She just sent this:

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

2 years

My kid has discovered country music and listens to it all the time now. I can't help but feel like I'm being punished for something...

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

4 years

(Every year) October 1: buy candy October 2-30: eat all the candy October 31: buy more candy.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

3 years

I don't know whose status this is, but I was really proud of them so I decided to copy it!

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

6 years

How much of a nerd am I that when the desk clerk tells me room 404, I immediately think page not found?

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

4 years

Can we stop with the "'insert random platitude' what's your excuse" posts??? Some people are going through some stuff that isn't an excuse, yet still unbelievably challenging. It's OK to just be surviving right now. MORE than OK.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

4 years

My 10yo just used the phrase "Jackpot Avocado" to describe when you have a ripe avocado with a small pit and I don't think I've ever heard anything described so perfectly.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

3 years

Today marks 6 weeks w/o sugar. Running 5 miles a day...no meat/dairy/flour/caffeine. The change has been fantastic! I feel great! Zero alcohol! A healthy vegan diet, gluten-free, caffeine-free, sugar-free and a 2-hour workout every day! Lost 15 lbs. of fat & gained muscle mass!

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@Mrs1500

2 years

Parenting teens be like: 1% luck 1% skill 1% concentrated power of will 1% pleasure 96% pain 100% why did I do this shit again?!?

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

2 years

@FiSurgi @elonmusk When are we going to start paying attention to the historically-excluded, marginalized white man??? For far too long, women have been handed everything on a silver platter.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

4 years

Never have I ever... Identified with a bumper sticker more

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

6 years

If you aren't currently following @awhalefact here on Twitter, you are missing out on such fact-gems as:

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

2 years

In case you were wondering, yes, I have retained my title of "Worst Mom in the World!" And added a new one! "Most Annoying Mom in the World!"

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

4 years

It is surprisingly easy to eat an entire box of Girl Scout Samoas. Like, I didn't even have to push myself, persevere, dig down deep, or even pay attention and poof. Gone.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

3 years

When my daughter was first learning to read, we passed a Popeyes Chicken, and she asked, "Is that called Popeyes or Pope Yes?" Guess what we call it now? Love that chicken from Pope Yes!

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

2 years

Hubs' phone died in IKEA, and we got separated, and I had to hunt him down like we lived in Little House on the Prairie days.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

4 years

@creation247 Found it! The WORST take on depression on the entire internet. (That's a big accomplishment, AoP) You clearly know nothing about depression. Statements like this serve no purpose, other than to further depress people who already suffer from depression.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

5 years

I just OFFICIALLY became a mom!!! The 9yo said "I'm cold, can we turn on the heat?" and I replied "Put on a sweater."

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

3 years

IDK who needs to hear this, but it is completely legal to make Carrot Cake WITHOUT raisins. Preferably, actually.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

3 years

11yo's love whales. Sometimes, they crochet whales with teeny tiny tails! @awhalefact

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

4 years

To all dog owners who allow your dogs to poop on the sidewalk and don't pick it up, I hope you step on a Lego at 3:00 a.m. on the way to the bathroom when you have to pee.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

3 years

Literally one of the steps in my Ikea cabinet instructions is "throw away one of the pieces that we gave you"

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

10 months

OMG, Not another Money podcast?!? Yep, another Money Podcast! Mindy (and Carl) on Money! Trailer out today, first episode drops tomorrow!

Mindy On Money

Investing Podcast · 42 Episodes · Updated Weekly

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

4 years

So now, someone not in my immediate household but still VERY close to me has tested positive for Covid. I just don't even understand how wearing masks is a question. Worst case scenario: they do nothing and you are minorly inconvenienced by a mask.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

2 years

How does the Republican party claim to be Pro Life when they demand removal of a price cap for life-saving insulin?

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

2 years

Do you have truly passive income that covers your expenses 100%, making it unnecessary to work if you choose not to? I want to talk to you! NOT interested in hyped-up people selling something.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

4 years

IDK who needs to hear this but it is 100% legal to put Tater Tots in your breakfast burritos. You're welcome.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

6 years

Went through @TSA today. If they are important enough to work, they're important enough to get paid. I do NOT support this shutdown or the wall. Fund the government, without the wall and get these American workers PAID!!!

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

4 years

Someone gave my kid a potato while she was trick or treating!!!

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

4 years

Is there anything so optimistic as the 2020 Back to School section at Target?

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

1 year

Hey Twitter. I 100% meant to tweet that tweet that said the word douchebag, fucker, asshole, dickhead, etc. I don't care that others don't like those words. Sometimes, those words are THE ONLY WORDS in the entire English language that adequately describe someone. Sorry.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

3 years

My family: hmmm, can't find this spice, guess I'll buy some. Me, later: why do I have 9 jars of nutmeg?!?

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

2 years

I could retire on the compound interest of my unspent Kohl's cash...

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

3 years

Are you even getting the full IKEA assembly experience if you don't have to take it apart because of that one step you missed seven steps ago? Rest assured loyal fans, I am getting the full, TRUE IKEA usually experience today.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

4 years

@dadpickupline I really wanted to spend hours making delicious, healthy food to get reviews like "gross" and "see" and "I'm not eating that."

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@Mrs1500

2 years

There is a HUGE Roe v Wade protest in my town right now. My favorite sign reads "Abort the Court"

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

5 years

***BREAKING NEWS*** It is 100% UNNECESSARY to email me to tell me your office is closed on 12/25 and 1/1. Unless you're the police, fire or hospital, I expect you to be closed. (Police, fire and hospital, thank you for being open. I hope I don't need you.)

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@Mrs1500

5 years

Bernie Madoff asked a judge for a “compassionate release” from his 150-year prison sentence. “I’ve served 11 years already,” he said, "and, quite frankly, I’ve suffered through it." Yeah, Bern. That's how prison works...

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

3 years

Not sure who needs to hear this, but you can 100% put Avocado on your BLT. It's not illegal or anything. Normalize BLATs

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

2 years

@tonyposnanski Tony, this is a very strong stance. Also, you are wrong.

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@Mrs1500

6 years

Just had a talk about boys with the oldest girl. I'll be drinking heavily if you need me. (I'm not ready for this...)

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@Mrs1500

6 years

Pro Tip: DO NOT joke with your 9 year old that they may 'have a tapeworm', and then further compound the problem by explaining what a tapeworm' is. Trust me.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

3 years

Hey @HomeDepot , your head cashier at store 1521 went ABOVE AND WAY BEYOND to reconnect my husband's left behind wallet with us. Hubs has a trip planned in a few days and losing it threw a huge wrench. Giant thanks to Angela!!!

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

4 years

PF Twitter, what is the article you wrote, that you consider to be your best article? Please link.

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@Mrs1500

6 years

Me: "Oh that doesn't go in the dishwasher." (to the hubs, as he is loading.) Mr. 1500: "The definition of what doesn't go into the dishwasher drastically changes when you are not around.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

3 years

But my favorite part of parenthood is how none of the kids listen to anything I say, but it is a tragedy of unmeasurable proportions if I somehow miss a word they utter, usually in the middle of 9 other conversations going on around me, simultaneously.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

2 years

Is there any country doing it right, right now. No racism, no fascism, no suppressing minorities. Looking for an alternative that isn't jumping from the frying pan into the fire.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

6 years

You can take a guy out of the Navy... @TheMilitaryGuid #FinCon18

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@Mrs1500

3 years

I am now at the age where I am arguing with my teen daughter that her skirt is too short. Officially have turned into my mom...

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

2 years

Me, @matthewlee7 , @wafflesonwed and @MindyatBP all together!

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

4 years

The glamourous reality of live-in flipping

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@Mrs1500

11 months

U2 at The Sphere!!!

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@Mrs1500

5 years

(Me, after a month of self-quarantine) WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S ONLY BEEN ONE DAY?!?

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

5 years

But the BEST part of the kids being home is doing 47 loads of dishes every day.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

4 years

IDK who needs to hear this, but: You don’t have to be rich to invest.

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@Mrs1500

2 years

I've never wanted to change my name more...

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

3 years

Met up with THE @Jovermyer1 in Port Aransas, and he's representing @TheFoodTruckCEO !!!

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@Mrs1500

4 years

Me: What are you doing, sweetheart? 10yo: practicing my recorder Thanks 2020, the only schoolwork she wants to do is play the worst instrument ever invented.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

6 years

White wine glasses are tiny. Red wine glasses are voluminous. Pro Tip: white wine can still be poured into red wine glasses, except more. You're Welcome.

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500

5 years

I just had to tell the smaller daughter to stop farting on the larger daughter, in case you were thinking about having kids...

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Mrs. 1500

@Mrs1500